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- >day ebil in Equestria
- >the Elements of Harmony are all agog at Nightmare Moon's entrance
- >"Foals! You shall not defeat me!" she bellows, chewing the scenery delightfully
- >and it's just so adorable
- >you can't stop yourself
- >you tiptoe up behind her and grab her up in a big bear hug
- "You're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!"
- >she weighs less than you expected
- >perhaps she has hollow bones, like a bird
- >it would explain the wings
- >you cuddle her gently, being careful not to squish her
- >she turns her head around 180 degrees like that girl from "The Exorcist" and glares at you
- >"Who dares?" she shrieks
- >"I am darkness! I am the night!"
- "You're like a plush toy trying to be evil!"
- >"Stop touching me! I'm all the terrors that live in the dark!"
- >You smirk at her.
- "Miss, don't try to intimidate me. I get scarier things than you free in a box of breakfast cereal."
- >"But I'm the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"
- "Oh you."
- >it was an ebil day
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