Rolepleying in Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi\
Stranger: asl?
You: 21, f, us
Stranger: 20 m france
You: good
Stranger: im younger :)
You: yes
You: so, you liek to role play?
Stranger: role play?
You: yes
You: like in "I'm a nurse, you're a patient
You: "
Stranger: like what?
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: so what now
You: okay
You: so
You: I'm a nurse with Suit of Enhancement (-15% defence for those around her due to Arousal Effect), Underwear of Lust (-10% defense for the user, but +15% social and +10% sexual for 5 hours after its use) and Sword of Poisonous Agony (25 damage the first turn, 10 damage the next 5 turns) What are you?
Stranger: im sorry my english is not good
You: it's okay
Stranger: im a patient with weak body
Stranger: so?
You: so
You: you have
You: Illness Effect
You: +15%-60% of damage
You: depending on the disease
You: I'll assume you have a regular cold, so it's just 15%
Stranger: ok..
You: great
You: do you have any weapons?
Stranger: i have
Stranger: a big weapon
You: is it ranged or melee?
Stranger: it like a sword
You: oh, great
You: so it's melee
You: does it have any effect or just a normal iron sword? is it a katana?
You: katanas have 5% more velocity
Stranger: no,its a special french sword we call it pénis
You: oh
You: I use my sword and attack you
You: you block my attack with your sword
You: I attack again and destroy your sword
Stranger: omg
You: I also hit you
You: 25 damage
You: plus 15%
Stranger: and i kiss u
Stranger: and grab ur tits
You: 28.75 damage total
You: plus another 3.75
You: 32.5
Stranger: and u grab my sword with ur hand,so what will u do know?
You: hwo many hp do you have?
You: i'll assume 90
You: so it's
You: 57.5/90
You: But your sword is broken!
Stranger: can u just fuck with me?
You: in half!
You: nope, you first must battle me
You: if you win, you can fuck me
You: and i won't oppose
You: if I win, I will rape you
Stranger: ok,,so i attack u with my sword
You: God, Underwear of Lust has a horrible effect
Stranger: it can shoot u with sperm
You: GODDAMMNIT!
You: you miss!
You: The poison effect deals another 10 damage
You: so it's 45.5/90,
You: and I attack
Stranger: i grab ur hand
Stranger: and start to lick ur neck
You: so, again, 32.5 damage
You: 13/90 health!
You: Plus other ten, since it's my turn
Stranger: i attack u with my best power..it made u lost all of ur hp
You: 3/90
You: I defeat you
You: you don't even know how many hp i have!
You: it's not fair!
You: well
You: I defeated you
You: so I rape you
You: I put my hand on your leg
You: and slowly go upwards
Stranger: ohh
You: When I have my hand on your stomach, I use Spy's Knife and finish your sad life
You: Then, I have sex with your body
You: dead, cold, body
Stranger: and suddenly i use a bulletproof
You: hey! you must first say what you have!
You: it's not fair that way!
Stranger: the knife cant kill me
You: also, it's "BULLET proof"
You: not KNIFE proof
Stranger: its suddenly
You: you can also sue KNIFEBULLETproof
You: but not both at the same time
Stranger: and inside bullet proof thare a knifeproof
You: also, I already killed you
You: no
You: you must have only one
You: Bulletproof Vest, Knifeproof Vest or Knifebulletproof Vest
You: not and
Stranger: and i grab u
Stranger: im top off u now
You: I kick you in the balls
Stranger: i made u baked
You: and escape
Stranger: i made u naked
You: I use Ring of Teleportation
Stranger: you back to get ur clothes
You: I dissapear in front of your eyes
Stranger: cause ur naked
Stranger: i grab ur hand
You: nope, I don't
You: I go naked and use gold to buy new clothes
Stranger: and i lick ur pussy
You: The people see me
Stranger: it made u feel so good
You: since the effect is still there
You: I get aroused
Stranger: we fuck each other
You: and they also do
You: but we don't fuck
You: I take the new clothes
You: and get dressed
You: I go back to the hospital with a SWAT team
You: and arrest you for trying to rape me
Stranger: many people can see us
You: and I tell you the miranda thingy that
Stranger: and i as the swat team leader
You: "you have the right to a lawyer bla bla bla"
Stranger: i rape u again
You: I kill you all
Stranger: im strong
You: I use Totem of Mass Destruction
Stranger: i have infinite hp
You: I kill everyone in a 100 miles ratio
Stranger: i use the cheat
You: yo can't have infinite hp!
You: that's not fair!
You: you can't!
Stranger: yes ican
You: also, Totem of Mass Destruction has an effect stronger than that one
You: it kills, disregarding cheats and cloaks
You: Everyone is dead but me
Stranger: and i rape u again
Stranger: im fuck with u
Stranger: and ur pregnant
Stranger: you have my kids
Stranger: except me too
You: I sacrifice them
You: To Satan
You: then Satan gives me the powers
Stranger: and our children
You: and I use them to torment your soul
You: then, I take over hell
Stranger: yuo are pregnant
You: The whole dimension is at my command
You: I use my New Army of Demons to strike Earth
You: all thanks to you
You: thanks to the prophecy
Stranger: but i had infinite hp
Stranger: you cant kill me
You: "The son of a rapist shall be dead, and by the third day, the mother shall be the most powerful thing ever"
You: i can't
You: but i can trap you
You: you don't have infinite power
You: and I can make you be in a comma
Stranger: yeah,but i have infinite magic
You: I take over Earth and nothing can stop me
You: no
You: you don't
You: we established that befor
You: before
Stranger: can we just fuck
You: you can't just be "the most powerful thing ever"
You: no
Stranger: im really horny
You: this is real rp, not that "fuck" crap
You: I also am, but you haven't defeated me
You: you can only fuck with The War Goddess when you kill hew
You: her
You: then, she will grant you the most arousing sex ever
You: the most perfect
Stranger: i use the cheat who can kill u in one push
You: she will give you the Harem of Arousal
You: no
You: We already established that
You: you can't jsut cheat for everything
You: stop being such an idiot
Stranger: i can
Stranger: bcause i am a king of cheat
You: no
You: The King of Cheat is Rupert Murderojch, and Cheat is a country
You: you are Metalfaq Kingofdam
Stranger: i defeat u
Stranger: now fuck with me
You: You can't
You: we have to have a real fight:
Stranger: i defeat u
You: I summon 15 demons, each one attacking you and dealing 5 damage each one
You: I use Eternal Darkness, so I deal 1500 damage
You: It also has ç´21ñ3´ç512 effect, which kills you instantly
Stranger: infinite hp
Stranger: infinite magic
You: ç´21ñ3´ç512 effect is above all cheats
You: is like when you have "God" cheat enabled in games
You: yet if you fall from the map, you are dead
You: like that
You: hello?
You: does this work?
You: I am not receiving anything
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