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- chubbytsumiki: i pray ill have the disposable income for fiora
- azure: if they have another rp sale ill buy more and probably hold it until pool party zac/project leona go on sale
- azure: wet zac is the only skin i really want atm
- chubbytsumiki: wow goo boy lovr
- azure: im sorry i cant hear you over the sound of me flying like a billion miles into the enemy at level 9
- chubbytsumiki: i cant hear you over me longing for a wor-zee opponent
- azure: [french intensifies]
- chubbytsumiki: [honhonhon]
- azure: the baguettes are mysteriously absent
- chubbytsumiki: along with the butter
- chubbytsumiki: its a league mystery
- chubbytsumiki: entire theory videos are made
- azure: game theory: is riot subtly changing fioras model every patch
- chubbytsumiki: but thats just a theory
- chubbytsumiki: an (urrrrppp) fiora theory
- chubbytsumiki: riot at least promised fiora isnt getting nerfed for another patch, so im good
- azure: i hope so
- azure: she must have her day in the limelight
- chubbytsumiki: and months in the shadow after her physicality fails
- azure: patch 5.19: fiora given compensation buffs due to several incidental changes that resulting in slower than intended movespeed and a sfx playing even when in brush
- chubbytsumiki: me: (shrugs and innocently notices no changes while facerolling games)
- azure: "what do you mean changes she hasnt been changed in 3 patches"
- azure: (huffing and clothes ripping in the background)
- chubbytsumiki: "her model's different? surrenderat20 didnt post jack shit"
- azure: "i think im being hacked they keep knowing what bushes im in"
- azure: (ganks constantly accompanied by heavy belching and rumbling flatulence late-game)
- chubbytsumiki: shakespearean dramatic irony: i dont realize fiora's slobbish nature much like she doesnt
- azure: by the time you notice she's an enormous waddling overfed blubberball of a woman, clothes greasy and ripped and wobbling figure sweaty as her vo becomes breathless and winded
- chubbytsumiki: teammates question why ive gone afk in the fountain but hey, i need time to adjust to change
- azure: not at all helped by her idle animations of bending down to lean against the shop wall and catch her breath, lifting one leg a bit to grunt out a room-clearingly rank eruption of gas before fanning the air with her sword and acting like nothing happened
- chubbytsumiki: riot adds career modes for champions where you get to do more free-form actions and some champions have more domestic options
- chubbytsumiki: *mashes every button possible to make fiora domestic alright*
- azure: sona: musical concert career
- azure: leona: training on mt targon
- azure: fiora: lounging in her chambers on a king sized bed, scantily dressed from how hot and humid the room is and gorging herself on the fanciest foods imaginable with her bare messy hands
- chubbytsumiki: leona getting shoved into a solari festival and made to indulge on all the fanciest faregoer food possible
- azure: ends the day super stuffed and messy and nearly unable to fit in her armor and shes told its a wekklong festival
- chubbytsumiki: she struggles with the eventual gassiness from the chieftain's wife's amazing potato and cheese soup and tries to excuse herself for release but cant and is forced to let out gas as quietly as possible
- azure: tiny little prrts and gurgles as she walks that she tries to time with her armors clanking and other people talking
- but it gets harder and harder to hold it in as the day goes by] but it gets harder and harder to hold it in as the day goes by
- chubbytsumiki: through sheer luck alone she only manages one highly audible burst of gas but its just as the wife thanks leona for being so into consuming her food
- azure: she ends up awkwardly excusing herself and mumbling about how it was excellent and desperately trying to get away as fast as she can without accidentally letting more out
- azure: and as soon as shes in private she's stripping off her tight armor and letting her warm slightly sweaty body out of the metal suit and feeling her belly roil and grumble as she does so
- chubbytsumiki: she waddles away with her 8-months pregnant sized stuffed belly clutched with two greasy hands through all her armor letting out prfts and frrts
- azure: she gets it off and her belly lurched and roils and all she can do is bite her lip and finally let out a long string of deep gross rumbling farts that have her wincing and groaning at both how uncouth they are and how good it feels to finally let it all out
- chubbytsumiki: the dawn incarnate cant let a single soul know how much she revels in her disgusting release
- azure: prays nobody's within earshot as she grabs her bloated belly and works out another hot wet blast, leg lifting a bit from just how badly she needs to get it out and how good it feels to let it
- chubbytsumiki: one wishes to be a fly on the wall to hear her mutter under her breath the fantastic relief it provides
- but of course the next day of the festival the wife comes around with a pot full of soup exclusively for leona and promises increasing portion sizes each successive day] but of course the next day of the festival the wife comes around with a pot full of soup exclusively for leona and promises increasing portion sizes each successive day
- azure: this beautific radient womanly warrior standing in her room, sore and warm from glutting herself in her stuffy armor as her stomach loudly groans and glorps and she rips ass to her hearts content
- azure: by the third say shes struggling to get her armor on properly, thighs and arms thickening up and ass forming a definitely shelf behind her and belly hanging over the band of her undergarments
- chubbytsumiki: the rest of the targonites and solari take some precautions and give her thicker chairs, something they make no show of and therefore leona doesnt notice her gain
- azure: when she has to loosen her armor around her gut she just thinks shes eaten too much or shes just a bit bloated that day
- when in reality she's going home stuffed to the brim with greasy sloppy food] when in reality she's going home stuffed to the brim with greasy sloppy food
- chubbytsumiki: friday's celebration includes a plethora of heavy wines forcibly poured by the barrel down her gullet which forces louder upon louder belches
- azure: by the end of it the straps of her armor are visibly and audibly breaking as she drunkenly pulls most of it off to let her massive sloshing tanker of a belly expand in her lap
- azure: bubbling and groaning from fullness as she lets crass wet belches fly from her thick food-smeared lips and double chin
- chubbytsumiki: the alcohol going to her head severely loosens up her self-imposed restrictions on even trying to remain polite
- azure: she's still conscious enough to try and keep her backwind in for the most part, although by the end of it some of the local ale-swilling warriors end up drawing her into their revelling
- azure: ending with her lifting one meaty wobbling leg onto a chair to squeeze out an enormous and utterly undainty eruption of foul wind from her double-wide ass that has half of the men staring
- azure: and the other half hollering and wooping at her display
- chubbytsumiki: the days celebration ends with the village lifting (under great duress) leona to carry her back to her room
- chubbytsumiki: the unfortunate carriers right under her ass get a reprisal of that performance
- azure: trying not to think about just how utterly massive and flabby and wobbly her rump is, squeezed into her now-skintight undersuit and tearing as her whole figure wobbles and groans in drunken fullness until said rump commands the attention of all of them from her giving a long, deep, brassy fart and a completely shameless sigh, scratching and rubbing at her overfilled gut
- chubbytsumiki: truly their lives will never be the same
- chubbytsumiki: or maybe theyre sick fucks like us and relish it
- chubbytsumiki: either is wholly possible
- azure: who knows
- azure: all thats for certain is leona spends the rest of the night in bed, sprawled out and sleeping it all off and frequently passing gas in her sleep
- chubbytsumiki: her gas eases and mostly settles into a half-hourly airy burst that comes out with little struggle but is noisy as hell
- chubbytsumiki: her leathery undersuit ends up heavily stretched and it creaks to the effect of sounding like shes passing gas either way
- azure: getting slower and deeper and louder the more her digestion progresses, occasionally waking up to roll her huge flabby figure over, bulk squeezed and sweaty in her undersuit
- azure: she wakes up with a huge heavy empty belly and has to peel herself out of her suit
- chubbytsumiki: ironically saturday's events leave her very power source her own worst enemy as she sweats piggishly in the sun and cools herself with a plentitude of imported cola and local wines
- azure: she didnt have time to fully clean up from the previous night and the sun is constantly pounding down on her, hair stuck to her chubby face and armor sliding and squishing on her slick damp figure
- azure: hoping nobody notices the smell through the metal as she cracks open another soda and guzzles it down like a freljordian barbarian drinking ale
- chubbytsumiki: (pants heavily at the notion of sweat making clothes and hair sticky)
- azure: she tries to make her hair look presentable but its mussed up from her rolling around in bed and sweating the previous night and when she lifts her fatty arms its clear her outfit is plastered to her
- chubbytsumiki: as an honorary introduction to the event they ask her to run the first lap by herself of their footrace with pantheon looking on
- chubbytsumiki: she makes a complete embarrassment of targonite lifestyle by waddling and jiggling her fat form freely, stopping and bending over to let out crowd-shusingly loud gas and wiping sweat and sticky-salty hair from her face
- azure: she gets a quarter of the way through before she's utterly exhausted, panting and gasping openly and letting her gut and ass sway from side to side, chubby face drizzled with moisture
- azure: wiping her brow with the back of her hand and not even trying to hide an enormously rumbling and rancid fart from her swelteringly hot backside
- chubbytsumiki: she has to be rushed to the shade and practically revived with fatty, greasy meals and butter-slathered meals
- azure: pulls off her armored overbra and lifts her undersuit-clad breasts to air out their sweaty undersides, spreading her thighs to try and cool off as she grabs a drink and dumps it half in her mouth and half down her front, only adding to the way her clothes stuck to her bulging flabby form and showed off her messy, slobbish size
- chubbytsumiki: she demands through half speech and mostly belches and exasperated panting that she demands more potato and cheese soup which she greedily guzzles down once she gets it, lifting up a buttock for release
- azure: makeup on her face covered up by food and drink, burning through another pot of stew despite the immediate effects on her flatulence, stomach groaning as she kicks off her boots and lets her outfit ride up her blubbery form, visible damp stains under her bulging gut, bust and arms and frequently pauses to belch or fart not at all shameful as she leans over or thumps her chest
- chubbytsumiki: truly a beautiful woman
- azure: just as stunning, but in a much more aromatic and noisy way
- chubbytsumiki: id buy flowers and chocolates for that
- azure: that would be a lot of chocolates
- chubbytsumiki: did i stutter
- azure: just a heart-shaped vat of melted chocolate
- azure: feeding her with a ladle and not-so-accidentally causing it to dribble down those plump lips onto her scantily-clad breasts and belly, adding to the stains of her undersuit
- chubbytsumiki: anything for m'lady
- chubbytsumiki: tips fedora
- azure: up to and including belly massages to help ease out all that gurgling gassy discomfort
- chubbytsumiki: anything is the hard emphasis
- azure: the rarest and most massive feasts to add to her radiant enormity
- chubbytsumiki: not exactly radiant, shes still greasy and food-stained and unfortunately very rare to bathe
- but certainly a sight to see] but certainly a sight to see
- azure: so maybe her hair is greasy and sticky and the crevices and valleys of her flabby form are full of sweat and her front is covered in food smears and she's a living bulky smokestack of room-clearingly rank farts and thunderous sputtering throaty belches but shes still the dawn
- chubbytsumiki: ill take that to the traditional sun any day
- azure: she's just as hot as the sun, just a lot sweatier and blubbery for it
- chubbytsumiki: shes very hot
- chubbytsumiki: the hottest
- chubbytsumiki: aside from my french love
- azure: less sunlight and more gasping and panting as she waddles, rumbling farts with every step as she carries her enormously obese self and shoves handfuls of greasy food into her round face
- chubbytsumiki: im very polygamous about my league waifus
- azure: that is the best way to be with waifus
- chubbytsumiki: naturally
- chubbytsumiki: more champions are developed that are shameless bbw archetypes
- azure: outfits specifically designed for spectacular clothes bursting animations
- chubbytsumiki: more man-eater type champs like elise are made who devour minions and epic monsters for more gaining
- azure: the devour mechanic is used again on a curvy monstergirl with unique stuffed meshes for devouring large monsters and champions
- chubbytsumiki: monstergirl tahm kench is re-released
- azure: some of the highest potential gains off of a kill
- chubbytsumiki: other champions are released who are far more demure/downplayed about their gas
- azure: zaunite female champion who barely even responds to her own flatulence in half her lines
- chubbytsumiki: did you mean: jinx
- chubbytsumiki: cuz yus
- azure: exactly
- chubbytsumiki: 'jinx? (fRRRRRRT) stands for (frRRRAPT) oh forget it...'
- azure: overfed jinx getting immediately winded and sweaty after her passive kicks in although shes no less energetic even when shes gasping between words
- chubbytsumiki: get excited goes on to mean its her spike of gassiness
- azure: skimpy outfit almost getting lost in her rolls and bellyhang as she grows, getting multikills resulting in longer and deeper farts every time her passive procs in a row
- azure: minimal attire not at all hiding the sweat slicking up her bare rolls and flab as she runs and quakes and constantly gives off foul smells in her enormous rump's wake
- chubbytsumiki: all league women need the slob treatment
- azure: agreed
- chubbytsumiki: some of that elise and that shyv and that every girl
- chubbytsumiki:why dont we talk more about fiora, shes been criminally underspoken about /s
- azure: there is the most fiora this is clearly just appropriate representation
- chubbytsumiki: true
- azure: nobody is a worthy opponent to her when it comes to gluttony and size
- chubbytsumiki: have i mentioned i love fiora
- azure: im writing this down in the important documents folder
- chubbytsumiki: good good
- chubbytsumiki: this is top secret
- azure: also i know shes literally the most overplayed kink/sexy champ but im thinking about ahri flaunting her growing bust even as her cleavage grows sweaty and food-smeared from how enormous she is
- chubbytsumiki: well that is her point is to be sexy so
- chubbytsumiki: a plus to her
- azure: the flauntiest blub
- chubbytsumiki: im like not exactly but totally a furry so
- chubbytsumiki: ahri is a plus
- azure: pfft
- azure: im not honestly huge on her
- chubbytsumiki: hehe, huge
- azure: but low cut tops + fats are good
- chubbytsumiki: but of course, cause tummies and breasts
- chubbytsumiki: you can take a break from league jams on here if you wanna work
- chubbytsumiki: its k with me
- azure: nah jams are good
- azure:i might play the game or work on other stuff though
- chubbytsumiki: i gotchu
- chubbytsumiki: just liek fiora got back
- azure: too much back for those skintight pants
- chubbytsumiki: tfw ur crush on fiora will be your downfall
- azure: too busy watching her wobble and sway to focus on playing the game
- chubbytsumiki: i do that enough while shes skinny
- azure: good luck farming when her ass is coming closer to ripping open her leggings with every cs
- chubbytsumiki: sorry malphite we're gonna throw this game
- azure: its worth it just to hit 300cs and get that quaking belch of fullness
- chubbytsumiki: yes yes yessss
- azure: and hear her let out an entire laning phase's worth of backwind when she finally recalls
- chubbytsumiki: i might as well be the sixth member of the enemy team with how much i feed her
- azure: they might think you're taunting them when you spam emotes but it's just to watch her comment on how sweaty and enormous she is whilst blasting gas from both ends
- chubbytsumiki: my gay heart cant take this
- azure: getting hit by skillshots both from how wide her hitbox is and from being zoomed in to watch her jiggle and shift with every colossal fart
- chubbytsumiki: she would be a tank but she just cant be
- azure: she needs to build damage with an appetite like that
- azure:otherwise she might start to get hungry
- chubbytsumiki: all ravenous hydras
- chubbytsumiki: lel
- azure: perfect for scarfing down whole waves
- chubbytsumiki: can my love for her grow
- azure: surely it can to encompass so much woman
- chubbytsumiki: i still love her behaviors when slobby so much
- chubbytsumiki: id pay like a gajillion dollars for pics
- azure: rare candid photos of fiora being snooty and high class even as she's vacating rooms with her flatulence
- chubbytsumiki: the hottest woman in demacia tbh
- azure: and she'll outeat, outfart, outduel and sit on anyone who claims to be better than her
- chubbytsumiki: the second one is an unadmitted talent
- azure: even if she isnt trying she typically manages it
- chubbytsumiki: always*
- azure: her accidental backdrafts put the competition to shame
- azure: her deliberate private self-indulgent hedonistic ass-ripping is enough to flush out entire restaurants
- chubbytsumiki: she tells the chefs they have much too picky customers for her tastes anyways
- azure: why waste their efforts on those below her when they could be catering to her needs
- chubbytsumiki: totally
- azure: greasy buttery fatty meals and not a single word about her crass dining habits
- azure:and maybe she'll allow them the honor of giving her belly rubs
- chubbytsumiki: not that she admits her belly is that big
- chubbytsumiki:just that she is stuffed
- azure: shes just bloated, even though she's twice as wide as any of the chefs and her gut is bulging out far enough to rest on the countertops when she stands
- chubbytsumiki: when at home she sets out her whole gut on the countertops and rubs it for herself
- azure: strips down to let herself hang out freely, both hands rubbing over that massive, slightly foodstained doughy blob of overfed overstuffed belly
- azure:leaning onto her toes when her rubbing invariably forces out a deep unladylike fart or three
- chubbytsumiki: she cant even touch her toes
- azure: she cant even see them without trying to bend down over her belly, huffing and panting just from the exertion of trying to do such a basic exercise and ending up just sweating like a pig
- chubbytsumiki: the best pig
- azure: the most noble and haughty and prideful prize hog there is
- chubbytsumiki: shes a true treasure to me
- azure: im sure she thinks shes a true treasure to everybody around her as well
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