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  1. One morning while captain Alexiel was sucking big dicks he farted cum. He was straight, but Poland sucks. Joining the Schutzstaffel makes okay money, but poor conditions often lead to asking Germany to saacrifice 72 virgins while beating off. It all started when some faggot fucked a goat with a toolbox with no reacharound banana, vegina, the n-word are all gay much like some Spanish forum poster who shitposts harder than a sauce dipped in koala feces, which is really, really unhealthy. Wow! I accidentally lost the game and meme'd a a leather daddy with megatron having illegitimate butt children named after a certain gay pornstar "Paprika Zeta-Jones" who snorts glue and honked the mime while being my peanus weanus, of course! After that, Hitler joined a club while having relations with Snake 2512 then seven gods came and farted boy next door which smelled very covered in grease Spacemanspark please leave we beg you jews did wtc then a wild pack of nerds called admins started pooping on the mouth of a large stone statue even thought it's Scared of Shadows ate shit nigga and asspocalypse happend so god came all over everyone "woops" he exclaimed. as he wiped his sweaty weiner with a sandpaper "damn i'm thugging" warp speed thuggin a real og carpet and ruggin then two black ass dudes came started making trouble call dat the THREE WORD GAME nigga u high my life got flipped-turned upside and id like to take a super massive black pot of coffee without any milk and fuck it with my penis then stick a Banging donk on and APC destroyed Yo Holmes, smell that cottage cheese peanus weanus, haha! was his name, and Peanus-Weanus was a white listening to rap just kidding faggot it was hip-hop am community advocate with peanus weanus blackjack and hookers everything is fine. One day while Buzz was mustardbaiting chef made tofu and green eggs made of dookie but it also came with a side of shit named Paprika-Shit. Coders be like firecage is mad and paprika is a nice dude compared to, like, Hitler's moustatche's barber who was a nice man actually jk hes gay and likes to pop a somali and then explode what a gansta. However, paprika story he's a faggot and also a pretty cool guy Unlike that guy paprika who is [b]just like DeFoe[/b] autistic and a really big fucking propane salesman that snorts mad methane and cow farts ill be ballin iny'all cowards don't nigger things up hahahahahahahaha :D peanus-weanus my weanus peanus kill you're self after killing yourself but failed terribly you seriously are really, really, really miggles is gay that doesn't work like Scrooge McDuck and polish patriotism funny joke Snake! you're a lad and a trap that does wonders to underage boys crikey, we're in trouble if we bend tha spoon with might of two big black kawaii desu paprikas this epic meme:^) he rapped quickly palms are sweaty mom is spaghetti vomit on his sweater already, mom's cock in his dang, bang bang I found a dildo in my mom's drawer that I swollowed whole because i was lusting for dick of miggles and pussy of paprika aka: the maw aka: the abyss aka. sloppy susan aka. the crusher aka: obtuse maw aka. marianas trench aka. hotdog hallway aka. dong den aka. AN IGLOO aka. goober grotto aka. penis pocket aka. kyoto, japan aka. miggle's house aka. cockacabana, brazil aka. third world aka. has septicemia aka ruined game aka kill me. So paprika decided Poland is awful and Violaceus too handsome he is. Wait, that's wrong. Actually it's not. it definitely is you ugly faggot. but secretly i weenus peanus! haha! glasses, jacket, shirt Flamingo patterned pajamas youngbuck tieon liger These are things ur mom said when she was 10 years old Violaceus rapes children not, was Maccus But Fenby's kool Well actually, no. Then one night Then one night Then one night Groundhog day happened so bill murray Chelped with SOS It was messy Like SoS's pants Revive me pls Then one night is a horrible unspeakable vile repugnant and miggles spreads Butter on bread because fuck dapolice because fuck dapolice naw, fuck u gork and mork Castor and Pollux play doctor with my ex girl dog who i named north korea nuclear launch detected you don't know how to play your own fucking forum game you piece of shit stop fucking posting miggles is girl yes i am i am too game pointless now like Poland's existence poland is fuck Russia will rushya! Cornflakes and Vodka then one night Papa Scardy came to teach u about beef jerky its dried meat that was jerked i believe i m gay lol ahah nice one heh, thanks man epic simply epic gay means happy And also homosexual He's nervous, but on the surface vomit on spaghetti his arms are his mom's spaghetti this story hasn't really been going anywhere from the start but I see you guys now also gave up on at least keeping the sentences coherent it's three words yeah ricotez, sheesh bad bitches that's that shit I eat regularly with burgah time lmao fuck off ricotez you can only post three words "miggles wrote: you can only post" ONE... TWO... TWEE.... Wait that's not right Game is kill "Cipher3 wrote: "miggles wrote: you can only post" ONE... TWO... TWEE.... Wait that's not right" whats going on "Cipher3 wrote: "miggles wrote: you can only post"" "miggles wrote: "Cipher3 wrote: "miggles wrote: you can only""" Tricksy, tricksy hobbitses... I SAID HEY HO, LETS GO THEY'RE FORMING IN IM ON THAT GOOD KUSH AND ALCOHOL, GOT SOME DOWN BITCHES I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAN CALL, I I WOULD DO WITHOUT YALL, I'MA BALL TILL THE DAY I FALL youngbuckliontiger's a faggot [b]What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.[/b] no you can't im gay lol! Now it's fucked they ruined it he dead, amen goodnight sweet prince nice meme, bro! End of rine. Like tears in such good story saegrimr is shit you tell him! i told him i'm marilyn manson shit posting general HOE, SHUTTHE FUCKUP I am inintoxicate which means drunk that was fun fun is outlawed by the Hitlers at #coderbus, who shit out abortions shit tier thread just like you kraso ruined it kraso ruins everything no I don't kill yourself kraso why don't you i still have work to do on straykitty's server *egomaniacal admin response* POUND THE FUCKING MEAT, JERK IT SUCKING DICK IS SUEXUALLY LIBERATING FUCK. liberate this *unzips katana* it's nothing Except glorious ERP. which stands for Extreme rap parody. that sounds gay And might be Actually mildly homosexual *poons the poon* the only pooning you'll be doing Fenby all night all night long with your face hitting your face and paps ass Yn awr, mae said the negro Bigger nigger wigger Maccus did chant while he savagely pooned that poon. what's poontown anyway some kinda bullshit big fat fucking dicks up my gaping putrid rectum but only when I look at aggressively homosexual fathers and smile, gripping death grips album into the trash just like straykitty palms are sweaty knees weak, arms heavy, dads ravioli miggles nervous, but bitch ass hornygranny the whole crowd Pussy game fierce goes so loud miggles blows chow ass to mouth sweet lemon tea while Miggles be drinking lil hugs mind on my diabeetus which is like lieutenant dan i am rolling rollin' rollin' what? Space station thirteen is autism central for neckbeards of old cheeto dust and sticky tissues ass blast USA fucking suicide kraso suicide succumb ghost do that irl no go away commit suicide s0ldi3rkr4s0 poop inside myself cant double jump small meat gang miggles nsos paprika are equally faggots sitting in a coffin full of eachother's cum tissues. They're so delicious~~ with boi pussy im lovin it commercial drones say before stuffin face. three word game is dumb just like kavaloosh all nine pages
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