Sonic, woefully, you're now a deadbeat has-been
Sonic, You're on your way towards the trash bin
What became of you, who is the one to blame.
Please sonic just one last good game
Sonic, once so good, they fucked you.

Sonic,  Go back to two dimensions, alright?
Sonic, You looked your real best as a blue sprite
I tried to play your newer games
But it's not quite the same
Sonic, once so good, they fucked you.

Sonic, You used to make me feel so much glee
Sonic, But then your depth went from 2 to 3
Now it seems like you get all your kicks
From cute girls that are into bestial dicks
Sonic, once so good, they fucked you.

Sonic

Sonic, What the hell did they do to you
Sonic, Why the fuck did they make your arms blue?
They've made you run on rails
They've also fucked tails
Sonic, once so good, they fucked you.


Sonic, woefully, you're now a deadbeat has-been
Sonic, You're on your way towards the trash bin
What became of you, who is the one to blame.
Please sonic just one last good game
Sonic, once so good, they fucked you.

They fucked you
They fucked you
They fucked you
They fucked you