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- Photo-Shoop (Shoop)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ (Shoop by Salt n' Pepa)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNRI7towYtQ (Karaoke)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcJoK600dXw (alt Karaoke)
- [Two Femanons are prefered for this song, to play the Xbox and PS4 owners. Also someone to play the PC owner at the end]
- Xbox:
- (Oooh, what's new here?
- No, not pre-rendered - I want the gameplay trailer
- Haha, yeah;
- What's this called?
- damn, that looks smooth)
- What’s the word, what’s the word, what’s the word in the room?
- Fags, what’s my pleasure? (bloom!)
- Okay, been, shillin’, shillin’, shitposting on /v/
- Anon, found a link, and what did I see?
- I came, I stained, my basement floor
- for Graphics like I'd never ever seen bef-ore
- crisp, clean (oo) like a dream
- optimized for an Xbox machine
- A scrub? bub, I'm short funds see,
- Don't need a rig when my box looks crispy
- I just had to stare at the glare and particles and hair
- Atmosphere everywhere, no expense was spared, I pre-
- pared my loose cash and preordered it there
- Boot-ed the game and I found a nightmare
- Lag delay, no god-rays on display, just grey
- Lame claim for a game, shame, musta shown a shoop photo-shoop
- (Shoop, it’s-a shoop)
- (it’s a shoop)
- (it’s a shoop, a shoop, a shoop)
- PS4:
- Umm, It’s shit, I’ll admit, and I got myself tricked,
- E3, fell for your greed and now I wanna quit
- Eight months on and you re-lease a down-grade
- What's that say when it's exclusive made
- Like a toaster - ding! What's wrong with this thing?
- Your game just broke my machine.
- Bug out, plug out, I'm out, game dismissed
- What you said was just an empty prom-miss
- Well-a, I wanna skybox huge 'cos I splooge for the views
- Sad to see I got Rused
- Game plays like ass, and collision is trash
- Stashes of Cash and still slap-dashed
- [Alt: Slap-dashed even with stashes of cash]
- Top of the line, works fine, man I got duped
- All that it can render is poop, you musta shown a shoop
- (Shoop, it’s-a shoop)
- (it’s a shoop)
- (it’s a shoop, a shoop, a shoop)
- Xbox:
- Well lemme bring you back to the crime, the loading times
- take way too long, make my xbox whine
- Now I'm stuck in a loop that's loading
- Appalling the lies that we're falling for
- (It just works)
- Hmm...I'll await the rebate when I return this cheap head ache
- (But anon, we’ll patch this mistake)
- Gr8 b8 there m8 but you're way too late
- PS4:
- ‘nother year, get ready, spin, the shit in, make a shoop
- for the next triple-A bullshit salute,
- You stream setpieces, makes me woozy
- Pre-rendered beauty, like “playing a movie” -ooo
- It's Optimized so poor, I lose frames galore
- And on a PS4, it ‘chu-ghu-chugs’
- It still plays slow, turned to low [Alt: tastes like crow], and I know
- You showed me a shoop
- (Shoop, it’s-a shoop)
- (it’s a shoop)
- (it’s a shoop, a shoop, a shoop)
- [E3 soundbytes of lying devs here? Otherwise it's basically a femanon bemoaning the lack of polish in a game]
- (Oh God, is there nothing that can save gaming??)
- PC:
- You console plebs, get off the threads, now
- Better bow your heads, hear what the master race says
- weak machines can’t have nunnuvit, crashing Just Cause [Alt: Fallout] ’n shit, (hnnggg), while I’m modding it
- I got the specs, for tress effects
- And my welfare checks Make my the Custom Rig the apex
- (Xbox: "REEE" instead of "Yeeeuh!")
- Overclock, non-stop hot, like an engine block
- [Alt: Add my code, never slowed, can handle any load]
- Xbox:
- Then why’s it smoking?
- PC:
- the parts must be broken!
- Xbox:
- huh, you bought a shoop [Alt: Ebay sold you a shoop]
- (Shoop, it’s-a shoop)
- (it’s a shoop)
- (it’s a shoop, a shoop, a shoop)
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