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- And now, the AiE writers' pain and sorrow of most deep and true.
- To pone or not pone; that is the question.
- Whether tis nobler in the AiE to suffer
- The slings and arrows of outrageous Rainbros
- Or take arms against a sea of Applerapes
- And by opposing end them? To clop; to >rape;
- No more; and by >rape to say we end
- The heart-ache and the thousand natural rustles
- The Anon is heir to, tis a consummation
- Devoutly to be written. To clop, to >rape;
- To clop; perchance to cum; ay, that's how I rub;
- For in that clop of joy what tears may come
- When we have shuffled off this brony coil,
- Must give us pone; there's Equestria
- The makes calamity of >kill yourself
- For who would bear the sunbutt and yandere of time,
- The moonfags' wrong, Dashfags costumely
- The pangs of despised love, the update's delay
- The insolence of writers and their Anons
- That patient merit of the readers takes,
- When he himself might his >greentext make
- With a bare writskill? Who would fordels bear,
- To grunt and sweat under your weary weight
- But that dread of something of not death
- The undiscovered country from equines born
- No travellers return, ponies their will.
- And makes us bear those jelly as ill
- Than fly to pegasi that we know not of?
- Thus ponies does make an heroes of us all
- and thus the native ponies of Equestria
- Is sicklied over with the pale cast of cheetos
- And girths of great food and momentum
- With this regard their ponies turn awry
- And lose the name of pone. - AiE you now!
- The fair Flitter! My best pone
- All my clops be remembered.
- Courtesy of William Shakespeare, the best shaking around.
- Based on "Hamlet"'s famous soliloquy, "To be or not to be"
- Preps to BrotherBear for idea and many of the lines.
- Wuten pone best narration pone: http://vocaroo.com/i/s07zUqz3LAAr
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