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- The Internet's first and greatest exponent of Wackadoo Journalism, Ron Brynaert, has provided a few quotes from his upcoming book, the Kookpocalypse Survival Guide.
- As your internetz lawyer, I advise you to get a gun or alligator pit or rent a hotel room until kookpocalypse is over. http://t.co/jjIQk7vz
- "protect yourself on kookpocalypse. I have frankly purchased a gun" & "Don't share this word copy with...the bastards" http://t.co/jjIQk7vz
- As your internetz lawyer, I advise you to spend $500 on a 4-Camera Surveillance System to record the Kookpocalypse http://t.co/jjIQk7vz
- "besides my honor you are protected by attorney client privilege" plus "i bought a handgun just before Kookpocalypse" http://t.co/jjIQk7vz
- "Even if you are on a boat with T-Pain or in a hot air balloon during Kookpocalypse BRING A GUN!" your "lawyer" advises http://t.co/jjIQk7vz
- "i know you are a pacifist, but I bought a handgun just before Kookpocalypse and you might consider doing the same." http://t.co/jjIQk7vz
- "But do protect yourself on kookpocalypse. I have frankly purchased a gun...you might consider going to a hotel room." http://t.co/jjIQk7vz
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