My friend R's Achaean newbie, now with LESS IRL intrusion!

*** Here we go! Be sure to read HELP WHATNOW! ***
The Ring of Portals (indoors).
You have a strong sense that READ SIGN would be a good idea. A sign floats above the ground here. A
cute little humgii is sitting here placidly, attached to a leash. A cherrywood chair covered in pink
satin embroidered with a red letter J and a gold plaque is here. An oak chair covered in pale blue
velvet and a deep blue monogrammed R with a gold plaque is here. A bronze-plated couch with a
covering of red velvet is here. Romeo, the Guide is here, wreathed in divine fire. Rolvan is here.
Fry, Novitiate Third is here. He wields a steel shortsword in his right hand.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
[HINT: If you need some advice on what to do, use the newbie channel to ask for help. Try entering
this: NEWBIE Could someone please help me? (then explain what sort of help you need).
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Fry has entered the registration process.
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Romeo's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
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Romeo, the Guide says, "Welcome, Agnosia."
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Fry has returned from registration.
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Rolvan's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
500h, 500m ex-greet romeo
You greet Romeo with a sincere smile.
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Rolvan cackles hellishly.
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Evander appears in a flash of light. Sometimes it is good to be a newbie!
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Evander grows still and his lips begin to move silently.
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Evander is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to
Achaea.
500h, 500m ex-greet evander
"Greetings!" you say with a smile.
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Orsino appears in a flash of light. Sometimes it is good to be a newbie!
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Romeo's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
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Orsino leaves to the west.
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Romeo, the Guide says, "Is there anything with which I can help you, Agnosia?"
500h, 500m ex-newbie please help
(Newbie): You say, "Please help."
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(Newbie): Romeo says, "How can I help you, Agnosia?"
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You see Rolvan yell, "ROLVAN."
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Fry leaves to the east.
500h, 500m ex-i'd like to know where the portals go
I missed that altogether.
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Romeo, the Guide says to Rolvan, "It isn't necessary to yell here - I can hear you perfectly fine!"
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"Oooooooooh!" Rolvan says, eyes wide with wonder.
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[Urgent]: Our records show that you have not yet registered. Please type REGISTER to do so. This
will save your character through daily purges.
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Rolvan swears softly to himself.
500h, 500m ex-register
Achaea Registration
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Welcome to the Achaea Character Registration system. A common registration is shared with all your
characters, identified by your unique email address. This will allow you to easily update
registration details for all your characters at once and request password resets from the website
should you forget it.

Your privacy is very important to Achaea and we will never sell, lease, or give away your personal
information. You can read more about our privacy policy here: www.ironrealms.com/privacy.

What is your email address?
Email Address > [redacted]
What is your first name?
First Name > R[edacted]
What is your last name?
Last Name > [redacted]
Please note that you must be at least 13 years of age to play this game.
What is your date of birth?
(YYYY-MM-DD) > [American-style birthdate]
Please enter a valid date of birth.
Please note that you must be at least 13 years of age to play this game.
What is your date of birth?
(YYYY-MM-DD) > [This time she read the instructions.]
What is your gender?
Male or Female > f
f
female
Where did you hear about us?
 1. The Mudconnector        9. VGCats.com             17. Newgrounds
 2. TopMudSites.com        10. Wired News             18. OnRPG.com
 3. Google                 11. Yahoo                  19. Poster/Flyer
 4. Other Iron Realms MUD  12. 12hq.com               20. RoseGuru.com
 5. From a friend          13. kalhq.com              21. SilkRoadTavern.com
 6. zMUD                   14. Kongregate.com         22. TopWebGames.com
 7. Ctrl+Alt+Del           15. lomhq.com              23. Other
 8. Nuklearpower.com       16. muHQ.com
Enter the appropriate number.
1 - 23 > 5
Here is your current registration info as entered:

Email Address: [*stretch*
First Name   : R[eally...]
Last Name    : [how come people...]
Date of Birth: [can't just play anymore?!]
Gender       : female
Referrer     : From a friend

Is this correct?
Yes or No > yes
[Info]: A confirmation email has been sent to [redacted AGAIN].
[Info]: If you do not receive the email shortly, please check your spam folders as automated email
will end up there occasionally.
[Info]: You must confirm your registration by clicking on the link provided in the email sent to
[Yes, she knew and I knew that you guys know the email addy she posted. We're not kids, and the redundancy is annoying to repeatedly redact.] or you will be prompted to register again.
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(Eleusis): Quoetzl says, "Hello Seling."
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(Eleusis): Quoetzl says, "Selind even."
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Rolvan grows still and his lips begin to move silently.
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Rolvan is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns to
Achaea.
500h, 500m ex-where are we?
No match found for "we", trying a search...
Search results for "we":
   No matches found.
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(Eleusis): Ravien says, "Hey there kiddo."
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The helpful voice of Romeo the Guide sounds within you, "If you need assistance, you can speak with
me directly. TELL JULIET <message> to ask your question."
500h, 500m ex-hi there.
Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"
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Romeo's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.
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Romeo, the Guide says, "Hello, Agnosia."
500h, 500m ex-"hello Romeo."
You say, "Hello Romeo.""
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Romeo, the Guide says, "You asked for help, before. How can I help you."
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[Urgent]: Our records show that you have not yet confirmed your registration for this character by
clicking on the link sent to the email address you provided. Please read HELP REGISTRATION for more
information on what you need to do.
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Nabih appears in a flash of light. Sometimes it is good to be a newbie!
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Santharian appears in a flash of light. Sometimes it is good to be a newbie!
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Danof appears in a flash of light. Sometimes it is good to be a newbie!
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Santharian leaves to the north.
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Nabih leaves to the east.
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Santharian arrives from the north.
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Santharian leaves to the west.
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Danof leaves to the west.
500h, 500m ex-newbie how is it that there is an "evil" city? What kind of people congregate around an abstract concept  that way?
(Newbie): You say, "How is it that there is an "evil" city? What kind of people congregate around an
abstract concept that way?"
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(Newbie): Romeo says, "Evil is not an abstract concept in Achaea. It is a way of life."
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Shandora tells you, "We had a good city once, but it got smitten by the uber-god of stupid during
some event lots of people hated."
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(Newbie): Romeo says, "Many cities have an ethos which aligns to an axis of power - typically, a
realm overseen by one of our many Gods."
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(Newbie): Romeo says, "HELP GODS will tell you more about the Gods, and what They do!"
500h, 500m ex-newbie so people who enjoy being evil flock to Mhaldor and there is also a whole city built to oppose Mhaldor?
(Newbie): You say, "So people who enjoy being evil flock to Mhaldor and there is also a whole city
built to oppose Mhaldor?"
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Rozenth appears in a flash of light. Sometimes it is good to be a newbie!
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Rozenth leaves to the east.
500h, 500m ex-HELP GODS
11 THE DEITIES OF ACHAEA

Many are the immortals who exist at the will of Sarapis, the Supreme Creator.

   11.1     About the Gods     The immortals.
   11.1.1   Celani             Servants of the Gods.
   11.1.2   Talking to Gods    High risk.
   11.2     Divine Orders      What they are, what they do.
   11.3     Offerings          Offering things to the Gods at holy shrines.
   11.4     Temples            The Temples of the Gods.
   11.5     Ascension          Ascending from mortality to Divinity.
   11.6     Divine Favours     Earning the favour of the Gods.
   11.6.1   Divine Punishments Incurring the wrath of the Gods.

THE PANTHEON OF ACHAEAN GODS

   11.7     Pantheon           The rulers of Achaea.
   11.7.1   Aegis              The God of War.
   11.7.2   Artemis            The Goddess of the Cataclysm.
   11.7.3   Aurora             The Lightbringer.
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(Newbie): Romeo says, "It is not quite so black-and-white as that. Many cities oppose Mhaldor, as
they believe Evil is contrary to their own goals. Mhaldor also opposes many cities, for the same
reason."
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[Urgent]: Our records show that you have not yet confirmed your registration for this character by
clicking on the link sent to the email address you provided. Please read HELP REGISTRATION for more
information on what you need to do.
500h, 500m ex-more
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   11.7.4   Babel              The God of Oblivion.
   11.7.5   Deucalion          The Righteous Fire.
   11.7.6   Gaia               The Wildwood Queen.
   11.7.7   Lorielan           The Jade Empress.
   11.7.8   Lupus              The Wild God of the Beasts.
   11.7.9   Neraeos            The God of the Sea.
   11.7.10  Ourania            The Goddess of the Moon.
   11.7.11  Pandora            The Goddess of Mischief.
   11.7.12  Phaestus           The Smith.
   11.7.13  Prospero           The God of Wealth.
   11.7.14  Sartan             The Malevolent.
   11.7.15  Scarlatti          The Great Bard.
   11.7.16  Thoth              The God of Death.
   11.7.17  Twilight           The God of Darkness.
   11.7.18  Valnurana          The Goddess of Sleep and Dreams.
   11.7.19  Vastar             The Skylord.

DEPARTED AND FALLEN GODS

   11.8.1   Aeon               The Lord of Time.
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Jenaro arrives from the ether.
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Jenaro leaves to the west.
500h, 500m ex-qq
You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the
land.
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You grow still and begin to silently pray for preservation of your soul while you are out of the
land.
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(Newbie): Romeo says, "If Mhaldor were to have a polar opposite, it would be Targossas - a city
founded on the principles of Light."
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No matches found.