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  1. chubbytsumiki: i pray ill have the disposable income for fiora
  2. azure: if they have another rp sale ill buy more and probably hold it until pool party zac/project leona go on sale
  3. azure: wet zac is the only skin i really want atm
  4. chubbytsumiki: wow goo boy lovr
  5. azure: im sorry i cant hear you over the sound of me flying like a billion miles into the enemy at level 9
  6. chubbytsumiki: i cant hear you over me longing for a wor-zee opponent
  7. azure: [french intensifies]
  8. chubbytsumiki: [honhonhon]
  9. azure: the baguettes are mysteriously absent
  10. chubbytsumiki: along with the butter
  11. chubbytsumiki: its a league mystery
  12. chubbytsumiki: entire theory videos are made
  13. azure: game theory: is riot subtly changing fioras model every patch
  14. chubbytsumiki: but thats just a theory
  15. chubbytsumiki: an (urrrrppp) fiora theory
  16. chubbytsumiki: riot at least promised fiora isnt getting nerfed for another patch, so im good
  17. azure: i hope so
  18. azure: she must have her day in the limelight
  19. chubbytsumiki: and months in the shadow after her physicality fails
  20.  
  21. azure: patch 5.19: fiora given compensation buffs due to several incidental changes that resulting in slower than intended movespeed and a sfx playing even when in brush
  22. chubbytsumiki: me: (shrugs and innocently notices no changes while facerolling games)
  23. azure: "what do you mean changes she hasnt been changed in 3 patches"
  24. azure: (huffing and clothes ripping in the background)
  25. chubbytsumiki: "her model's different? surrenderat20 didnt post jack shit"
  26. azure: "i think im being hacked they keep knowing what bushes im in"
  27. azure: (ganks constantly accompanied by heavy belching and rumbling flatulence late-game)
  28. chubbytsumiki: shakespearean dramatic irony: i dont realize fiora's slobbish nature much like she doesnt
  29. azure: by the time you notice she's an enormous waddling overfed blubberball of a woman, clothes greasy and ripped and wobbling figure sweaty as her vo becomes breathless and winded
  30. chubbytsumiki: teammates question why ive gone afk in the fountain but hey, i need time to adjust to change
  31. azure: not at all helped by her idle animations of bending down to lean against the shop wall and catch her breath, lifting one leg a bit to grunt out a room-clearingly rank eruption of gas before fanning the air with her sword and acting like nothing happened
  32. chubbytsumiki: riot adds career modes for champions where you get to do more free-form actions and some champions have more domestic options
  33. chubbytsumiki: *mashes every button possible to make fiora domestic alright*
  34. azure: sona: musical concert career
  35. azure: leona: training on mt targon
  36. azure: fiora: lounging in her chambers on a king sized bed, scantily dressed from how hot and humid the room is and gorging herself on the fanciest foods imaginable with her bare messy hands
  37.  
  38. chubbytsumiki: leona getting shoved into a solari festival and made to indulge on all the fanciest faregoer food possible
  39. azure: ends the day super stuffed and messy and nearly unable to fit in her armor and shes told its a wekklong festival
  40. chubbytsumiki: she struggles with the eventual gassiness from the chieftain's wife's amazing potato and cheese soup and tries to excuse herself for release but cant and is forced to let out gas as quietly as possible
  41. azure: tiny little prrts and gurgles as she walks that she tries to time with her armors clanking and other people talking
  42. but it gets harder and harder to hold it in as the day goes by] but it gets harder and harder to hold it in as the day goes by
  43. chubbytsumiki: through sheer luck alone she only manages one highly audible burst of gas but its just as the wife thanks leona for being so into consuming her food
  44. azure: she ends up awkwardly excusing herself and mumbling about how it was excellent and desperately trying to get away as fast as she can without accidentally letting more out
  45. azure: and as soon as shes in private she's stripping off her tight armor and letting her warm slightly sweaty body out of the metal suit and feeling her belly roil and grumble as she does so
  46. chubbytsumiki: she waddles away with her 8-months pregnant sized stuffed belly clutched with two greasy hands through all her armor letting out prfts and frrts
  47. azure: she gets it off and her belly lurched and roils and all she can do is bite her lip and finally let out a long string of deep gross rumbling farts that have her wincing and groaning at both how uncouth they are and how good it feels to finally let it all out
  48. chubbytsumiki: the dawn incarnate cant let a single soul know how much she revels in her disgusting release
  49. azure: prays nobody's within earshot as she grabs her bloated belly and works out another hot wet blast, leg lifting a bit from just how badly she needs to get it out and how good it feels to let it
  50. chubbytsumiki: one wishes to be a fly on the wall to hear her mutter under her breath the fantastic relief it provides
  51. but of course the next day of the festival the wife comes around with a pot full of soup exclusively for leona and promises increasing portion sizes each successive day] but of course the next day of the festival the wife comes around with a pot full of soup exclusively for leona and promises increasing portion sizes each successive day
  52. azure: this beautific radient womanly warrior standing in her room, sore and warm from glutting herself in her stuffy armor as her stomach loudly groans and glorps and she rips ass to her hearts content
  53. azure: by the third say shes struggling to get her armor on properly, thighs and arms thickening up and ass forming a definitely shelf behind her and belly hanging over the band of her undergarments
  54. chubbytsumiki: the rest of the targonites and solari take some precautions and give her thicker chairs, something they make no show of and therefore leona doesnt notice her gain
  55. azure: when she has to loosen her armor around her gut she just thinks shes eaten too much or shes just a bit bloated that day
  56. when in reality she's going home stuffed to the brim with greasy sloppy food] when in reality she's going home stuffed to the brim with greasy sloppy food
  57. chubbytsumiki: friday's celebration includes a plethora of heavy wines forcibly poured by the barrel down her gullet which forces louder upon louder belches
  58. azure: by the end of it the straps of her armor are visibly and audibly breaking as she drunkenly pulls most of it off to let her massive sloshing tanker of a belly expand in her lap
  59. azure: bubbling and groaning from fullness as she lets crass wet belches fly from her thick food-smeared lips and double chin
  60. chubbytsumiki: the alcohol going to her head severely loosens up her self-imposed restrictions on even trying to remain polite
  61. azure: she's still conscious enough to try and keep her backwind in for the most part, although by the end of it some of the local ale-swilling warriors end up drawing her into their revelling
  62. azure: ending with her lifting one meaty wobbling leg onto a chair to squeeze out an enormous and utterly undainty eruption of foul wind from her double-wide ass that has half of the men staring
  63. azure: and the other half hollering and wooping at her display
  64. chubbytsumiki: the days celebration ends with the village lifting (under great duress) leona to carry her back to her room
  65. chubbytsumiki: the unfortunate carriers right under her ass get a reprisal of that performance
  66. azure: trying not to think about just how utterly massive and flabby and wobbly her rump is, squeezed into her now-skintight undersuit and tearing as her whole figure wobbles and groans in drunken fullness until said rump commands the attention of all of them from her giving a long, deep, brassy fart and a completely shameless sigh, scratching and rubbing at her overfilled gut
  67. chubbytsumiki: truly their lives will never be the same
  68. chubbytsumiki: or maybe theyre sick fucks like us and relish it
  69. chubbytsumiki: either is wholly possible
  70. azure: who knows
  71. azure: all thats for certain is leona spends the rest of the night in bed, sprawled out and sleeping it all off and frequently passing gas in her sleep
  72. chubbytsumiki: her gas eases and mostly settles into a half-hourly airy burst that comes out with little struggle but is noisy as hell
  73. chubbytsumiki: her leathery undersuit ends up heavily stretched and it creaks to the effect of sounding like shes passing gas either way
  74. azure: getting slower and deeper and louder the more her digestion progresses, occasionally waking up to roll her huge flabby figure over, bulk squeezed and sweaty in her undersuit
  75. azure: she wakes up with a huge heavy empty belly and has to peel herself out of her suit
  76.  
  77. chubbytsumiki: ironically saturday's events leave her very power source her own worst enemy as she sweats piggishly in the sun and cools herself with a plentitude of imported cola and local wines
  78. azure: she didnt have time to fully clean up from the previous night and the sun is constantly pounding down on her, hair stuck to her chubby face and armor sliding and squishing on her slick damp figure
  79. azure: hoping nobody notices the smell through the metal as she cracks open another soda and guzzles it down like a freljordian barbarian drinking ale
  80. chubbytsumiki: (pants heavily at the notion of sweat making clothes and hair sticky)
  81. azure: she tries to make her hair look presentable but its mussed up from her rolling around in bed and sweating the previous night and when she lifts her fatty arms its clear her outfit is plastered to her
  82. chubbytsumiki: as an honorary introduction to the event they ask her to run the first lap by herself of their footrace with pantheon looking on
  83. chubbytsumiki: she makes a complete embarrassment of targonite lifestyle by waddling and jiggling her fat form freely, stopping and bending over to let out crowd-shusingly loud gas and wiping sweat and sticky-salty hair from her face
  84. azure: she gets a quarter of the way through before she's utterly exhausted, panting and gasping openly and letting her gut and ass sway from side to side, chubby face drizzled with moisture
  85. azure: wiping her brow with the back of her hand and not even trying to hide an enormously rumbling and rancid fart from her swelteringly hot backside
  86. chubbytsumiki: she has to be rushed to the shade and practically revived with fatty, greasy meals and butter-slathered meals
  87. azure: pulls off her armored overbra and lifts her undersuit-clad breasts to air out their sweaty undersides, spreading her thighs to try and cool off as she grabs a drink and dumps it half in her mouth and half down her front, only adding to the way her clothes stuck to her bulging flabby form and showed off her messy, slobbish size
  88. chubbytsumiki: she demands through half speech and mostly belches and exasperated panting that she demands more potato and cheese soup which she greedily guzzles down once she gets it, lifting up a buttock for release
  89. azure: makeup on her face covered up by food and drink, burning through another pot of stew despite the immediate effects on her flatulence, stomach groaning as she kicks off her boots and lets her outfit ride up her blubbery form, visible damp stains under her bulging gut, bust and arms and frequently pauses to belch or fart not at all shameful as she leans over or thumps her chest
  90. chubbytsumiki: truly a beautiful woman
  91. azure: just as stunning, but in a much more aromatic and noisy way
  92.  
  93. chubbytsumiki: id buy flowers and chocolates for that
  94. azure: that would be a lot of chocolates
  95. chubbytsumiki: did i stutter
  96. azure: just a heart-shaped vat of melted chocolate
  97. azure: feeding her with a ladle and not-so-accidentally causing it to dribble down those plump lips onto her scantily-clad breasts and belly, adding to the stains of her undersuit
  98. chubbytsumiki: anything for m'lady
  99. chubbytsumiki: tips fedora
  100. azure: up to and including belly massages to help ease out all that gurgling gassy discomfort
  101. chubbytsumiki: anything is the hard emphasis
  102. azure: the rarest and most massive feasts to add to her radiant enormity
  103. chubbytsumiki: not exactly radiant, shes still greasy and food-stained and unfortunately very rare to bathe
  104. but certainly a sight to see] but certainly a sight to see
  105. azure: so maybe her hair is greasy and sticky and the crevices and valleys of her flabby form are full of sweat and her front is covered in food smears and she's a living bulky smokestack of room-clearingly rank farts and thunderous sputtering throaty belches but shes still the dawn
  106. chubbytsumiki: ill take that to the traditional sun any day
  107. azure: she's just as hot as the sun, just a lot sweatier and blubbery for it
  108. chubbytsumiki: shes very hot
  109. chubbytsumiki: the hottest
  110. chubbytsumiki: aside from my french love
  111. azure: less sunlight and more gasping and panting as she waddles, rumbling farts with every step as she carries her enormously obese self and shoves handfuls of greasy food into her round face
  112. chubbytsumiki: im very polygamous about my league waifus
  113. azure: that is the best way to be with waifus
  114. chubbytsumiki: naturally
  115.  
  116. chubbytsumiki: more champions are developed that are shameless bbw archetypes
  117. azure: outfits specifically designed for spectacular clothes bursting animations
  118. chubbytsumiki: more man-eater type champs like elise are made who devour minions and epic monsters for more gaining
  119. azure: the devour mechanic is used again on a curvy monstergirl with unique stuffed meshes for devouring large monsters and champions
  120. chubbytsumiki: monstergirl tahm kench is re-released
  121. azure: some of the highest potential gains off of a kill
  122. chubbytsumiki: other champions are released who are far more demure/downplayed about their gas
  123. azure: zaunite female champion who barely even responds to her own flatulence in half her lines
  124. chubbytsumiki: did you mean: jinx
  125. chubbytsumiki: cuz yus
  126. azure: exactly
  127. chubbytsumiki: 'jinx? (fRRRRRRT) stands for (frRRRAPT) oh forget it...'
  128. azure: overfed jinx getting immediately winded and sweaty after her passive kicks in although shes no less energetic even when shes gasping between words
  129. chubbytsumiki: get excited goes on to mean its her spike of gassiness
  130. azure: skimpy outfit almost getting lost in her rolls and bellyhang as she grows, getting multikills resulting in longer and deeper farts every time her passive procs in a row
  131. azure: minimal attire not at all hiding the sweat slicking up her bare rolls and flab as she runs and quakes and constantly gives off foul smells in her enormous rump's wake
  132.  
  133. chubbytsumiki: all league women need the slob treatment
  134. azure: agreed
  135. chubbytsumiki: some of that elise and that shyv and that every girl
  136. chubbytsumiki:why dont we talk more about fiora, shes been criminally underspoken about /s
  137. azure: there is the most fiora this is clearly just appropriate representation
  138. chubbytsumiki: true
  139. azure: nobody is a worthy opponent to her when it comes to gluttony and size
  140. chubbytsumiki: have i mentioned i love fiora
  141. azure: im writing this down in the important documents folder
  142. chubbytsumiki: good good
  143. chubbytsumiki: this is top secret
  144. azure: also i know shes literally the most overplayed kink/sexy champ but im thinking about ahri flaunting her growing bust even as her cleavage grows sweaty and food-smeared from how enormous she is
  145. chubbytsumiki: well that is her point is to be sexy so
  146. chubbytsumiki: a plus to her
  147. azure: the flauntiest blub
  148. chubbytsumiki: im like not exactly but totally a furry so
  149. chubbytsumiki: ahri is a plus
  150. azure: pfft
  151. azure: im not honestly huge on her
  152. chubbytsumiki: hehe, huge
  153. azure: but low cut tops + fats are good
  154. chubbytsumiki: but of course, cause tummies and breasts
  155.  
  156. chubbytsumiki: you can take a break from league jams on here if you wanna work
  157. chubbytsumiki: its k with me
  158. azure: nah jams are good
  159. azure:i might play the game or work on other stuff though
  160. chubbytsumiki: i gotchu
  161. chubbytsumiki: just liek fiora got back
  162. azure: too much back for those skintight pants
  163. chubbytsumiki: tfw ur crush on fiora will be your downfall
  164. azure: too busy watching her wobble and sway to focus on playing the game
  165. chubbytsumiki: i do that enough while shes skinny
  166. azure: good luck farming when her ass is coming closer to ripping open her leggings with every cs
  167. chubbytsumiki: sorry malphite we're gonna throw this game
  168. azure: its worth it just to hit 300cs and get that quaking belch of fullness
  169. chubbytsumiki: yes yes yessss
  170. azure: and hear her let out an entire laning phase's worth of backwind when she finally recalls
  171. chubbytsumiki: i might as well be the sixth member of the enemy team with how much i feed her
  172. azure: they might think you're taunting them when you spam emotes but it's just to watch her comment on how sweaty and enormous she is whilst blasting gas from both ends
  173. chubbytsumiki: my gay heart cant take this
  174. azure: getting hit by skillshots both from how wide her hitbox is and from being zoomed in to watch her jiggle and shift with every colossal fart
  175. chubbytsumiki: she would be a tank but she just cant be
  176. azure: she needs to build damage with an appetite like that
  177. azure:otherwise she might start to get hungry
  178. chubbytsumiki: all ravenous hydras
  179. chubbytsumiki: lel
  180. azure: perfect for scarfing down whole waves
  181. chubbytsumiki: can my love for her grow
  182. azure: surely it can to encompass so much woman
  183. chubbytsumiki: i still love her behaviors when slobby so much
  184. chubbytsumiki: id pay like a gajillion dollars for pics
  185. azure: rare candid photos of fiora being snooty and high class even as she's vacating rooms with her flatulence
  186. chubbytsumiki: the hottest woman in demacia tbh
  187. azure: and she'll outeat, outfart, outduel and sit on anyone who claims to be better than her
  188. chubbytsumiki: the second one is an unadmitted talent
  189. azure: even if she isnt trying she typically manages it
  190. chubbytsumiki: always*
  191. azure: her accidental backdrafts put the competition to shame
  192. azure: her deliberate private self-indulgent hedonistic ass-ripping is enough to flush out entire restaurants
  193. chubbytsumiki: she tells the chefs they have much too picky customers for her tastes anyways
  194. azure: why waste their efforts on those below her when they could be catering to her needs
  195. chubbytsumiki: totally
  196. azure: greasy buttery fatty meals and not a single word about her crass dining habits
  197. azure:and maybe she'll allow them the honor of giving her belly rubs
  198. chubbytsumiki: not that she admits her belly is that big
  199. chubbytsumiki:just that she is stuffed
  200. azure: shes just bloated, even though she's twice as wide as any of the chefs and her gut is bulging out far enough to rest on the countertops when she stands
  201. chubbytsumiki: when at home she sets out her whole gut on the countertops and rubs it for herself
  202. azure: strips down to let herself hang out freely, both hands rubbing over that massive, slightly foodstained doughy blob of overfed overstuffed belly
  203. azure:leaning onto her toes when her rubbing invariably forces out a deep unladylike fart or three
  204. chubbytsumiki: she cant even touch her toes
  205. azure: she cant even see them without trying to bend down over her belly, huffing and panting just from the exertion of trying to do such a basic exercise and ending up just sweating like a pig
  206. chubbytsumiki: the best pig
  207. azure: the most noble and haughty and prideful prize hog there is
  208. chubbytsumiki: shes a true treasure to me
  209. azure: im sure she thinks shes a true treasure to everybody around her as well
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