Short and Sweet

>Fluffy pony is sitting in a field happily playing with a red ball
>With a howl of Ragnorok you come running over a hill toward fluffy pony
>Fluffy pony’s eyes bulge as he screeches in terror at your approach
>You run up to the fluffy pony grabbing him up and duct tape a quarter stick of dynamite to his belly
>Fluffy pony pisses and poops on himself yelling, “why yoo do dis to fwuffy? Yoo meanie hooman!”
>You light a 30 second fuse on the dynamite
>You drop kick fluffy as far as you can
>Fluffy is still screaming in pain and terror as dynamite goes off blowing him into fluffy bits
>You down your flask of whiskey and put on your sunglasses looking bad ass
>YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!