FrozenMaiden

[21:02]	<[GM]Mary>	In the cold, not-so-distant-but-relatively-distant future, only two things stood the test of time: the mutants, and the maids. Which shall finally prevail in our bleak new age? Only God knows the answer! Repent, vile sinners! Know the love of our savior in Jesus Christ, and repent! I mean- um... Have fun.
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[21:14]	<[GM]Mary>	So yeah. Gimme a line or two so we can pretend we know each other.
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[21:26]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Greetings, ladies. My name is Robert Roland Reagan, but Robert is a fucking stupid name, so just call me Roland. I'm the fella runnin' the joint around here, we keep up with the water, oxygen, and keepin' down the Weirdos that come out of the ruins. We even got a large storage of industrial diamonds and heavy metals. I advise you to stay within the community and base grounds, go off to far...
[21:26]	<[Gtz]Roland>	...and you may just come back with a few unneeded dead baby fetuses attached to your face. Also, long skirts are forbidden on the premises. Show me 'em legs, or go on home.
[21:28]	<[]Camille>	Aah must we'? Eet is quite Coold...
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[21:31]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hey, if you need warmin' up, just stop on by the Master's quarters. You might have to wait a while though, ehehe...
[21:34]	<[]Camille>	Iz eet a deelayed' 'eating seestem? I soppose I shall 'ave to deal wizh eet...
[21:34]	* [kiri]Leona	just smile. 'I prefer to feel the warmth of my fellow maid,though~'
[21:35]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hehehe. Don't we all. Hey, bad girl, why don't you say something?
[21:35]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Huh? Why?
[21:35]	<[huh]Alessa>	Hi, I'm Alessa. I used to work down in shaft-D, but got pulled after an unfortunate accident with a drill. But I tryto focus on the present more than the past, and I've always wanted to be a maid, so this is a great chance for me!
[21:35]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Because we'll drown you in sulfuric acid if you don't.
[21:36]	<[Gtz]Roland>	I mean, so we can get to know you, yeah.
[21:36]	* [Pyg]Mei	grumbles.
[21:36]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Fine...
[21:36]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Glad to hear that, Alessa.
[21:37]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hey baby, why don't you tell 'em your name? Just don't tell 'em our hobbies, try to keep it clean, ya know?
[21:38]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Chai Mei Huo. 5th maid in the Chai family to serve under this cree--Err, Master Reagan. That is all.
[21:38]	<[kiri]Leona>	Greetings. I'm Leona Rafale. I'm here to pay off father company's debt. But actually I'm fine with this. Being a maid is fun. And I got to be surrounded by cuties. Isn't that pleasant? Ufufu~
[21:39]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Well, I'm glad me 'n you are on the same page, Miss Leona.
[21:39]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Momo~ you're not the type to keep a guy waiting~
[21:40]	<[kiri]Leona>	is that so? I think we will get along just~ fine~
[21:47]	* [Pyg]Mei	finds a wall to lean on and waits for the formalities to end. She lights a small flame and starts tossing it between her hands.
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[21:52]	* [Atai]Momo	A pale, slender girl beside Roland bows slightly to the others. One set of arms is is clapped happily together, and the lower set are folded politely in front of her.
[21:52]	<[Atai]Momo>	And I'm miss Marola, Roland's personal assistant and servant. I'm very happy to meet the lot of you, and I look forward to our time together!
[21:53]	<[]Camille>	'ight I assk vhat our duuties are too ve meeztar Roland?
[21:53]	* [kiri]Leona	whistles.
[21:53]	<[kiri]Leona>	(A mutant is fine, too~)
[21:53]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hey Cammy, you're here to learn all about how to please a man so you can have your own one day, right?
[21:54]	<[huh]Alessa>	A, a mutant....
[21:54]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Just talk to Momo here. She'll show ya everything ya need to know, ehehehe...
[21:55]	<[]Camille>	Eet iz soomthing like thaat, 'es...
[21:56]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Well anyway, lets get this thing started.
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[22:00]	<[GM]Mary>	And so begins a new day in the Underground.
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[22:03]	* [Gtz]Roland	is busy soldering... something together in an orate display. His singing, or what others may describe as "bellowing", echoes throughout the underground halls.
[22:05]	<[Gtz]Roland>	WOOOAAAAAHH, ROCKIN' DOWN THE HIGH-WAAAAAAY~
[22:06]	* [huh]Alessa	is watching somewhat interestedly.
[22:06]	<[]Camille>	Eez' 'eep villagez are quite soomthing. I vaz born in a 'ear surface village....
[22:07]	<[huh]Alessa>	Ah, really? What was it like?
[22:07]	<[huh]Alessa>	I heard it's warmer near the surface...
[22:09]	* [Gtz]Roland	ignoring their conversation, hollers:
[22:09]	<[]Camille>	'hat vould depend on location. Ve vere quite close' to a geothermal pocket, so 'ez...
[22:09]	<[kiri]Leona>	Actually, Camille. I cannot understand what you are saying... much.
[22:09]	<[kiri]Leona>	but that's kind of cute~
[22:09]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Whadduya think, huh? I call it a modern art masterpiece! It's hideous!
[22:10]	<[]Camille>	Iz eet zupposed to ve zo phallic?
[22:10]	<[huh]Alessa>	Hideous? Indeed, wonderfully so!
[22:10]	* [huh]Alessa	calls back energetically.
[22:11]	* [Pyg]Mei	passes by, dragging a large sack behind her, with some difficulty.
[22:11]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Now that you mention it... I think it is! Ha! This shall stand as a testament to my virility! Our children, and our children's children shall know the superiority of my wang!
[22:12]	<[]Camille>	I zee, zo 'ou zhall erect 'his soomplace visible?
[22:12]	* [Gtz]Roland	brings out a blowtorch and burns his initials into it. RRR~
[22:13]	* [kiri]Leona	hug Camille from behind and ruffle her hair. Ahh~ this is wonderful~
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[22:14]	<[Gtz]Roland>	I don't know where I could keep it up. The old men will just get pissed off if I stick it in front of the entrance to the village...
[22:14]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hehehe, maybe I should stick it in front of the ladies' locker...
[22:15]	<[kiri]Leona>	and why is that, master? is it too.... unsettling, for them?
[22:15]	* [Pyg]Mei	finally passes the doorway out of sight, continuing to drag the sack toward the kitchen, unnoticed.
[22:15]	<[]Camille>	Ahm miz' Leona? Do yoou 'eed zomething?
[22:18]	* [Atai]Momo	saunters in and looks at it, thoughtfully, lower hands clasped behind her, and upper ones in a position of contemplation and assessment: one on her hip and one tapping her chin thoughtfully. She circles the statue a few times, gazing at it.
[22:18]	<[kiri]Leona>	nothing~
[22:18]	<[Atai]Momo>	....I don't think it looks exactly suggestive. It's merely tall.
[22:18]	<[]Camille>	I zee...
[22:18]	<[kiri]Leona>	I just like cute things. that is all~
[22:19]	* []Camille	looks a bit uncomfortable
[22:19]	<[Atai]Momo>	And long. And firm.
[22:19]	* [Gtz]Roland	knocks on it, generating a thick sound
[22:19]	<[Gtz]Roland>	It's hard, alright.
[22:19]	<[huh]Alessa>	I think it looks sorta cute...
[22:19]	<[]Camille>	I zay, ze ameended 'ead does add to ze penis 'eory...
[22:20]	<[Atai]Momo>	There's no way anyone could realistically prove it was anything... suggestive. They'd have to cite some bizarre half-assed logic, and then their argument would be nothing but a complete phallacy.
[22:20]	* [kiri]Leona	release Camille from her grasp. 'I have my share of fun. I shouldn't bother her more.'
[22:20]	<[Pyg]Mei>	WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! CORPSE! COOOORPSE!!!
[22:21]	<[kiri]Leona>	!!
[22:21]	* [Pyg]Mei	stumbles into the workshop, her face white.
[22:21]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hey Mei, what's up? You're lookin' a little bent.
[22:21]	<[huh]Alessa>	A-a-a corpse?
[22:22]	<[Pyg]Mei>	S-s-s-someone fell down from the old m-m-m-mine shaft!
[22:22]	* [Gtz]Roland	puts down his torch and safety glasses
[22:22]	<[kiri]Leona>	Oh my.
[22:22]	<[]Camille>	Corpze? 'ou 'ave a miltizia?
[22:22]	* [Pyg]Mei	gets back up on her feet, dusting herself off.
[22:22]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Ehh... You don't think it's a... Well, you know.
[22:23]	<[]Camille>	Eez deep villagez are quite soomthing....
[22:23]	<[Pyg]Mei>	I couldn't tell, it wasn't wearing anything!
[22:23]	* [Atai]Momo	hustles over to Mei and lays two arms on her shoulder.
[22:23]	<[Atai]Momo>	Calm down, dear. it's not going to bite. Unless
[22:23]	<[Atai]Momo>	[-unless]
[22:23]	<[]Camille>	A naked corpze? 'at muzt ve quite coold....
[22:24]	* [huh]Alessa	is panicking.
[22:24]	<[kiri]Leona>	I guess it is our duty to deal with him or her.
[22:24]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hey, hey, everyone just calm down, alright?
[22:24]	<[kiri]Leona>	maybe we'll have to dirty ourselves and....'dispose' it.
[22:24]	<[kiri]Leona>	ew.
[22:26]	* [Pyg]Mei	controls her breathing to calm down.
[22:26]	<[Atai]Momo>	Shall I take some of them with me to investigate, Master?
[22:27]	<[]Camille>	Zurely' a militizia corpze 'an 'andle itzelf. Vhy vould ve 'eed too go?
[22:27]	* [Atai]Momo	looks askance at Camille.
[22:27]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Okay then Mei, take Momo and Leona to check it out. You better not be cryin' wolf. Everyone else, go find some medical equipment.
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[22:28]	<[Atai]Momo>	...she's talking about a dead body, dear. Corpse, I think, not corps.
[22:28]	<[Atai]Momo>	Yes, master.
[22:28]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Well, get a box or something.
[22:29]	<[]Camille>	Ahm, I zee, A cadavre...
[22:29]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Why the hell would I lie about that?!
[22:29]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Can't just leave bodies lyin' around; those parasites fester in dead animals and shit, then they come and wreak havoc on the living populations.
[22:29]	<[kiri]Leona>	as you command, master.
[22:29]	<[kiri]Leona>	mmn... should we wear some protecting gears? maybe the corpse is infected with some unknown disease.
[22:30]	<[huh]Alessa>	Awawawawa... where are the medical supplies?...
[22:30]	* [Pyg]Mei	sighs and heads out of the workshop, beckoning Momo and Leona to follow.
[22:31]	<[Gtz]Roland>	yeah, stop by the storage room and getcha some gloves and a facemask. Really, it's up to you, but better safe than sorry, eh?
[22:32]	<[kiri]Leona>	will do.
[22:32]	* [kiri]Leona	follows Mei.
[22:35]	<[]Camille>	Ahm, Meezter Roland, vhat of uz? 'hall ve be erecting your creatzon soomwhere vilst 'hey are deszending a zhaft?
[22:35]	* [Atai]Momo	briefs the two newcomers on how to use the equipment in the belts, should they need it, and passes out helmets and masks.
[22:36]	<[Atai]Momo>	And if you're all set, we'll head on down... Mei, dear, which shaft was it? We've a few around here.
[22:36]	* [kiri]Leona	take the equipment. She's quite accustomed with this.
[22:37]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Alright. I'm gonna clean up here and give the village chief a call, see if he lost any sheep. Alessa, why don't you take this to Rodney's? He's got a big junk shop right at the entrance of the village, can't miss it.
[22:37]	* [Gtz]Roland	picks up a parcel, showing it to her
[22:38]	<[Pyg]Mei>	It was right outside, the N-2 Shaft.
[22:40]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Cammy, you can come with me.
[22:40]	* [Pyg]Mei	takes a left down the hall, leading the other two maids.
[22:42]	* [kiri]Leona	follows.
[22:43]	* [Atai]Momo	follows along behind, thinking.
[22:46]	* [Pyg]Mei	arrives at the scene.
[22:46]	<[Pyg]Mei>	There.
[22:47]	* [Pyg]Mei	points at the body lying just by the mouth of the elevator.
[22:48]	<[kiri]Leona>	Ouch. That looks painful...
[22:48]	<[]Camille>	Zo' meezter Roland.... Do 'ou know vhen your deelayed' 'eating seestem vill kick in? Eet iz coold....
[22:48]	<[GM]Mary>	A pale, completely bare corpse stares at you. There's no sign of bodily damage, however it seems to be very malnutritioned; it's skin and bones.
[22:51]	<[kiri]Leona>	very suspicious. This can be an infected corpse. Protect yourself, cuties.
[22:53]	<[GM]Mary>	It blinks.
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[22:54]	<[kiri]Leona>	!!
[22:54]	<[Atai]Momo>	...Tell me I didn't just see that.
[22:54]	<[kiri]Leona>	....see what? you mean, like what I just see?
[22:55]	<[Atai]Momo>	....Well shit.
[22:55]	<[kiri]Leona>	... this is troublesome.
[22:55]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Infected? Should I burn it?
[22:56]	* [Atai]Momo	's lower two hands come together and the upper two tense somewhat.
[22:56]	<[Atai]Momo>	It blinked.
[22:56]	* [kiri]Leona	is torn between standing in front to make the girl thinks she is cool, or hide behind them to be safe.
[22:56]	<[kiri]Leona>	y...yep. totally.
[22:56]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Wh-what? It's not dead?
[22:57]	<[kiri]Leona>	I say burn it.... do we need to vote for that?
[22:57]	<[Atai]Momo>	I don't know. I'm regretting not bringing an ice pike.
[22:57]	<[Atai]Momo>	Hold on, though.
[22:57]	<[Atai]Momo>	me raises her voice a little.
[22:58]	<[Atai]Momo>	Hey. Bony.
[22:58]	<[Atai]Momo>	you alive in there or just still got stuff flickering up there?
[22:58]	<[GM]Mary>	Bony does not respond, but doesn't stop glaring at you.
[22:58]	<[Pyg]Mei>	...Why won't it stop glaring at us?
[22:58]	<[Atai]Momo>	Maybe he broke his spine?
[22:59]	<[Atai]Momo>	Not that unlikely, given the fall.
[22:59]	<[kiri]Leona>	do you have anything you can throw?
[22:59]	<[kiri]Leona>	give it a knock.
[23:00]	<[Atai]Momo>	either of you got medical training? I can't remember anything for this beyond "don't move the body," so I'm following the directions as best I can...
[23:00]	<[kiri]Leona>	I don't know... it's to risky to get that close.
[23:01]	<[Atai]Momo>	Mei, what are you worried it might be infected WITH, exactly?
[23:01]	<[GM]Mary>	Suddenly, the shaft bursts into a searing sound of static.
[23:02]	<[Pyg]Mei>	I don't know. Some airborne dis--AAAAHHHH!
[23:02]	<[Atai]Momo>	Son of a%bitch!
[23:02]	<[GM]Mary>	It's Momo's radio. A little loud.
[23:02]	<[Atai]Momo>	[Son of a bitch!]
[23:03]	* [Atai]Momo	looks down, and picks it up with one pair to turn it down while the other pair clamp over her ears.
[23:03]	* [kiri]Leona	manage to stay calm, but her heart nearly leapt out from her mouth. Wah! That's startling!
[23:03]	<[Gtz]Roland>	~Eeey, Momo, what's the situation?
[23:04]	<[Atai]Momo>	Oww... Well... I'm half deaf now, B.. ah, Master.
[23:05]	<[Gtz]Roland>	~Well, that sucks. What about the body or whatever?
[23:05]	<[Atai]Momo>	Get that equipment checked out.
[23:05]	<[Atai]Momo>	....The radio, not down your pants.
[23:05]	<[Atai]Momo>	Anyway.
[23:05]	* [Pyg]Mei	looks nervously between Momo on the radio and the glaring "corpse."
[23:05]	<[Atai]Momo>	Uh, yeah
[23:05]	<[Atai]Momo>	he's... kinda alive?
[23:05]	<[Atai]Momo>	or something.
[23:06]	<[Atai]Momo>	Mei says maybe he's infected, I say maybe he broke his spine, but he blinked, and now he's giving us the stink-eye.
[23:07]	<[Gtz]Roland>	~Huh, no shit. I just got off the horn with the Chief, he says everyone's accounted for. So whatever it is, it ain't ours.
[23:07]	<[Atai]Momo>	...Beautiful.
[23:07]	<[Gtz]Roland>	~Unless you're willin' to risk your eyeballs to be a humanitarian, just get rid of it.
[23:07]	<[kiri]Leona>	...more the reason to burn it.
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[23:08]	<[Atai]Momo>	I dunno. Maybe he's got somethin' to say?
[23:09]	<[Atai]Momo>	We'll have a little talk, and then call you back, okay?
[23:09]	<[Atai]Momo>	I'll keep my eyeballs safe, don't you worry.
[23:09]	<[Gtz]Roland>	~Alright. Just don't do anything stupid. Over n' out.
[23:10]	<[Atai]Momo>	You know how hard that is for me. Over and out.
[23:10]	* [Gtz]Roland	hangs up the radio, then tosses it to Camille
[23:11]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Keep an eye on that for me, will ya? I gotta step out for a bit, might be a while.
[23:11]	* [Atai]Momo	sets her radio back, and then hunkers down by the guy, staying a good distance away.
[23:11]	<[Atai]Momo>	Well... I guess we do this the movie way.
[23:12]	* [Gtz]Roland	takes off without a word
[23:12]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Huh?
[23:13]	<[kiri]Leona>	...don't you say.
[23:14]	<[Atai]Momo>	What, aincha ever seen anything from the last few hundred years? Or do humans not find as much of that stuff these days? I'm not always solid on the details like that.
[23:14]	<[Atai]Momo>	Whatever.
[23:14]	* [Atai]Momo	turns back to the sprawled figure.
[23:14]	<[Atai]Momo>	Okay, mister. One blink for yes, two for no, and all that.
[23:15]	<[Atai]Momo>	...And you'd better cooperate, or else we're gonna have to torch you or drop you down another mineshaft to make sure it takes this time.
[23:15]	<[Atai]Momo>	And if you can't, well... I guess that sucks.
[23:16]	<[Atai]Momo>	Uh...
[23:16]	* [Atai]Momo	pauses, then looks back at the other two.
[23:16]	<[Atai]Momo>	What do we ask him?
[23:16]	<[kiri]Leona>	let's start with...'are you human?'
[23:16]	<[kiri]Leona>	the basics.
[23:17]	<[Atai]Momo>	Good enough. You heard the lady.
[23:19]	<[Atai]Momo>	...or did he?
[23:19]	<[Atai]Momo>	huh.
[23:21]	<[GM]Mary>	The body shakes for a moment, then mouths something inaudible
[23:21]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Eh?
[23:21]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Did you catch that?
[23:21]	* [Atai]Momo	takes out a little notepad, looks at it the top page, and hurriedly flips past the first few sheets until they're covered by a number of blank ones, then begins scribbling on it.
[23:22]	* [Atai]Momo	flips it around. 'Can you hear us?' is written there, and she holds it out before him.
[23:23]	<[GM]Mary>	The body attempts to speak hoarsely again, but is still inaudible.
[23:24]	<[kiri]Leona>	Oh my, Looks like he can understand us.
[23:24]	<[kiri]Leona>	should we....um... 'secure' him?
[23:25]	<[Pyg]Mei>	I'm not touching that thing!
[23:26]	<[GM]Mary>	<Bony> ...o...ser.....
[23:27]	<[kiri]Leona>	o...ser?
[23:27]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Closer?
[23:27]	<[kiri]Leona>	for the love of shai hulud, why I'm doing this?!
[23:28]	* [kiri]Leona	toss a coin.
[23:28]	<[GM]Mary>	The body slowly nods its head at this.
[23:28]	<[kiri]Leona>	Everybody back off. I'll do it.
[23:29]	* [kiri]Leona	getting closer, slowly, to the bony man.
[23:33]	* [kiri]Leona	reach out to....it?
[23:33]	<[GM]Mary>	As soon as you get within its reach, the thing shrieks and its bony arms shoot out to grab your leg, trying to bring you
[23:33]	<[GM]Mary>	in to a bite.
[23:35]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Waaah!!
[23:38]	<[kiri]Leona>	Just as th------Eyaaaaaaah!
[23:39]	<[GM]Mary>	Leona's reflexes weren't enough to save her from a bite. She does, however, successfully kill it. Leona: 1 Zombie: 0
[23:41]	<[kiri]Leona>	GAH THAT THE IT WAS UN WHA HORRIBLE NOT THE GET GOD AW WHAT
[23:42]	* [kiri]Leona	is in panic
[23:44]	* [kiri]Leona	grab the radio and yell inside.
[23:44]	<[]Camille>	~"Ello' friendz, 'ay I 'elp youu?"
[23:44]	<[kiri]Leona>	MASTER! MASTER! THE THING BIT ME! I'M DEAD! I'M SO DEAD! WHATCHADO WHATSHOULDMEDO!?
[23:45]	<[]Camille>	~"Meeztur Roland iz out' I am afraeed."
[23:46]	<[kiri]Leona>	AAAAGH AW OH HELL NO WAI-----Oh, it's you Camille? I'm in tight spot here...
[23:48]	<[]Camille>	~"Eef eet iz a 'ight spoot, 'ave you tried lubricant? 'ossibly greaze? I vecommend 'ulling and greaze..."
[23:48]	* [Pyg]Mei	rushes over to Leona, looking at the wound on her leg.
[23:48]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Stay still, this will hurt.
[23:49]	<[kiri]Leona>	I didn't mean that kind of tight spot! I mean--- wha? Hurt?
[23:50]	<[]Camille>	~"I vould not vecommend zcreaming in a 'ight spoot. Ozygen zupply eez is 'imited you 'ow."
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[23:52]	<[]Camille>	~"You aore 'ot in a 'ight spoot? Apologies, Vhat zeemz to ve ze izzue vhen?"
[23:52]	* [Pyg]Mei	holds a finger out toward the wound.
[23:53]	<[Pyg]Mei>	First Seal!
[23:54]	* [Pyg]Mei	lets out a small flame which rapidly grows into an inferno.
[23:54]	<[Pyg]Mei>	AAAAAAHHHH! WHAT THE HELL?!
[23:54]	<[kiri]Leona>	I---WHA EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[23:54]	* [Pyg]Mei	withdraws her finger and shakes it violently to kill the flame.
[23:54]	* [kiri]Leona	is burned. literally. no kidding. like, being burned!
[23:58]	<[]Camille>	~"Ahm, Miz Leona? Are 'ou zill 'ere? I 'an poot out a' zearch 'arty 'or zhaft valls..."
[00:00]	* [Pyg]Mei	takes the radio from Leona's hand.
[00:00]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Err...We've got a bit of an incident, but...uh...I've got it under control...
[00:01]	<[]Camille>	~'Ezz zat zo? zhall I 'ot zend velp zen?"
[00:02]	* [kiri]Leona	fainted. The pain is unbearable.
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[00:03]	<[GM]Mary>	[for the sake of roleplay, let's assume Momo has walked off camera somewhere, to do something, AND SHALL SURELY BE RETURNING SHORTLY]
[00:05]	<[]Camille>	~"Vill 'ou ve returning? I 'an 'et meeztur Roland if 'ou need"
[00:06]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Y-yeah, we'll be on our way back.
[00:06]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Over.
[00:07]	<[]Camille>	~"I zee, I zhall hoont down our veyward Roland vhen"
[00:12]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Oh crap oh crap oh crap!
[00:12]	<[Pyg]Mei>	This is bad!
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[00:14]	* [Pyg]Mei	looks over at the dead "thing."
[00:15]	<[Pyg]Mei>	First Seal: Purging Flame!
[00:16]	* [Atai]Momo	rushes back, and screeches to sudden halt.
[00:16]	<[Atai]Momo>	Are you all right? I heard a scream, so I just grabbed the nearest first aid kit on the wall, and then heard what sounded like a fi--- jumping chillsucking jewish Jeannie what the hell happened here?!
[00:17]	<[Pyg]Mei>	I-I-I was just trying to help!
[00:17]	<[GM]Mary>	The body burns up rather nicely. Still stinks, though.
[00:17]	* [huh]Alessa	runs in after Momo.
[00:17]	<[huh]Alessa>	I brought a medical Kit, bu-
[00:18]	* [huh]Alessa	sees the crispy body, and slows.
[00:18]	* [Atai]Momo	notices the flame. and she twitches.
[00:18]	<[huh]Alessa>	Oh.
[00:18]	<[huh]Alessa>	Well.
[00:18]	<[Atai]Momo>	--wait, you burned him? ..Was he infected?
[00:18]	* [kiri]Leona	's leg is toasted.
[00:19]	<[huh]Alessa>	So...
[00:20]	<[huh]Alessa>	Everyone alright
[00:20]	<[huh]Alessa>	?
[00:21]	<[Pyg]Mei>	It bit Leona.
[00:22]	<[Pyg]Mei>	So she stomped its head in.
[00:22]	<[huh]Alessa>	It... it bit her!?
[00:22]	<[huh]Alessa>	Like, bit her?
[00:23]	<[Pyg]Mei>	Then I tried to cauterize and sanitize her wound, but I...I used lost control of the fire.
[00:24]	<[huh]Alessa>	But... but, is she safe?
[00:25]	<[huh]Alessa>	I heard, if you get bitten, you can grow tentacles or things.
[00:26]	<[Pyg]Mei>	I don't know...
[00:27]	<[Pyg]Mei>	We should bring her in at least.
[00:27]	<[huh]Alessa>	Ahhh, my first day as a maid and my friends are already turning into tentacle zombies...
[00:27]	<[Atai]Momo>	mmm...
[00:27]	<[Atai]Momo>	...tentacles?
[00:28]	* [Atai]Momo	looks at Leona appraisingly, clears her throat and straightens up.
[00:29]	<[Atai]Momo>	We should put her in isolation, I suppose. somewhere with a window looking into the room.
[00:30]	<[huh]Alessa>	I... I guess...
[00:30]	<[Atai]Momo>	Nothing personal, honey, we just don't want to be moaning and shuffling about when she has us for lunch.
[00:30]	<[Atai]Momo>	Sorry, If.
[00:30]	<[kiri]Leona>	mnnngh....you.....
[00:30]	<[Atai]Momo>	A few days should do it.
[00:30]	<[Atai]Momo>	um.
[00:31]	* [kiri]Leona	wake up just to hear those conversation.
[00:31]	<[Atai]Momo>	.....did anyone put anything on that burn of hers?
[00:31]	<[Atai]Momo>	Because it doesn't look like it.
[00:31]	<[kiri]Leona>	You...you guys... are....
[00:31]	<[Atai]Momo>	Probably kinda hurts a bit.
[00:32]	<[kiri]Leona>	You guys are EVIL! Cruel! Demons!
[00:32]	* [kiri]Leona	burst into tears.
[00:32]	<[huh]Alessa>	I didn't mean...
[00:32]	<[Atai]Momo>	Aw... don't be like that....
[00:32]	<[kiri]Leona>	My leg... my leg is toasted! Burned! You understand!? COOKED!
[00:32]	<[huh]Alessa>	There, there...
[00:32]	* [Atai]Momo	pats her on the head, and looks back at the others.
[00:32]	<[kiri]Leona>	Like a meat! How can a...*sob*
[00:32]	* [huh]Alessa	attepts to comfort Leona.
[00:33]	<[kiri]Leona>	...a cooked...meat! How can it become zombified if it's already cooked!
[00:33]	* [kiri]Leona	cries.
[00:33]	<[huh]Alessa>	Oh, that's true. Well, that's good then.
[00:33]	* [huh]Alessa	looks relieved.
[00:33]	<[Atai]Momo>	Okay, she has a point. seriously, let's get something on that.
[00:34]	<[Atai]Momo>	You brought a medical kit, right?
[00:34]	<[huh]Alessa>	Oh, yes.
[00:34]	<[Atai]Momo>	all I have is this first aid kit.
[00:34]	<[Atai]Momo>	good.
[00:34]	* [huh]Alessa	shows the med kit.
[00:34]	* [Pyg]Mei	steps aside to let the others handle things.
[00:35]	<[Atai]Momo>	Open it on up, and let's get her taken care of before we go anywhere.
[00:35]	* [huh]Alessa	opens the case.
[00:35]	<[huh]Alessa>	Right!
[00:37]	* [Atai]Momo	strokes Leona's forehead and holds her shoulder while she takes out a couple of large bandages and some morphine.
[00:37]	=-=	Orange is now known as Maryn
[00:39]	* [Pyg]Mei	sighs and heads back inside. She's not really needed out here anymore.
[00:41]	* [huh]Alessa	clumsily tries to help, her determination doing little in the face of her simple lack of skill.
[00:42]	* [Gtz]Roland	returns from whatever, and approaches Camille.
[00:42]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hey Cammy, they ain't back yet?
[00:43]	* [Atai]Momo	doses the girl with morphine, and applies the other stuff as best she knows how... which isn't much, but she's going from what's printed on the little 'common situations' card in the kit, and that's helping a bit.
[00:43]	<[]Camille>	"Ahm, 'Ello meeztur Roland. Vhey zaid vhey vould ve vack zoon. I vaz 'ust 'peaking wiz 'em. I 'elieve zhey zhould ve vack anytime nooow....."
[00:44]	* [Gtz]Roland	narrows his eyes, trying to read her words.
[00:44]	<[Atai]Momo>	Okay, I think we've got her stabilized for a little bit, but this is still pretty rough. Let's get back up to the house and take her to the doctors in the village from there.
[00:44]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Uh... right.
[00:45]	<[huh]Alessa>	Alright, let's do that.
[00:45]	* [kiri]Leona	fall asleep.
[00:45]	* [Atai]Momo	AND SO THEY DO.
[00:45]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Well, whatever. I'm gonna go wait for 'em at the connecting bridge.
[00:45]	<[GM]Mary>	And so they did.
[00:46]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Hey girls, what- .... What the fuck happened here?
[00:47]	<[huh]Alessa>	She got bitten, then burned.
[00:47]	<[huh]Alessa>	Or something.
[00:47]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Wha- Burned? What the fuck?
[00:47]	* [huh]Alessa	shrugs
[00:47]	<[huh]Alessa>	I was out at the time.
[00:48]	* [kiri]Leona	ZZZzzzZZZzzz
[00:48]	* [Gtz]Roland	sees Leona's leg's sad state of affairs.
[00:48]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Christ Almighty... How the fuck did this happen?
[00:49]	<[huh]Alessa>	It's a good thing she's asleep now, she was swearing and crying most of the way here.
[00:49]	<[Atai]Momo>	Not quite sure yet, B-- ah, Master.
[00:49]	<[Atai]Momo>	We didn't start the fire.
[00:49]	<[]Camille>	"I 'lieve vhey zais vhey 'ad vecome trooped in a very 'ight 'ot."
[00:50]	<[Gtz]Roland>	Fuck. Come on, let's get her in the med room, you can explain to me later.
[00:50]	<[GM]Mary>	[CUT, CUT, CUT!]