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- >You've given up on keeping track of what day it is.
- >Fuck it. It's day 1999 in Equestria and you're going to party as such.
- >Oh wait, it's Groundhog day. Again.
- >The alarm clock shattering your rest with it's piercing wail of what dumbfucks considered music.
- >"I got you babe. Na na na na, I got you babe."
- >Not today motherfucker.
- >Jumping out of bed and right into your slippers like a boss.
- >Leaving your home in P0nyville you walk confidently down to the tallest building in town.
- >You left all your clothes and your fucks at home. Struttin' down Mane Street, feeling the breeze.
- >feelsgoodman.png
- >All dem pones, watching you walk to town, naked as sin.
- >Fuck, there's Fluttershy and Lyra.
- >Give a wave of your magic wang wand at them.
- >Flutterapist can't into understanding situation, FLUTTERSHY HAS FAINTED!
- >Lyra explodes.
- >With a strut that would put Swagbot-9001 to shame you make your way to Town Hall.
- >Ding-a-lang floppin round with all that swang. The receptionist was too scared of your junk to even attempt to stop you.
- >You make your way up the stairs passing confused office drone pones on the way to the roof.
- >Fucking finally get to the roof and stand on the ledge.
- >Gonna need a crowd for this shit.
- "P0nies of P0nyville! Come forth and gather round!", you bellow from the rooftop.
- >"Huh?", "What’s going on?", “Getta load of this asshole.” "Hey he does have a wierd dick!"
- >They’ve taken notice of you it seems. A small crowd forming at the front of town hall.
- “Hi my little p0nies! You guys wanna see a dead body?”
- >The crowd seems restless. “Do a flip!”, one yells. Pinkie Pie you so crazy..
- >This mare gets it. Pointing your hand at her in the shape of a gun. Clicking your tongue and cheek. Mah nigga.
- >Falling forward in a less than graceful swan dive, tossing your legs backwards, going into the promised flip.
- >Aiming toward a certain rapist p0nes apples and apple accessories cart.
- "Fuck yo' shit Applejackoff!"
- >blackness
- >Alarm clock
- >"I got you babe. Na na na na, I got you babe."
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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