What the fuck did you just fucking say about my hacking skills, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 4Chan Hacking program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on VAC, and I have made over 300 1337aimbots. I am trained in Anonymous Warfare and I’m the top sniper in the whole entire pub. You are nothing to me but just another headshot. I will blow you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this pub, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies in Volvo and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for your own VAC, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little inventory you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my first aimbot. Not only am I extensively trained in unaimed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Le 9Gag Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.