Celoxia is the new Dill, rejoice!

Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: how do i peaerl through an iron door
Celoxia: ;)
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: nvm it wasnt reinforced
Celoxia: stop raiding
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: nah i was stuck
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: you stop raiding
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: and stop trying to get clone banned
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: even if it works itll only be a subreddit ban
Celoxia: then i'll b causing a big shit over dill being banend from everything for four months
Celoxia: because you guys are so biased it hurts
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: >you guys
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: >mfw i dont make these decisions
Celoxia: you're a part of staff an have the privilege to speak up
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: im not in modmail, a lot of stuff gets done that i never even hear about
Celoxia: it's still absurd.
Celoxia: and if clone doesn't get banned from the game for a while as well
Celoxia: then ill just make a big shit over that as well
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: what did he do?
Celoxia: he insulted gerbic by talking publically about his alchoholism
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: and? that isnt doxxing
Celoxia: talking about someone's alcoholism is by definition doxxing.
Celoxia: not everyone knows.
Celoxia: and he disclosed inormation to people who didn't know
Celoxia: Same logic the staff used to ban me for a week
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: really?
Celoxia: yep
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: what information was that
Celoxia: that zoltan is from a state
Celoxia: which like everyone knows
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: thats actually doxxing
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: maybe if gerbic were one of a very small number of alchoholics
Celoxia: there are more people in that state than there are american alcoholics
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: really?
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: because i know a lot
Celoxia: well, i mae tht statistic up
Celoxia: but I couldnt imagine more than 50m alcoholics
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: there are A LOT of alcoholics
Celoxia: I also didn't see any bannings when people were like
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: including a lot who dont know
Celoxia: "oh we're getting beated by canadians"
Celoxia: when talking about baxi, xvs, and phacad
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: ?
Celoxia: that's fucking doxxing
Celoxia: and no one did shit
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: canadas a country
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: and it also has to do with complaining
Celoxia: with a smaller population than a state
Celoxia: doesn' narrow it down more.
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: canada
Celoxia: Zoltan didnt complain
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: smaller than zoltan's state?
Celoxia: Jaccy got offended for people
Celoxia: Canada has a population of like 9m lol
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: try 35
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: as opposed to 12 in penn
Celoxia: mfw i misread total area as population
Celoxia: g
Celoxia: g
Celoxia: just did a check on alcoholics
Celoxia: 12m alcoholics
Celoxia: 12m people in zoltan's state
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: thats not an accurate statistic
Celoxia: I really don't feel like digging through the CDC database to give Clone a time out
Celoxia: it'll be funny when his vault gets broken though
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: will it?
Celoxia: it will
Celoxia: then I'll go give the Celoxia account to someone who isn't a psychopath
Celoxia: and our hero sadowjay will be able to roam free once more
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: whos gonna break clones vault?
Celoxia: ;)
Celoxia: I assume you haven't heard about Cliffnerd's vault yet
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: yeah i know
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: i told them it wasnt defensible
Celoxia: he didn't get 4 layers.
Celoxia: he got far more thaan 4.
Celoxia: they're just retarded
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: 17 i heard
Celoxia: correct.
Celoxia: that's fucking hilarious
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: out of 50
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: it is
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: i told them we needed to keep you in a vault we can actually defend
Celoxia: we thought more people than just me were in it
Celoxia: so we were going to ransom the other pearls
Celoxia: and keep a few of the bad ones
Celoxia: and be like
Celoxia: "if you touch me
Celoxia: do you really want _THEM_ out?"
Celoxia: it was hilarious
Celoxia: but that aside
Celoxia: when ttk sees my vault
Celoxia: and how i completely shit on his bastion nerf
Celoxia: he's gonna be mad
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: what did you do?
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: and how do you have a vault
Celoxia: even with the nerf the bastions add 175 man hours of placing blocks
Celoxia: or they have to destroy every single one
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: o rly
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: coords so i can check it out?
Celoxia: ;)
Celoxia: its not on the server ofc
Celoxia: Ramses II will be on the server
Celoxia: eventually
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: so
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: you dont have a vault
Celoxia: but the only one I trust to be able to use it and effectively defend it is me
Celoxia: so I won't be giving any HCF force that design
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: or any allies
Celoxia: any allies
Celoxia: oooooooooooooooook
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: papa pound isnt your ally
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: hes just a shithead who wants to break a vault
Celoxia: of course he wants to break a vault
Celoxia: but clone isn't mentally competent enough to have a vault
Celoxia: and shoudn't have one
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: you say that
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: but hes a got a lot of people who will rush to defend his vault
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: and i think he is competent
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: what makes you think he isnt?
Celoxia: because he's an idiot who takes this game far too seriously
Celoxia: I doubt the vault break will be successful if he does it his way
Celoxia: but it will be hilarious
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: what vault break?
Celoxia: ;0)))):0;0;0:);0;):)
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: you know what i think you seriously underestimate us
Celoxia: I don't
Celoxia: They do
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: so you and papa
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: are going to break clones vault
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: im sorry just papa
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: youre alt banned
Celoxia: im not really involved in anything
Celoxia: who said clone's vault?
Celoxia: im simply watching and advising
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: so cliffs vault
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: the one with just you in it
Celoxia: :o))))))
Celoxia: Or this could all be a ruse
Celoxia: there could be a vault break riiiiiiiiiight now
Celoxia: but papa has never broken a vault anyway
Celoxia: so without me holding his hand and telling him how he should do it
Celoxia: it's going to be pretty slow
Celoxia: because i'm not even as good as dill
Glorious Leader Kim Jong Teal: he can literally jsut dig fown
Celoxia: >solo break
Celoxia: lol.