CS:GO - Trashtalk Bind

alias "trashtalker" "trashtalk1"
alias "trashtalk1" "say good luck having fun; alias trashtalker trashtalk2"
alias "trashtalk2" "say WOW! imagine if your parents weren't siblings.; alias trashtalker trashtalk3"
alias "trashtalk3" "say I PLAY WITH A RACING WHEEL; alias trashtalker trashtalk4"
alias "trashtalk4" "say CS:GO is too hard for you m8 maybe consider a game that requires less skill, like idk.... solitaire; alias trashtalker trashtalk5"
alias "trashtalk5" "say Bro you couldn't hit an elephant in the ass with a shotgun with aim like that; alias trashtalker trashtalk6"
alias "trashtalk6" "say You're the human equivalent of a participation award.; alias trashtalker trashtalk7"
alias "trashtalk7" "say server cvar 'sv_rekt' changed to 1.; alias trashtalker trashtalk8"
alias "trashtalk8" "say Was that your spray on the wall or are you just happy to see me?; alias trashtalker trashtalk9"
alias "trashtalk9" "say Oops, I must have chosen easy bots by accident; alias trashtalker trashtalk10"
alias "trashtalk10" "say Is this casual?? I have 16k..; alias trashtalker trashtalk11"
alias "trashtalk11" "say I thought I already finished chemistry.. So much NaCl around here..; alias trashtalker trashtalk12"
alias "trashtalk12" "say Did you know that csgo is free to uninstall?; alias trashtalker trashtalk13"
alias "trashtalk13" "say Even Noah can't carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk14"
alias "trashtalk14" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk15"
alias "trashtalk15" "say How much did you tag that wall for??; alias trashtalker trashtalk16"
alias "trashtalk16" "say I thought I put bots on hard, why are they on easy?; alias trashtalker trashtalk17"
alias "trashtalk17" "say Who are you sponsored by? Parkinson's?; alias trashtalker trashtalk18"
alias "trashtalk18" "say How did you change your difficulty settings? My CS:GO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk19"
alias "trashtalk19" "say Nice $4750 decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk20"
alias "trashtalk20" "say If I were to commit suicide, I would jump from your ego to your elo.; alias trashtalker trashtalk21"
alias "trashtalk21" "say Is your monitor on; alias trashtalker trashtalk22"
alias "trashtalk22" "say idk if u know but it's mouse1 to shoot; alias trashtalker trashtalk23"
alias "trashtalk23" "say you guys buy accounts on ebay??; alias trashtalker trashtalk24"
alias "trashtalk24" "say You have the reaction time of a dead puppy.; alias trashtalker trashtalk25"
alias "trashtalk25" "say The only thing you carry is an extra chromosome.; alias trashtalker trashtalk26"
alias "trashtalk26" "say How do you change your difficulty settings? My CSGO is stuck on easy; alias trashtalker trashtalk27"
alias "trashtalk27" "say If I wanted to suicide, i'd jump from your ego to your elo; alias trashtalker trashtalk28"
alias "trashtalk28" "say Options -> How To Play; alias trashtalker trashtalk29"
alias "trashtalk29" "say Safest place for us to stand is in front of your gun; alias trashtalker trashtalk30"
alias "trashtalk30" "say is that a decoy, or are you trying to shoot somebody?; alias trashtalker trashtalk31"
alias "trashtalk31" "say I could swallow bullets and shit out a better spray than that; alias trashtalker trashtalk32"
alias "trashtalk32" "say Not even Noah can carry these animals; alias trashtalker trashtalk33"
alias "trashtalk33" "say deranking?; alias trashtalker trashtalk34"
alias "trashtalk34" "say a bad awper = $5k decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk35"
alias "trashtalk35" "say Shut up, I fucked your dad.; alias trashtalker trashtalk36"
alias "trashtalk36" "say How much did you tag that wall for?; alias trashtalker trashtalk37"
alias "trashtalk37" "say You REALLY gotta win those; alias trashtalker trashtalk38"
alias "trashtalk38" "say Buy sound next time; alias trashtalker trashtalk39"
alias "trashtalk39" "say mad cuz bad; alias trashtalker trashtalk40"
alias "trashtalk40" "say You can't even carry groceries in from the car; alias trashtalker trashtalk41"
alias "trashtalk41" "say I kissed your mom last night. Her breath was globally offensive; alias trashtalker trashtalk42"
alias "trashtalk42" "say Dude you're so fat you run out of breath rushing B; alias trashtalker trashtalk43"
alias "trashtalk43" "say Did you learn your spray downs in a bukkake video?; alias trashtalker trashtalk44"
alias "trashtalk44" "say You're almost as salty as the semen dripping from your mum's mouth; alias trashtalker trashtalk45"
alias "trashtalk45" "say Rest in spaghetti never forgetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk46"
alias "trashtalk46" "say Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti; alias trashtalker trashtalk47"
alias "trashtalk47" "say Stop buying an awp you $4750 Decoy; alias trashtalker trashtalk48"
alias "trashtalk48" "say This guy is more toxic than the beaches at Fukushima; alias trashtalker trashtalk49"
alias "trashtalk49" "say Step 1: Git; alias trashtalker trashtalk50"
alias "trashtalk50" "say Step 2: Gud; alias trashtalker trashtalk51"
alias "trashtalk51" "say You guys gunnna kick him yet?; alias trashtalker trashtalk52"
alias "trashtalk52" "say Maybe if you stopped taking loads in the mouth you wouldn't be so salty; alias trashtalker trashtalk53"
alias "trashtalk53" "say You could not pre-fire a marching band full of elephants; alias trashtalker trashtalk54"
alias "trashtalk54" "say You walk like an AI designed by a 10 year old; alias trashtalker trashtalk55"
alias "trashtalk55" "say You only killed me because I ran out of health..; alias trashtalker trashtalk56"
alias "trashtalk56" "say life with parkinson's must be really difficult; alias trashtalker trashtalk57"
alias "trashtalk57" "say You have a reaction time slower than coastal erosion; alias trashtalker trashtalk58"
alias "trashtalk58" "say You look like you have parkinsons you shake and bake fuck-knuckle.; alias trashtalker trashtalk59"
alias "trashtalk59" "say YOU'RE AIMING AT THE FLOOR, BRO!; alias trashtalker trashtalk60"
alias "trashtalk60" "say Like what your mother did to you, can I get a drop?; alias trashtalker trashtalk61"
alias "trashtalk61" "say You awps are like a bad girlfriend: No Head; alias trashtalker trashtalk62"
alias "trashtalk62" "say 'They do not deserve like this, they do not deserve for rekt.' -Pasza; alias trashtalker trashtalk63"
alias "trashtalk63" "say Do you wear a helmet to bed?; alias trashtalker trashtalk64"
alias "trashtalk64" "say go rape ur parents ur bad; alias trashtalker trashtalk65"
alias "trashtalk65" "say Fak u englishman; alias trashtalker trashtalk66"
alias "trashtalk66" "say Sell your computer and buy a Wii; alias trashtalker trashtalk67"
alias "trashtalk67" "say My knife is well-worn, just like your mother; alias trashtalker trashtalk68"
alias "trashtalk68" "say You Polish fuck, Hitler should had killed your family; alias trashtalker trashtalk69"
alias "trashtalk69" "say We may have lost the game, but at the end of the day we, unlike you, are not russians; alias trashtalker trashtalk70"
alias "trashtalk70" "say fucking kurwa pidor engelsman go die in fair cyka blyat; alias trashtalker trashtalk71"
alias "trashtalk71" "say Each time you miss one of my brain cells euthanize; alias trashtalker trashtalk72"
alias "trashtalk72" "say did you also eco?; alias trashtalker trashtalk73"
alias "trashtalk73" "say Holy shit dude, do you play with two hands on the keyboard?; alias trashtalker trashtalk74"
alias "trashtalk74" "say Do you have your headphones on backwards?; alias trashtalker trashtalk75"
alias "trashtalk75" "say ???? ?????; alias trashtalker trashtalk76"
alias "trashtalk76" "say Stfu kid you smell like hotdog water; alias trashtalker trashtalk77"
alias "trashtalk77" "say Aim sponsored by Parkinson.; alias trashtalker trashtalk78"
alias "trashtalk78" "say I'm really glad the dumpsters behind planned parenthood have wifi so failed abortions like you can play CS.; alias trashtalker trashtalk79"
alias "trashtalk79" "say You can't hack on VAC-secure servers, you know; alias trashtalker trashtalk80"
alias "trashtalk80" "say NT; alias trashtalker trashtalk81"
alias "trashtalk81" "say I'm pressing E but I can't take over this bot; alias trashtalker trashtalk82"
alias "trashtalk82" "say With aim like that, I pity whoever has to clean the floor around your toilet; alias trashtalker trashtalk83"
alias "trashtalk83" "say I'd love to see things from your perspective, but I don't think I could shove my head that far up my ass.; alias trashtalker trashtalk84"
alias "trashtalk84" "say Too bad you weren't in control of the Titanic. You would have missed the Iceberg; alias trashtalker trashtalk85"
alias "trashtalk85" "say Perhaps your strategy should include trying.; alias trashtalker trashtalk86"
alias "trashtalk86" "say When i die i want you guys to lower my coffin so you can let me down one more time; alias trashtalker trashtalk87"
alias "trashtalk87" "say Some people get paid to suck, you do it for free.; alias trashtalker trashtalk88"
alias "trashtalk88" "say I'd tell you to commit suicide, but then you'd have a kill.; alias trashtalker trashtalk89"
alias "trashtalk89" "say I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence; alias trashtalker trashtalk90"
alias "trashtalk90" "say Does your ass get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth?; alias trashtalker trashtalk91"
alias "trashtalk91" "say You must really like spectating your team; alias trashtalker trashtalk92"
alias "trashtalk92" "say Your kills are like all Valve franchises, stuck at 2; alias trashtalker trashtalk93"
alias "trashtalk93" "say just do exactly the opposite of everything you think and we might have a chance; alias trashtalker trashtalk94"
alias "trashtalk94" "say Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall; alias trashtalker trashtalk95"
alias "trashtalk95" "say Like they say, like father like son; alias trashtalker trashtalk96"
alias "trashtalk96" "say I'm not trash talking, I'm talking to trash; alias trashtalker trashtalk97"
alias "trashtalk97" "say At least your ping score is higher than mine.; alias trashtalker trashtalk98"
alias "trashtalk98" "say If it wasn't for gravity you couldn't even hit the fucking ground; alias trashtalker trashtalk99"
alias "trashtalk99" "say You would make a perfect stormtrooper.; alias trashtalker trashtalk100"
alias "trashtalk100" "say If you ever win a match screencap and send to the church. Pretty sure that'll count as a miracle.; alias trashtalker trashtalk101"
alias "trashtalk101" "say Remember when your mother told you to be yourself? Please don't do that.; alias trashtalker trashtalk102"
alias "trashtalk102" "say Don't you have homework due tomorrow?; alias trashtalker trashtalk103"
alias "trashtalk103" "say I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.; alias trashtalker trashtalk104"
alias "trashtalk104" "say You are the MVP of the other team.; alias trashtalker trashtalk105"
alias "trashtalk105" "say Do you lose when you play against yourself too?; alias trashtalker trashtalk106"
alias "trashtalk106" "say Might I suggest you beat the tutorial first; alias trashtalker trashtalk107"
alias "trashtalk107" "say Does your mouse have kickback when you shoot?; alias trashtalker trashtalk108"
alias "trashtalk108" "say I think Steam Support do better job than you did; alias trashtalker trashtalk109"
alias "trashtalk109" "say Even Gandhi is jealous of your pacifist playstyle.; alias trashtalker trashtalk110"
alias "trashtalk110" "say You should try your luck at russian roulette, at least you might kill something; alias trashtalker trashtalk111"
alias "trashtalk111" "say I think you'd have more fun playing something you were good at.; alias trashtalker trashtalk112"
alias "trashtalk112" "say You're essence is like that of Battleborn, dying; alias trashtalker trashtalk113"
alias "trashtalk113" "say If your dad's aim was as good as yours we wouldn't be talking right now.; alias trashtalker trashtalk114"
alias "trashtalk114" "say If we learn from our mistakes, your parents must be geniuses now; alias trashtalker trashtalk115"
alias "trashtalk115" "say I normally don't argue with children but I'll make an exception for you.; alias trashtalker trashtalk116"
alias "trashtalk116" "say If your dad's aim was as good as yours we wouldn't be talking right now; alias trashtalker trashtalk117"
alias "trashtalk117" "say You're about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.; alias trashtalker trashtalk118"
alias "trashtalk118" "say Go back to minecraft.; alias trashtalker trashtalk119"
alias "trashtalk119" "say Try playing the game normally, instead of just repeatedly slamming your forehead into the keyboard.; alias trashtalker trashtalk120"
alias "trashtalk120" "say Started from the bottom, now we here; alias trashtalker trashtalk1"

bind "." "trashtalker"