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Resident Evil 0: Monster girl edition.

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  1. >Doop doop, flying into mountains to investigate rapes.
  2.  
  3. >Be team of manly men with Alice medic.
  4.  
  5. >Hey look, Army trucks!
  6.  
  7. >Hmmm, no ones here. HEY LOOK A TRAIN!
  8.  
  9. >Welp, chopper's broke.
  10.  
  11. >What we gonna do on the train Onii-chan?
  12.  
  13. >Oh no! Zombies! Patrons getting cuddled to death.
  14.  
  15. >OH No! Helicopter pilot is getting cuddled.
  16.  
  17. >I wish I had an onii-chan.
  18.  
  19. >Hey look I do! He has handcuffs, must be a prisoner....or kinky.
  20.  
  21. >Restore power to train. Starts moving.
  22.  
  23. >Exploration, exploration.
  24.  
  25. >Hey! An actual dead body!
  26.  
  27.  
  28. >OH NO! It's actual a bunch of little leech girls making a big leech girl!
  29.  
  30. >Leeches swarm Alice.
  31.  
  32. >Kyaa! So gross and sticky.
  33.  
  34. >Onii-chan saves the day.
  35.  
  36. >Time to restore power to the door to stop the train from running off a cliff.
  37.  
  38. >Onii-chan has mad electrical skills.
  39.  
  40. >Suddenly Gilbert.....Gollboortu.....Scorpion Girl!
  41.  
  42. >Confused but don't want onii-chan to be raped.
  43.  
  44. >Politely ask scorpion girl where she was hiding on the train.
  45.  
  46. >She stutters and then runs away, letting go so we can stop the train.
  47.  
  48. >MORE LEECHES!
  49.  
  50. >Pass by pilot man, now napping with zombie wife.
  51.  
  52. >Wish I could nap with Onii-chan instead of trying to solve an unnecessarily complex breaking system.
  53.  
  54. >Stop train and enter an oddly place science lab with onii-chan.
  55.  
  56. >Mysterious voice threatens me and onii-chan.
  57.  
  58. >Puzzle solving and stretchy leech zombie girls bemoaning their stickiness.
  59.  
  60. >stop them because Onii-chan is MINE!
  61.  
  62. >Giant Mosquito Girls. Nothing of importance.
  63.  
  64. >Run into giant oomukade while trying to go deeper into faciltiy.
  65.  
  66. >"I-I'm gonna rape you!"
  67.  
  68. >Onii-chan says no.
  69.  
  70. >o-ok
  71.  
  72. >This place is booooooring. Also run by incompetent ninnies.
  73.  
  74. >Oh my! Onii-chan was a paladin! He did purges!
  75.  
  76. >Bridge broke an spider girls are everywhere. Hope I don't see them again :wink:
  77.  
  78. >Power building so we can power lift.
  79.  
  80. >Power building, allowing mysterious voice to unleash ape girls.
  81.  
  82. >Almost fall to death running from ape girls.
  83.  
  84. >ONII-CHAN TO THE RESCUE!
  85.  
  86. >Remember I have wings, rendering rescue pointless.
  87.  
  88. >Captain calls in, letting me know that Onii-chan is dangerous.
  89.  
  90. >Nooniichanherekthxbye
  91.  
  92. >Ask onii-chan about past traumatic even that rends his very soul.
  93.  
  94. >420PURGEIT!
  95.  
  96. >So sad. TIME FOR PUZZLES!
  97.  
  98. >Journal, dude in charge likes leeches.
  99.  
  100. >REALLY LIKES LEECHES
  101.  
  102. >Onii-chan, do we really have to go in the church?
  103.  
  104. >DEUS VULT!
  105.  
  106. >Werebat girl.
  107.  
  108. >Question how she fits in the church.
  109.  
  110. >She gets mad because she thinks I called her fat, Onii-chun kicks her in the shin.
  111.  
  112. >VICTORY!
  113.  
  114. >Take elevator further down because Onii-chan wants to investigate.
  115.  
  116. >Puzzles.
  117.  
  118. >Yay another train!
  119.  
  120.  
  121. >Ape girl knocks Onii-chan into the water.
  122.  
  123. >Endless fury.tiff
  124.  
  125. >Keep exploring, maybe I can find a new onii-chan.
  126.  
  127. >See frozen lady on TV. She looks flat.
  128.  
  129. >Hey its captain! Hi captain! How did you get down her-
  130.  
  131. >Not important, keep investigating.
  132.  
  133. >OK!
  134.  
  135. >Hey its frozen lady! Except shes not frozen anymore.
  136.  
  137. >Says she's a prototype artificial lilim.
  138.  
  139. >Throws up.
  140.  
  141. >Started drinking after being awoken because All ass, no tits.
  142.  
  143. >She throws up again and then passes out.
  144.  
  145. >Ok. HEY! Onii-chans alive!
  146.  
  147. >Save him by re-routing power.
  148.  
  149. >Onii-chan hugs are best hugs.
  150.  
  151. >Prototype Lilims back and drunker than ever.
  152.  
  153. >Swears at us before onii-chan tells her that ladies should talk like that.
  154.  
  155. >Lilim blushes.
  156.  
  157. >I punch her in the face while she's distracted.
  158.  
  159. >Water and Frog Girls.
  160.  
  161. >Sure hope we don't run into anyo-
  162.  
  163. >Giant Oomukade is back and slightly less sad. She found proto-lilims beer.
  164.  
  165. >D-date me!
  166.  
  167. >NO!
  168.  
  169. >Ok.....
  170.  
  171. >Run into crazy guy.
  172.  
  173. >"LEECHGIRLS ARE AWESOME!" said crazy guy.
  174.  
  175. >"No, you are the leech girl." Onii-chan said
  176.  
  177. >And then crazy guy was a leech girl.
  178.  
  179. >Tentacles and victory ensue.
  180.  
  181. >Suddenly leech queen! Like leechgirl but with softness.
  182.  
  183. >Shine the sun on her and deck her in the schnoz.
  184.  
  185. >Must you really go Onii-chan?
  186.  
  187. >Yes, my people need me.
  188.  
  189. >And so onii-chan walked into the woods.
  190.  
  191. >Hope were-wolves didn't find him.
  192.  
  193. >Well, I guess I should head back to the chop- HEY A MANSION!
  194.  
  195. >Guess I could go there! Sure hope I didn't forget to set the lab to self destruct.
  196.  
  197. >I do forget.
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