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- Prompt
- >Anon and Twilight are in a transdimensional long-distance relationship
- >Twilight has to endure constant ridicule from her friends who think she's bullshitting to justify her continuing virginity
- >Twilight brings him across the impossibly vast gulf of time and space to rub him in their faces
- >And to rub his face in her genitals
- >Anon sits down with his magical notebook for another night with his new girlfriend
- >He's reasonably certain that he's gone insane, but w/e
- "Hello? Twilight, are you there?"
- >After a few moments, elegant cursive writing appears in the book
- >"Anon! It's so good to see you again!"
- >"Well, not 'see' exactly, but you know what I mean."
- >"I missed you."
- "I'm sorry, but I had to visit my family down in Texas, and I'd really like to avoid explaining the notebook that I'm dating to them."
- >"*giggles* I know what you mean, I told my friends about you and they haven't stopped making fun of me ever since!"
- "Well we don't have magic here, so I'm less worried about ridicule than getting thrown in a loony-"
- >"Hey, um, Anon..."
- "How did you interrupt me in text?"
- >"I was thinking, you know...when other couples are together for as long as we've been they usually...do sex together..."
- "That's kind of hard to do through a notebook, Twi."
- >"Mmm, I bet it's real hard~"
- >....
- >"T-through the notebook..."
- "What are you doing?"
- >"I heard that sometimes some couples who are apart for a long time will write sexy letters to each other and...
- >"...M-masturbate to them. But we can write to each other at the same time, so maybe we can..."
- >"M-m-masturbate together?"
- "Why are you writing like you're stuttering? It's text, just write what you want to say."
- >"Sorry, I thought it would be cute."
- "It probably would be in real life, but it's kind of annoying in text."
- >"...I want to see you."
- "I want to see you too. I'm sorry if I opened the wound again."
- >"It's okay, I'm working on it! I've almost got it figured out, but for now, do you want to try masturbating with me?"
- "Sure, why not?"
- >"I had fun at dinner tonight~"
- "So we're just going straight into it?"
- >"Shhh, don't break character!"
- "Uh, yeah dinner was nice. Almost as nice as dessert will be."
- >...
- "~"
- >"I can't wait to take a bite~"
- >"I wrap my forelegs around your neck, and press my muzzle against your lips."
- "Wait, what?"
- >"It's a kiss, Anon I'm kissing you. I know you said you were a virgin, but you have to know what a kiss is, right?"
- "Not that, the forelegs and the muzzle thing. What are you talking about?"
- >"...Oh no..."
- "Oh no what? What's going on?"
- >"I forgot to tell you before...It's probably even worse that I have to tell you now when your penis is in your hand."
- "My penis is still in my pants, Twilight."
- >"What? We were supposed to be doing it together! I'm over halfway to happytown and you haven't even bought your ticket yet?"
- "Just tell me what you were supposed to tell me, Twilight."
- >"I'm not technically a human like you, Anonymous."
- "What? Technically?"
- >"In my world, there aren't any humans. Instead, the planet is shared by multiple sapient races. Griffons, Dragons, Minotaurs, and Ponies like me."
- "You're a pony? Like, a tiny horse?"
- >"I'm a Unicorn, to be specific. There are also Pegasus Ponies and Earth Ponies."
- >A series of doodles depicting the three species of ponies appears on the page
- "Oh my god."
- >"I'm really sorry I didn't tell you sooner, Anon...b-but I'm still the same person you fell in love with, I promise!"
- "This is a lot to take in. First I had to accept this magical penpal stuff, and now this?"
- >"I'm so sorry, Anon. Please..."
- "I need a minute, Twilight."
- >Time passes agonisingly slow for Twilight as she stares at the painfully blank page
- >Tears well up in the corners of her eyes, but she quickly wipes them away
- >She didn't want to risk Anon seeing them if they fell on the page
- >Finally, his words burn themselves into the page once again
- "Okay, I just finished googling what a horse vagina looks like. I'm one thousand and ten percent on board"
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