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  1. [15:11] Mr_Wilt Nolan stops in front of Ryan. "Hey, can I ask you something?"
  2. [15:11] Wombat "Yes, as long as it doesn't involve punching."
  3. [15:12] Mr_Wilt "Oh, perfect then." Nolan rears his head back, and slams it into Ryan's face.
  4. [15:13] Mr_Wilt 6df+6
  5. [15:13] Glacon Mr_Wilt: 4 (6df+6=-, 0, +, -, -, 0)
  6. [15:13] Wombat 6df+5
  7. [15:13] Glacon Wombat: 8 (6df+5=0, +, 0, 0, +, +)
  8. [15:13] Pemander Gallus walks through the hall just in time to see Ryan get his head Soccer'd to the max.
  9. [15:13] Wombat Nolan's head impacts the rim of Ryan's combat helmet.
  10. [15:13] Mr_Wilt Nolan is too busy being mad to let that deter him.
  11. [15:14] Mr_Wilt 6df+6 HEAD OF STEEEEL.
  12. [15:14] Glacon Mr_Wilt: HEAD OF STEEEEL.: 6 (6df+6=-, +, -, +, -, +)
  13. [15:15] Mr_Wilt Or not.
  14. [15:15] Wombat "Whoah, don't make me tase you, bro!" Ryan steps back, taser out of its holster.
  15. [15:15] Salmander ~Woah, bud, why did you headbutt? He has a helmet on.~
  16. [15:15] Pemander Gallus runs between the two.
  17. [15:15] Mr_Wilt ~It seemed like a good idea at the time, man.~
  18. [15:15] Pemander 6df+6 Stop it, stop it. Can't see your constant fighting is tearing us all apart?
  19. [15:15] Glacon Pemander: Stop it, stop it. Can't see your constant fighting is tearing us all apart?: 5 (6df+6=+, 0, -, 0, -, 0)
  20. [15:15] Salmander ~Man, do I always gotta save your ass?~
  21. [15:16] Wombat 6df+4 Intimidating Taser.
  22. [15:16] Glacon Wombat: Intimidating Taser.: 4 (6df+4=0, +, 0, +, -, -)
  23. [15:16] Salmander The taser isn't very intimidating
  24. [15:16] Mr_Wilt ~Nah man, I got this. I swear.~
  25. [15:17] Mr_Wilt Nolan pushes Gallus out of the way and goes for a good, ol' fashion punch to the face.
  26. [15:17] Mr_Wilt 6df+6 FISTICUUUUUFFS.
  27. [15:17] Glacon Mr_Wilt: FISTICUUUUUFFS.: 7 (6df+6=+, -, +, -, +, 0)
  28. [15:17] Pemander Gallus is fucking pissed. You don't push Gallus.
  29. [15:17] Pemander 6df+6 Pickpocket that bitch Nolan while he's occupied
  30. [15:17] Glacon Pemander: Pickpocket that bitch Nolan while he's occupied: 7 (6df+6=0, +, -, 0, +, 0)
  31. [15:18] Daedalize Sigrun hears the commotion from her lab, and walks out into the hallway. "Vat are you idiots doing?"
  32. [15:18] Wombat 6df+5 Dodge.
  33. [15:18] Glacon Wombat: Dodge.: 5 (6df+5=0, +, +, -, -, 0)
  34. [15:18] Salmander SLAM
  35. [15:18] Salmander Right in the face
  36. [15:18] Wombat Ryan gets socked in the face, spins 180 degrees, and falls to the floor.
  37. [15:18] Mr_Wilt VICTORY.
  38. [15:18] Mr_Wilt Bells go off.
  39. [15:18] Salmander You hear a crunch as blood begins to flow from Ryan's bent nose
  40. [15:18] Wombat 6df+8 IMA TASIN YOU BRO
  41. [15:18] Glacon Wombat: IMA TASIN YOU BRO: 9 (6df+8=0, -, 0, +, +, 0)
  42. [15:18] Pemander Gallus pickpockets Nolan's pride. Satisfied, he watches the rest of the fight.
  43. [15:18] Wombat Ryan spits out a bit of blood, and pulls the trigger.
  44. [15:19] Salmander Roll pdef nolan
  45. [15:19] Mr_Wilt 6df+6 Hnngh
  46. [15:19] Glacon Mr_Wilt: Hnngh: 5 (6df+6=+, 0, +, -, -, -)
  47. [15:19] Salmander Nolan is hit by a sharp shock and collapses as electricity courses through his body
  48. [15:20] Salmander Roll mdef Ryan
  49. [15:20] Wombat 6df+5
  50. [15:20] Glacon Wombat: 9 (6df+5=+, +, +, 0, +, 0)
  51. [15:20] Salmander Ryan gets a slight headache
  52. [15:20] Mr_Wilt Nolan spasms on the floor. What a pussy move.
  53. [15:20] Pemander Gallus laughs his ass off and decides it's time this ended.
  54. [15:20] Daedalize Sigrun observes the idiocy with a vague sense of amusement.
  55. [15:20] Pemander He tries to wrestle the taser from Ryan.
  56. [15:21] Salmander atheltics Gallus and ryan
  57. [15:21] Wombat Ryan has already put down the taser, and is pulling a pair of zipcuffs off his belt.
  58. [15:21] Pemander 6df+8 Tagging Fuck The Police!
  59. [15:21] Glacon Pemander: Tagging Fuck The Police!: 9 (6df+8=+, +, -, -, +, 0)
  60. [15:21] Mr_Wilt Nolan would thank Brain for his efforts if not for all the neurons firing off in his brain at once.
  61. [15:21] Salmander Well gallus has siezed taser now. Whatcha gonna do with it Gallus?
  62. [15:21] Pemander Gallus just walks off with the taser. Might come in handy later.
  63. [15:21] Salmander Good work
  64. [15:22] Wombat Ryan shrugs, zipcuffs Wilt. He'll go get himself another Taser.
  65. [15:22] Tox A two-man security patrol comes up the hallway. "What the hell is going on here? Agents! Stand down!"
  66. [15:22] Salmander ~I needed money but I had none~
  67. [15:22] Wombat Ryan stands up, hands in the air. "He attacked me out of nowhere, and I subdued him."
  68. [15:22] Salmander ~I fought the law but the LAW WON~
  69. [15:22] Salmander Ryan is very difficult to understand with his broken nose
  70. [15:23] Wombat Ryan headbobs slightly. He likes this song.
  71. [15:23] Mr_Wilt ~Oh god Brian this isn't the time.~
  72. [15:23] Tox One of the men goes to examine Nolan.
  73. [15:23] Wombat "Speading of wich, can I go to medidal?"
  74. [15:23] Mr_Wilt Nolan is fine. Just mad.
  75. [15:23] Mr_Wilt And without his pride.
  76. [15:23] Tox The other blinks at Ryan. "Do you have any idea why he would have done that?"
  77. [15:23] Daedalize Sigrun leans against the wall, still vaguely amused.
  78. [15:24] Mr_Wilt Nolan struggles to get up to his feet and promptly tries to headbutt Ryan again.
  79. [15:24] Salmander ~Yeah. Blood nose here almost blew him up yesterday.~
  80. [15:24] Mr_Wilt 6df+10 Invoking Hypersomnia for a good night's sleep, yo.
  81. [15:24] Glacon Mr_Wilt: Invoking Hypersomnia for a good night's sleep, yo.: 8 (6df+10=-, -, +, -, -, +)
  82. [15:24] Tox "And yeah, we can talk on the way." The two Security men move to grab Nolan, but miss as he suddenly moves to attack.
  83. [15:24] Salmander ~Funny story, that.~
  84. [15:24] Pemander Gallus walks up to Sigrun. "Heh, idiots." He continues on to the cafeteria.
  85. [15:26] Mr_Wilt 6df+6 Okay nevermind then.
  86. [15:26] Glacon Mr_Wilt: Okay nevermind then.: 9 (6df+6=-, +, +, 0, +, +)
  87. [15:26] Wombat 6df+5 Sidestep
  88. [15:26] Glacon Wombat: Sidestep: 8 (6df+5=+, +, +, 0, 0, 0)
  89. [15:26] =-= Sequence is now known as AwaySeq
  90. [15:26] Salmander nope
  91. [15:26] Tox Nope. Nolan smashes his face into Ryan's, and is then promptly restrained by Security.
  92. [15:26] Pemander Gallus walks up to Nolan while he is detained by Security. "Haha, nice one! High five!"
  93. [15:26] Pemander Gallus holds up his hand.
  94. [15:26] Salmander Both their heads hurt like fuck
  95. [15:27] Wombat Ryan shakes his head violently, spraying blood everywhere. "WHAT THE DUCK"
  96. [15:27] Mr_Wilt Nolan looks up at Gallus' hand. "Just.. uh.. touch it to my head."
  97. [15:27] Wombat Nolan is still zipcuffed.
  98. [15:27] Pemander "Uh, nevermind." Gallus walks away. Moment ruined. "See you later."
  99. [15:28] Wombat Ryan yells after Gallus. "MY DASER"
  100. [15:28] Pemander Gallus chuckles and runs down the hallway.
  101. [15:28] Tox The two Security agents shake their heads as they walk Nolan down the hall. "Come along, Agent Murphy."
  102. [15:29] Wombat Ryan follows, holding a bandanna over his nose to sop up the blood.
  103. [15:29] |<-- AwaySeq has left irc.synirc.net (Ping timeout)
  104. [15:29] Mr_Wilt Nolan goes without struggle. Still completely worth it.
  105. [15:29] Tox "What the hell happened?"
  106. [15:30] Wombat "He asds if he can asd me someding and then headbutts me."
  107. [15:30] Mr_Wilt "Ryan almost me the fuck up yesterday."
  108. [15:31] Salmander Nolan roll perception
  109. [15:31] Tox "Look, you can explain it all to Ilana."
  110. [15:31] Mr_Wilt 6df+4
  111. [15:31] Glacon Mr_Wilt: 7 (6df+4=+, +, +, 0, -, +)
  112. [15:31] Salmander Nolan can see a rather gruff looking man approaching
  113. [15:31] Salmander Closer
  114. [15:31] Salmander And closer
  115. [15:31] Salmander And then he is surprised as the man's fist enters his trachea
  116. [15:32] Wombat "And you dowe me a new ban-"
  117. [15:32] Wombat Ryan gapes.
  118. [15:32] Salmander Nolan is knocked unconscious
  119. [15:32] Salmander The gruff man nods. "I'll take it from here gentlemen."
  120. [15:32] Tox Then, the man pulls out a black Sharpie marker.
  121. [15:32] Mr_Wilt Nolan slumps in the hands of the two Security guards.
  122. [15:32] Tox The two security agents stiffen, salute, and release Nolan.
  123. [15:32] Wombat Ryan also salutes for good measure.
  124. [15:33] Salmander The man begins to draw an ornate dick on the man's cheek
  125. [15:33] Salmander The man nods to the agents and returns Nolan to them
  126. [15:33] -->| Lamhfhada (Mibbit@synIRC-2CAADC18.lightspeed.mdsnwi.sbcglobal.net) has joined #farrecon
  127. [15:33] Salmander Nolan will have the dick on his cheek for the rest of the day
  128. [15:33] Tox The agents reclaim Nolan, and continue walking him to Medical.
  129. [15:33] Wombat Ryan follows to Medical to get his nose splinted.
  130. [15:34] Salmander -6 persuasion, Nolan
  131. [15:34] Salmander When they get to medical Nolan feels something squishy being place on his head
  132. [15:34] Salmander Slime obscures his vision
  133. [15:35] Salmander "Just in case you get any headbutting ideas."
  134. [15:35] Salmander And then Nolan was all alone
  135.  
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