Skope94 and the curious and pervese love he shared with Dawn
By MakeOurDay, aged 8 and a half

There waz once a hansome young weeaboo who speends his tim reading on the internet. He name was Skope94. One day, Skope94 was in the TPP chatbox, spamming Kappas and other dank memes, when someone @messaged him. Her name XxXkaawiidawnstarXxX.

“lel, dank meme XD 4Head” she said

Them, thtrough the powers of her moe desu-ness, she materalised in Skope94’s basemenmt. She observed the disturbing amount of MLP posters and Mountain Dew suurrinding her, but ignored them in fouvour of the memetic sex god before here eyes.

“oh Skope94, Squritle on my Jigglypuffs” sighed Dawn, tearing off her maid costume and climing onto his bed, pushing aside the bodypillows. One had a picture of Pioxys on it, his favourite chinese cartoon waifu.

Then Skope94 realised that all boyfriend-free girls are assholes, and promtly started tipping his fadora so quickly that Dawn willingly left this mortal coil. The end.