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A Bothersome Lonely Rolling Star

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  1. [22:02:14] <@castfromhp> Toward the hills! Plateaus! Whatever. You find the same bits of debris scattered about as you proceed, even some from the truck all this way, smashed deep into the ground. Huh, that's odd.
  2. [22:05:17] <Aki> The camera more or less follows the trail, pictures of the mess coming out as Aki advances. "So this is where the truck was taken off to... Most unusual," she comments as she keeps watch of the mess. Hopefully, minus any distractions she should reach the target before the snow eats up the trail.
  3. [22:05:39] <@castfromhp> As long as you keep digging, the trail keeps presenting. Well, multiiple trails. Some of them lead to the plateau.
  4. [22:06:35] <Aki> And the ones that don't... ?
  5. [22:07:02] * Akilina (6c153653@sux-D7D2E6A7.mibbit.com) has joined #pochinokhills
  6. [22:07:09] * Aki (Botherer@sux-DD2124CF.nycmny.fios.verizon.net) Quit (Quit: Aki)
  7. [22:07:14] <@castfromhp> The Plateaus of Mordovia are steep and tall. The ones that don't lead to the lake and forest you silly. Anyway, you are greeted by stark steep cliffs leading upwards. There's a small dirt trail that leads up one of the shallower sides of this hilly area.
  8. [22:08:33] <Akilina> ... Oh. Right. Aki knew that.
  9. [22:09:47] <Akilina> This seems as good a time as any to let loose the silver devil. The Aron pops out of the ball, mostly to keep Aki company as she begins to ascend this wall of 'fuck.' ... Who sends a woman to go climb a small mountain, anyways?
  10. [22:10:20] <@castfromhp> it's not THAT bad you wuss. As you start to scale this place...perception check.
  11. [22:10:49] <Akilina> 2d10+5 I know, but when isn't colorful side commentary useful?
  12. [22:10:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, I know, but when isn't colorful side commentary useful?: 15 [2d10=5,5]
  13. [22:10:58] <Akilina> appreciated, even?
  14. [22:13:14] <@castfromhp> You peek your head over the edge of the cliff and you see a huge gaping hole in the side of a cliff. It looks like something smashed it in. There are bits of smashed TM syringes, pokeballs, and other vaguely man-made looking things scattered around the edge.
  15. [22:13:23] <@castfromhp> A telephone pole lays collapsed across the entrance.
  16. [22:13:29] <@castfromhp> They don't make telephone poles all the way up here in the hills.
  17. [22:16:07] <Akilina> *Click*! Holy crap, that's a giant mess of everything! "It seems whatever attacked Comrade Mishin's truck has made itself at home here..." Can she get UP to the hole?
  18. [22:16:30] <@castfromhp> You can certainly make your way there, yes.
  19. [22:18:09] <Akilina> "Come, Bullet, we have much to explore!" She bends down to give her little hyperactive wrecking ball some affection and attention before making her way up to that hole smashed into the side of a cliff. Disaster incoming? ... Disaster incoming.
  20. [22:18:22] <@castfromhp> As you get closer, you see an identical hole, further off to the side also on that cliff.
  21. [22:18:36] <@castfromhp> Inside this hole, it's dark. Very difficult to see.
  22. [22:18:38] <@castfromhp> Perception.
  23. [22:18:59] <Akilina> 2d10+5 Knew we shoulda bought the shiny flashbulb.
  24. [22:18:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Knew we shoulda bought the shiny flashbulb.: 16 [2d10=3,8]
  25. [22:19:36] <@castfromhp> Two things catch your eye as you enter. The first is what appears to be a large black...crystal you think? hanging from the ceiling down to the ground as you enter.
  26. [22:19:55] <@castfromhp> The second is a blanket covering some irregular form over in the corner of the cave, behind the crystal.
  27. [22:21:54] <Akilina> Well, the black crystal's definitely interesting, but a lump under a blanket? "... Comrade Ilya? Is that you?" She calls out to the lump, approaching it.
  28. [22:22:42] <@castfromhp> The crystal shakes slightly at the sound of your voice. "N-no, s-stay away. I don't want to be devoured..." A quiet voice calls out from the blanket.
  29. [22:26:22] <Akilina> "Devoured? I would do no such thing. I have come with others to rescue you!" Aki at least picks up on his being quiet when saying that as a sign that he's frightened, so she too lowers her voice when she speaks.
  30. [22:27:32] <@castfromhp> "N-no, no...it is coming...it is coming again...no no no..."
  31. [22:29:16] <Akilina> Okay, he's freaking the fuck out. This is NOT good. Akilina books it over to him, dropping to one knee and doing what she can to calm him down a bit. "Coming? Tell me, what is it that is coming?"
  32. [22:30:21] <@castfromhp> Roll stealth
  33. [22:31:04] <Akilina> 2d10+5
  34. [22:31:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, 2d10+5: 14 [2d10=6,3]
  35. [22:32:40] <@castfromhp> You manage to get to him without disturbing the large black "crystal". Which, as you now notice, is actually HUGE conglomerate of zubats huddled together with a thin layer of ice encasing them.
  36. [22:33:18] <@castfromhp> You rush over and the first thing you see is a set of glimmering dog tags marked "Comrade Artyom Denikin". Not your man, it seems.
  37. [22:36:07] <Akilina> No matter, all Comrades must be helped in their time of need! "... My word, that is a lot of Zubat." She reads the tag again. "Comrade Artyom, how long have you been in this cave?"
  38. [22:36:29] <Akilina> ... This she HAS to take a picture, of though.
  39. [22:36:39] <@castfromhp> "Two days. I am afraid to leave. It will come for me..."
  40. [22:36:41] <@castfromhp> Roll perception
  41. [22:36:42] <Akilina> 2d10+5 SNAP! goes the Zubat!
  42. [22:36:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, SNAP! goes the Zubat!: 21 [2d10=6,10]
  43. [22:37:11] <Akilina> 2d10+5 and now for the one that's actually related to the called check.
  44. [22:37:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, and now for the one that's actually related to the called check.: 9 [2d10=1,3]
  45. [22:37:23] <Akilina> ... Okay yeah, Prob Control.
  46. [22:37:24] <Akilina> 2d10+5
  47. [22:37:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, 2d10+5: 23 [2d10=10,8]
  48. [22:37:34] <@castfromhp> There is a rumbling from the distance.
  49. [22:37:49] <Akilina> Inwards or outwards in the cave?
  50. [22:37:50] <@castfromhp> It's drawing closer to the cave and the plateaus.
  51. [22:37:53] <@castfromhp> From outside.
  52. [22:37:56] <@castfromhp> Off to the east.
  53. [22:39:39] <Akilina> "... Something draws near. I fear if we don't move now, we may not have chance later!"
  54. [22:41:05] <@castfromhp> Artyom backs up and pulls at his face. "No no no noooooooooooooo it's coming."
  55. [22:41:21] <@castfromhp> "Great glorious motherland deliver me from this horrid fate!"
  56. [22:43:52] <@castfromhp> The rumbling is getting closer.
  57. [22:45:05] <Akilina> Oh, good. He's paralyzed with fear! Excellent! She goes from gentle patpat to firm grasp upon his shoulders with both her hands. A slight pause to think comes before she speaks. "Listen, Comrade. Your Motherland would not send you out into vast Sinnovian wilderness if she did not think you strong enough to survive. You will be strong. And you WILL survive!"
  58. [22:47:44] <@castfromhp> He doesn't resist, just keeps muttering "no no no no no no" under his breath and clawing at his face.
  59. [22:50:43] <@castfromhp> Rumbling is getting a LOT closer.
  60. [22:50:45] <@castfromhp> What do?
  61. [22:50:59] * Akilina sighs. "Please, Comrade... You have glorious Motherland awaiting your return! You have your family awaiting your return! Do you wish to let them down?"
  62. [22:51:26] <Akilina> She's... Still going for 'get him to be less useless so that he doesn't get the both of them "eaten".'
  63. [22:52:46] <@castfromhp> A large shadow passes over the entrance of the cave. Roll acrobatics or athletics, whichever is higher.
  64. [22:53:15] <Akilina> 2d10+2 Yaaaay, getting eaten is FUN.
  65. [22:53:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Yaaaay, getting eaten is FUN.: 12 [2d10=1,9]
  66. [22:54:40] <@castfromhp> NOT QUITE high enough. A huge sphere of debris BARRELS into the cave - telephone poles, bits of truck and boat, trees, etc in a large sphere. It swallows you and Artyom up and carries you out of the cave, smashing a larger hole as it goes.
  67. [22:54:56] <@castfromhp> I'd ask you to join #inthekatamari, but I don't think I need that channel for just one person. :>
  68. [22:55:28] <Akilina> Will it be needed later?
  69. [22:55:40] <@castfromhp> If others are unfortunate enough to meet your fate. :D For now no.
  70. [22:55:53] <Akilina> Too bad, let's do it anyways!
  71. [22:55:57] <@castfromhp> You find yourself in a huge mass of...stuff. That's the best way to put it.
  72. [22:56:08] <@castfromhp> !dm9001 join #inthekatamari
  73. [22:56:03] <castfromhp> Fine.
  74. [22:56:08] * DiceMaid-9001 (DiceMaid-9@sux-EADD5C74) has joined #inthekatamari
  75. [22:56:47] <@Akilina> ... Hold on, what's the thingy to give op?
  76. [22:56:53] <@Akilina> There's no one-click thingy in Mibbit.
  77. [22:58:42] <@Akilina> ... But yeah, being in a katamari. It sucks! Aki's totally taken by surprise when she gets nommed up whole by a giant fucking Katamari! ... Can she at least maneuver through this giant mess?
  78. [22:59:32] <castfromhp> You can! Athletics plz. And give me a perception.
  79. [22:59:51] <@Akilina> 2d10+5 Perception;2d10+2 Athletics
  80. [22:59:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Perception: 15 [2d10=1,9]; Athletics: 15 [2d10=9,4]
  81. [23:01:57] <castfromhp> You see...A block of ice containing two terrified looking men, their faces frozen in angst, sitting in the Katamari. They are hugging each other and clutching fishing poles.
  82. [23:02:25] <@Akilina> Like, frozen dead frozen? Just to clarify.
  83. [23:03:23] <@Akilina> Either way, *SNAP* 'cause THEY'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS.
  84. [23:05:21] <castfromhp> Not frozen dead.
  85. [23:05:25] <castfromhp> Well, you don't think.
  86. [23:05:33] <castfromhp> It's SOVIET SINNOH YOU ARE ALL STRONGER THAN TO DIE BY ICE.
  87. [23:06:03] * KujiUn (Kotodes@93D3A8D3.60ECF9E2.E096B1A4.IP) has joined #inthekatamari
  88. [23:06:06] * KujiUn is now known as Stali
  89. [23:06:28] <@Akilina> (This works out PERFECTLY!)
  90. [23:06:30] <castfromhp> You see Stali as well.
  91. [23:06:33] <castfromhp> :P
  92. [23:06:48] <@Akilina> (Also, told you we should use this channel.)
  93. [23:07:20] <Stali> "What this thing! Why I roll up!"
  94. [23:07:54] * Stali flails his limbs around
  95. [23:08:23] <@Akilina> "... Those must be the brothers!" she exclaims before taking the photo. And then BIG STRONG SOVIET MAN ROLLING AROUND IN KATAMARI. "Are you alright, Comrades?" This one goes out to... Well, to all FOUR of the other men flailing about in the Katamari.
  96. [23:08:39] <castfromhp> The frozen men don't respond. They're kind of frozen.
  97. [23:08:52] <castfromhp> Oh Stali [23:01:57] <castfromhp> You see...A block of ice containing two terrified looking men, their faces frozen in angst, sitting in the Katamari. They are hugging each other and clutching fishing poles.
  98. [23:09:34] <Stali> "Fishing men fish, get roll up! Ball go everywhere!"
  99. [23:09:52] * Stali still flails, trying to get out!
  100. [23:11:39] * @Akilina struggles through the Katamari, making her way to Stali if the... thing... permits her. "Were you also sent to search for missing Comrades?"
  101. [23:12:25] <castfromhp> (no you weren't)
  102. [23:12:29] <Stali> "Missing comrades? Get stuck in ball out of nowhere!"
  103. [23:14:36] <@Akilina> "Name is Akilina. Was sent by Motherland to search for missing Comrades Mishin, Ilya, and <whatever the fuck the other two brothers' name(s) were>!" She points over to the big, frozen block of ice with the screamylooking men. "Believe them to be missing Comrades! And you are...?"
  104. [23:15:03] <@Akilina> Because the first thing you do when consumed in a giant rolling ball of death with a hysteric crybaby and two frozen dudes is to give a proper introduction.
  105. [23:15:13] <@Akilina> Obviously.
  106. [23:15:35] <castfromhp> (Golovin brothers)
  107. [23:15:46] * Stali still flails around, trying to get out. When he fails, "Stali Svarshchika."
  108. [23:17:03] <castfromhp> You can push some of the debris around you. Seems like you'll have to make a more directed effort if you want to get OUT though.
  109. [23:17:53] * Stali pushes. "You know way get out?"
  110. [23:18:36] <@Akilina> "Would be greater pleasure to meet you, Comrade, were we not trapped in giant rolling ball of truck and wreck and the like." She looks over Stali. "You are strong man, no? Think you can help free Golovin brothers? Soviet Sinnoh men are strong, but only the Motherland knows how long they've been trapped in giant block of ice." Aki shakes her head. "Have just
  111. [23:18:50] <@Akilina> been claimed by ball myself. Have not yet tried escape."
  112. [23:20:31] * Stali looks to the men, and tries to grab hold of one edge, corner, something. "You help, ya? Pull block together."
  113. [23:21:24] <@Akilina> "Of course I help! Bullet help, too! ... If Bullet here, that is." She looks around for her shiny, little wrecking ball to see if it, too, got swept up in the mosnter.
  114. [23:21:26] <@Akilina> monster**
  115. [23:21:45] <castfromhp> YUP it did
  116. [23:21:52] <castfromhp> Pokemon and trainer together in this ball of fuck
  117. [23:22:13] <@Akilina> He's probably having a goddamned field day rolling around in this thing, at that!
  118. [23:22:53] <Stali> "My Pokemon not pull, four leg." He grabs hold as tightly as he can. "Ready?"
  119. [23:23:02] <castfromhp> Yup. He rolls around and bumps into what looks like a giant cooler.
  120. [23:23:49] <@Akilina> "If it cannot pull, then it can push with Bullet! Bullet, bring yourself here and make helpful!"
  121. [23:24:38] <@Akilina> She'll join Stali in pulling, then, if that's what he was suggesting.
  122. [23:25:00] <Stali> "Right. One, two, three!"
  123. [23:26:47] <castfromhp> Brawling or Athletics.
  124. [23:26:51] <castfromhp> What exactly are you trying to do?
  125. [23:27:07] <@Akilina> ... You know... What ARE we trying to do?
  126. [23:27:26] <Stali> Pull the iced guys out, right?
  127. [23:27:36] <castfromhp> You mean push them out of the Katamari?
  128. [23:27:43] <@Akilina> 2d10-1 Yeah... Out of the Katamari. ... This wasn't a very good idea, was it?
  129. [23:27:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Yeah... Out of the Katamari. ... This wasn't a very good idea, was it?: 8 [2d10=2,7]
  130. [23:27:45] <Stali> Oh, push.
  131. [23:27:56] <Stali> 2d10+6 WEE
  132. [23:27:57] <@Akilina> Push, pull, same shit really.
  133. [23:27:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Stali, WEE: 17 [2d10=2,9]
  134. [23:30:59] <castfromhp> You push and shove and heave and WHUMP the block of ice falls out along with a small cooler. Do you want to attempt to jump out before the hole closes up, or stay in here?
  135. [23:31:10] <castfromhp> Acrobatics for the former, perception for the latter.
  136. [23:31:53] <Stali> 2d10-1 god I'm going to regret this but JUMP
  137. [23:31:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Stali, god I'm going to regret this but JUMP: 19 [2d10=10,10]
  138. [23:32:02] <Stali> (...CRIT)
  139. [23:32:05] <@Akilina> "You wish out? Comrade Artyom still remains, and--" ... Well, that answers THAT.
  140. [23:32:39] <castfromhp> Stali join #pochinokadventures and describe yourself falling out of the Katamari
  141. [23:32:56] * Stali (Kotodes@93D3A8D3.60ECF9E2.E096B1A4.IP) has left #inthekatamari (cEzYA hymmnos)
  142. [23:33:04] <@Akilina> 2d10+5 PERCEPTION!
  143. [23:33:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, PERCEPTION!: 14 [2d10=6,3]
  144. [23:34:41] <@Akilina> Oh, right.
  145. [23:34:54] <castfromhp> Looking around as the Katamari shifts, you see...an entire hermit shack, and half of a military truck, also lodged in there. Along with a big yellow fluff ball.
  146. [23:34:57] <@Akilina> *SNAP* Of the brave idiot jump from the Katamari
  147. [23:35:24] <@Akilina> ... God, this is gonna be a fuck-all hilarious report to send back home.
  148. [23:36:59] <@Akilina> And of the innards of the Katamari, too! "... This becomes more interest with each passing minute!" She swims over to THAT mess... Are they all relatively local to one another?
  149. Session Close: Tue Nov 06 23:37:48 2012
  150.  
  151. Session Start: Tue Nov 06 23:37:48 2012
  152. Session Ident: #inthekatamari
  153. [23:37:48] * Disconnected
  154. [23:56:09] * Attempting to rejoin channel #inthekatamari
  155. [23:56:10] * Rejoined channel #inthekatamari
  156. [23:57:07] * Botherer (6c153653@sux-775C1CDB.mibbit.com) has joined #inthekatamari
  157. [23:58:36] <Botherer> Did ANYTHING I say got through?
  158. [23:58:39] * Botherer is now known as Akilina
  159. [23:59:01] <castfromhp> 23:36:59] <@Akilina> And of the innards of the Katamari, too! "... This becomes more interest with each passing minute!" She swims over to THAT mess... Are they all relatively local to one another?
  160. [23:59:03] <castfromhp> That was the last
  161. [23:59:42] <Akilina> 05:37:43: <Akilina> She also calls over to Arty. "Comrade Artyom, you still live! Please come to me!" 05:38:06: <Akilina> ... Not that this'll get him to move, 'cause he's been complete babby the whole time... 05:41:03: <Akilina> ... If they're not local, she'll probably pass by the hermit shack first, then the fluffy ball before finally getting to the truck.
  162. Session Time: Wed Nov 07 00:00:00 2012
  163. [00:00:03] <castfromhp> HE IS SO BABBY. They're all pretty far apart actually.
  164. [00:00:11] <castfromhp> Roll athletics as you try to get to the hermit shack
  165. [00:00:39] <Akilina> 2d10-1 Stupid... THING!
  166. [00:00:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Stupid... THING!: 8 [2d10=8,1]
  167. [00:01:07] <castfromhp> 2d6+8 damage as debris falls on you and crushes you on the way
  168. [00:01:08] <DiceMaid-9001> castfromhp, damage as debris falls on you and crushes you on the way: 13 [2d6=3,2]
  169. [00:01:15] <castfromhp> You manage to make it to the hermit shack though.
  170. [00:01:39] <castfromhp> It looks to be in pretty much perfect condition.
  171. [00:01:42] <Akilina> Physical?
  172. [00:01:49] <castfromhp> Yeah physical.
  173. [00:02:13] <Akilina> With PC expenditures, that brings a grumbling Aki to... 34/48!
  174. [00:04:55] <Akilina> "... How unusual... Still perfect as if never left solid ground!" *SNAP* She knocks on the door once she gets there.
  175. [00:06:34] * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as RichterBelmont
  176. [00:06:59] * RichterBelmont is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  177. [00:07:03] <Akilina> ... Hard. Because, you know, this thing might kill the sound.
  178. [00:07:25] <castfromhp> "Yesssss?"
  179. [00:08:52] <Akilina> ... Should I be expecting what I THINK I should be expecting in that this guy doesn't even fucking realize he's in a giant-ass katamari? 'cause if I should be, I will be waaay amused. ... And why was knocking even the first response? "Are you alright, Comrade?"
  180. [00:09:26] <castfromhp> "Yesssssss, am fiiiiiine, making strong herb for make great war against dirty capitalistsssssss."
  181. [00:11:23] <Akilina> ... Yep. Botherer is headkeyboarding SO hard right now. "May I come in a moment? Is not... Best weather outside." Snowy with a chance of 'getting whapped in the head REAL hard by random flying objects embedded inside a giant rolling Katamari. What a lovely forecast!
  182. [00:11:53] <castfromhp> "Of couuurrrssseeeeeee. I usually am have mooooore visitors. This weeeeeek must be sloooooowwww."
  183. [00:13:31] <Akilina> "Many thanks, Comrade!" She steps inside, and makes certain to close the door before it, like... Flies away or some shit.
  184. [00:13:37] <Akilina> Or gets taken off by something.
  185. [00:15:54] <castfromhp> Inside is a young man, dressed up in officers' finery and stooped over what looks like an alchemy kit would be in stereotypical Soviet Russia. So it's horrifying. Rusty pipes and shit, lots of weird containers, all duct-taped together.
  186. [00:17:07] <Akilina> Aki looks like hell, if it matters to this guy. Her hair looks like it went through a tornado, and she may or may not be getting half-choked by her camera's giant bulky metal chain necklace.
  187. [00:17:25] <castfromhp> He doesn't really notice.
  188. [00:17:29] <castfromhp> You don't think he notices anything.
  189. [00:17:30] <castfromhp> Ever.
  190. [00:17:48] <castfromhp> He continues at his work, shoving herbs together, mashing them, straining weird liquids into a flask, etc.
  191. [00:17:56] <castfromhp> Once in a while he reaches over and takes a big gulp of vodka.
  192. [00:18:00] <castfromhp> "You want drinkkk?"
  193. [00:19:10] * Akilina nods, struggling to fix herself up to be somewhat more presentable... If he were to even notice, that is. "Would be much appreciated! Do you mind if ask what you are doing here?"
  194. [00:20:00] <castfromhp> "Is home. Making medicine." He offers you the vodka.
  195. [00:21:42] <Akilina> She gladly takes a sip. Today has been WEIRD. "You say you have visitors usually, no? Do you do business from home?"
  196. [00:22:35] <castfromhp> He nods. "Of couuurrrseeee. Fungus live on plateau. Easier to make medicine where fungus is."
  197. [00:23:30] <Akilina> "... And when have you last left home for more ingredients to make medicine?"
  198. [00:24:25] <castfromhp> He shrugs and gestures to a box at his feet. He opens it and reveals a large stash of various herbs and mushrooms.
  199. [00:26:28] <Akilina> "Comrade, have you looked outside window as of late? If not, I strongly recommend doing so."
  200. [00:28:37] <Akilina> ... This guy has no windows, does he?
  201. [00:29:14] <castfromhp> He opens the shutters to his window and...a ball of snow falls in. It's rather large, the size of your torso or so.
  202. [00:29:28] <castfromhp> "Oh, is just blizzard making mess."
  203. [00:29:32] <castfromhp> The snowball shakes and trembles.
  204. [00:30:56] <Akilina> "Is much more than blizzard making mess! Ball of mess roll around lots, and take your house inside it! We roll lots around the Motherland as we speak, and--" ... Poke, poke. Poking the snowball.
  205. [00:31:29] <castfromhp> It shakes more and all the snow falls away, revealing one very chilled, very angry poliwag. Speeds!
  206. [00:31:56] <Akilina> "Ball of snow do not have Poliwag normal!" Speed 15! Bullet 11!
  207. [00:32:17] * castfromhp changes topic to 'Akilina 15 > Poliwag 13 > Bullet 11'
  208. [00:33:19] <castfromhp> Gogogo
  209. [00:34:49] <Akilina> "Comrade, this may not be best time, but have you seen man who go by name of Mishin or Ilya?" She takes aim at the Poliwag with the camera, aaand...
  210. [00:35:04] <castfromhp> "Name is Ilyaaaaa"
  211. [00:35:08] <Akilina> 1d20+2 How the fuck this even works, I don't know, but CONFUSION! Warper, Go, Go, Go!
  212. [00:35:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, How the fuck this even works, I don't know, but CONFUSION! Warper, Go, Go, Go!: 3 [1d20=1]
  213. [00:35:19] <castfromhp> womp womp 1 always misses
  214. [00:35:27] <castfromhp> The poliwag blows bubbles at Bullet
  215. [00:35:28] <castfromhp> 1d20
  216. [00:35:29] <DiceMaid-9001> castfromhp, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  217. [00:35:45] <castfromhp> 1d8+5+12 water damage
  218. [00:35:47] <DiceMaid-9001> castfromhp, water damage: 20 [1d8=3]
  219. [00:36:06] <Akilina> Sturdy activates! 'cause goddamnit that hurts ;_; 1 Injury gotten!
  220. [00:37:51] <castfromhp> Bullet!
  221. [00:37:53] <Akilina> Bullet is not a happy... Thing... He chaaaarges at the Poli!
  222. [00:37:57] <Akilina> 1d20 Headbutt!
  223. [00:37:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Headbutt!: 11 [1d20=11]
  224. [00:37:59] <castfromhp> hits
  225. [00:38:18] <Akilina> 2d6+23 Physical damage!
  226. [00:38:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Physical damage!: 26 [2d6=2,1]
  227. [00:38:46] <castfromhp> It wobbles but is still up.
  228. [00:39:00] <castfromhp> It staaaaares at Bullet
  229. [00:39:01] <castfromhp> 1d20 hypnosis
  230. [00:39:02] <DiceMaid-9001> castfromhp, hypnosis: 14 [1d20=14]
  231. [00:39:08] <castfromhp> er wait
  232. [00:39:10] <castfromhp> your turn
  233. [00:39:11] <castfromhp> whoops
  234. [00:39:11] <castfromhp> :V
  235. [00:40:08] <Akilina> Hold that in case failure happens again. "Do you not see? Normal blizzard drops not this nonsense in house!"
  236. [00:40:22] <Akilina> She tries to bop the Poliwag over the head with her camera.
  237. [00:40:24] <Akilina> 1d20 Pound!
  238. [00:40:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Pound!: 19 [1d20=19]
  239. [00:40:42] <Akilina> 1d8+9 ... Shoulda went with Confusion instead, huh?
  240. [00:40:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, ... Shoulda went with Confusion instead, huh?: 14 [1d8=5]
  241. [00:41:08] <castfromhp> It scoffs at your attack and does the hypnosis as above.
  242. [00:41:38] <Akilina> 1d20 Wake up, Bullet!
  243. [00:41:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Wake up, Bullet!: 14 [1d20=14]
  244. [00:42:48] <castfromhp> Nope
  245. [00:42:49] <Akilina> Aaand it comes back to Aki again, doesn't it? Moving in front of Bullet, she shoves a spicy chili pickle down his throat.
  246. [00:42:54] <Akilina> Awakening!
  247. [00:43:01] <castfromhp> It blows bubbles at you
  248. [00:43:02] <castfromhp> 1d20
  249. [00:43:02] <DiceMaid-9001> castfromhp, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  250. [00:43:10] <castfromhp> 1d8+5+12
  251. [00:43:12] <DiceMaid-9001> castfromhp, 1d8+5+12: 23 [1d8=6]
  252. [00:43:31] <castfromhp> The entire room then starts shaking!
  253. [00:43:37] <castfromhp> Roll athletics or acrobatics
  254. [00:43:49] <Akilina> 2d10+2 Burble burble... Wait what now?
  255. [00:43:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Akilina, Burble burble... Wait what now?: 19 [2d10=9,8]
  256. [00:44:13] <Akilina> 21/48, by the way, she is NOT looking too hot.
  257. [00:44:13] <castfromhp> Join #pochinokadventures you are thrown out the window but land on your feet perfectly
  258. [00:44:19] <castfromhp> Describe your grand entrance
  259. [00:46:22] <castfromhp> The poliwag isn't so lucky and is splattered against the wall. Well, not splattered. Knocked out though.
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