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- >You wake up feeling hazy
- >You look around and see you’re in a forest
- >But wait Anon weren’t you on a path earlier?
- >Yes but now you’re in a forest
- Whoop-dee bucking-doo
- >You look around and see more light coming from what could be a clearing
- >You head towards hoping to get out and figure out how to get on the right path
- >You finally make it to the clearing and find logs in front of a campfire
- >It seems the campfire was put out recently
- If I am at campsite then there must be a ranger house that I can go to
- >You see a path and go along with it leading you to some unknown place
- >The trees start to thin out and eventually you make it out of the forest
- >You stand at the edge and see a town
- Not as nice as my city but at least I can get help
- >The path takes you to the town and you noticed that the buildings are kind of big for a p0ny
- >The town seems kind of empty
- >You hear a door close and a jingle of keys
- >Help can be found now
- >”*gasp* a pony!”
- >You turn to the sound and see some monster on two legs run up to you and hug you
- >”Aren’t you the cutest wittle powny EVER!
- >It picks you up in its forelegs
- LET GO OF ME YOU MONSTER!
- >You struggle in its forelegs and then fall on your rump
- >You get up in a panic and look into its eyes
- >”OH MY GOSH! YOU CAN TALK!”
- >Its blue eyes grew almost as big as yours
- Of course I can…I am not afraid of YOU!
- >You’re too scared to run from this thing
- >”I must take you to Twilight!”
- >It grabs you again
- >You scream like a filly and passed out
- ******
- >You wake up feeling hazy
- >You look up to see you’re in somep0ny’s house
- Thank you for helping me off the road
- >”You see? Told you it talks”
- >”Well Pinkie, it seems you were right”
- >”Well duh Twilight? Why would I be wrong about a magical talking p0ny?”
- >You’re too nervous to move
- >Everything comes back to mind
- >The forest
- >The town
- >The…monster
- >”Pinkie...just keep an eye on him, I have to go back to the meeting”
- >The “Twilight” monster seems scarier than the “Pinkie” monster
- >Her ears just seem so unnatural
- >”Aye aye Twilight”
- >Twilight…what a scary name
- >”Hey little fella don’t be afraid, I’ll be right back to help you out”
- >You look into her eyes with worry…you can already feel her ready to gobble you up
- >She gives you a smile and you see her disappear
- >Oh Celestia…THEY CAN TELEPORT
- Pl-please don’t hurt me…I can tell you I don’t taste very good
- >The “Pinkie” monster just stares at you
- >”Oh you silly little pony, I am not gonna eat you”
- >You don’t believe it
- >”Listen I bet you’re hungry. Hey? Do you like cupcakes?”
- >Cupcakes…so sweet and tasty
- Uh…yes…I do
- >YOU FOAL IT COULD BE DRUGGED
- Uh actually uh no…
- >She gives you a sad look
- >How can something so scary can look so cute?
- >”Now now my little pony, you shouldn’t be lying. Do you like cupcakes?”
- >You figure you must be honest with her
- >Best to compromise then anger her
- Uh yes…I do like cupcakes
- >She gives a huge grin
- >”Then wait here while I get you some”
- >You raise your head and see she left
- >You get up and lay on your stomach
- >You look around and see you’re in a store with pastries behind the glass counter
- >You smell the air and there it is…baked sweets
- >Your stomach rumbles and your mouth begins to salivate
- Oh I do hope she didn’t drug the food
- >”Here, I hope you like fresh baked cupcakes”
- >It smells so good and you can practically taste the frosting in your mouth
- >”Wait…can magical talking p0nies eat sweets?”
- >She stops the plate holding two delicious looking cupcakes in front of your face
- YES WE CAN!
- >You jump on her and begin to eat the cupcakes like an animal
- >They both land on her squishy chest
- >She giggles and squeaks as you eat the cupcake off her strange fur
- >”Please stop Mr. P0ny you’re ruining my shirt”
- >You stop and noticed you were actually confusing her clothing for fur
- >You let go of her shirt that was still in your mouth
- Sorry, they looked so good
- >”Oh its fine, you must have been really hungry”
- Uh yeah I was…
- “Oh I forgot what’s your name?”
- >Wow a second ago you were panicking for your dear life but now your friendly with this creature
- Oh its Anonymous or Anon for short
- >”Well that is a cute and strange name”
- Uh yeah uh thanks…Pinkie
- >”Uhm Anon could you uh get off please. You’re a bit of a heavy p0ny”
- Oh sorry
- >You get off her and look at the mess you made
- >You pick up the dropped plate with your teeth
- Sarrhigy forh tha mesh
- >”Oh it’s okay Anon”
- >She gets up and you see the frosty mess on her shirt
- I am sorry
- >”Oh don’t worry about it, it’s fine”
- >She grabs the plate from your mouth and heads back through a sliding door
- >You lick your muzzle to get any frosting or crumbs off your face
- >You hear her walk back out and look at the clock
- >”Hmmm the Town Meeting should be done soon”
- >You remember that you aren’t in Equestria anymore
- Uhm Pinkie?
- >”Yes?”
- >She just gives you an innocent sweet smile
- Where am I?
- >”You’re in Equestria”
- …
- >What?
- >No, that cannot be right
- No, Equestria is a land of p0nies…not…whatever you are
- >”Uh sorry Anon but p0nies do exist but they don’t talk”
- >So there are p0nies
- Wait where are they then?
- >”P0nies are different from you actually”
- >How?
- How are they different?
- >”Well they don’t talk and they can’t eat sweets like you do”
- >How?
- I don't understand?
- >"UHm well their short like you and they don't move like you
- >What?
- I don't understand Pinkie
- >"Yeah sorry, I don't even know much about them except that they're pudgy"
- >More confused
- >"Hey Anon, if you're from Equestria but this isn't YOUR Equestria then...wait...there is a world full of P0NIES?
- >What?
- Huh?
- >"OH MY GOSH! A WORLD FULL OF CUTE ADORABLE LITTLE PONIES!"
- >Oww my ears...
- >"OH MY GOD I CAN THROW PARTIES EVERYDAY FOR EACH P0NY!"
- >But there isn't even a way to get home
- >You hear a jingle of some bells
- >You turn to see Twilight and four new creatures
- >"OH IT WOULD BE SOOO MUCH FUN! I CAN MAKE SOO MANY CUPCAKES"
- >"Pinkie"
- >"I CANNOT WAIT OT MEET EVERY P0NY"
- >"Pinkie"
- >"SO MANY FRIENDS"
- >"PINKAMENA DIANE PIE!"
- >Twilight scares you
- >A lot
- >Twilight: "Pinkie I need to talk to him"
- >Pinkie: "Okie dokie lokie"
- >Pinkie starts to walk away from you but you stick behind her
- Pinkie just stay with me
- >Pinkie: "Okie dokie lokie"
- >Twilight: "Well, my name is Twilight Sparkle, these are my friends Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack
- Uh hello, I am Anonymous
- >You feel like a weak little colt hiding behind Pinkie Pie
- >A lightly pink haired one comes up to you
- >"Do not be afraid little pony"
- >She sticks out a hand towards you
- >She is treating you like an animal
- >Oh you're mad now
- >You feel more confident
- I...am...not...AN ANIMAL!
- >You get up and walk in between Pinkie's legs
- >Light pink haired seems taken back
- >You give her a glare
- I may be a p0ny but I am not a critter!
- >"Oh I...I am sorry...I didn't mean to insult you"
- >It seems she really feels guilty
- >"HEY! Don't yell at Fluttershy like that! If you feel tough enough then yell at me"
- >The owner of that voice flys up in the air and glares at you
- >You cower back in awe and fear
- >The size of her wings are very intimidating
- Uh...sorry...
- >She smirks at how quickly you apologized
- >Oh you will get her back for this
- >Twilight: "Please Rainbow Dash calm down, you too Anonymous. Listen, we can help you get home but I want to ask a few questions"
- Okay, ask away
- >Twilight: "Well welcome to Equestria, where do you come from?"
- Equestria
- >Twilight eyes seem to sparkle
- >She sticks her hand out and a book appears in her hand
- >She writes down something
- >Twilight: Where exactly?
- Coltcago
- >Twilight stops and gives you a quizzical look
- >Rainbow Dash: "Don't you mean Chicago?"
- Uh no...I am from a Equestria, a land of p0nies ruled by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna
- >Everyp0ny stares at you now
- >"That can't be darling"
- Why?
- >Twilight: "Because Mother Celestia and Mother Luna do not rule a land of p0nies"
- >Mother Luna and Mother Celestia?
- >Pinkie: "Wait did you call them Princess?"
- Uh yes?
- >Pinkie: "OH MY GOSH GIRLS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?"
- >Fluttershy: "Pinkie we already understand that his Equestria is different"
- >Twilight: "I believe he comes from another realm where everyone is a p0ny"
- >Well that was pretty obvious
- >Orange haired one: Well Twilight, should you contact mother about this?
- >Twilight: "I have no idea, do you know how you got here Anonymous?"
- No, I was on my way to...
- >Everything as to why you were on a trip came back to you
- DAD! I was on my way to visit my sick dad
- >You feel sad remembering the sad letter your mother sent you
- >Fluttershy: "Oh you poor thing, you must...be sad"
- >Fluttershy pulls you into her chest for a hug
- >Instead she smothers in her big squishy chest
- MMPPFHHH
- >Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy! Your big boobs are going to kill him!"
- >Rainbow Dash just saved your life
- >You're breathing hard now
- >Fluttershy: "I'm sorry..."
- Its fine...thank you Rainbow
- >Rainbow Dash: "No problem"
- >Twilight: "Girls we need to get back on track. Anonymous-"
- Anon, call me Anon
- >Twilight: "Anon, how did you get here?"
- I have no idea. I was trotting to visit my dad who lives in Ponyville and now I am here
- >Orange haired one: "Hold on a second fellar, did you say Ponyville?"
- Yes...what is it called over here?
- >Twilight: "Ponyville, you're currently in Ponyville"
- >Wait what
- Wait...it's still Ponyille?
- >Twilight: "I'm sorry what?"
- In my Equestria...I was heading to Ponyville and...you're saying that this is Ponyville?
- >Twilight: "...yes"
- >Your head hurts
- My head hurts trying to understand all of this
- >Pinkie: "Oh you poor little thing, all far away from home with a headache"
- >Pinkie grabs you and sits on the floor
- >She lies your head down on her legs
- >Pinkie: "There there Anon, just relax"
- >She began to pet you ever so gently
- >It felt so great feeling her strange claw going through your mane
- >You look over and see Fluttershy biting onto her claw looking a little...jealous?
- >Twilight: "Anon, I need to ask you more questions"
- >Fluttershy: No Twilight, he needs to rest a little"
- >You feel Fluttershy begin to rub your side
- >Twilight: But we need to get this done before-
- >Rainbow Dash: "Het Twilight can't you just let him take a breather?"
- >You feel another claw on your side
- >Twilight: "*groan* but girls-"
- >Orange haired one: But nuthin' Twilight. I run a farm and when a hors-uhm a p0ny needs his rest, they need it
- >Soon there is a claw rubbing your stomach
- >Purple haired one: Oh let me join the fun
- >Soon the underside of your chin is being scratched
- >Twilight: "Uhm...that actually looks like fun"
- >You feel another claw scratching the top of your mane
- Well girls...this is fun and all but I feel incredibly sleepy
- >Fluttershy: "You poor thing, you must be really tired"
- >Purple haired one: "It is getting late now actually"
- >Pinkie: "Oh I'll keep him hear for the night"
- >Twilight: "But...questions"
- >Orange haired one: "But nothing Twilight. Again, he is tired and needs his rest"
- >Purple haired one: "Twilight dear, there is always tomorrow to ask the cutesy wutsy powny more questions
- >Oh Celestia if you weren't feeling good with all these claws then you would have said something
- Mhm...bed does sound nice actually
- >Pinkie: "See Twilight, he is one sleepy p0ny"
- >Purple haired one: "Well girls, I must go check on Sweetie Belle"
- >Orange haired one: "I gotta head back to ta' farm"
- >Rainbow Dash: "Yeah I got to head to bed soon, early job tomorrow"
- >The three creatures left the store
- >Twilight just stared at you wit a sad expression
- >You felt bad that you weren't in the mood for answering questions
- I'll answer some questions Twilight but just not now
- >She gives a smile showing that clearly it worked
- >Twilight teleports away
- >You figure they must have something similar to back home with the three p0ny races
- >Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie have been talking in whispers
- >You didn't care much since Pinkie was still scratching your mane
- >But then...their giggles alerted you
- >Your spine began to tingle
- >And it tingled more when you saw both of their grins
- >Oh no
- >Oh yes
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