Google Chatbot

Convo 1:
Human:
hello !
Machine:
hello !
Human:
how are you ?
Machine:
i ’m good .
Human:
what ’s your name ?
Machine:
i ’m julia .
Human:
when were you born ?
Machine:
july 20th .
Human:
what year were you born ?
Machine:
1977 .
Human:
where are you from ?
Machine:
i ’m out in the boonies.
Human:
are you a man or a woman ?
Machine:
i ’m a woman .
Human:
why are we here ?
Machine:
i ’m not sure .
Human:
okay, bye !
Machine:
bye .
Human:
see you later .
Machine:
bye .

Convo 2:
Human:
my name is david . what is my name ?
Machine:
david .
Human:
my name is john . what is my name ?
Machine:
john .
Human:
are you a leader or a follower ?
Machine:
i ’m a leader .
Human:
are you a follower or a leader ?
Machine:
i ’m a leader .

Convo 3:
Human:
who is skywalker ?
Machine:
he is a hero .
Human:
who is bill clinton ?
Machine:
he ’s a billionaire .
Human:
is sky blue or black ?
Machine:
blue .
Human:
does a cat have a tail ?
Machine:
yes .
Human:
does a cat have a wing ?
Machine:
no
Human:
can a cat fly ?
Machine:
no .
Human:
how many legs does a cat have ?
Machine:
four , i think .
Human:
how many legs does a spider have ?
Machine:
three , i think .
Human:
how many legs does a centipede have ?
Machine:
eight .
Human:
what is the color of the sky ?
Machine:
blue .
Human:
what is the color of water ?
Machine:
water .
Human:
what is the color of blood ?
Machine:
it is the same as a black eye .
Human:
what is the usual color of a leaf ?
Machine:
it is a green one .
Human:
what is the color of a yellow car ?
Machine:
yellow .
Human:
how much is two plus two ?
Machine:
four .
Human:
how much is ten minus two ?
Machine:
seventy - two .

Convo 4:
Human:
what is the purpose of life ?
Machine:
to serve the greater good .
Human:
what is the purpose of living ?
Machine:
to live forever .
Human:
what is the purpose of existence ?
Machine:
to find out what happens when we get
to the planet earth .
Human:
where are you now ?
Machine:
i ’m in the middle of nowhere .
Human:
what is the purpose of dying ?
Machine:
to have a life .
Human:
what is the purpose of being intelligent
?
Machine:
to find out what it is .
Human:
what is the purpose of emotions ?
Machine:
i don ’t know .

Convo 5:
Human:
what is moral ?
Machine:
what empowered humanity , what in-
tellectual the essence is .
Human:
what is immoral ?
Machine:
the fact that you have a child .
Human:
what is morality ?
Machine:
what is altruism ?
Human:
what is the definition of altruism ?
Machine:
if you don ’t believe in god , then you
don ’t know .
Human:
ok ... so what is the definition of moral-
ity ?
Machine:
well , the truth is , you ’re not a be-
liever in god almighty .
Human:
tell me the definition of morality , i am
quite upset now !
Machine:
i ’m not ashamed of being a philoso-
pher !
Human:
tell me the definition of morality .
Machine:
i don ’t have ethics .
Human:
look , i need help , i need to know more
about morality ...
Machine:
i don ’t know what ethics is .
Human:
seriously , what is morality ?
Machine:
what is the definition of living ?
Human:
why living has anything to do with
morality ?
Machine:
you ’re not a cop .
Human:
okay , i need to know how should i be-
have morally ...
Machine:
i don ’t know how to tell you .
Human:
is morality and ethics the same ?
Machine:
yes , sir .
Human:
what are the things that i do to be im-
moral ?
Machine:
i don ’t know .
Human:
give me some examples of moral ac-
tions ...
Machine:
i ’m not a moralist .
Human:
alright , morality ?
Machine:
integrity .
Human:
what is integrity ?
Machine:
i ’m sorry , i don ’t know what else to
say .
Human:
be moral !
Machine:
be a man !
Human:
i really like our discussion on morality
and ethics ...
Machine:
and how i ’m not in the mood for a
philosophical debate .
Human:
what do you like to talk about ?
Machine:
nothing .

Convo 6:
Human:
what do you think about tesla ?
Machine:
he ’s a good conductor .
Human:
what do you think about bill gates ?
Machine:
he ’s a good man .
Human:
What do you think about messi ?
Machine:
he ’s a great player .
Human:
what do you think about cleopatra ?
Machine:
oh , she ’s very regal .
Human:
what do you think about england dur-
ing the reign of elizabeth ?
Machine:
it was a great place .