#Flarp2 - Session 49

<Jaspersprite> *** Annnyhow, what were you up to again? Hm, for the life of you you just can't seem to-- oh yeah! The Oil Rig, Fluthlu, boat attack, ect. ect.-- it almost completely slipped your mind. Which is... short of impossible, in hindsight. Huh.
<MrStrider> hhanshn ahaha sorry )
<Nitro> [No worries, bab.]
-*- Jaspersprite Don't be uwu]]
<Nitro> [Do what you can and we'll take it at an easy pace.]
<Nitro> [Room-cleaning comes first.]
<Nitro> [She says, as she stares at the eXTREMELY MESSY CORNER of her bedroom........]
<chthonianGunslinger> [actually]
<Jaspersprite> *** Strider wakes up face-first in the water-filled hull of the ship.
<chthonianGunslinger> [it's house renovation :y]
<Jaspersprite> *** Gj.
<Nitro> [That too.]
-*- Jaspersprite looks at own horribly messy corner]]
<Nitro> [Both are pretty monumental tasks.]
<MrStrider> ahh yeah moving beds and dressers and w/e )
-*- Jaspersprite groan]]
<MrStrider> also MESS )
-*- Jaspersprite is that a party hat from last year's christmas party in the corner]]
-*- Jaspersprite squint]]
-*- childJohn my room is clean
<Nitro> Bonecrusher apparently forgot to move his temporary boy OUT OF THE WATER, OOPS........
-*- childJohn but look under the bed and youll find everything
<Jaspersprite> *** Good dog. Worst wingman.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Dave awakens as he is roughly flipped over by an enormous, purple spattered shoe to the ribs. Ow, Gamzee.
-*- chthonianGunslinger wow
<Nitro> He was too busy panicking. He just knew this weird, unstable wooden thing wouldn't hold up.
<Jaspersprite> *** Jade miiight or might not be finding herself in the very same prediciment, face-first in the hull of water. The water also happens to possibly be up to your ankles. Good job, you guys.
-*- chthonianGunslinger this was the hardest game of minesweeper he ever played
<Jaspersprite> *** Fluthlu claps.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Y'all best be motherfuckin' alive, motherfuckers.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...what was he supposed to be doing again?
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> We can't /deal/ with this shit, no ma'am no sir.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Oh.
<Nitro> [Did they manage to patch up the GIANT TENTAHOLES?]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Oh.
<chthonianGunslinger> [yeah]
-*- MrStrider sputters water from his gullet, wiping his wetted hair from his face. Fuckin' boats, dude. He searches for his glasses as he tries to get a grip on wHAT WAS EVEN GOING ON,
<Nitro> [Or at least, decent-sized tentaholes.]
<Jaspersprite> [[You mean the windows--]]
<Nitro> [ffff]
<chthonianGunslinger> [currently they're docked at the rig]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Cool.
<Jaspersprite> [[But yes, they did. uvu]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [nero needs to sHUT DOWN THE SYSTEM]
-*- childJohn wait so is she actually facedown blowing bubbles in the water
<Jaspersprite> [[Nero goes into the Matrix]]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He splashes over to Jade and gives her the same treatment. You alive, babygirl?
<Jaspersprite> [[Changes name to Neo]]
<Jaspersprite> *** She is, yes-- oh nvm. Your juggalbro goes life-guard on both Jade and Dave, quickly saving them from a swift brush with death.
<Jaspersprite> *** And by swift, I mean slow drowning.
<Nitro> Halley had managed to do absolutely nothing useful after the defeat of the evil tentacle-y invaders. Probably traumatized, the poor dog. If his fur wasn't already white, it would be well on its way.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Fuck, right. Oil rig. Gotta shut down the oil rig.
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<Nitro> [ono]
<childJohn> im pretty sure that im alive!
<Nitro> [Stri's computer/parents/internet/etc., please]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> I saw them bubbles, girl, I know you still kickin'.
<Nitro> [work with us]
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<Nitro> [Welcome back bro uvu[
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Get on up. You any good with machines and shit?
<Jaspersprite> *** Dave rolls back face-first into the water again. Five more minutes, dude.
<childJohn> and kicking.
<Jaspersprite> *** Oh--
<childJohn> um, no. i don't think so.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> For real? Dang.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> dude jade builds robots)
-*- childJohn she does]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> yyyeees)
-*- childJohn i thought that her grandpa did that woops]
<Nitro> [He did build her dreambot.]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nero amazingly resists temptation, miminizing the deadly game. Okay, gotta find the system to shut this baby down. Now...where could that possibly be?
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> for real?)
<Nitro> [Ye.]
-*- Jaspersprite oh-- do building robots count as machines and stuff???? O:]]
-*- Jaspersprite <     u     >]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> i saw her at a table full of parts and shit tho)
<Nitro> [I don't remember that ever being mentioned or anything?]
<childJohn> [was that her lunchbox and all those weird smiley fruits]
<Jaspersprite> [[The smiley fruits were robots]]
-*- Jaspersprite Jade that is not healthy]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> hmm!)
-*- Jaspersprite /Jade/]]
-*- MrStrider pulls his dank-ass shades from the minuscule depths. He pulls them onto his face, despite being pretty soaked. He looks up toward JO&JADE, retching himself to his feet.
<MrStrider> hey
<MrStrider> whats going on
<childJohn> [plot twist jade /is/ a robot.]
<Jaspersprite> *** SHORT CIRCUIT--
<Nitro> [Like, I know science is Jade's thing, but I don't think robots were something she messed with, besides possibly fixing Jadebot as necessary.]
-*- chthonianGunslinger wHAT
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> true, true)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> for some reason i thought she built it. whoops)
-*- chthonianGunslinger COMPUTER
-*- Jaspersprite was kidding because Jadebot & water :y]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger cOMPUTER PLS
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> well she's a physicist?)
<Nitro> [Nero can't computer, his arm is tOO STRONG]
-*- chthonianGunslinger U WER MAI ONLEE FREND
-*- Jaspersprite LUCK: 0
<chthonianGunslinger> [nero has inherited the redgrave luck]
<chthonianGunslinger> [that is to say]
<Nitro> [Yeah. Science and physics.]
<chthonianGunslinger> [the horrendous redgrave luck]
<Nitro> [Hahaha, a physicist who is a player of Space.]
<Jaspersprite> *** The computer's desktop is surprisingly empty of shortcuts and advertisements-- the only programs it appeared to have available is Minesweeper, a Calculator, and Cntrl.Exe. Tch, so much for checking out Tumblr for a while. Tough break, Nero.
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-*- Jaspersprite Stroder]]
-*- Jaspersprite What is your computer doING,,,]]
-*- PurpleKoopa back]
-*- Jaspersprite Sup, PK uou]]
<Nitro> [Welcome back, PK.]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Goddamnit. His dashboard is going to be swamped when he gets back. Hopefully it wouldn't be filled with shitty Doctor Who gifs.
<childJohn> im so glad that this water is really shallow!
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Yup.
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<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Otherwise, breathin aint exactly a thing you could be said to be up and doin' right this hot second.
<MrStrider> sorry about that, the disconnecting thing wont be a problem anymore)
-*- chthonianGunslinger Tumblr mishaps aside, however, he had a gut feeling that he find his lucky break in cntrl.exe. How much more obvious could it get?
-*- chthonianGunslinger Click.
<Nitro> Halley, deciding that sitting around is for pUNKS, noticed the now-conscious Nice Girl. The one who reminded him of Master a lot and also of Master's grandmother! He wagged his tail at her but didn't move from where he had planted himself beside Dave.
<Nitro> [squints at message]
<Nitro> [good enough]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> oh, jade does do machines tho http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/00790.gif )
<Nitro> Speaking of whom, had the Wimpy Kid managed to wake up yet? Let's find out --
<Nitro> [Oh, a'ight.]
-*- childJohn woops.]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> "Your worktable is littered with equipment to facilitate your tinkering. For you, experimentation is not a particularly exact science, and you lean heavily on SHARP INTUITION for consistently and eerily optimal results. )
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> she accidentally gadgets and it works basically)
<Nitro> [fff.]
<chthonianGunslinger> (>nero: conspire to steal her mAGIC POWERS)
-*- childJohn she has the best luck]
<Jaspersprite> [[Ffffffff]]
<Jaspersprite> *** The program is clicked open, and after a moment of loading, the program was opened with little to speak of it-- this is easy as apple pie, hot damn. Maybe that infamous Redgrave luck is finally fading? It was about time something good came their way. A plethora of options is left to the part demon-- so many boxes and buttons, yikes. Thankfully, the most a
<Jaspersprite> pparent options aren't too tricky to find.
<Jaspersprite> *** MAIN GENERATOR: Active. Shut down? [N/Y]
<Jaspersprite> *** BACKUP GENERATOR: Active. Deactivate? [N/Y]
<Jaspersprite> *** AUTO-LOCKDOWN MECHANISM: Active. Deactivate? [N/Y]
<Jaspersprite> *** WATER FILTER: Off. Activate? [N/Y]
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy hops down the stairs to the hull, then stops at the bottommost step and carefully puts a foot in the water. Brrrrr. She braves the challenge of putting her other foot in and wades over to the others.
<PurpleKoopa> hey guys
<childJohn> hi there.
<PurpleKoopa> hi uh
-*- chthonianGunslinger Okay. They needed that backup generator off, obviously. Shut that down, and the entire system went down. More than likely, it'd shut down all the terminals as well. All he had to do was type in the command, and they were done here. And yet...
<PurpleKoopa> im sorry i dont think weve met befor!
<PurpleKoopa> did you guys find a stowaway on bord ;)
<childJohn> oh yeah, i kinda hitched a ride, i guess!
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Guess so, sis.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Aw shit, uhh.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Ain't you said you were good with computers, Roxsis?
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Ain't somebody on this damn boat know a lick about motherfuckin' technology? Goddamn.
<childJohn> oh yeah, do gadgets count as technology?
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...He had to wonder, what would happen if he were to shut down the auto-lockdown? If that was still in place, it could definitely get in the way. The water filter was obvious, not to mention rediculously pointless.
<PurpleKoopa> oh man i know SEVERAL licks of the pooter biz gamzee
<Jaspersprite> *** What's technology--
<PurpleKoopa> im practacally like a technomage @ the stuff
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Little brother's in there all by hisself and I am too much of a pussy to go in after- pffffpfffhfhfhahfhfhaaa
-*- Jaspersprite Can we eat technology]]
-*- Jaspersprite Can we shoot it out of a canon]]
<PurpleKoopa> heheheheheheh that was a p good one wasnt it
-*- chthonianGunslinger Curiosity finally getting the best of him, he decided to deactivate the lockdown protocols first.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Stupid 'huhuhuhuhuhuhHONK' laughter emits from Gamzee as he almost keels over. You just said 'lick' and 'pooter biz' one right after the other, dude. It was an /awesome/ one.
-*- chthonianGunslinger >N
<chthonianGunslinger> i swear
-*- MrStrider this is ridiculous amounts of cray.
<PurpleKoopa> easy gamz take it EEEEZZZZ
<chthonianGunslinger> if this blows up the entire fuckin rig
<Jaspersprite> *** kERBOOM,,,
<PurpleKoopa> but yeah i can lend him a hand w the codes and stuff
<PurpleKoopa> how about u gagdet girl?
-*- chthonianGunslinger G A M E  O V E R
<Jaspersprite> *** Did we say lock down we meant the pilot lights right next to the oil barrels--
-*- chthonianGunslinger thanks a lot nero
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He sloooowly lays down in the water, laughter taking a hysterical edge before fading off. Aha...ahaAHAHAhahaonkhonl
-*- MrStrider pets BC-MADNESS, running his tongue over a cut on his lip. Only Dave could get injured doing nothing.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> honl
<PurpleKoopa> [honl]
<childJohn> i guess i could help, i do experiment a lot!
<childJohn> although most of it is accidental :/.
-*- childJohn emote get out of here]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> if u click on them they dissappear)
<Jaspersprite> *** Shutdown Confirmed. Estimated Time Until Completion: 00:00:10
<childJohn> [coooool.]
<Jaspersprite> *** . . .
<PurpleKoopa> hey thats cool you can learn a lot just by messin around with ststuff
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Then get your happy asses over to theHEHAhehfcukucfuckin' ship shop, yo.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Awkward pause.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Well, he hadn't blown up yet.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> hold the computer's hand dude)
<PurpleKoopa> you got it capn gamz (:
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> too awkward)
<PurpleKoopa> come on gurl lets get a move on
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> make your move)
<Jaspersprite> *** If the doors out front were still present, you could probably assume they'd be open by now-- assumedly, that just opened up every door in this joint. That's...
-*- chthonianGunslinger bAD]
-*- chthonianGunslinger yOU'VE RELEASED THE BABY TERRORS NERO]
<Jaspersprite> *** ... Particularly pointless, given how this was the only door you've seen yet-- and it was left unlocked by it's own. Huh.
-*- Jaspersprite skreeeEEEE
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy clambers up the stairs and onto the deck, then makes her way to the oil rig.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> fuckin cloverfield up in this bitch)
<Jaspersprite> [[Fffff]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Fantastic. Better than being blown up.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Okay, time to shut down that piece of shit generator. God knows what would happen afterwards.
-*- childJohn Jade follows.
-*- chthonianGunslinger He could only imagine the gates of hell splitting open.
-*- chthonianGunslinger The two might be surprised to see a familiar face ascending the staircase just ahead of them. It seemed like they weren't the only ones planning to join their lone little soldier.
-*- chthonianGunslinger With that unpleasant thought burying deep into his mind, he laboriously typed in the query. It was all but one letter, and yet it still felt like an eternity.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> AHA. HAhaha, motherFUCK did I need that.
-*- chthonianGunslinger >HY]
<PurpleKoopa> heya kan!
-*- chthonianGunslinger except no
-*- chthonianGunslinger >Y
<PurpleKoopa> do you have any clu where nero is exactly? were supposed to help him w/ some computer thing
<Jaspersprite> *** Roxy and Kanaya make their way out from the hull and arrives on the Oil Rig's bottom, and Jade shortly after follows suit. A rickety metal staircase leads up to the rest of the facility-- though from the look of things, that's all that there is to do down here. Unless you're up for fishing-- or fondly regarding a pair of barrels.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Now all he could do was suck on his teeth and wait for all hell to break loose.
<Jaspersprite> *** Fun times, fun times.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He slogs back up to his feet in the murk of the hull and turns to Dave and Dog, soaked to the bone.
<chthonianGunslinger> Oh
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> What the hell are us motherfuckers still doin' in here?
<chthonianGunslinger> Hello Roxy
<Jaspersprite> *** Shutdown Confirmed. Estimated Time Until Full Shutdown: 00:00:50
-*- chthonianGunslinger She was already waiting for them in the oil rig, making her way to the office building. To say the least, their arrival had pleasantly surprised her.
-*- Jaspersprite Oh-- whups <u>]]
<MrStrider> celebrating hanukkah please be more sensitive about our traditions next time
-*- MrStrider coughs, tugging on the dog's neck scruff. Let's giddy on up.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy's totally regarding those barrels all fond-style, muchacho. Just look at them. Being all cylindrical and carrying shit in 'em. So amazing.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Well, shit, happy candle day, bro.
<chthonianGunslinger> I Thought To Accompany Our Friend On His Quest
-*- PurpleKoopa ...What was she doing again? Oh right. High stakes tech support.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> I ain't speak Yiddish worth a damn or I'd say the right words.
<Nitro> Halley was not a horse, thank you. Though he was immensely STRONG.
<Jaspersprite> *** The computer's accuracy is stunning. After the short but oh-so-long fifty-second delay, the facility's lighting abruptly flickers off, leaving the building flooded with darkness. The Oil Rig's drill groans as it slows, until at last coming to a complete halt. An unnerving silence overcomes the building, almost foreboding in itself.
<chthonianGunslinger> Admittedly Im Not Very Good At Things Of A Technological Nature
<chthonianGunslinger> However
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He wobbles his way up just in time to see the rig give its last creaky groan before going dark.
<PurpleKoopa> whoa kankaya
<PurpleKoopa> hold on a second sister
<chthonianGunslinger> It Would Be Devastating If The Beast Were To Attack Again While He Was Seperated From The Others
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<Jaspersprite> *** The backup generator, thankfully, keeps the terminal and a few various other things completely opperational. Thank god, you must have really wanted to finish that game of Minesweeper.
<chthonianGunslinger> I Have A Feeling That He Suceeded
<chthonianGunslinger> Unfortunately It Is A Foreboding One
<PurpleKoopa> hey kanana
<PurpleKoopa> would you mind being our flashlight 4 us?
<PurpleKoopa> that way we can go check how hes doing
<Jaspersprite> *** As the Oil Rig's drill comes to an agonizingly slow stop, Captain Hawkeyes begins making his way up to the Oil Rig himself-- he's got business to take care of with this thing.
<Jaspersprite> *** And he is just so,
<Jaspersprite> *** So
<Jaspersprite> *** Done.
<Nitro> [Ok, brb-ish. Gonna shower real quick. Assume Halley is following Dave. Feel free to like. Pet him or whatever? idk.]
<Nitro> [Hopefully won't be more than a few minutes.]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee squelches after him like an especially large, colorful puppy. The man has an air of authority about him, ok?
<Nitro> Hey, there's already enough puppies around here.
<PurpleKoopa> and also we can let him know if the monstars coming for us again
-*- chthonianGunslinger Great. Now he's just a pair of strangely lumniscient eyes. Least he knew that it worked. With baited breath, he slowly made his way out of the office. Every nerve seemed to be on fire, waiting for the hellish hurricane to strike. They were in the eye of the storm now. It was only a matter of time.
<Nitro> [*Following or carrying Dave, whichever we deem more physically plausible for the POLAR BEAR DOG]
-*- MrStrider squeezes the water best he can from his shirt. Follows wordlessly behind Kan and Roxy. Daved is a silent predator. Waiting for the perfect time to utter a metaphor or something *ironically* lame. It's all about /timing/. Heck, if we're lucky, he'll say something useful. But that's usually only once every bluemoon.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Fortunately, those lumniscient eyes do a fine job of lighting up the dark. At the very least, he'd know if he was being ambushed. What a comforting thought.
<chthonianGunslinger> Of Course
-*- chthonianGunslinger Kanaya's own luminosity lit up the surrounding darkness of the facility, like a massive firefly in the night. It wasn't much, but it'd be enough to keep the group together. Whether it would keep the group safe was another question entirely. She'd rather not dwell on it. They would be safe. She'd make sure of it.
-*- chthonianGunslinger She silently gestures towards the building, before making her way to the door. Hopefully they'd all be able to regroup...
<PurpleKoopa> ok thanks girl (:
<PurpleKoopa> lets go check this out
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy quietly follows after her, making sure not to venture too far out to the darkness.
<Jaspersprite> *** After that one fateful boat trip, sleep became a chore-- let alone living at all. He spent the following days sulking in the local bar, and intended to be there until the day he died. Some people would be content with that-- but not /this/ captain, heavens no.
<Jaspersprite> *** That's just not what his wife and kids would have wanted.
<Jaspersprite> *** Nero was right-- the storm grew further and further intense since it started, cracks of lightning audiable even in the safety (?) of the control room. Almost gale-force winds blew over the Oil Rig-- certainly setting the mood for the fight no doubt to come.
<Jaspersprite> *** As Nero makes his way out into the office and Kanaya (w/ friends) make their way in... the silence was abruptly shatteredlike a pane of glass by a voice-- one presumably foreign to the group. Or at least, to all but one.
<Jaspersprite> *** http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=2EjCyfFLxFs&feature=relmfu
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> "skipper plumbthroat" growls jade harley as she clicks off the safety of her hunting rifle)
<Jaspersprite> [[pFF]]
<childJohn> [oh my god--]
<Jaspersprite> *** It's... /it/'/s/...
<chthonianGunslinger> [IT'S EXDEATH]
<chthonianGunslinger> [WELCOME TO THE VOID CHILDREN]
<Jaspersprite> *** ... You vaguely think it's that one guy from Food Network.
<chthonianGunslinger> [I AM A HORRIBLE BOSS]
-*- PurpleKoopa oh my GOD
<chthonianGunslinger> [oh my god]
<Jaspersprite> [[ffFF]]
<Jaspersprite> *** "Haa! Well skin my ass, would you look who motherfuckin' showed up! Y'all brought along some new friends too, how fuckin' /cuuuute/."
-*- chthonianGunslinger What in the flying fuck.
-*- PurpleKoopa hahahaaahhha yessssssss
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Pardon? She doesn't get what's so horrifying here.
-*- chthonianGunslinger There was no fuckin' way-
-*- MrStrider whos this douchebag
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Guy Fieri?
<chthonianGunslinger> ...oh my god
<chthonianGunslinger> are you shittin me
<Jaspersprite> *** "The one and only! What you motherfuckers so surprised to hear me for? I'm kinda hurt-- steal my van, and you don't even bother to catch my name."
<chthonianGunslinger> i thought you were kiddin about the whole guy fieri thing!
<chthonianGunslinger> Whos Guy Fieri
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> We stole his van, yo.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...Oh
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy's eyes widen with fear. "oh my god," she whispers underneath her breath. "/ferefi/"
<PurpleKoopa> *feferi
-*- chthonianGunslinger Should she be afraid right now.
<PurpleKoopa> *fieri
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> We /did/ think the motherfucker was dead.
<Jaspersprite> *** "I ain't here to stick around for too long or nothin', motherfuckers-- much as I'd love to! Just droppin' by to give y'all a friendly little warning, na'mean? Y'know, since the one at the bridge apparently get through yo pretty little motherfuckin' heads."
<childJohn> whyd you still his van?
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> He just /left/ it there, sister, and us motherfuckers needed a ride.
-*- chthonianGunslinger awkward shrug
<Jaspersprite> *** "Go get back on your dinky-ass boat and head on home to your mommies. You're in over your motherfuckin' heads, stickin' yo noses into other people's business. There ain't nothing for you to up and do here, 'cept get your ASSES handed to you!"
-*- chthonianGunslinger i DONT HAVE A MOTHER YOU DOUCHENOZZLE
-*- chthonianGunslinger wEEP]
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy SNAPS.
<Jaspersprite> [[Ffff]]
-*- MrStrider MY MOTHER WAS KILLED BY A DINKY BOAT
<PurpleKoopa> ILL NEVEAR GIVE INTO YOU CHAPLAIN
<chthonianGunslinger> Thats Really Not A Good Reason To Steal Anyones Va-
-*- Jaspersprite The dinky boat was Fieri
-*- Jaspersprite >8y
-*- MrStrider y8!
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> oh right, rose did kill fieri didn't she)
<PurpleKoopa> YOURE SPUPPOSED TO BE *DEAD* YOU FAT FACED *DIKC*
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> and was subsequently murdered for it)
<MrStrider> rode him out the river )
<Jaspersprite> [[Ffff, indeed uou]]
<chthonianGunslinger> hes a fuckin psychopath okay? shit i dunno, its an apocalypse thing.
-*- chthonianGunslinger woah wait
<MrStrider> hnnn brb shower,,, )
-*- chthonianGunslinger r u ok rox
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee dutifully plugs his ears, having heard the word 'apocalypse'. Leave this motherfucker out of it.
<Jaspersprite> *** "Ohoh, ain't /that/ a joke if I've ever heard one-- and trust me when I say I'm the life of the party. Anyway, I gotta jet-- take care of... y'know, /other/ matters that you motherfuckers didn't touch. Happy funerals, ahah!"
-*- chthonianGunslinger Oh, right. Sorry, bro.
-*- PurpleKoopa /Steaming/, Roxy whips out her rifle and nearly breaks the safety switch off.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee nonchalantly hits the fucking deck.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty WHUMP
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty GUN SAFETY
<Jaspersprite> *** The voice's words contorts into an obnoxious cackling, before proceeding to fade into silence, and soon after, stopping altogether. Also catch his hit new show on the Food Network coming this fall.
<PurpleKoopa> U BABSTARD
<PurpleKoopa> GET UR FUCKOIN FAT ASS OUT HERE AND WHAT GET WHAT YOU DESERIVE
<PurpleKoopa> urggghhhhhhh
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nero obligingly follows her lead, snapping out the Armanent. Though, to be honest, he's...still not convinced on the whole Guy Fieri thing? It was obvious now, yeah, but-
-*- chthonianGunslinger C'mon
-*- chthonianGunslinger He's Guy Fieri.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Look at his hair.
<Jaspersprite> *** "... Are ya doin' alright in there, lads?"
<Jaspersprite> *** The captain says this, standing right outside of the double door's frame. Blink.
<chthonianGunslinger> !
<PurpleKoopa> yeah cap
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee has assumed the position on the floor, fingers in ears, humming. He's aight.
<PurpleKoopa> just fuckin fnatastic
<chthonianGunslinger> !!
<chthonianGunslinger> Oh
<chthonianGunslinger> Captain Hawkeye
<Nitro> [Did the thing happen?]
<PurpleKoopa> [things are happening all the time]
<Nitro> [THE Thing.]
<Nitro> [Not the remake, either.]
<Jaspersprite> [[Ffff]]
<Jaspersprite> [[If you're referring to the battle, that is literally right around now-- but if it's the thing I think you think the thing is, then]]
<Jaspersprite> [[Yes uou]]
<Nitro> [Excellent on both counts, though I meant the latter.]
<Jaspersprite> [[It did uvu]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [i'm so confused]
<Nitro> [Maybe that's exactly what he wants.]
-*- childJohn are we thinking about how we think about what we think the thing is]
<childJohn> [I confuse myself.]
-*- Jaspersprite Hrk, sorry either way u8]]
<Nitro> [ff, why are you apologizing?]
<PurpleKoopa> [are you thinking what i'm thinking about what she's thinking about what we're thinking]
<PurpleKoopa> [because i think you are]
<PurpleKoopa> [...i think]
-*- Jaspersprite -=DENIZEN: THOUGHTS=-
<Nitro> [I think you're wRONG.]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee unsquinches one eye, surveying the situation.
-*- Jaspersprite -=DENIZEN: SLAIN=-
-*- chthonianGunslinger Thoughts and feelings?
-*- chthonianGunslinger hE CAN'T DO THIS
-*- PurpleKoopa nero has been battling this denizen the entire game
<Jaspersprite> *** "... Llllisten, I'd love t'talk about whatever it is that y'did, and it'd be peaches and cream t'give ya a minute or two t'breath-- hell, ya definitely deserve it by this point, but--"
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He uncurls like a fern, still dripping onto the presumably linoleum/corrugated sheet metal.
<Jaspersprite> *** "/SKREEEEEEE/."
<Nitro> Holy hell what
<PurpleKoopa> !!!!!
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nero pokes his fallen brother with a foot. You okay du-
<Jaspersprite> *** "Our guest of honor seems t'have arrived."
<chthonianGunslinger> !!?!!
-*- childJohn jumps.
<chthonianGunslinger> !
<PurpleKoopa> oh my GOD
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> ...Now what we gon' do?
<PurpleKoopa> the thing wehre the villain comes out to mok u just before siccing his personal beastie @ you
<PurpleKoopa> I KNEW IT
<PurpleKoopa> i tell you what were gonna do
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Oh, that's what that shit was?
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Lay it on me, sis.
-*- chthonianGunslinger There it goes again. That streak of terror shooting right through his heart. Shit, no, he couldn't. He couldn't let it beat him.
<childJohn> ohhh, it all makes sense now! o:
<chthonianGunslinger> well kick its blubbery ass back to the black lagoon
<chthonianGunslinger> thats what well fuckin do
-*- chthonianGunslinger Good boy.
<PurpleKoopa> were going to-- YEAH
<PurpleKoopa> ok what are we still standing around here for
<PurpleKoopa> lets AMSKRAY
<chthonianGunslinger> ...Yes
<chthonianGunslinger> Lets
<Jaspersprite> *** "Th'boy's right-- we don't have a lot've options here. We're gonna have t'take the head-on approach, 'less ya got a better idea. Now get yer asses movin'!"
<childJohn> yeah, lets kick that monsters butt.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Shit, it worked last time.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nero is already heading out the door, sword in hand. He's not cowering underneath you any longer, you goddamn menace.
<Nitro> Halley wasn't sure what the humans were jabbering about. Why were they standing around. Didn't they hear that screech, or were they deaf?
<Nitro> Weird Boy. Weird Boy, please. You don't go TOWARDS the BIG, SCARY SCREECHING.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Not even. Just a shadow of a menace.
<Nitro> But --
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy hustles right behind him, her heavy gun swinging around in her grasp.
<Nitro> Didn't you? Halley stared after him, imagining Master stupidly charging in, guns blazing. They were both reckless enough to be alike.
<Nitro> Halley didn't know what to think of that, but he did know that these humans were probably all going to -- yeah, there went the girl with the slurry words. Sigh. He'd better try to protect them.
<Nitro> [Hahaha I don't even know what to write right now.]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Kanaya swiftly shuffles along, hot on their heels. For their sake, she hoped she could keep them alive. This would be a fight they'd surely remember all their lives, the Black King of their times. She could only she'd do more than just watch and wait for salvation.
<chthonianGunslinger> [same]
<chthonianGunslinger> [what are these feels]
<chthonianGunslinger> [are these even the right feels]
<Nitro> [You're not playing a dog.]
<chthonianGunslinger> [i don't]
-*- MrStrider confLICTED FEELINGS. Seemed kind of crazy, y'know. But hell, this is what they came for. And he wasn't gonna be some pansy, lettin' the others beat up Daveyjones without him. He equips his half sword, letting out a bATTLE CRY AS HE FOLLOWED.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> I know this some stupid-ass shit we gonna up and do, dogbro.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> I see that look around your eyes, motherfucker. You prolly got the most sense outta all us motherfuckers put together.
-*- childJohn is right after them, holding her rifle in hand. She wasn't scared of some monster.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy joins in with that fierce cry!
<Nitro> Halley gave Gamzee a resigned look. It's true. Humans aren't the most sensible of creatures. But someone has to protect them.
<PurpleKoopa> yaargrahhhhaarghjskjsldna,cwefjk.ga
-*- Nitro FOR NARNIA --
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee chills behind for a moment. He rests one of his giant mitts on the dog's head.
<PurpleKoopa> FOR EKON
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Skritch skritch.
<MrStrider> FOR THE HOOD
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> I'm scared as fuck, dogbro.
<Nitro> Halley wagged his tail slightly in return -- just a tiny bit cautious after the clown's recent...weird day -- but never one to turn down skritching of this quality.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Kanaya has just enough dignity not to join them.
<PurpleKoopa>  4 TEH VAAAAAAAAAAN
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nero doesn't. :y
<Nitro> Dogbro nudged him softly. It's gonna be ok, Clownbro.
<PurpleKoopa> FIERFI ISNT GETTIN HIS BLOOBY HANDS *ON* IT
<Jaspersprite> *** It's already long since risen from the icy cold waters below-- the beast was everything the books said of it and more. Save for the size of the thing, of course-- the pictures in the books made it seem a lot smaller. As the party leave the office building, it's abundant, piercing eyes lock onto them. It's next prey.
<Jaspersprite> *** http://ib.skaia.net/image/4401.png
<Nitro> You got a bunch of buddies down there, screaming their lungs out like that was actually going to be effective against this terror.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Yeah, I know. I know it will, I can almost feel a miracle, you know?
<Nitro> He know.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Cool.
<childJohn> UM, FOR JUSTICE!
<childJohn> [yay late battle cries]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> You're real good at listenin', dogbro. Ain't a lot of people can say that, na'mean?
<Jaspersprite> *** -=DENIZEN: FLUTHLU FHTAGN, FOUL PATRICIAN OF MISERY=-
<Nitro> [Jade isn't sure what to think of these weird adventurers, but she's nothing if not enthusiastic.]
<Jaspersprite> *** http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=WhwB2ddPUVA&feature=fvst  http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=0HNY4CpETy8&feature=relmfu
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> I guess we better get our asses up in that mess.
<Nitro> [For some reason I read that as "pediatrician of misery".]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Not for the first time, Kanaya felt like she was going up odds vastly against her favor. The same looming figure, daring them to make their move. Every single decision could be your last. Every little movement was monumental.
<Jaspersprite> [[Sssssorry for being slow-- computer is picking the worst times to be cruel an-- fff Nitro]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger And not for the first time, Kanaya felt a pang of terror. A pang of loneliness too, for she wasn't surrounded friends she'd known all her life.
<Nitro> [You aren't being especially slow. uvu It gave Gamzee and Halley some time to have A MOMENT.....]
-*- chthonianGunslinger But...
-*- MrStrider almost smiles, united battle cries were pretty great. Of course the smile was /rudely/ interrupted by the visage of the beast. He slows his roll. Dang, that was a bit scarier than some level 3 boss. He had a feeling it was gonna take a bit more than some button mashing, too.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee gives dogbro one last ruff before jogging past him to join the others.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty And then jogging past the others.
-*- PurpleKoopa flip the turbo switch dave
<Jaspersprite> *** If you were to peer into one of those terrifying deep eyes, you swear you could see forever-- as if you put two mirrors together. Just endless, pure terror-- something of the likes that I doubt anyone in the party has seen before.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...These were new friends, friends that would stick with her until the end. For them, she would fight. Them, and everyone else who had ever suffered in that wretched town.
-*- PurpleKoopa do you happen to have a gameshark
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> WHOOP /WHOOP/!
<Jaspersprite> *** F I G H T
-*- chthonianGunslinger Jesus christ.
<MrStrider> ahah gam)
<Nitro> Halley followed, though he didn't run /past/ the group -- wHOA THAT SURE IS A GIANT SQUIDBEAST.
<Jaspersprite> [[We'll be using turn order for this, right >:?]]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He runs toward it, wailing the cry of his people to the heavens, clubs over his head.
<Nitro> Halley, at that moment, peered into the abysmal eye.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty A DISTACTION
<Nitro> And the abyss stared back.
-*- chthonianGunslinger This was no demon. There wasn't a demon in the world that was like this. Not even the King of Hell himself comapred. That's when the true terror struck him - not even his father had ever thought anything like this.
-*- chthonianGunslinger That
<Nitro> [I think doing it in order would be best, yeah.]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Was truly terrifying.
<chthonianGunslinger> (yup)
<chthonianGunslinger> (except)
<chthonianGunslinger> (i need to make both of my rediculously long intros)
<chthonianGunslinger> (fuck me ahahaha)
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty well, just did my turn. run toward boss like douchebag)
<Nitro> [Babe please. You know we love your intros.]
-*- Jaspersprite gj]]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty attempt to get tentacles within striking distance for others)
<chthonianGunslinger> (gUESS WE'RE GONNA START WITH T)
<Nitro> [GAMZEE WINS]
<Jaspersprite> [[And we do love your intros, cG uvu]]
<Jaspersprite> [[Snrk]]
<Jaspersprite> *** The thought of what the next denizen is going to have to do to top this should also be particularly frightening.
-*- PurpleKoopa so childjohn - we normally do this in alphabetical order, so post you post your action next]
-*- childJohn oh okay]
<Nitro> [Were we gonna pause for CG to do her thing?]
-*- chthonianGunslinger That streak of terror had wedged itself even deeper, leaving him completely breathless. It was truly unnatural, unnerving, and-
<Jaspersprite> [[Iiii think I'll have Hawkeyes go last, actually :y]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger -worst of all
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<childJohn> [Hi c:.]
<ZeeZee> (I AM HERE NOW!)
<Jaspersprite> [[Phew good uwu]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger -he couldn't help but to feel some sickening kind of kinship. It came from deep within his soul, pulsing with an etheral unity. If it were a demon, he'd might have been able to brush it off. Might have. But this was no demon. This wasn't like anything in existence. It was truly alien.
<ZeeZee> (What happened before now? :?)
<chthonianGunslinger> (we're uh)
<chthonianGunslinger> (fighting the boss :y)
<childJohn> [except it /just/ started]
<Jaspersprite> [[Guy Fieri warned the party to stop fucking around with stuff, and Fluthlu just rose out of the water--]]
<chthonianGunslinger> (true!)
<Jaspersprite> [[You are now up to speed uvu]]
<Jaspersprite> *** GRIMDARK METER: 47%
-*- chthonianGunslinger Not for the first time, he had the impulse to just get out of dodge. Jump off the rig, make a fucking run for it. He didn't have to do this - he had no obligation to stay.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> pull a gamzee)
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...But he did. He had every obligation to stay. He didn't came all the way here just to ran away. He'd let everyone down. What a fucking coward, they would say, what a disloyal little shit. Left us when he really needed him. And god knows, that's not how he wanted to be remembered.
-*- chthonianGunslinger So he did what he always did - he sucked it up, pussy. Slammed the Shredder onto the metallic ground, roared it to life, and dared it to make a move. "its about time you reared your ugly head again"
<chthonianGunslinger> i was afraid youd chickened out!
<chthonianGunslinger> now cmon, ursula
<chthonianGunslinger> lets dance
-*- ZeeZee stumbling forward out of the control room Sollux looked over to the terror. Clenching his jaw his body started to shake in fear. Fuck. Just fuck. Oh god. It was just as bad as that undersea beast on Alternia. Swallowing down his fear the troll took a shaky breath. Looking over to the boat he soon began to bolt over, he had to get something before he could
<ZeeZee> even try to help.
-*- chthonianGunslinger In the deep recesses of his mind, where all his insecurities and fears festered, he wondered if he made his old man proud.
<chthonianGunslinger> (o k a y i am the worst go ahead umu)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> ur turn jade)
<Nitro> [CG, worst writer. You misspelled "best".]
<ZeeZee> (:B Oh... Were we doing turns?)
<Nitro> [Just for the fight.]
<Nitro> [You don't have to do them until you're in the fight.]
<chthonianGunslinger> [d'awww]
<chthonianGunslinger> [it really wasn't that great uou]
<Nitro> [It was good and feels are always excellent.]
<Nitro> [I feel like "he;s not here to see" should be added to that.]
<Jaspersprite> [[Fff]]
-*- childJohn Jade gulped as she looked at it. Things like this scared her a lot, unlike a lot of other things. She had to be brave. "um, well im not afraid of you cause you have a butt for a face!" yes, that was the perfect insult. She held her rifle in the aiming position, a good bullet to the face would do /something/ right? Yeah, although she was shaking, her aim -
-*- childJohn was also very shaky, but how could she miss? She fired at it, scared out of her mind, there was no denying it.
<childJohn> [i tried,]
-*- PurpleKoopa u go girl
<Nitro> [Aaah Jade cutie.]
<Jaspersprite> [[You did gr8 uwu]]
-*- PurpleKoopa strider's up]
<Nitro> [Lmao, I have no idea what Halley can do.]
<Nitro> [LEAP ON THE NEAREST EYEBALL]
<Jaspersprite> [[Halley barks]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [wait what]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> bark @)
<ZeeZee> (GOOD DOG.)
<childJohn> [Bark at it ferociously]
<Jaspersprite> [[Also, cG has yet to properly attack uou]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [:y]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> attack, dingus children)
<Nitro> [Halley inflicts FEAR]
<MrStrider> wreck em)
<chthonianGunslinger> (technically i go twice)
<chthonianGunslinger> (alabastorArchfiend/auroraAuxilatrix]
<chthonianGunslinger> (ahahaha i'm the worst ever)
<MrStrider> wreck em x2 8y )
<ZeeZee> (Hey, so do I.)
<Nitro> [Ye.]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Now that he said his piece (no doubt his last), he decided to make a rush for it. If he was gonna die, he was taking this thing with him. Go out in a blaze of glory, and all that jazz. Tossing the revolver into his jaws(!), he clamped on tight and pulled out the Ripper. And then...
-*- chthonianGunslinger Well,
-*- chthonianGunslinger He leapt right into its face.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Tentacle.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Same thing.
-*- chthonianGunslinger If he could cut one of those clean off, they'd already have a head start. And he did it before, right? So he went full monty, lunging at one of its many tendrils blade first.
-*- chthonianGunslinger W o w.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Oh.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Wow indeed.
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-*- PurpleKoopa brb, skip my turn if you have to]
-*- MrStrider clo% out )
<MrStrider> i gotta go, sorry guys unu )
<Nitro> [Goodnight, Stri!]
<Jaspersprite> [[oMo]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> poor dave faints again)
<Jaspersprite> [[Night, Strider. unu]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> u are not hardcore)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> sometimes david loses his consciousness)
<Nitro> [I]
<MrStrider> hnahahaa, aight take it easy yall)
<Jaspersprite> [[Dave goes back to the boat. Lays down face-first in the water.]]
<Jaspersprite> [[Faints.]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Kanaya wasn't sure if she had the 'guts' to pull off a move like that; simply watching it was enough to make her heart stop.
<chthonianGunslinger> [niiight stri baby]
<Nitro> [feel obligated to at least suggest the option of putting off the fight. Even though we want to get it done. I mean, we're not gonna finish it tonight, I'm sure, but.]
-*- chthonianGunslinger But,
-*- chthonianGunslinger She had a feeling.
<childJohn> [Gnight stride c:.]
-*- chthonianGunslinger A feeling that now was the time. It was absolutely dangerous, and could probably get them killed. But.
<chthonianGunslinger> *WOULD]
<chthonianGunslinger> [agh]
<Nitro> [Either works, really.]
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-*- chthonianGunslinger She cautiously pulls out the very thing she had been waiting to use. When the time was right, she would know. That's what she always told herself, what she guided so much of her life by. Now was no different.
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-*- chthonianGunslinger squint)
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<StronkNasty> plot twist switches to mobile)
-*- chthonianGunslinger That explosive monster of an engine that could destroy entire rainforests. Smokey the Bear's Grievance. If there was ever a time to use such a montrosity...
<chthonianGunslinger> (wOAH)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> o snop)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> i really like ur name also)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> it speaks to me)
<childJohn> [strider got the stronknasty]
-*- chthonianGunslinger She looks up at the beast, then down back at the device. Considers their options. Considers their chances. Considers her dream.
-*- chthonianGunslinger And then, she tosses.
<chthonianGunslinger> [is still the worst 8y]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> ur turn nites)
<Nitro> [Whoops I was in another room.]
<Nitro> [Cheatin' on y'all.]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> stank ho)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> or should i say, stronk ho)
<StronkNasty> i thought stridenasty was taken /OKAY/?? )
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<Jaspersprite> [[My computer legitimately died--]]
<Jaspersprite> [[Sorry guys u8]]
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<StronkNasty> sokay uvu )
<Nitro> Halley, ever the creature of action, did...absolutely nothing for that entire period of time. Give him a break, this is a kind of terrifying situation. He spent his time growling and watching anxiously, trying to determine the best course of action for him.
<chthonianGunslinger> (do you, uh)
<chthonianGunslinger> (need a repost?)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Ppppossibly y8]]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[I also need a second to type things up again omo]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> everyone's gone but daev and pk)
<Nitro> He imagined Master would dive in headfirst, pistols blazing. Alas, he had no pistols. Only a jawful of teeth and power, and fearful rage. He unhappily thought his options over for a moment before abandoning logic for a more primitive impulse. He dove clear off the edge of the rig and at the nearest vulnerable-looking eye.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> zz went back to the ship)
<Nitro> [I'm done now.]
<Nitro> [You need the posts, Jasp?]
<Nitro> [I can send them to you on Skype.]
<Nitro> ['cause I've already got them all on my clipboard.]
<childJohn> [Welp, it looks like I have to go dang.]
<Nitro> [ono Later, CJ!]
<childJohn> [See you guys tomorrow c:.]
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<StronkNasty> see you!)
<chthonianGunslinger> [later!]
-*- PurpleKoopa back! sorry about that, guys]
<ZeeZee> (Weebles!)
-*- PurpleKoopa whose turn is it?]
<chthonianGunslinger> [yours :v]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Alright, caught up on stuff uvu]]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[And Stroder are you still here eee yiss ouo]]
<Nitro> [Stronker.]
<StronkNasty> ahhh yes, on the downlow)
<StronkNasty> dont tell nobody im being a bad seed in order to roleplay)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Fff]]
<Nitro> [Bad seed, worst apple.]
<Nitro> [Momtro is disappoint.]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> we can be irresponsible young adults together)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> i was sposed to be reading physics and biochem)
<chthonianGunslinger> [jade can teach you all about th-]
<chthonianGunslinger> [oh]
<chthonianGunslinger> [wait]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> :<
<Nitro> [I'm probably supposed to be doing something that's not RPing.]
-*- PurpleKoopa The beast didn't take long to come into sight. Roxy yelps out in surprise and screeches to a halt, or at least, slips to a halt across the wet dock. She looks up at the dread beast and in her half-baked mind, formulates a realization.
-*- PurpleKoopa Dear /god/. Of /course/. This all made /so/ /much/ /sense/ /now/.
<Nitro> [Like cleaning my room, or sleeping.]
<chthonianGunslinger> [i could always be writing the next great american screenplay]
<chthonianGunslinger> [ahahaha who am i kidding]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Ffffffffffffff]]
<Nitro> [You are]
<StronkNasty> everybody flawlessly)
<Nitro> [There will one day be a TV show called Flarp2 --]
<Nitro> [Copyright infringement everywhere.]
-*- PurpleKoopa The colossal leviathan from the underneath. A conniving henchman with a show on the Food Network.
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Don't you mean]]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Florp3]]
-*- PurpleKoopa This could only be the fault of one being.
-*- fluthluFhtagn Totally different]]
-*- PurpleKoopa /THE/ /BATTERWITCH/.
-*- fluthluFhtagn With the apple dealer Opplejock]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [nerpo redgrape and dotty papone]
<chthonianGunslinger> [dane strudel]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Dave and Applejack are played both by Adam Sandler]]
<Nitro> [Starring: NERDO RUDGRATE, DAVED STRONKER, HAMZEL MACARINA, and ROCKY LALBOA!]
-*- PurpleKoopa This was it. She was in the big leagues now. Just her and her friends versus the witch's overgrown octopus.
<StronkNasty> hamzel macarina thats unique)
-*- PurpleKoopa But she couldn't do under her own power. First she needed a little bit of ~*EMPOWERMENT*~.
<chthonianGunslinger> [and hammy, the dog!]
-*- PurpleKoopa okay done writing things now]
<Nitro> [Now we're gonna get sued by whoever made Over the Hedge --]
<Nitro> [I actually would be v. amused by Rocky Lalboa.]
<Nitro> [Or, Rocksy --]
<chthonianGunslinger> [ur turn stronker]
<Nitro> [Rocksy does her exercises to the tune of Eye of the Tiger.]
<StronkNasty> strider <3< iphone keyboard )
<StronkNasty> one sec yall)
<Nitro> [uvu No prob.]
-*- PurpleKoopa finished skimming through the battle actions and the ooc banter, and i must say, i approve of all of it]
<chthonianGunslinger> [d'aaaaw, ty[
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<fluthluFhtagn> [[Right, gonna get to typing things up now uou]]
<fluthluFhtagn> *** Solluxs almost barrels down the metal stairs and onto the Oil Rig's bottom platform, before hopping back onto the boat and presumably darting to the hull. Man, look at him /run/. He must be in a hurry! Though, who can blame him /really/.
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Dave's turn uou]]
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<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> fuckin chat client yo)
<-> ZeeZee is now known as PrinceAmpora
-*- StronkNasty Dave didn't have all that much going through his head. Nothing out of the ordinary. He stares saucer-eyed toward the behemoth. He considers all that could go wrong, variables that could /wreck/ the cardtower they'd set. But he doesn't dwell on all that could go downhill. That just wasn't him, yo.
-*- StronkNasty He focuses on all the good he can provide for the others, even if just a bit. He wasn't gonna be some big hero, but he'd try his earnest. He was tough, and MrSquiggles was gonna take a beatin' before he could squeeze the life outta him.
-*- StronkNasty Dave charges that bitch, treading all up on it. Discount on sushi tonight, yall. He slices up a tentacle. shiv shiv.
<StronkNasty> christ im lame ahaha)
<PrinceAmpora> (PSH)
<Nitro> [no u r perf]
<PrinceAmpora> (PSH I SAY.)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Most perf B[ ]]
<Nitro> [Aaaand Gamzee already went.]
<Nitro> [He went charging/flailing at its face as a distraction, right?? Or am I wrong?]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> correct)
<PrinceAmpora> (So who's next? :?)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Right, grabbing the mamoth of a post uvu]]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Since Ainsley is still in the ship-- I think that's everyone o:]]
<Nitro> [Jasp posts the results, then it's the enemy turn.]
<PrinceAmpora> (That's fine! :3)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> ye. is that what sol is running to get?)
<PrinceAmpora> (Throwing knives from Ainsley.)
<fluthluFhtagn> *** Jade fires at the horrific betentacled fiend, the bullet sinking into it's ivory flesh. Or at least, it probably did-- it's hard to spot just one insignifigant bit of lead on such a enormous creature, and it's doubtful that it would have done much anyhow. You're gonna need better tactics than that, gardener gnostic. Nero chooses to stick with a more... he
<fluthluFhtagn> ad-on approach. He powerfully leaps from one of the Oil Rig's rails and onto the terror's tendril, shakily sticking the landing-- with the rain and wind at full throttle, it'd be too easy to slip up here. You might want to be careful up here, buddy. Thankfully, he manages to secure himself up there-- with the Skeletal Shredder. The blade is dug into the tenta
<fluthluFhtagn> cle without hesitation, drawing a skree of pain from the wretched beast. Not lobbing it off, but it's on it's way. Kanaya retrieves Smokey the Bear's Grievance-- without debate one of the most deadly weapons she's found up to now. She must truly be in dire straights to rely on it, but... there aren't a whole lot of options, either. She revs up the weapon and,
<fluthluFhtagn> with a flourish, the rainbow drinker tosses it.
<fluthluFhtagn> *** KERSPLODE.
<fluthluFhtagn> *** Frenzied screeches follow after the tremendous explosion, several bits of metal shards stuck in it's shambling body. Small streaks of purple slide down it's surface from the newly garnered injuries. If you payed attention, you might even notice that one of it's eyes are no longer present. It's shortly engulfed in /sick/ /fires/, but it's quickly doused by
<chthonianGunslinger> *** TOTAL PARTY KILL
<PrinceAmpora> (GOD DOMNIIT)
<chthonianGunslinger> *** OH
<chthonianGunslinger> *** NEVERMIND
<fluthluFhtagn> the relentless rain storm-- talk about unlucky! Roxy casts EMPOWERMENT on herself... and succeeds! Her body glows lightly with a righteous aura. She could take on the world right now, let alone /this/ overgrown tanglebuddy. Halley decides to join the pouncing-on-the-horrorterror craze that's sweeping Econ by force-- leaping from the Oil Rig's edge and digging
<fluthluFhtagn> his claws and teeth into one of the creature's singed ocular glands. It screeches again, almost deafeningly-- Nero's ears are probably ringing, really. Dave follows suit with a few well-aimed swings of his sword, slicing at a nearby tendril and successfully AUTO-CALAMARI-ing it. Good Dave, best chef. Gamzee runs towards the eldritch foe with wild abandon, swi
<fluthluFhtagn> nging his clubs with little care. Considering how many eyes it has, stealing it's attention away from it is probably out of the question-- regardless, the juggalo manages to strike the very same tentacle as Dave-- albeit, with a particularly *firey* kick. Now if only it weren't raining. Captain Hawkeyes has long since readied his firearm of choice, firing a f
<fluthluFhtagn> iring a few bullets at the fiend-- it won't live to see another day. That, he can guarantee. B[
-*- fluthluFhtagn Did someone order a wall of text with a side of explosion 8y]]
<Nitro> [Right over here]
<fluthluFhtagn> *** Enemy turn.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> waiter there is a squid in my soup)
-*- StronkNasty b e a utiful)
<Nitro> [That was FAST though. ouo]
<chthonianGunslinger> (that was incredible)
<chthonianGunslinger> (my bbies)
<chthonianGunslinger> (my bamf bbies)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[I try and type up things while everyone types their own actions-- makes things go a lot faster. uvu]]
<Nitro> [Especially since we just took like an hour to get through one set of turns.]
-*- fluthluFhtagn Slowpokes]]
<Nitro> [We are the slowest of pokes.]
-*- PurpleKoopa i'm popping in/out to pack up for college, feel free to go ahead of me if i'm not here]
<fluthluFhtagn> [['Kay, PK. uvu]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [the good news is, i think we seriously kicked some tail here]
<Nitro> [Tentatail.]
<Nitro> [Tentail.]
<Nitro> [Tailtacle.]
<PrinceAmpora> (Wooo!)
<StronkNasty> hentail )
<Nitro> [fff]
-*- fluthluFhtagn sTRIDER,,,]]
<fluthluFhtagn> *** Skree. ;>
-*- Nitro pls no I won't yiff with you
<fluthluFhtagn> *** As much of a punch as the party packed, Fluthlu still has twice as much to offer. It releases a cacophony of whispers and clicks that any of the party can hardly comprehend. Whatever the beast said in it's eldritch tongues, it's success becomes apparent. Kanaya and Gamzee are overcome with FEAR! Nero, Dave and Roxy are overcome with a crippling pain! Once
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<fluthluFhtagn> it is finished with it's unholy banter, it banishes Dave's connection to hell!
-*- fluthluFhtagn Daved pls]]
-*- fluthluFhtagn Come bak]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> HAHAHAHA)
<PrinceAmpora> (FFF)
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<Nitro> [Daved I loved u]
<fluthluFhtagn> *** ... But Dave's connection dodges!
<mib_5lhrtw> ahaha had to refresh sorry)
-*- fluthluFhtagn It dodges being banished to hell]]
<Nitro> [Mib can never fill the hOLE IN MY HEART......]
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<fluthluFhtagn> *** As much of a punch as the party packed, Fluthlu still has twice as much to offer. It releases a cacophony of whispers and clicks that any of the party can hardly comprehend. Whatever the beast said in it's eldritch tongues, it's success becomes apparent. Kanaya and Gamzee are overcome with FEAR! Nero, Dave and Roxy are overcome with a crippling pain! Once
<Nitro> [Also, I'm v. tired so]
<Nitro> [if I disappear]
<fluthluFhtagn> it is finished with it's unholy banter, it releases a loud, nigh unbearable shriek!
<Nitro> [probs fell asleep.]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Halley falls asleep on Fluthlu]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [or you died]
<chthonianGunslinger> [halley dies on fluthlu]
<Nitro> [ono]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Halley no,,,,,,]]
<Nitro> [could u hurt this face]
-*- fluthluFhtagn Vriska was supposed to kill you]]
-*- fluthluFhtagn /Wherever/ /she/ /is/]]
-*- fluthluFhtagn h8y guys you forg8t a8out meeeeeeee]]
<Nitro> [Probably decided these kids are LOSERS.]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Fff]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [decided to follow with cool kid jeka]
<Nitro> [Then when they come back with all this SWEET LOOT she'll be like HA. LOOK AT ALL THIS STUFF I GOT]
<Nitro> [FROM]
<Nitro> [RAIDING MINOR DUNGEONS.......]
<Nitro> [WITH THIS WEIRD HUMAN BOY.]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Ffffffffffffff]]
<Nitro> [He's pretty alright though.]
<chthonianGunslinger> [WE HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP]
<chthonianGunslinger> [AN ADVENTURING RELATIONSHIP]
<Nitro> [fff.]
<PrinceAmpora> (FFF GOOD.)
<chthonianGunslinger> [also jaspers, was that the end of the turn? :?]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[hRK,]]
<fluthluFhtagn> *** End turn.
-*- fluthluFhtagn It's been so long since we've done a proper fight I am sssorry omo]]
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<Nitro> [Bb no]
<Nitro> [You're doing gr8.]
<Nitro> [You had the results all typed up and everything. A minor thing like that is really no big deal.]
-*- fluthluFhtagn unu]]
<PrinceAmpora> (So, who's next? :?)
<Nitro> [CG, since CJ had to leave.]
<PrinceAmpora> (Okay!)
<Nitro> [We go by the order of names in the list. on the side.]
<Nitro> [Ignore that random period.]
<PrinceAmpora> (Ohhh okay. :B)
-*- chthonianGunslinger His ears had long died, and his chest felt like it was about to explode, and the rain was flooding all of his remaining senses. To top it all off, his mp3 player just died. Was he in a good mood?
-*- chthonianGunslinger You take a guess.
-*- fluthluFhtagn Strrrroder where r u tho omo]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> i'm here to kick as and listen to dubstep)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> and i'm all out of dubstep)
<PrinceAmpora> (Ho damn.)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Snrk]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger But even as this thing wracked every single one of his nerves with agony, he wasn't about to give in. Not until it fell into its watery grave. As soon as he was finished reeling from the massive explosion, he got to work. Shivering and growling like a soaked dog, he dragged the sword through its flesh. Not as damage, but as leverage - it was the only thing keeping him afoot on this stupid tentacle, and he needed all
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Got cut off at 'needed all' uou]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger  Not as damage, but as leverage - it was the only thing keeping him afoot on this stupid tentacle, and he needed all the footing he could manage to get where he was going. Even if it was screaming in pain, it's not like he could hear it anyway. But damn, he was hoping it could.
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-*- chthonianGunslinger Because right now, he felt like nothing was better than dropping dead right now. Every cell in his body was screaming at him, begging him to stop. But he couldn't stop, not now. Not until this was over.
-*- chthonianGunslinger So the moment he got in close, he made another lunge - straight for its body. The Shredder stabbed into its blubbery mass, holding him into place. Hopefully. Fuck if he cared, he just needed to climb.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Once he reached the top, it was so over.
<chthonianGunslinger> [nero you]
<chthonianGunslinger> [you are not wanderer]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> AGRO)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Pfft]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> gamzee: NEIGH)
<ZeeZee> (FFF)
<-> ZeeZee is now known as PrinceAmpora
-*- chthonianGunslinger The shower of sparks and flames was more than enough to leave Kanaya in awe. Surely, she had crippled it. Perhaps even fatally wounded it. Even as the flames were so quickly doused, she couldn't help but to feel so victorious.
-*- chthonianGunslinger When she looked back at up at it, she expected to see it mortally grieving. What she saw was only a tiny crater in a grand scheme of things. Streams where there should have been rivers. And it was still going strong. In the end, she had managed to do nothing at all.
-*- chthonianGunslinger That's when the true terror began. It plummeted onto her shoulders, leaving her shaking and afraid. That would've killed nearly anything. It only left a scratch on Fluthulu.
-*- chthonianGunslinger With the weight of the situation finally raining down on her, she didn't know what to do. But she had to do something. Even with death upon them, she refused to just stand and watch. Not when all her friends were in mortal peril. But even as she charged for a tendril, aiming to saw it off, she couldn't shake away that undeniable fear. She didn't do a damn thing, because she couldn't do a damn thing.
<chthonianGunslinger> [kan do u ned a hug]
<chthonianGunslinger> [okay bbies you can go]
<chthonianGunslinger> [sorry for bein sllllow]
<PrinceAmpora> (Mmm, wouldn't nitro be next?)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Fff, it's fine. uou]]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[I thhhink Nitro may or may not have fallen asleep unu]]
-*- PurpleKoopa ima post my thing now, is that cool]
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-*- fluthluFhtagn Wow hahah]]
-*- fluthluFhtagn Sorry y8]]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Anyway yes, you can do your thing PK uvu*]]
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy cannot comprehend the true form of Fluthlu's attack! All she comprehends now is PAIN. Rain and PAIN. Gripping her rifle with fierce might, Lalonde lets loose a cluster of shots to the creature's snarling mouth!
-*- PurpleKoopa PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
-*- PurpleKoopa She is firing every pew she's got. No church on earth could hold this many pews.
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Snrrrrrk]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> my turn?)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Yiss uvu]]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee has flailed himself free of the tentacles and stands to one side, wide-eyed with animal fear and shaking with adrenaline. Every rough exhale ends in a high-pitched whine of utter terror.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Mother/fuck/ he was not high enough for this.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Where the fuck did all the /fire/ come from? He knew Kansis threw her a goddamn bomb chainsaw, but some- it came out of his /hands/, yo. What the fuck?
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty What the fuck was that thing even /saying/ to him?
-*- PurpleKoopa princeampora, i think you're up at bat
<PrinceAmpora> (WOOO)
-*- PrinceAmpora once on deck Sollux scrambled over to Ainsley who was still sitting even as the beast rose up. Panting a bit the troll held out his hands before being rewarded with ten small throwing knives. "Treat them well." Was all that was asked of him before he bounded off to the edge of the ship, tossing a knife in the air with each step. Catching each blade
<PrinceAmpora> psionically once he reached the edge he quickly flung the small knives out, aiming at the beasts eyes, waiting for contact before calling them back in, just to fling them out again in an attempt to stab into the beast. It was risky, standing so close to the edge, but he had to, otherwise he wouldn't have enough range to send the knives out and call them back.
-*- PrinceAmpora once the knives were handed over Ainlsey slowly got to their feet. Taking in a deep breath the alien closed their eyes before erupting into a barrage of fluttering wings and color. Struggling against the rain the butterflies did their best to make way over to the top of the beast before reforming. Once they were whole again Ainsley would drop down on top
<PrinceAmpora> of the monster, and quickly, pulling out their trench knife and their balisong they began slicing into the monster, stabbing at what appeared to be the remains of Kanay's exploding hit.
<PrinceAmpora> (Done. :B)
-*- PurpleKoopa i think that covers everyone except for nitro
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee jerks to avoid another tentacle and bares his teeth, shaking with more than adrenaline now.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> me Fucking thing, always talking, chewing on his goddamn nug like a wad of bubblegum. Everybody was, goddamnit, every one of them thinks he's dumb as hell, think they can say whatever the fuck they want to him- well you talk shit, you get /hit/, /motherfucker/, so you'd better-
<chthonianGunslinger> (oh)
<chthonianGunslinger> [also]
<chthonianGunslinger> [>nero: WHAT THE FUCK THIS BITCH BEAT YOU TO IT]
<chthonianGunslinger> [>nero: toss down sword in defeat]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Fffff]]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty In a bellow that probably drowns out the pounding of the rain and even Kanaya's chainsaw, Gamzee tells that eldritch horror that it had better SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee activates RAGE MODE.
<PrinceAmpora> (HO DAMN EVERYONE RUN.)
-*- PurpleKoopa God /damn/, Gamzee. Just. /Damn/.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Oh, no?
<chthonianGunslinger> (question mark get out)
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He blasts his way through whatever tentacles and hapless party members happen to be between him and his goal- the razor sharp maw of the beast.
-*- PurpleKoopa kanaya isn't sure whether to be scared or not
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He's gonna make sure it never says a goddamn thing to anybody, ever again.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Huh, wha? What he say? Huff the flutterbuff up? I dON'T-
-*- fluthluFhtagn >Flutterbuff]]
<PrinceAmpora> (Ainsley's secret weapon. :B)
-*- fluthluFhtagn I now know male Fluttershy's name]]
<PrinceAmpora> (OR THAT)
<PrinceAmpora> (ACTUALLY THAT.)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[I'll grab the reply, then ouo]]
-*- PurpleKoopa just assume fluthlu put a squirrel puppet on one of his tendrils and he's distracting halley with it
-*- PurpleKoopa see the squirrel
-*- PurpleKoopa oooooooh look at the squirreeeellll
<PrinceAmpora> (Perfect.)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Snrk]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> adorable)
<fluthluFhtagn> *** Nero rips the devastating blade through the horror's flesh as he begins to make his ascent-- a mountain climber sheds a single tear as the part demon does this. Each rip and tear they cause draws more and more of that sickening purple, which is cleaned off from the raging storm. Kanaya seizes the first tendril near the edge of the Oil Rig, reeling back wi
<fluthluFhtagn> th her roaring bejeweled weapon and tearing in mercilessly. Roxy lets loose a barage of pews against the eldritch abomination-- the majority of which striking with admirable accuracy. They'd no doubt hold more effect were her weapon of choice not FIRE based. Robert, who has at last brought themselves to leave the safety of the boat, decides it'd be a smart mo
<fluthluFhtagn> ve to just... drag the collapsed coolkid out of danger, yeah. What else could they do, anyway? They weren't very fight-efficient, after all-- but he'd be damned if he just stuck around the ship like sooOOOME PEOPLE. Gamzee stands to the side as they attempt to calm down, and FAIL MISERABLY AT IT as they go BATSHIT UP THE BELFRY RAGEORADE. To be frank, you can
<fluthluFhtagn> 't blame him under this pressure. The young psiioniic retrieves some TRUSTY NYVS and, with his natural psychic abilities, begins to lob them at the fiend with as much precision as they could muster; though the winds made it overall a difficult feat. Meanwhile, Ainsley flutters up to the very top of the creature in a very unfitting manner-- and once they arriv
<fluthluFhtagn> e, they proceed to go FUTURE SOU CHEF on it's injured cranium and dig their knives into the flesh. Captain Hawkeyes hasn't been able to pay much attention to the viscious teens-- they've long since climbed to the top of one of the storage crates liberally placed about the Oil Rig, getting an infinitely better shot at the foe-- and they /have/ been taking quit
<fluthluFhtagn> e a lot of shots. More shots than you'd find at a frat party at the end of summer. Round after round with amazing precision, never taking a moment for rest-- sans when they have to reload, of course.
<fluthluFhtagn> *** Enemy turn.
<fluthluFhtagn> *** Those tentacles aren't just for show, you know-- and the eldritch fiend would like to take a moment to emphasize this. Reeling back, the foul patrican throws a barrage of relentless tentacles across the surface of the Oil Rig-- Kanaya, Gamzee, Robert, Sollux and Roxy are knocked off their feet in one fell swoop! To make matters worse, it appears to be jus
<fluthluFhtagn> t now begins to realize that something's on it's head. With another deafening skree, it swipes a tendril over it's noggin! ... Knocking Ainsley clean off, tumbling to the concrete below. That... they're going to feel that in the morning. If they even live to see the morning, that is.
<fluthluFhtagn> *** End turn.
-*- chthonianGunslinger SNATCH
-*- chthonianGunslinger So sorry that he was late, but he's glad you came.
-*- chthonianGunslinger While Ainsley might have arrived first, rather unsportingly to say the least, Nero had closed the gap quickly. Just in time too - his prize was waiting. The very thing he was hoping that dumb cow of a whale was going to do. Dashing up its cranial slope, he made a grab for the tendril. Not just any grab, no.
-*- chthonianGunslinger A grab from the hand of the devil himself.
-*- chthonianGunslinger "gotcha"
-*- chthonianGunslinger The blue violet glow of the mutated arm had shone through the gloom, the bandages, even the sleeves of his very own coat. The terror's presence had warped it into something truly agonizing. Everything hurt. His muscles, his ears, his very nerves. But most of all, his arm was screaming for release.
-*- chthonianGunslinger He wanted to return the favor.
-*- chthonianGunslinger So, tendril in hand, he dropped. Down, down onto the concrete floor. And he pulled, he pulled with every single ounce of his might. If he was going down, he was taking this ugly son of a bitch with him.
-*- chthonianGunslinger This blubbery excuse of a ship was going to go down in a fucking hurry.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Between the screams of the horrorterror, the pounding rain, and Gamzee's rage, it was getting hard to think. Even harder to stand one's ground. She swiped at another tendril with her brilliant blade, but it still wasn't enough to cool her nerves. This wasn't working. Nothing was working.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Being knocked off her feet didn't help matters at all. If anything, it only made her even more terrified. She struggled to get up, looking up through the pounding rain. There it was, lurking over them like the Lord of Angels himself. Truly, they were doomed.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Wait.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Who was that figure up there? Ainsley? Nero? But how-
-*- chthonianGunslinger She had no time to think, as the figure leapt off the beast's cranium. Tendril in hand, a violent blue glow around them.
-*- PurpleKoopa still packin', you guys go ahead of me]
-*- chthonianGunslinger It suddenly became very clear who that figure was. More importantly, it became clear what that figure was doing.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Scrambling away, she backed as swiftly as she could from the impact. As the beast loomed closer and closer to its undeniable, even she could tell things were about to get far uglier.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Motherfucker is going to /take/ its goddamn /medicine/-
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Ow, fuck- OW, FUCK-
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Winded on his back, he stares up at the impressive feat of acrobatics little brother decided to pull off. Well, would you look at that fancy-ass shit.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Little brother was gonna bring that motherfucker to /him/.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He drops one club to take a double grip on another, hopping up into a batter's stance with wild eyes. His grin nearly splits his face.
<chthonianGunslinger> [gamzee r u ok]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gonna hit this bitch the hell out of the park.
<chthonianGunslinger> [answr: no not rly]
-*- fluthluFhtagn tiME TO PLAY BALL, MOTHERFUCKERS,,,]]
-*- fluthluFhtagn bat.]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> time 2 play bat)
-*- fluthluFhtagn batbat.]]
-*- fluthluFhtagn Fff]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [who needs baseball when you have ballball]
<PrinceAmpora> (:B Yes good.)
-*- PurpleKoopa The tentacle strikes low, flipping Roxy heels over head and onto the floor. Oof! She picks herself up and retrieves her weapon. Hmm. Doesn't look like these lasers were very effective. Maybe it's time to switch to steam power?
<chthonianGunslinger> [rox uh]
<chthonianGunslinger> [you might want to back up]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> or have an awesome viking funeral with gamzee)
<chthonianGunslinger> [steam and baseball bats]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> or blast a hole in it big enough to fit in when it slams down on deck)
<chthonianGunslinger> [very authentic]
<PrinceAmpora> (SO going to work here. :B)
-*- PurpleKoopa What was that, fourth wall? Full steam ahead? WITH PLEASURE! Roxy swaps to her Steam Cannon and fires a few searing spurts of hot steam at the beast's more tender regions.
<PrinceAmpora> (My turn :?)
<chthonianGunslinger> (yup!)
<PrinceAmpora> (OKAY!!)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Actually, I'm]]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Prrrrobably gonna have to turn in at some point soon y8]]
<PrinceAmpora> (:B I can post and then we can stop??)
<chthonianGunslinger> [up to you bby]
<PrinceAmpora> (But yes, up to you Jaspers.)
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Sounds good! .o. We can continue, say]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [though i eagerly await for your post]
<chthonianGunslinger> [when fluthulu goes DOWN]
<chthonianGunslinger> [literally]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[On Friday? Or whenever's a good day, an-- ffff]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [can we try and do it tomorrow?]
<chthonianGunslinger> [i'm just really excited to do this thing]
<fluthluFhtagn> [[Ffff, we can totally try! ouo]]
<chthonianGunslinger> [should let zee post tho]
<chthonianGunslinger> [so we can jump right into the action next session]
<fluthluFhtagn> [['Kay. uvu]]
<PrinceAmpora> (Okay.)
-*- PrinceAmpora getting hit right in the head and crashing down to the floor Sollux winced as he hit the ground. Shutting his eyes tightly he sat up, the knives he had been controlling dropping down around him as he had just called them all back. Quickly catching them before any hit the ground, or more importantly himself he adjusted his goggles and looked up.
-*- PrinceAmpora "well 2hiit," he muttered before scrambling to his feet and rushing out of the way, knives floating along with him.
<PrinceAmpora> (Okay, quick ainsley and then we can finish.()
-*- PrinceAmpora when they were thrown off they in turn ripped the stabbed in knives free from the horror flesh. Falling back they quickly pocketed the knives and exploded once more into the regular butterfly heard, the moment before impact with the ground. Without hesitation the butterflies quickly reformed, the alien they were a part of laying on the cold cement.
-*- PrinceAmpora blinking they watched as the monster came closer and closer and so without hesitation the got to their feet and sped out of the way.