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Anon Lifts Part 1

Nov 12th, 2014
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  1. >You are Anon, currently living in the quaint little town of Ponyville
  2. >You're currently packing up equipment to go to the gym once again
  3. >After living in Equestria for a while, you finally decided to lose all the weight you gained over the years
  4. >You signed up for a gym membership, and have been going for over a year now
  5. >You've lost a lot of weight, and you can actually see your abs
  6. >Holy shit right?
  7. >Not wanting to lose your gains, you continue going almost every day
  8. >You still feel as if you can do better
  9. >After putting on your shorts, you head out the door
  10. >The gym is a simple 10 minute walk from where you live
  11. >You notice ponies staring at you, and once you make contact with their eyes, they quickly turn their head away
  12. >That's probably nothing
  13. >"NONNY!"
  14. >You're pulled out of your thoughts at the sudden yelling
  15. >You turn your head to see a pink blur barreling down at you
  16. >You do a sick backflip and dodge the blur
  17. >Just kidding, it smashes into you a mach like speed and you fall flat on your ass
  18. >"Hey Nonny! Are you going to the gym again?"
  19. >Pinkie is sitting on your lap, directly in front of your face
  20. >You can feel people staring at you two
  21. >In embarrassment, you quickly stand up
  22. >Pinkie rolls over onto the ground
  23. "Yeah, I was just on my way."
  24. >You feel a pain in your ass
  25. >You rub it in protest
  26. *SPLASH*
  27. >You look behind you to see a pony laying down in a puddle, in a spasm
  28. >Must have tripped into it
  29. >hasn't it been 3 days since it rained?
  30. >Nah, you're crazy.
  31. >"Oh hey, I have a super cool idea! I could join you! We could be fitness buddies!"
  32. "But you don't have a gym membership"
  33. >"There's a 3 day trial. Now come on, can I join you?"
  34. >She looks up at you with her big blue eyes, waiting for an answer
  35. >Damnit, you really don't like working with a partner
  36. >Being watched and all
  37. >But she's doing her puppy dog face
  38. >Damn you, you adorable bastard.
  39. "Alright, fine."
  40. >"Alright! Comeoncomeon! Let's go!"
  41. >She takes off running in the direction of the gym
  42. "Wait no, slow down!"
  43. >It's too late, she's off
  44. >Fuck, cardio's gonna kill your gains
  45. >Fuck it, you take off running after her
  46.  
  47. >A couple minutes later, you arrive the gym entrance with a bored looking Pinkie leaning against a wall
  48. >"You are SO slow Nonny."
  49. >Those pet names just add insult to injury
  50. "Just... Come on"
  51. >"Okie Dokie Lokie!"
  52. >You and Pinkie walk inside the gym
  53. >You see many ponies running on treadmills, lifting weights and doing other miscellaneous exercises
  54. >One big white buff one is injecting something into his upper leg
  55. >Note to yourself: Avoid that guy
  56. >"What do we do first?" She inquires, "There are so many options here."
  57. "I usually start with a short warm-up before I use any equipment"
  58. >"Oh, okay! Lead the way!"
  59. >I have to exercise with this pink energetic hyper horse
  60. >Not how I wanted to spend this day
  61. >You lead her to a small room with nothing but mats on the floor, a couple punching bags and mirrors on the 2 red and white walls perpendicular to wall with the door
  62. >A bench also lays next to the door
  63. >You enter the room and set your bag on the bench, noticing there is no one else in the room
  64. >Pinkie happily hops in behind you
  65. >She stares at a thermostat for a couple seconds before turning to you
  66. >"So, what do you do first?"
  67. "I always start off with a couple of quick stretches."
  68. >"Well go on then."
  69. >During your stretches, you notice Pinkie just sitting there watching you.
  70. >Her big blue piercing unblinking eyes watching you.
  71. >Making you quite uncomfortable.
  72. "Are you planning to join in?"
  73. >She continues to sit there, not replying or even acknowledging you said anything
  74. >Great, she's just here to watch
  75. >Even better.
  76. >Slightly annoyed, you continue on.
  77. >You turn your mind away from here, and purely focus on your warm-up
  78. >After finishing your final stretch, you look down to find Pinkie has moved from her spot
  79. >You scan over the room to see her standing next to the thermostat
  80. "What are you doing?"
  81. >She jumps slightly, then turns her head towards you with a smile.
  82. >"You seemed a little warm, so I turned on the AC"
  83. "Oh, thank you."
  84. >You smile at her kindness and concern for your well being.
  85. >Even if you don't feel that warm
  86. >But why would she lie?
  87. >"So what's next?"
  88. "Nothing too extreme, just situps and push-ups, 100 of each."
  89. >You lay on your back and get into proper position.
  90. >"Is there anyway I can help?"
  91. "Yeah, actually. Come sit on me."
  92. >Suddenly her face gets beet red.
  93. >"Y-you want me to...-to s-sit on you?" She barely stutters out
  94. "Uh... Yeah. Come over here."
  95. >She practically sprints over to you and stands over your head
  96. >She starts to lower herself...
  97. "What are you doing? I need you on my stomach."
  98. >"O-oh... Of course! Right!"
  99. >Her stuttering disappears and face turns to normal as she places herself on your stomach, just above your legs.
  100. >"Ready when you are captain!"
  101. >Right.
  102. >You begin, bringing yourself up slightly then down
  103. >Bitches jelly of your proper sit up form
  104. "20..."
  105. >You feel yourself starting to get warm and sweaty
  106. >You don't usually sweat this early
  107. "35..."
  108. >You see Pinkie's face start to get red again.
  109. "60..."
  110. >She starts to squirm a bit on your body
  111. "85..."
  112. >She bites her lip and starts moving forward and backward slightly
  113. "95..."
  114. >You see her gasping for breath
  115. "100!"
  116. >She looks on the verge of explosion
  117. "Hey, you okay?"
  118. >"ooaahh... I'm just... Fine..." She barely manages to spout that out
  119. >You place her off of you
  120. >Jeez, you're sweating a lot
  121. >Your shirt is sticking to your skin with sweat, and you have a particularly large wet spot on the lower part of your shirt
  122. >Pinkie must be covered in your sweat
  123. >You'll apologise later
  124. >You sit up, take off your shirt and throw it to the side.
  125. >A gasp is very audibly heard from Pinkie
  126. >You see liquid all over her lower body
  127. "Ah, crap. I think all that's my fault" You say as you point to the wetness of her lower body
  128. >"Oh, like you wouldn't believe." She says, in a strange voice.
  129. >Great, she's mocking you.
  130. >And she's going to let you take all the blame
  131. >And man, you're sweating far too much, you're absolutely drenched
  132. >Regardless, you roll over on your stomach and get into push-up position.
  133. >You see Pinkie roll over as well, and you think she's going to join you in exercise
  134. >She instead, just puts her hooves below her chin to support her head
  135. >She smiles at you, with half open exhausted eyes
  136. >"Please, go ahead."
  137. >How'd she even get that tired?
  138. >You're focusing on the wrong thing here.
  139. >You begin your push-ups.
  140. "1...2..."
  141. >"Mmmm..."
  142. >You stop for a moment and look at her.
  143. >"Yes?"
  144. "..."
  145. "3...4..."
  146. "10..."
  147. >"You're really strong..."
  148. "30..."
  149. >Her face is once again blushed
  150. "35..."
  151. >"Ooooh Anon, go faster~"
  152. >Finally, some encouragement!
  153. >You thought she was going to mock you all day
  154. "50..."
  155. >One hoof disappeares behind her as she lays her head on the ground
  156. "60..."
  157. >"A-Anon! You're so good at this! A-ah~!"
  158. "Damn right I'm good at doing this... 65..."
  159. "70..."
  160. >"Don't you dare stop anon!"
  161. >I don't plan to.
  162. "73..."
  163. >"Riggidty Raggidty and I need your Dongamus Kongamus..."
  164. >What?
  165. "What?"
  166. >"Don't stop!"
  167. >Why does she always have to be so weird?
  168. "80..."
  169. >"Faster! Yes! Faster!"
  170. >Her tongue is hanging out
  171. >It really is hot in here
  172. >We'll need some water after this
  173. "95..."
  174. >"Almost there! Keep going! Faster! Faster!"
  175. "99..."
  176. >"YYYES IT'S COMING!"
  177. "100!"
  178. *SPLASH*
  179. >"AAAAAAAAaaauu..." She starts mumbling incoherently.
  180. "Wow, you were really pumped about this."
  181. >You overlook her sweat wet body
  182. "You need to calm down a bit. You're as sweaty as I am. Especially down there..."
  183. >This heat is seriously messing with you
  184. >You glance at the thermostat
  185. "That's why it's so god damn hot in here."
  186. >You turn it down to a suitable temperature
  187. >Just then, the door opens up.
  188. >Standing in the doorway is Rarity, wearing sweatbands on her forehead and forelegs
  189. >"Oh, this room is occupied?"
  190. >You see her eyes glance over the downed Pinkie, and widen as she see's you.
  191. >"Well, you could grind meat on those bad boys..."
  192. Do ponies grind meat? Should I replace it with cheese? Ah, who cares.
  193. >Pinke is just starting to get up, her legs shaking
  194. >"Was it good for you too?"
  195. "What do you mean?"
  196. >"I mean... You're really strong I bet."
  197. "Hell yeah I am."
  198. >She smirks
  199. >"Could you lift me?"
  200. >You walk over to her and grab her by the scruff of the neck, lifting her up to face level.
  201. "Hah, too easy."
  202. >Rarity trots over to you
  203. >"Anonymous, I had no idea you were this muscular."
  204. "Heh, I have been pushing myself really hard lately."
  205. >You punch your abs with your free hand
  206. "Though I doubt I'm completely fit. I'm just above average, I'd say.
  207. >"Well I say you look positively fabulous..."
  208. >She walks around you, eyeing every part of your body
  209. >"And you look very strong..."
  210. "Well, strong enough to lift a little horse."
  211. >You say as you look at Pinkie
  212. >"Oh yeah?" Pinkie replies, "Can you lift 2 ponies?"
  213. "Yes."
  214. >"3 ponies?"
  215. "Absolutetly."
  216. >"How about 4 ponies, all on a weight bar?"
  217. "Without a doubt."
  218. >"If your so confident, how about we make this interesting?" Rarity chimes in with.
  219. "Do you mean..."
  220. >"A bet!" Pinkie yells in your ear, which staggers you a bit
  221. >After the ringing subsides, you set her down on the ground.
  222. >"A little wager. If you can lift 4 ponies on those little weight bars, you win the wager."
  223. "This sounds interesting."
  224. >"If we win, then we get to..." She stops to eye your body, "...'experiment', on your body."
  225. >Experiment?
  226. >I bet Twilight set her up to this.
  227. "And if I win?"
  228. >"You can set your own terms."
  229. >Thinking for a bit, your mind draws a blank.
  230. "How about... everyone involved gives me 20 bits?"
  231. >"Aw, come on Nonny, that's so boring." She leans on my leg, "Can't you think of anything better?"
  232. >"I have to agree with her Anonymous."
  233. "Uhm... ah..."
  234. >They're staring at you intently
  235. "If I win, you both have to..."
  236. >They lean in closer
  237. "You both have to be my..."
  238. >They lean in even closer
  239. "be my..."
  240. >Pinkie leans in too much and falls flat on her face
  241. "Be my slaves. For a month."
  242. >...
  243. "Er... Was that too much?
  244. >"Oh no dear... In fact, I'd say it's just perfect. Wouldn't you agree Pinkie?"
  245. >Pinkie picks herself up off the ground
  246. >"I think it's the best idea he's ever had."
  247. "So it's a bet."
  248. >That went a lot better than expected.
  249. "So... Where are we going to get the ponies to be the weights?"
  250. >"Darling, did you already forget about the rest of our friends?"
  251. >You kind of did
  252. >"Okay! I'll get Rainbow and Applejack!" Pinkie proclaims.
  253. >"Alright, I'll get Twilight and Fluttershy" Rarity adds.
  254. "And I'll... Wait here."
  255. >They then race off to find their friends.
  256. >This will be fun.
  257.  
  258. >Be Pinkie
  259. >Anon agreed to the wager!
  260. >Rarity is so smart.
  261. >You're racing to Rainbows cloud house this very moment
  262. >You're so excited to see what'll happen
  263. >No matter the outcome, this'll be so fun!
  264. >Riggity Raggety Roo, I'm coming for you!
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