FTL drinking game - 'Fuck you, liver' Edition

Name one crew after yourself, this is your pilot

Every time an enemy is destroyed, take a drink
System goes down, take a drink
If you accept a pirate bribe, take a drink
If you fail to save someone in an event, take a drink
Medbay goes down, take 3 drinks (gotta numb that pain)
Every time you jump to a new sector, take a drink
If you are boarded, take 2 drinks
If you lose a crewman, take 3 drinks
If you lose a crewman to an event, take 4 drinks (because its your fault)
If the crewman named after you dies, finish your drink
If your ship dies, finish your drink (and pour one out for da homies)