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  1. [1:03:06 AM] Magnus55: Hey
  2. [1:03:16 AM] Magnus55: I shit in the forest today
  3. [1:03:16 AM] Kuckley: hey leosobi
  4. [1:03:21 AM] Kuckley: why did you do that
  5. [1:03:23 AM] Kuckley: howd it go
  6. [1:03:27 AM] pretoast: nice!
  7. [1:03:32 AM] Magnus55: i went out for a run
  8. [1:03:35 AM] Magnus55: but i had to stop running
  9. [1:03:38 AM] Magnus55: cause i felt like i had to shit
  10. [1:03:46 AM] Magnus55: so i took a massive dump behind a rock in the forest
  11. [1:03:58 AM] ingstor: none of this happened, exodus
  12. [1:04:01 AM] ziji: always clean your bowles before leaving the house
  13. [1:04:08 AM] fullhomo: What did you wipe your ass with?
  14. [1:04:25 AM] ingstor: the rock
  15. [1:05:19 AM] Magnus55: i am so out of shape
  16. [1:05:23 AM] Magnus55: i got tired and had to stop running
  17. [1:05:27 AM] Magnus55: after 350 meters
  18. [1:05:34 AM] pretoast: lol
  19. [1:05:45 AM] pretoast: it gets easier everytime exo
  20. [1:05:45 AM] Kuckley: just do runs/jogs with walks inbetween, short springing
  21. [1:05:48 AM] Magnus55: and i could not run at all when i was on the trail
  22. [1:05:49 AM] pretoast: just keep it up
  23. [1:05:52 AM] Magnus55: because i had to shit
  24. [1:05:57 AM] Kuckley: the walks will get shorter and shorter, trust me i was uselss like 2 weeks ago lol
  25. [1:06:00 AM] Magnus55: i ended up walking back and shitting behind a rock
  26. [1:06:07 AM] pretoast: lol
  27. [1:06:08 AM] Magnus55: and this 16 year old pale tall white teen guy comes
  28. [1:06:13 AM] pretoast: what did you wipe with?
  29. [1:06:16 AM] Magnus55: he fucking rides the bike toward me behind the trail i said to him
  30. [1:06:31 AM] Magnus55: "you don't wanna come here, i drank a protein shake and went for a run, but i just took a dump"
  31. [1:06:59 AM] Magnus55: there is the main trail and some smalll little dirt trails leading into the forest area, the nthe river is right there beside it
  32. [1:07:12 AM] Magnus55: and forest on other side big hill on top of hil lthere are houses
  33. [1:07:14 AM] Magnus55: no one saw me shit
  34. [1:07:22 AM] fullhomo: Didn't you go into the forest off the trail to shit?
  35. [1:07:23 AM] Commander_Venus has left the room
  36. [1:07:23 AM] pretoast: how did you wipe?
  37. [1:07:27 AM] Magnus55: yes
  38. [1:07:30 AM] Magnus55: i didnt
  39. [1:07:34 AM] pretoast: ...
  40. [1:07:34 AM] Magnus55: my boxers all shit
  41. [1:07:36 AM] pretoast: lol
  42. [1:07:43 AM] niggor: wtf are you watching gen
  43. [1:07:45 AM] niggor: stop it
  44. [1:07:46 AM] Magnus55: drops of shit were falling down as i walked home
  45. [1:07:52 AM] Kuckley: why did you tell a stranger you shit lmfao
  46. [1:07:55 AM] masslady40 has entered the room. (Visit Profile)
  47. [1:08:00 AM] fitchat: lmao exo what the fuck
  48. [1:08:03 AM] fitchat: use a leaf bro
  49. [1:08:04 AM] Kuckley: ahahahaha
  50. [1:08:05 AM] masslady40 has left the room
  51. [1:08:07 AM] Magnus55: because he was riding his bike right toward me
  52. [1:08:07 AM] fullhomo: You should go shit in the trees so the guy doesn't even see you, and wouldn't smell it
  53. [1:08:10 AM] fitchat: use a fucking lean
  54. [1:08:11 AM] Magnus55: close to where i shit
  55. [1:08:11 AM] fitchat: leaf
  56. [1:08:18 AM] fitchat: what the fuck just wipe ass with leaf
  57. [1:08:19 AM] Magnus55: the shit was right beside the rock
  58. [1:08:24 AM] RKROSHAN: lean
  59. [1:08:24 AM] Magnus55: ur stupid fitidiot
  60. [1:08:27 AM] Magnus55: i dont want poison ivy
  61. [1:08:34 AM] Magnus55: im not fucking wiping my ass with a fucking leaf are u dumb
  62. [1:08:38 AM] Magnus55: i could get an infection if i did that
  63. [1:08:40 AM] Magnus55: or a anus rash
  64. [1:08:42 AM] Magnus55: stupid cunt
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