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  3. Session Start: Mon Oct 03 00:10:03 2011
  4. Session Ident: #OranBeach
  5. 03[00:10] * Now talking in #OranBeach
  6. 03[00:10] * Tentra has joined #OranBeach
  7. 03[00:10] * DiceMaid-9001 has joined #OranBeach
  8. 03[00:10] * Mons has joined #OranBeach
  9. 03[00:10] * Cleff has joined #OranBeach
  10. 03[00:10] * Plutonis is now known as Balthazar
  11. 01[00:11] <Balthazar> (So, it's the week of the 30, right?)
  12. 06[00:11] * Iona has her stall set up! (week of the 2nd so probably)
  13. [00:11] <@Paradox> (what no)
  14. [00:11] <Iona> (what yes)
  15. [00:11] <@Paradox> (it's the week of the 2nd yeah)
  16. 03[00:11] * Alexei has joined #OranBeach
  17. [00:11] <@Paradox> (I was what-noing plut not you)
  18. [00:12] <Iona> (oh)
  19. 06[00:12] * Iona also blows on the conch shell while she's here because srs bord
  20. [00:12] <Iona> *bored
  21. [00:12] <Iona> 1d100
  22. [00:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, 1d100: 15 [1d100=15]
  23. 06[00:12] * Balthazar is strolling around the beach, wearing crocs and a summer T-Shirt. The fireworks launch was pretty exciting, and there were still some gunpowder traces on the sand.
  24. 01[00:13] <Balthazar> "Vell, summer is ze best season to go to ze beach, eh? I vonder if i can do ze treasure hunt i 'eard about, eh?"
  25. 03[00:13] * Cleff is now known as DamienLunas
  26. [00:14] <Iona> "If treasure hunting's what you're looking for, this is your one stop shop~ 500 gold pieces could bring you your heart's desire!"
  27. 03[00:15] * OmegaX has joined #OranBeach
  28. [00:15] <Iona> "...Or it could bring you some kelp I guess."
  29. 01[00:15] <Balthazar> "I vas thinking of searching for stuff on ze sand! You know, viz magnetism! But... Ze mysteries of ze deep, VHAT KIND OF VONDERS CAN BE FOUND ON SUCH A MYSTERIOUS PLACE?"
  30. [00:16] <@Paradox> (oh god hang on, can't find where I put the conch list)
  31. [00:16] <Iona> "A-all sorts of mysteries?" Iona leans back.
  32. [00:16] <Iona> (oh ok)
  33. [00:17] <@Paradox> Wingull gather!
  34. [00:17] <@Paradox> Oh god there's so many
  35. [00:17] <@Paradox> with those beady eyes
  36. 01[00:17] <Balthazar> "Vell, of course! Like new species of fish! Und explosives! Und minerals! Und explosives!"
  37. [00:17] <@Paradox> all staring at you
  38. 01[00:17] <Balthazar> "Depth charges, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
  39. 06[00:17] * Iona swats at them. They're like rattata with wings oh god
  40. [00:17] <Iona> "....I don't think there are any explosives around here."
  41. 03[00:18] * Savage has joined #OranBeach
  42. [00:18] <@Paradox> (roll CHA, both of you)
  43. 01[00:18] <Balthazar> "Vhat is with zese stupid birds... Vell, i don't have my explosives ready. For now. Neither my submarine prototype device, eh?"
  44. [00:18] <Iona> 1d20 so average
  45. [00:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, so average: 16 [1d20=16]
  46. [00:18] <@Paradox> (also brb getting drink)
  47. [00:19] <Iona> (okey spokey)
  48. 01[00:19] <Balthazar> 1d20+1 average plus one
  49. [00:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, average plus one: 17 [1d20=16]
  50. 01[00:19] <Balthazar> (pfff)
  51. [00:19] <Iona> 1d20 shiiiny?
  52. [00:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, shiiiny?: 7 [1d20=7]
  53. [00:19] <Iona> darn
  54. [00:19] <@Paradox> They decide not to attack. FOR NOW.
  55. [00:19] <Iona> "W-well. That'll be 500 imperials if you want me to hunt~"
  56. [00:20] <Iona> "Results not guaranteed."
  57. 01[00:20] <Balthazar> "I like zese odds!"
  58. 06[00:21] * Iona holds out her hand for the monies. :]
  59. 06[00:21] * Balthazar searches around for some notes and slams them on the shack. "Okay, pinky! Vhere is your boat?"
  60. [00:21] <Iona> "Boat?"
  61. [00:21] <Iona> "I don't need boats where I'm going."
  62. 01[00:21] <Balthazar> "Oh, yes, you must use a submarine."
  63. 06[00:21] * Iona shoves the notes into the pocket of the raincoat sitting under her stall.
  64. [00:21] <Iona> "Sub-mahreen?"
  65. 01[00:21] <Balthazar> "I vas going to vork on one later, eh?"
  66. 01[00:22] <Balthazar> "Ze metallic ball zat submerges on ze vater!"
  67. 06[00:22] * Iona shakes her head. "I've got no clue. But I'll be back soon!"
  68. 06[00:22] * Iona dives into the water!
  69. [00:22] <Iona> 1d100
  70. [00:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Iona, 1d100: 3 [1d100=3]
  71. [00:22] <@Paradox> (!!!)
  72. [00:22] <Iona> (hory shet)
  73. [00:22] <Mons> (oh my)
  74. 01[00:22] <Balthazar> (oh man)
  75. [00:22] <Iona> (BALTHAZAR YOU ARE A LUCKY FAGGOT)
  76. [00:22] <Mons> (Someone gets his money's worth!)
  77. [00:23] <@Paradox> (roll 1d100, balth)
  78. [00:23] <OmegaX> :O
  79. 03[00:23] * Break has joined #OranBeach
  80. [00:23] <Iona> (in b4 1)
  81. 01[00:23] <Balthazar> 1d100
  82. [00:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Balthazar, 1d100: 95 [1d100=95]
  83. [00:23] <@Paradox> (1-15 rare, 16-40 uncommon, 40-60 common )
  84. 01[00:23] <Balthazar> (oh crap)
  85. [00:23] <Mons> (dicemaid you crazy bitch)
  86. [00:24] <Iona> (oh crap)
  87. [00:25] <@Paradox> (one sec`)
  88. 01[00:25] <Balthazar> "..."
  89. 01[00:25] <Balthazar> "Did she just jumped on ze vater."
  90. 03[00:26] * Tentra is now known as zoofman
  91. 03[00:26] * Savage is now known as Garlyle
  92. 03[00:27] * Alexei is now known as castfromhp
  93. [00:27] <@Paradox> 1d100 shenanigans
  94. [00:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, shenanigans: 29 [1d100=29]
  95. 06[00:30] * Iona surfaces about fifteen minutes later with a small white egg, mottled with blue.
  96. [00:30] <Iona> "Found one~"
  97. 06[00:31] * Iona reamins about waist-deep in the water though, per usual.
  98. 06[00:31] * Balthazar holds the egg. "Oh vell, it's interesting... Vhere you found it anyvay?"
  99. [00:32] <Iona> "Down there." Iona points at the ocean behind her.
  100. 01[00:33] <Balthazar> "Vell, you don't say me! But in a cave or...?"
  101. [00:34] <Iona> "No, just on its own. I think it was abandoned."
  102. [00:34] <Iona> "You'll take good care of that poor eggy, won't you?"
  103. [00:34] <Iona> "I won't forgive you if you odn't. >:"
  104. 01[00:34] <Balthazar> "Uh... I think so."
  105. 01[00:34] <Balthazar> "You need 'elp getting out of zhere?"
  106. [00:35] <Iona> "Nope. I think I'm going to stay here for a bit longer."
  107. [00:35] <Iona> "...Those Wingull..."
  108. 01[00:35] <Balthazar> "I can scare zem out!" Suddenly Balth reaches for inside his labcoat and brandishes his raygun! "OR FRY ZEM!"
  109. [00:36] <Iona> "....There's a lot more of them than there are of you."
  110. 01[00:36] <Balthazar> "Vell, you can 'elp!"
  111. [00:37] <Iona> "No, it's okay. I'll...I'll just wait here."
  112. 01[00:37] <Balthazar> "Vell, i can't let you down zhere for long! You might get a cold, eh?"
  113. [00:37] <Iona> "But the water's plenty warm!"
  114. 01[00:38] <Balthazar> "...Vait, you urinated on ze vater?"
  115. 01[00:38] <Balthazar> "Zat's gross!"
  116. [00:38] <Iona> "What?"
  117. 01[00:38] <Balthazar> "You said ze vater is varm! I remember zhat ze only vay it happens on bath is..."
  118. [00:39] <Iona> "Well, when the sun shines on the water, it heats up!"
  119. 01[00:39] <Balthazar> "Gross, people bathe in zhere you know!"
  120. [00:39] <Iona> "You're a scientist, aren't you? You should know that."
  121. 01[00:39] <Balthazar> "Vait, you know i'm a scientist!"
  122. [00:39] <Iona> "...Or are you actually really dumb and just pretending to be a scientist?"
  123. 01[00:39] <Balthazar> "I-i'm not dumb!" Balth pouts.
  124. [00:40] <Iona> "Totally are. >:"
  125. [00:40] <Iona> "If you don't even know how the sun works - I bet even Ricki knows that~"
  126. 01[00:41] <Balthazar> "Come out and say zat to my face!"
  127. [00:42] <Iona> "Don't have to."
  128. [00:42] <Iona> "I can say it from here!"
  129. 06[00:42] * Iona sticks out her tongue. Bleh bleh bleeeeeeeh
  130. 01[00:43] <Balthazar> "I-i-i vill zap you, pinky!"
  131. 06[00:43] * Balthazar jumps in the water in Iona's direction!
  132. [00:43] <Iona> "That'd be mean."
  133. 06[00:44] * Iona uses Fountain! Iona sprays him in the face!
  134. 01[00:45] <Balthazar> "Aurgh!" The water spray sends Balth out! "Y-you are a jerk!"
  135. [00:45] <Iona> "You were the one threatening to zap me and saying I pee in the water."
  136. 01[00:45] <Balthazar> "I vas vorried about you!"
  137. [00:46] <Iona> "Nuh-uh."
  138. 01[00:46] <Balthazar> "Also, how did you spit a jet of pressurized vater on my face?"
  139. [00:46] <Iona> "Magic~"
  140. [00:46] <Iona> "A great elder Blastoise taught me how to do it."
  141. 01[00:46] <Balthazar> "Zhere is no thing as Magic! Great-Uncle taught me zat!"
  142. [00:47] <Iona> "Sure there is."
  143. 01[00:47] <Balthazar> "Unless you are..."
  144. 01[00:47] <Balthazar> "...An ALIEN!"
  145. [00:47] <Iona> "That feeling when you first run into a man you love~ And the smell of the ocean after it rains~"
  146. [00:47] <Iona> "Those are totally magic."
  147. [00:47] <Iona> "...What?"
  148. 01[00:48] <Balthazar> "Don't try to svay me, you are a Neptunian!"
  149. 01[00:48] <Balthazar> "Your race might live on a vatervorld, but Earth is for us 'umans!"
  150. [00:48] <Iona> "....You're not making any sense."
  151. [00:49] <Iona> "Anyway! We're closed for the week now! Enjoy your egg and come back again sometime!"
  152. 06[00:49] * Iona switches back to shopkeeper mode.
  153. 01[00:49] <Balthazar> "You... Might be in cahoots vith ze Bidoof!" Balth turns around and runs away, back to his workshop!
  154. 01[00:49] <Balthazar> "I vill uncover your plot!"
  155. [00:50] <Iona> '
  156. [00:50] <Iona> "I don't even have a plot to uncover?"
  157. 01[00:52] <Balthazar> "EARTH SHALL NEVER BE CONQUERED!" he screams back to the Beach before heading out like a lunatic, still incredibly wet and holding the egg on his arms. More aliens! More aliens! The plot thickens!
  158. 06[00:52] * Iona shakes her head and swims out again. THE PEOPLE HERE ARE CRAZY
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