StealthAnon one-shot

>Be Anon
>Stealth Master, factory worker
>You work at the local box factory in Horseland
>Not a dreamed job but the payment allows you to eat everyday, so fair enough
>You wake up, do the glorious triple S and get dressed
>You begin going dowstairs to get a nice breakfast
>You can`t decide if you`ll get cereals or [spoiler]Cereals[/spoiler]
>Decision is a bitch in this place
>Well, you pour yourself some Choco Punchs, alcohol included
>Damn you love Berry for making this cereals, the chocolate licor added gives it a fine taste
>Breakfast goes pretty well, until you watch the clock, 7:30, and remember It`s THAT time of the day
>The time has come, you didn`t want to believe, believe this would happen again. The daily routine tells of her return, the sleep, was only a delay.
>The knock on the door draws your attention
Fuck it, lets end this... [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You say
>You open the door and there she stands, smiling with that evil face, the face that not even the devil itself will dare to watch, you believe that thousands of demons fusionated into this grimace, this rotten but still walking carcase. (pic related)
>F:H-hello-
What is it now? [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You quickly interrupt her
>F:"am... I-I was wondering if you could help me take off my Heart Warming Eve`s decorations...I-if that`s ok with you Noel..."
>Oh no... she called you by your surname...
What have YOU DONE! GET TO COVER!
>F:"Wha-what? *EEP*" You grab her and throw her on the floor and you do the same
>And then you see it.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlXWxsaNsCc&feature=player_detailpage#t=17s
>Berry Punch is walking peacefully when a dumbass pony with a camera and a spoon starts chasing and hiting her with the spoon
>Soon Berry lies on the floor with a puddle of her own blood around and the pony just laughs while looking at the camera and runs away
Oh damn it! Now I won´t have more of my special choco-cereal! Well, at least I have my last bowl...
>You look at Fluttershy
Don´t You know that bad things happend around if you call me by my surname!?
>She looks at you, so much confussion expresed on her face that you think she might hit herself at some point...
>F:"B-bad things will happen i-if I call you Noel?"
>OH FOR THE LOVE OF
>You hear a fire starting and look behind you, your bowl of choco-cereal is on fire and in just a few seconds its reduced into a pile of ashes.
I hate you so much Fluttershy...
>F:I love you my dear! I was w-wondering if you could help me take off my Heart Warming Eve`s decorations. Santa Mare left me a list of new fetishes I could try with you but first I need to clean up!"
>Wait, Santa Mare? She came but didn`t give you anything? THE NERVE OF THAT HO[spoiler]RSE[/spoiler]
That bastard came and didn`t visit me? Well guess what, it seems that she`ll be receiving a visit now...
>*18 minutes later*
>You check yourself before starting your mission
>Camouflage suit? Check
>Bandana? Check
>Magnificent male beard? Check
>Ok, you are ready. Now lets pay that no-gifter whorse a visit.
>You leave your house and make your way where Twilismo told you to go.
>That egghead even knows where a myth lives...
>You spent days and nights travelling and you finally reached the place
>The Gifting Shop...
>Twilight told you this is a normal place where ponies buy things they want, but they have a special promotion that gives you one free thing of your choice on Heart Warming Eve.
>You close the distance but stay hidden in some bushes near the entrance, it`s night-time and two pony guards protect the entrance
>Damn it, the only places you think could be the entrance inside are that door or the windows, but there is no way you could reach the windows, they are damn too high!
>Looking near you for something to help, you notice a box just lying around
Yes! This will certainly help me with the guards!
>...
>...
>Guard Pony 2: OH MY CELESTIA ! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!? *HIT* AAAH THE PAIN, SOMEP0NY STOP THE PAIN! *HIT* *TRASHING* AAGHH!
>You stop hiting the second guard when you notice he doesn`t move anymore, the first one is already dead, eyes rolled.
Ah box, I always knew you`d be of help someday!
>You throw the blood stained box and grab the key from one of the guard corpses and open the gate.
>Once inside you look the map of the place that was on wall, this seems like a shopping mall.
>You notice on the map a big area with a painting of a Mare dressed in red and white.
>That must be the bitch, so you head to that place.
>Gotta be sneaky, hiding behind the stuff, you are thin enough so your silloute doesn`t show
>Once you reached the place you see her from behind...
SANTA MAREEEEE! [spoiler] [/spoiler]>You scream
>She turns around and... No... It can´t be!
You...It was YOU all along!
>F:"You discovered me A-Anon..."
>Fluttershy! YOu should have known better...
WHY DIDN´T YOU GIVE ME A GIFT?
>F:"Oh you silly goose, I did get you a gift, but it´s also my own gift! Remember the fetishes list? Well, those are the ones I will try with you at the same time, thats my gift for you my love!"
You will NEVER get me you freak-show!
>You turn around and find another box
AHA! Bye bye Flutterbutter!
>You grab the box and hide under it
>Stealth
>F:"Amm Anon? I can s-still see you..."
No you can´t!
>She tryes to lift the box but you hold onto it
>F:"Anon stop forcing the box and love me already!"
NEVER!
>F:"Ok, you leave me no other choice mister!"
>Heh, you beated her. She could never get you when box is arou-AAAH!!
>What the fuck just hit you? It left a hole on the box and hit your face!
Gaah!
>Here it is again! Another hole in your precious stealth device, and when a third attack comes you see it
Fluttershy! is that a... dildo?
>F:"It was included with my gift Anon! Is box penetration your fetish my love?"
NO! GET AWAY FROM ME
>Multiple holes on the box left your butt discovered
>F:"Hello mister apple-butt! Know my friend The Digger?"
>Fluttershy grabs a dildo drill and aims for your butt
NO FLUTTERSHY PLEASE I´LL DO ANYTHING!
>F:Oh but you are already doing it sweetie. Is anus drilling your fetish?
>And that`s how you spent the rest of the night being anally raped by
>Fucking Fluttershy