no biggie

Look kiddo, you might not know, but Im one of the best, if not the best gamer this board has to offer. I can play any board game and win is pretty much a guarantee. So yeah, I will do everything I can do to get that extra edge, ahead of my enemies and allies alike. I got to fuck a princess and get paid for it, despise my shitty GM tryng to cockblock me, too bad for him Im all maxed. Other players might get jelous because they are not getting any action as you are, might even not do everything you tell them to, even if its obviously the smartest thing to do, but yeah, hate the game, not the player, son. So yeah, I did whored myself and cummed all over the princess. Fucked an orc to death on the same capaign too. Nigga tryed to catch me unnarmed, while I was naked. Big mistake.
Overall, it was no biggie. I pulled more amazing stunts than that, dont let me get started on WH40K, thats where shit gets real.