TGM Awards and NASCAR Stats, 10-4-2015

TheGamersMuse Awards, August 31st through 6th, 2015.
Presenter: JohnnyTLP.


Employee if the Week: Zinc, for her “Welcome to The Gamers Muse IRC Channel” bot script

Best Considerateness to Braille Users: Zinc and Zinc|Dark, for typing “.” a lot, hope your period/greater than key still works

Coward of the Week: JohnnyTLP, for quitting idlerpg while he’s ahead, #Forever46

Friendly Insult of the Week: Chrisw265, for:
Zinc: “Jack_Brand, speak!”
Jack_Brand: “Barf Barf”
Chrisw265: “I guess we know who wears the firesuit in this relationship”

Host of the Week: Olive Garden, for serving JohnnyTLP a really good dinner consisting of Bellini Peach-Raspberry Iced Tea, Minestrone Soup, Salad, Fried Mozzarella, Stuffed Mushrooms, Stuffed Chicken Marsala, and Tiramisu

Human Soccer Ball Award: Ocarina, for getting kicked a lot

Joke of the Week: JohnnyTLP, for “This must be the seafood diet, where you see food and you eat it”

Reference of the Week: JohnnyTLP, for referencing #Forever45:
Jack_Brand: “You know what else was great? Forever”
Chrisw265: “What’s Forever?”
JohnnyTLP: “45”

Typing Fail of the Week: JohnnyTLP, for having to repost this page because he missed 4 typos, don't feel good about yourself, this is a dishonorable mention

Wombo Combo of the Week: Jack_Brand and Zinc, for kicking Ocarina a lot, that ain’t Falco!

Worst RNG of the Week: Jack_Brand, for being bucked from a horse

And the “Well screw you too!” award of the week goes to: Whatever Natsume employee programmed the horse in Harvest Moon 2 GBC to do ANYTHING but stand still so I- I mean you can use it as a shipping bin. Screw you, a dozen of my- I mean the people who played this game’s cucumbers were wasted.

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Latest JohnnyTLP VS Chrisw265 NASCAR Predictions:

JohnnyTLP's Averages:
Week 1 - Kentucky - Brad Keselowski and Jimmie Johnson: 7.5
Week 2 - New Hampshire - Kyle Busch and Denny Hamlin: 7.5           - Kyle Busch Winner
Week 3 - Indianapolis - Matt Kenseth and Dale Earnhardt Jr.: 14.5
Week 4 - Pocono - Kyle Busch and Kevin arvick: 31.5
Week 5 - Watkins Glen - Jeff Gordon and Carl Edwards: 24.5
Week 6 - Michigan - Matt Kenseth and Dale Earnhardt Jr.: 5.5        - Matt Kenseth Winner
Week 7 - Bristol - Jeff Gordon and Kyle Larson: 30.5
Week 8 - Darlington - Kyle Busch and Matt Kenseth: 14.0
Week 9 - Richmond - Joey Logano and Kevin Harvick: 8.5
Week 10 - Chicagoland - Matt Kenseth and Brad Keselowski:  6.5
Week 11 - New Hampshire - Joey Logano and Kyle Busch: 20.0
Week 12 - Dover - Kevin Harvick and Brad Keselowski: 8.5            - Kevin Harvick Winner

Total Average for JohnnyTLP: 14.91667
Wins: 3 (leads Chrisw265 by 3)
Better Averages: 6


Chrisw265's Averages:
Week 1 - Kentucky - Kevin Harvick and Kurt Busch: 9.0
Week 2 - New Hampshire - Joey Logano and Kyle Larson: 17.5
Week 3 - Indianapolis - Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon: 35.0
Week 4 - Pocono - Joey Logano and Kurt Busch: 28.5
Week 5 - Watkins Glen - AJ Allmendinger and Brad Keselowski: 15.5
Week 6 - Michigan - Kevin Harvick and Kyle Busch: 6.5
Week 7 - Bristol - Denny Hamlin and Carl Edwards: 5.0
Week 8 - Darlington - Joey Logano and Kevin Harvick: 4.5
Week 9 - Richmond - Brad Keselowski and Kurt Busch: 11.5
Week 10 - Chicagoland - Carl Edwards and Joey Logano: 4.0
Week 11 - New Hampshire - Brad Keselowski and Kevin Harvick: 16.5
Week 12 - Dover - Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson: 21.5

Total Average for Chrisw265: 14.58333 (leads JohnnyTLP by 0.3334)
Wins: 0
Better Averages: 6


This week 13 at Charlotte:

JohnnyTLP: Kyle Busch and Matt Kenseth
Chrisw265: Marty McTruex Jr and **** Busch