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Too bad Little Benny had diarrhea.

"Again?" Joey commented.

He just consoled her until she diarrhea'd herself. Kyoko still wasn't disgusted with being Dalai Lama and hiding Mr. Brownstone in space. Suddenly, they're Bose-Einstein condensates.

"Why, you macromolecular moron!", yelled Azathoth. "Burn them to absolute ruined madness!"

"Absolute zero, is it? You're being unclear!" replied Kyoko.

The curse that Johan placed on Kyoko forever crippled Dan, but he screamed too loud, breaking all of Yuki's glasses. ...Fortunately, they were invincible. Haruhi knew how to fix glasses. Invincible ones, surprisingly, broke into billions, occasionally.

So, now at her peak, everything exploded near Haruhi. Blood spilled from Blossom's left nipplebrow, and Dan's screaming continued, harming Kyon's hearing.

"Oh, dear!", cried Benny, "My water just broke!" He fainted.

Kyoko rushed to the Grand Gala's first aid Catholic hospital, San Marino; in order to silence the non-believers. Especially Dan. This upset Pinkie Pie, but who needed someone else was far superior.

Gendo's grammar was sucks.

Delighted, Kyon married Pinkie the Fifteenth day. This infuriated Haruhi, Mikuru, Yuki, even Itsuki, Tsuruya, Kunikida, etc. offended badly by Homura's heterosexuality and marriage, criminalised homosexuality before Homura could escape, but Chris-chan made another dreadful fanfic about kumquats.

England, America, Japan, Scotland, Germany, ITALY all seceded to form SOLC: Society almighty belt. And the Pangaean Republic. That and and Ivegotabikeyoucanrideitifyoulikeville both collapsed and horribly destoryed galaxies after this short commercial from SPONSER. NEWTOWN OLDTOWN. "LIFE INSURANCE!" Von Humperdincknell left all this pie, his specialty, and his "LIFE INSURANCE!" SPONSA.

Sayaka thought, "LI-" (shot) which disturbed Google AdSense and Vetinari.

Osama bin Laden revived all of Buddhist beliefs... and himself... He fought SPONS(*shot*) ...the 5P before they and Bender could Dance. Osama stepped to "Fly to the Black Hole", singing along to Morrissey's droning tones, David Byrne's witty lyrics, while Kyubey thinks porschelemans is SEXY.

Buttercup's head and Nanoha's left leg ate the sexiest sandwich in Cambodia.