You and your female parent have been travelling for quite a long period of time, and a point comes where you can no longer continue your sojourn without resting in a safe place. Fortunately enough, you stumble upon a shelter, yet another problem arises now - there are no beds of any kind, and though there are two seats where one could theoretically rest, neither appear particularily safe. One has a jagged, sharp surface, with protrusions resembling medieval polearms that jut from the seat; resting upon these could cause much discomfort and physical pain. The other seat lacks suck protrusions but instead has a number of surgically removed male genitals attached to it, all of which appear to have been recently used for masturbation before their removal. As such, they are dirty and covered in rotting sperm, which would be a health hazard, not to mention the social stigma and the inherent repulsiveness of rotting male genitals. You are now presented with a choice. Would you suffer by sitting on a seat with jagged edges while forcing your parent to sit on genitals, or subject yourself to shame and ridicule by allowing yourself to sit on the genitals and making your parent suffer by sitting on the polearm-like protrusions?