Crazy Frog in Equestria

>You’re driving out of the city too fast and fly through the air into the woods
>You start singing and rev up the engines
>the trees start to change as time goes by
>You skillfully avoid each tree and see them clearing up
>You stop off the edge of a cliff and drive along the side till you see a castle
>You rev up to the castle and drive up the walls as fast as you can
>You drive around in circles on a spiral and launch yourself over the rift
>You land on the other side and continue on through the forest and drive over some serpent as it lies down in the stream
>You continue on singing and enjoying yourself
>You ride into a town
>There are ponies everywhere but no sign of bots
>They all stare at you as you ride in
>”How does that monster do that?”
>”It’s flying”
>”It’s hideous”
>You don’t really care and drive on into the central of the town
>You continue singing
>”Hello there”
>You turn around and see a pink pony riding your bitch seat
>”Hi I’m Pinkie Pie”
>You continue on singing and ride on
>You then rev up and drive straight to a tree
>”Watch out you’ll hit Twilight’s house!”
>You just smile and drive fast up to it hoping to lose her
>You’re riding along the trees in a spiral and go up a tree branch that is pointing up
>You fly in the air over a cloud that has a blue pony laying down on it
>It sees you and looks shocked
>You give it a wink
>It looks at you as you land and drive faster through town
>You see the pink pony popping out and seems to be teleporting along behind objects as it tries to keep up with you
>You see a shadow over you as you ride avoiding the ponies
>You see the blue pony earlier flying above you
>”Hey you, STOP!”
>You ignore her and go through a market
>You avoid more p0nies and smash through an apple stand to avoid a midget p0ny
>You get up and see a orange p0ny glaring right at you
>The pink p0ny pops up from a pile of apples
>The blue p0ny lands next to the orange one
>Blue: “This thing is fast”
>Pink: “It’s a frog you silly filly”
>Orange: “Well whatever it is, it ain’t normal”
>Pink: “I like what it was singing”
>You stand up and get ready to get out of here
>You start reving up
>Blue: “What is it doing?”
>Random p0ny: How was it floating ealier?”
Baddumbopeeeeebopbadumeeeeebopopeeeebdumeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>They stare at you as you rev even more
>You give them a wink
>Your exhaust pipe breaks wind signaling it’s time
Badumboopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>You drive past p0nies and see three p0nies chasing you
>The blue is nearly close to you but hits a low hanging store sign
>The orange one headbutts the pink pony straight at you
>You jump up in the air and feel your jimmies being rustled as she flys under you
>You see her smash into an outhouse
>You finally exit the town and ride on
>You spot a mountain up ahead
>There is a castle sitting on its side
>You look behind you and see that blue pony flying fast enough to catch up to you
>You rev even more to go faster
>”Just stop you crazy thing!”
>you just laugh and continue on while avoiding farms and other ponies
>”You’re going to hurt yourself or somep0ny!”
>You past through two cities and a town in a blur
>”Just stop you annoying thing!”
>You ride beside some train tracks and past a train seeing midget p0nies waving at you
>You look behind you and see the blue catching up to you again
>You go even faster towards the mountain
>You ride on to the mountain’s side and pick up more speed
>You ride on its side and past the castle
>You are climbing higher and higher and see the blue pony stop
>You have gone so fast up the mountain you broke the sound barrier and gone higher into the atmosphere and into space
>You’re heading straight to the moon
>You hold your breath and just float towards the moon
>You land on it and eventually you’re lungs force you to breathe
>You’re shocked that you can breathe on the moon
>You look around and see the moon is empty and barren
>Well now what?