Random Brony-related copypasta

>Hasbro finally announces a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic movie to be released in theaters.
>Bronies around the world scream in delight
>Meanwhile, in middle class suburbia, a little girl begs her mother to take her to see the movie
>Her mother takes her the day the film opens and gets an early spot in the theater.
>To her surprise, the other people crowding in are not children and their parents, but dozens of enormous, rotund men with long hair, acne and neck beards.
>One such man walks down the aisle they are sitting in, his massive ass rubbing up against the mother and her daughter
>Disgusted, the mother gets up and tries to take her daughter to another theater.
>She is horrified to find that other neckbeards are sitting all around her, and she can't get them to move.
>She and her daughter are encased in a prison of lard
>The movie starts
>Sobbing, the mother and daughter remain seated, hoping to whether the storm until the movie is over
>When an instrumental of the theme song starts up, all the bronies sing it very loudly, scaring the girl to tears
>When the man sitting next to her raises his flabby arms to clap and cheer, she is assaulted with a noxious cloud of body odor
>The film continues, and there is a brief scene where Fluttershy's butt is front and center
>Suddenly, everyone in the theater goes deathly quiet, and for once the girl can hear what the ponies are saying.
>Not for long
>Everyone pulls down their XXL gym shorts down and begins fapping furiously to the scene which has already passed.
>The mother grabs her daughter and holds her close, praying for it to end
>Suddenly, audible ejaculations everywhere as semen is sprayed into the air in fountains, showering the girl in brony juice
>No easy task to clear the ground
>plant our tiny seeds