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Incontinent Anon in Equestria (poop)

Jun 23rd, 2012
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  1. >Day 1 in Equestria
  2. >You woke up in a magic world of talking p0nies.
  3. >You go and find yourself the prisoner of the Mane 6
  4. "Please, just let me go, I'm begging you..."
  5. >Twi: "Sorry, but we just can't let you go until after you meet with Princess Celestia!"
  6. "No...please, you don't understand!"
  7. >Rainbow Dash smacks you with her hoof, shutting you up.
  8. >You've been all day without your medicine...
  9. >The medicine that holds a beast inside.
  10. >Suddenly, Princess Celestia appears in a flash of light as the Mane 6 get you to your feet.
  11. >Cel: "So this is the human? Remove his clothes! I wish to see his true form!"
  12. >You wince as the p0nies strip you with magic.
  13. >Oh no...you feel a rumbling deep in your gut.
  14. "Please...you won't like me soon...get away from me!"
  15. >Celestia scoffs. "What an odd creature."
  16. >She moves around you, inspecting your butt closely.
  17. >You hear a gurgle from deep within yourself.
  18. "Please, don't."
  19. >Cel: "I will not hurt you, human. I'm just looking for your cutie mar-"
  20. >Without warning, you void your bowels.
  21. >Flying chunks of feces splash all over Celestia's face and mane.
  22. >She recoils with a shriek as the p0nies all back away.
  23. "I warned you..."
  24. >Fluttershy starts sniffing the pieces of shit on her princess' face.
  25. >To your horror, she starts licking them off.
  26. >Fucking Fluttershy...
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  29.  
  30. >Day 13 in Equestria
  31. >Almost two weeks since you got here
  32. >The Mane 6 quickly learned to allow you your alone time when you demanded it.
  33. >But still, as you walk around town, looking for work, you noticed you're being followed.
  34. >Applejack
  35. >She's taken a strange interest in you. An almost animalistic lust.
  36. >You cannot nope hard enough.
  37. >As you turn into an alleyway in the hopes of ditching your pursuer.
  38. >WRONG ANSWER, it's a dead end.
  39. >You turn and see Applejack blocking your only means of escape.
  40. >"Alright sugarcube...time to get me wha' ah want!"
  41. >In a flash, AJ has you bent over and pantsless.
  42. >You figured you'd lose your virginity in a more romantic fashion.
  43. >As you look back at the massive horse strapon and gulp.
  44. >You go white as she approaches, feeling a gurgling deep within yourself...
  45. >You void your bowels.
  46. >AJ shrieks as you coat her underside in shit, from her chest to her perky maretits.
  47. >She vomits as you scramble to your feet, the steady stream of human waste from your bum propelling you over the wall like a rocket.
  48. >You look back just in time to see Fluttershy appear and start licking AJ clean.
  49. >Fucking Fluttershy...
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  53. >Day 14 in Equestria
  54. >Applejack's rape attempt is still fresh in your mind as you walk past Sweet Apple Acres
  55. >Hopefully, you won't hear from her for awhile after what happened.
  56. >You jump as you hear a bark come from behind you.
  57. >You turn and find AJ's dog, Winona, running up to greet you.
  58. >She looks so happy to see you. She must want to play!
  59. >But still, she's AJ's dog...
  60. >You look to see if anyp0ny is watching.
  61. >Nope...
  62. >Time to teach AJ a lesson.
  63. "Hey girl, come here. Anon has something for ya."
  64. >You hold out your hand as if you have a treat.
  65. >Winona cocks her head and comes up to sniff it.
  66. >YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD!
  67. >In a flash, you lose your pants and grab Winona.
  68. >To her protests, you hold her firmly underneath you as you squat over her.
  69. >You void your bowels.
  70. >The air is filled with a sickening squelch as you bathe the poor dog in the remnants of your spiced curry lunch.
  71. >You hear her whimpers gurgle out from your fudge pudding coating as you let her go.
  72. >You stand tall and proud, liquid shit dripping from betwixt your buttcheeks.
  73. "That'll show your master that you don't fuck with Ano-"
  74. >You shiver as you feel a sensation on your asshole.
  75. >You turn around to find Fluttershy licking you clean.
  76. >Fucking Fluttershy...
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  79.  
  80. >Day 20 in Equestria
  81. >You're sitting out at the park, watching the world go by.
  82. >AJ hasn't bothered you for days.
  83. >Flutters keeps hanging around you for some reason though.
  84. >Oh well. You toss some bread to a duck.
  85. >You see Lyra glare at you from the next bench over.
  86. >That fucking bitch...
  87. >She always takes your favorite bench near the pigeons.
  88. >An evil thought crosses your mind.
  89. >Today, you will teach her the penalty for fucking with Anon!
  90. >You get up and storm over to the green unicorn.
  91. >She looks up at you with a scowl.
  92. >"What do you want?"
  93. "What do I want?"
  94. >You feel the GURGLING OF POWER deep within your core.
  95. "I WANT JUSTICE!"
  96. >You drop your pants, bend over, and void your bowels all over Lyra.
  97. >She screams as you continue your assault, filling her mouth with stanky-ass feces.
  98. >She tries to yell at you, but can only spit out your scat before it slides down her throat.
  99. "Yeah! That's what you get, bitch! Eat that butt-butter suckafi-"
  100. >Fluttershy swoops in and frenches the green-brown p0ny.
  101. >She's suctioning the crap out.
  102. >Fucking Fluttershy...
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  105.  
  106. >Day 32 in Equestria
  107. >Well, looks like Celestia has had enough of your shit.
  108. >She's banished you to the moon.
  109. >Luna looks down at you as you sit there dejectedly, a frown crossing her face.
  110. >"We are sorry Anon, but our sister has decreed that you shall stay here until you express repentance..."
  111. >You scowl. Repentance is the last thing on your mind.
  112. >Revenge on the other hand...
  113. >You stand and glare at Luna.
  114. >"Anon, wha...what are you..."
  115. >You step forward.
  116. >"Anon, where did your pants go?"
  117. "YOUR MERE PRISON SHALL NOT HOLD ME! NO SHITHOLE CAN HOLD BACK ANON!"
  118. >Luna screams as you grab her horn, lifting yourself over it and using it to cork yourself.
  119. >"PLEASE! ANON! DON'T! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WA-"
  120. >As the pressure builds, it is too late for promises and pleas.
  121. >You void your bowls.
  122. >The fecal pressure shoots you off Luna's horn like a rocket, leaving a craptacular mushroom cloud of scat behind you.
  123. >You grit your teeth as you rocket back towards Equestria, your fudge brown contrail painting a streak across the sky.
  124. >You twist your rear to use the last of your fuel to cushion your smelly landing.
  125. >Fluttershy is there as you land.
  126. >"Welcome back, Master..."
  127. >She's waiting with a fresh change of pants as she starts cleaning you again.
  128. >Fucking Fluttershy...
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  131.  
  132.  
  133. >Day 57 in Equestria.
  134. >It was decided that the best place for you was working in sanitation.
  135. >It’s your duty to make sure the sewage system for the entire town is working to perfection.
  136. >Every day…underground.
  137. >In the dark.
  138. >Up to your elbows in fetid horseshit.
  139. >You deal enough with this stuff in your everyday life…
  140. >Now you think someone is just messing with you.
  141. >That someone…
  142. >WILL PAY.
  143. “Fluttershy, eyes on target?”
  144. >The yellow p0ny’s voice crackles over the radio. “Yes, master. She’s just eaten thirteen slices of cake and a banana.”
  145. >It will not be long now.
  146. >Celestia will suffer for her transgressions…
  147. >”Master, she’s standing up and heading to the little filly’s room.”
  148. “Good, good. Get out of there. Things…”
  149. >You put on your sunglasses.
  150. “…will be going to shit soon.”
  151. >”yeeeaaaahhhhh….”
  152. >…that’s adorable, Flutters.
  153. >It is hard to see underground with sunglasses, but you find the proper pipe.
  154. >You position your primate posterior over the opening.
  155. >You calm your nerves and steady your breath…waiting…feeling…
  156. >The pressure in the pipe shifts slightly.
  157. >Celestia has flushed.
  158. >YOU VOID YOUR BOWELS!
  159. >The back pressure sends a stream of shit high into the Canterlot sky, visible for miles around.
  160. >Atop the geyser, Celestia bobs in shock like a fishing lure.
  161. “Alright Fluttershy, time to come ho…”
  162. >You hear the gentle squelching of a p0ny licking up shit over the radio.
  163. >Fucking Fluttershy…
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  166.  
  167.  
  168. >Day 66 in Equestria
  169. >It was decided that letting you work in the sewers was dangerous.
  170. >Instead, they're making you categorize every living thing in the Everfree Forest.
  171. >Fuckin' p0nies, what a load of...well, you know.
  172. >You write down on your little notepad about some bird you saw.
  173. >It was pretty.
  174. >"What is this I come across? Is P0nyville's new human a little lost?"
  175. >You turn around and see Zecora staring at you.
  176. >You never did like her...always gives you weird looks.
  177. "Look, Zeccy-baby, just run along. I'm miserable enough as is."
  178. >The zebra cracks her neck as she paws at the ground.
  179. >"There is no chance, to make amends! Your shitstorm of terror I must end!"
  180. >Wait, wha-
  181. >You yelp as you dodge a powerful buck.
  182. "HEY! GO AWAY, CRAZY BITCH, OR YOU'LL REGRET IT!"
  183. >It's no use, she rears back to charge.
  184. >She asked for it.
  185. >You turn and drop trou, aiming at Zecora.
  186. >YOU VOID YOUR BOW-OW-OW-OW!
  187. >You jump a little as Zecora plugs your anus with a hoof.
  188. >"Now that I have stopped your shit, no chance do you against me have to outwit!"
  189. "THAT WAS HORRIBLE GRAMMAR!"
  190. >There's only one answer as you open your mouth, facing Zecora.
  191. >VOID REVERSE!
  192. >A stream of shit shoots through your system, leaving your mouth like a cannon as Zecora is blasted back from the force.
  193. >She hits a tree and is out cold, covered in feces.
  194. >Oh god, the taste is in your mouth.
  195. >Bad en-
  196. >Suddenly, a yellow and pink blur latches on to you, pressing her lips to yours.
  197. >Licking the crap out of your mouth as she moans lustily.
  198. >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY.
  199.  
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  201.  
  202. >Day 74 in Equestria
  203. >After some very mature discussion done at spearpoint, you have decided it is best to pursue opportunities outside of P0nyville.
  204. >You find yourself working out in the middle of nowhere on a cherry farm.
  205. >A cherry farm in the middle of the desert...
  206. >Magic p0nies, whatever.
  207. >The pay sucks, but these p0nies are far more tolerant of your condition.
  208. >Free fertilizer, baby.
  209. >You wipe your brow as Cherry Jubilee, your boss, walks up.
  210. >"Sorry Anon, we have to cut your pay. It turns out it's expensive to grow cherries in the desert."
  211. >WELL NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
  212. >You follow her inside to argue your point.
  213. "You can't dock my pay! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
  214. >"I don't pay you to argue! Get back to work!"
  215. "OH HELL NAW!"
  216. >YOU DROP YOUR PANTS
  217. "No...Anon, please, not that...I'd rather you just rape me..."
  218. "RAPE IS A TERRIBLE THING!"
  219. >YOU VOID YOUR BOWELS!
  220. >As Cherry Jubilee cries under the mountain of shit, a yellow pegasus swoops in.
  221. >"Um...Anon...you mentioned two of my fetishes."
  222. >Great...you know what that means.
  223. >What do you spend the rest of the day doing?
  224. >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
  225.  
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  227.  
  228. >Day 83 in Equestria
  229. >You are in Canterlot, working as a butler in the royal palace
  230. >Why Celestia agreed to this, you will never know
  231. >Joke's on her though, just the first step towards your ultimate goal.
  232. "I AM the Batman..."
  233. >"Oh, how droll. Now fetch my tea, peasant."
  234. >Oh hell no...
  235. >Blueblood.
  236. >Why that no good, low down, dirty little...
  237. >"Oh, Anon, while you fetch my tea, get me the number of that yellow mare that follows you around. I need a consort for the night."
  238. >...
  239. "What did you say?"
  240. >Blueblood smirks. "I shall show her what a real stallion is like."
  241. >Oh, he doesn't know you very well, does he?
  242. >In a flash, your pants disappear in a puff of smoke as you bury his snout betwixt your buttcheeks.
  243. >"MMMMPH! Mmmph mmm mmmmph mmmmph!"
  244. "Sorry Blueblood, I can't understand you over..."
  245. >YOU VOID YOUR BOWELS!
  246. "THAT!"
  247. >The shit floods Blueblood's system, filling his lungs with the BLT you had for lunch yesterday.
  248. >He dies drowning in feces.
  249. >The princesses are so grateful they pardon your crimes and give you a medal, holding a big celebration in your honor.
  250. >It smells like shit.
  251. >You sit down next to Fluttershy, looking into the eyes of the mare whose honor you defended.
  252. "Fluttershy, through everything, you've always been there for me...Fluttershy, I lo..."
  253. >She's trying to eat your medal.
  254. >Fucking...Fluttershy...
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