Secret Godstuck: Trip

GG: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!
GG: good job trying to break the character limit but you missed a few letters
GG: when are you coming home???
TG: still really
TG: come on jade you gotta stop it with the dog time thing
TG: get on human time
TG: no need to ask me every day
GG: i want to though!
GG: i miss you!
TG: trust me i miss you too
GG: sooooo
GG: where are you?
TG: ice ages
TG: trying to resurrect ray romano and what was it
TG: was it like queen latifah who played the girlmammoth in the second one
GG: i never saw those films...
TG: count your blessings
GG: oh dont worry ive had to sit through cars 2 several times!
TG: so have i
TG: we suffer together jade
TG: but i have to manage these mammoths now
GG: mammoths?
GG: i swear we had something to do with mammoths before
TG: well jade when you were pregnant its all you wanted to eat
TG: it was either that or saturn but nasa would have complained
TG: and we decided between mammoths and nasa we liked nasa more
GG: oh yeah!
GG: i loved mammoth
TG: you wouldnt want to eat a mammoth if i wasnt able to get a mammoth
TG: why couldnt you have just been satisfied with a normal elephant or something
TG: see thats why im back here jade
TG: your loneliness is self inflicted
GG: :(
GG: its not like i wiped them out or anything you big baby!
TG: jade you did
GG: oh...
GG: neat! :P
TG: thats why im back here
TG: trying to get giant hairy elephants to fuck enough times so that the timeline is preserved
TG: youd be thrilled since im probably living the furry dream
TG: watching animals fuck for science
GG: hey we agreed only i can do things for science!
TG: woah no
TG: okay we are both science here
TG: that is a given
TG: i bring the
TG: whatever i do
TG: and you bring the nuclear engineering and physics
TG: we walk down the street with our science and people will be like
TG: its mr and mrs science
TG: and not try and saying anything relating to like math and shit
TG: because they know they arent nearly as science as we are
GG: hehe
GG: our house should be all scienced up too!
TG: damn right
TG: a million buttons that do nothing
TG: then a ghost possesses it because we made it on an indian burial ground and we remake a shitty horror movie
GG: pff were the science couple we know ghosts arent real!
TG: yeah but they are
GG: okay but then the ghost cant do anything to the house because its an old man ghost and it thinks technology is scary!
GG: so it keeps writing on the wall about how it cant figure out the wifi!
TG: you sound familiar with this
GG: grandpa thought a router was something you did to a toilet...
GG: it was weird you give him an arc reactor and hed be great!
GG: but he could never figure out how to open a laptop
TG: eh selective aptitude
TG: its like how the kids seem really good at finding new ways to try and kill themselves but not realizing what they can and cant stick in their little mouths
GG: :(
TG: oh fuck shouldnt have said that
TG: ill be coming home soon jade really
TG: ring the doorbell and be covered in puppies like im some sort of dogship thats been out on the dogsea for more than five god damn minutes and theyre barnacles
GG: you sure you cant come home a few days early?
TG: nope got mammoths sex to watch
GG: please?
TG: sorry
GG: pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaase?
GG: .n.
TG: jade what is that
GG: ono
TG: are you seriously trying to do puppydog eyes via text
GG: OnO
GG: ()n()
TG: okay fine you win
TG: just stop before you make a pair of ascii breasts
GG: <3
GG: dont worry!
GG: youll still fulfill your furry sex quota!
GG: ;)
TG: that was way less enticing than you think
GG: oh please you liked it you big whiner!