Colgate shorts

>Day teeth in Equestria
>You had set an appointment to get your teeth cleaned
>The dentist was a pony named Colgate, how very fitting
>You open the door and approach the check-in counter
"Hi, I'm Anonymous. I had an appointment with Doctor Colgate"
>The assistant pops her gum and with a bored expression tells you to go into the room on the left
>"He'll be there shortly"
>You sit in the chair and look around the room, it had usual dentist stuff
>You hear the door close and see a blue mare
>"Hello there Anonymous, I'm Doctor Colgate"
"Uh...I was told you were a stallion..."
>"Oh haha, my assistant goofs up with her "he and shes"
>Sounds legit
>She quickly looks over a clipboard and tosses it over her shoulder
>She then applies the mask over your face
>The gas dispels into your nostrils causing you to barely get any word out
"But Doctor...why...uh"

>You wake up very cold from the waist down
>The window is open and your pants are around your ankles
>Suddenly the door bursts open
>A heaving bald pony with glasses is there
>"Darnnit she escaped again. AIDE! Tell the Mayor that Minuette is loose again"
"Wait what's happening?
>"I hate tell to you this...but...you just got raped"
"WHAT!"
>"I'm the real Doctor Colgate"
>You just lost your pony virginity
>"Would you like a sucker?"
Fucking ponies