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- > Fluffy pony has been putting on a lot of weight recently
- > You've been feeding her spaghetti every day; she should really only get it as a treat
- > Come to think of it, you could do with losing a few pounds yourself
- > Decide to make a nice healthy salad for dinner
- > Get out a salad bowl, and a knife to cut up some veggies
- > Fluffy screams, and runs out of the room
- > You find her hiding under the couch
- > “Wan' keep leggies! No live in bow'!” she wails
- > Why would you let fluffy pony read 4chan?
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