poop

one time I pooped in my pants then got up from my bed, then didn't brush my teeth or shower so I smelled bad, then on my way to the car, I picked up dog poop and smeared it all over my face and body, then my mom asked what I'm doing and I said, "don't talk", and then when I got to school tried to talk to this hot babe in my class with a nice butt and she said WTF and never spoke to me again, and then threw all of my homework in the trash and failed all of my classes, and then I peed on the carpet and got picked up from school, then got butt a.ss naked and started masturbating and then came all over my face, and then my mom walked in and I told her it's acne cream, and then she made a big steak for dinner and I shoved it up my butt and walked down the street to get a coffee from mcdonalds, and then get kicked out of the store because I had no shirt, no pants, no shoes, so I got no service, and then took their trash can and tried to put it in my butt and realized it can't fit, so I got depressed and went over to the train tracks and layed my pen.is on the train track, and then waited a few hours until the train came and chopped my pen.is off, and then I went to the hospital to stop the spurting out blood and then I got rejected cus I have canadia healthcare, then I hijacked an ambulance and drove to a hardware store and bought a glass tube and shoved it up my urethra and smashed it with a hammer and then started doing jumping jacks to jangle it up in there and then tied a chain to my prostate and jumped of of a building and died.