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The Fluffy Factory: Be Careful What You Wish For

Jun 9th, 2012
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  1. >Owwies, shiny bright hurts your eyes...
  2. >Oh, it's wake up time!
  3. >You are a male, monotone grey unicorn fluffy named Foggy.
  4. >You were sleeping in a warm, happy pile with your fluffy friends until the shiny bright came.
  5. >Your bed is big and soft.
  6. >Even the red floor outside the bed is soft.
  7. >You pull yourself from the fluff pile and go make good poopies in the litter box in the corner.
  8. >Then you get a drink from the water dish and go over to where your toys are.
  9. >You stack your blocks. You love blocks.
  10. >Behind you, the other fluffies are still sleeping.
  11. >You can't really count, but there are four others in the sleepy pile.
  12. >You are the smallest fluffy of all.
  13. >One of the girls even called you a baby, but that's silly.
  14. >You eat the nummies like they do, that means you're a big fluffy!
  15. >It's been a long time since your mommy brought you home.
  16. >When she did, you were very, very little.
  17. >You missed your mumma at first.
  18. >She was really nice and gave milk to all your brothers and sisters!
  19. >She cried a lot too.
  20. >Huggies didn't seem to help.
  21. >Now, you don't even remember her.
  22. >All you know is you love your friends, and you really love your mommy.
  23. >The big swingy thing on the side of the room opens.
  24. “Mommy!”
  25. >The other fluffies wake up and come over.
  26. >Together, you give mommy's leggies a big hug.
  27. >She looks funny. Her fluff is all messy. It looks fluffier than your fluff!
  28. >”Good morning, kids. Everyone used the bathroom?”
  29. “Foggy make good poopies!”
  30. >Mommy smiles at you. You're really happy.
  31. >Your friends waddle over to the litter box.
  32. >They all try to get in at once, but it's not big enough.
  33. >”Move, nee' make good poopies!”
  34. >”Wait your turn, Oliver.”
  35. >Oliver is a greenish fluffy with wingies. He's the biggest and strongest.
  36. >Mommy, though, is the smartest.
  37. >She always knows how fluffies should do things.
  38. >Once everyone has made good poopies, you all follow mommy to the nummies place.
  39. >The floor here is shiny and slippery.
  40. >You nudge your friends around on it.
  41. >They squeal while mommy uses the hot thing to make mommy nummies.
  42. >”Mommy, wan' sgettis!”
  43. >The pretty white fluffy with no head-thing or wingies always wants sgettis.
  44. >”Spaghetti is for dinner, Snowflake. This is breakfast.”
  45. >”Wha bekfas'?”
  46. “Bekfas' mean wake up nummies!”
  47. >Mommy smiles at you again. “You're such a smart guy, Foggy.”
  48. >You jump around!
  49. “Foggy smawty! Foggy smawty!”
  50. >You all crowd around the big bowl with the nummies.
  51. >Mommy calls these oats.
  52. >They're not as good as sgettis, but still pretty good.
  53. >Once you're done, mommy takes you all back to the soft floor room.
  54. >This makes you sad, because you know she's getting ready to leave for a while.
  55. >She comes in one more time and gives you each a really good nummie.
  56. >”I'll be back tonight. Be good, okay?”
  57. >”Okay! Miss mommy!”
  58. “Bye Mommy! Foggy miss you!”
  59. >She pets you all and leaves again.
  60. >Now you're sad.
  61. “Whewe mommy go...miss mommy...”
  62. >Everyone else is sad too, so you give them huggies.
  63. >Huggies leads to playing.
  64. >You play blocks with Oliver, while Snowflake and the blue fluffy with the head-thing chase each other.
  65. >You can never remember the blue fluffy's name, it's long and hard to say.
  66. >The red fluffy who has wingies too is sleepy, so she takes nappies.
  67. >You can't remember her name either.
  68. >The shiny bright goes away until the room becomes dark and kind of scary.
  69. >It's okay, because you remember that this means mommy will be home soon.
  70. >”Dawk scawy! No wan' dawk!”
  71. >The red wingie fluffy really doesn't like the dark.
  72. >Mommy had to bring her a little shiny bright that comes on when sleepies time is here.
  73. >When it's almost completely dark, you all hug her to make her feel better.
  74. “No be scawed, mommy be hewe soon!”
  75. >A few minutes later, you hear the rumble noise.
  76. >Soon, the swingy thing opens and the shiny bright above comes on.
  77. “Mommy!”
  78. >”Have you been good while I've been at work?”
  79. >”Fwuffies good fwuffies!”
  80. >Everyone runs over to mommy and tackles her leggies.
  81. >”Owwies, mommy's leggies huwt Snowfwake!”
  82. >Mommy picks her up and hugs her.
  83. >”I told you to be careful when I'm wearing my boots. Come on, let's go eat.”
  84. >You follow mommy to the nummies place again, sliding around on the floor.
  85. >”Uh oh, nee' make poopies!” Oliver yells. He runs back to the soft floor room.
  86. >”Chase! Wike chase game!” the blue girl fluffy yells.
  87. >”Nuuuu! No chase Oweeva! Nee' poopies!”
  88. >Mommy laughs as they run out of sight.
  89. >While mommy waits on the hot thing, she goes into the big window room where the shiny box is.
  90. >She sits down on the long soft.
  91. >You leave Snowflake and the red wingie friend to their hugging and follow her.
  92. >Something seems wrong.
  93. “Mommy okay?”
  94. >You raise up on the black part of her leggies and stare.
  95. >She picks you up and puts her beside you.
  96. >”There was a bad fluffy at work today.”
  97. >You puff your cheeks!
  98. “Bad fwuffy huwt mommy?!”
  99. >Snowflake and red run in when they hear you.
  100. >”Mommy huwt?! No huwt mommy!” red yells.
  101. >She picks them up too. You all hug mommy's tummy together.
  102. >”He didn't hurt me, just made me sad. He tried to bite me, but I'm okay.”
  103. >Everyone puffs their cheeks. You make your cheeks even puffier. It kind of hurts.
  104. “No huwt mommy! Bad fwuffy nee' sowwy-stick!”
  105. >Mommy pets all of you.
  106. >”He needs an example.”
  107. “Wha zampwe?”
  108. >Mommy smiles at you. “An example is something you use to teach things.”
  109. >”Teach bad fwuffies be good fwuffies?” Snowflake asks.
  110. >”That's right. You could come with me and we'd teach 'em.”
  111. “Wan' go! Wan' go! Wan' be zampwe!”
  112. >Everyone leans up on mommy, begging to go.
  113. >Oliver and blue come back, they start begging too because everyone else is.
  114. >”You can't all go, you know.”
  115. “Wan' zampwe bad fwuffies! Foggy teach be good fwuffies!”
  116. >Mommy pets you again.
  117. >”You're still little, Foggy. The bad fluffy might hurt you.”
  118. “N-no wan' owwies...”
  119. >”Snowfwake be zampwe! Snowfwake big fwuffy, no be huwt!”
  120. >”Okay then, tomorrow you can go with me.”
  121. >Snowflake is the happiest.
  122. >She jumps down and runs around chanting 'zampwe'.
  123. >After dark nummies time, mommy puts you back in the soft floor room and says good night.
  124. >You all fall asleep in a big pile.
  125. >”Be bes' zampwe...” Snowflake whispers in her sleep.
  126. >When the shiny bright comes, mommy comes in.
  127. >The shiny things in her ears glitter. Her yellow fluff is really, really yellow.
  128. >You have wake up nummies with her like usual.
  129. >Everyone goes back to the soft floor room, but mommy carries Snowflake this time.
  130. >”You all be good while we're gone, okay?”
  131. >”Okay mommy! Miss mommy an' Snowfwake!”
  132. >She leaves. While Oliver and red play ball, and blue stacks blocks, you pout in your big bed.
  133. >You wanted to be the example.
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