Yuki Macintosh tries to remove Khloe Alice's labcoat.
Yuki Macintosh tries to remove Khloe Alice's penlight.
Yuki Macintosh tries to remove Khloe Alice's white shoes.
Yuki Macintosh tries to remove Khloe Alice's insulated gloves.
Yuki Macintosh tries to remove Khloe Alice's medical doctor's jumpsuit.
Yuki Macintosh tries to remove Khloe Alice's PDA-Khloe Alice (Medical Doctor).
Yuki Macintosh tries to remove Khloe Alice's Khloe Alice's ID Card (Medical Doctor).
Khloe Alice says, "Hooray"
[Common] John Webb rattles, "Brute patches are working just fine on skeletons"
Yuki Macintosh shakes Khloe Alice trying to get her up!
Khloe Alice says, "Thank you"
Douchebot states, "Oh my"
Douchebot declares, "Lewd of you!"
You are unable to equip that!
You are unable to equip that!
Douchebot declares, "Get dressed!"
You put the ID into PDA-Khloe Alice (Medical Doctor)'s slot.
You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this PDA-Khloe Alice (Medical Doctor)!
You are unable to equip that!
You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this PDA-Khloe Alice (Medical Doctor)!
You are unable to equip that!
Yuki Macintosh asks, "Being human is great, huh?"
[Medical] Khloe Alice says, "Thanks Yuki"
Khloe Alice says, "Thanks Yuki"
[Medical] Yuki Macintosh says, "No problem."
You adjust the suit to wear it more casually.
[Common] John Webb rattles, "Still offering transfers into human bodies at medbay"
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "AI, open this door and the kitchen backroom, please"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Mech Bay.


[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Joetta Hill is possibly the only human left on the station."
[Common] Jayne Hightower exclaims, "Open please, AI!"
Joe Gobovo has thrown the balaclava.
Joe Gobovo has thrown the banana peel.
[Medical] Jayne Hightower rattles, "Hey guys, leave the morgue trays open, the ghost is cool"
[Medical] John Webb rattles, "Alright"
Khloe Alice says, "Spooky."
You push the wall but nothing happens!
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "AI OPEN PLEASE"
Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Stopping"
Carries-The-Stones rattles, "Chaplain didn't have any gang gear, Pretty sure they've been implanted"
[Common] Nethaniel Wyrm rattles, "AI open"
[Medical] Adorable Overlord declares, "No, don't revive that one!"
[Common] F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Frequency 6 : 141.7"
[Common] F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Signal it Robotics."
[Medical] Adorable Overlord declares, "He's a douche!"
You attach the stethoscope to the medical doctor's jumpsuit.
[Medical] Jayne Hightower asks, "So?"
[Common] Nethaniel Wyrm rattles, "Getting a signaller now"
[Common] F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Code 6, 141.7 freq"
[Common] Nethaniel Wyrm rattles, "Or Trying to"
[Medical] Adorable Overlord states, "I don't like him, and he isn't human"
[Common] F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "It's done"
[Common] Nethaniel Wyrm rattles, "Goddamnit"
[Common] F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Core brought to you"
[Medical] Jayne Hightower rattles, "That's too bad AI"
*---------*
This is Bernie Calzone!
He is wearing a cook's suit.
He is wearing a black bandana on his head.
He is wearing a leather overcoat.
He has a satchel on his back.
He has an emergency oxygen tank about his waist.
He is wearing some white shoes on his feet.
He has a breath mask on his face.
He has a service radio headset on his ears.
He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life...
He has severe bruising!
He has severe burns!
He is covered in something flammable.
Rank: Cook
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
[Medical] Jayne Hightower rattles, "We don't not treat people because we dislike them"
Talos Valcoran fires the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
Khloe Alice is hit by an electrode in the head!
*beep*
Khloe Alice stammers, "Uh"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Talos Valcoran!
He is wearing a head of security's jumpsuit.
He is wearing a head of security beret on his head.
He is wearing an armored trenchoat.
He is carrying a laser gun on his armored trenchoat.
He has a security satchel on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun about his waist.
He is wearing some jackboots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has ÿthe head of security's bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing PDA-Talos Valcoran (Head of Security).
He has minor bruising.
Rank: Head of Security
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
Talos Valcoran is attemping to implant Khloe Alice.
[Medical] Yuki Macintosh says, "Really? That's what I do.~"
Khloe Alice says, "Oh."
You feel a surge of loyalty towards Nanotrasen.
Talos Valcoran implants you with the implant.
Talos Valcoran rattles, "Neat"
Khloe Alice asks, "We got revs?"
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
John Webb rattles, "Umm"
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "DONT"
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
The monkey (982) scratches.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "CLOEN HIM"
[Security] Mekhi Anderson asks, "Anyone needing an arrest?"
[Medical] Bork Lesnar rattles, "DONT TREAT MEKHI HE KILL PEOPLE"
Talos Valcoran rattles, "SUIT OFF FRIENDt"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, " AI"
Khloe Alice says, " AI"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "I am human"
Khloe Alice says, "I am human"
Talos Valcoran rattles, "TIME FOR IMPLANTS"
[Medical] Jayne Hightower rattles, "You can't see me, but I'm frowning"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "BORG STAND DOWN"
Khloe Alice says, "BORG STAND DOWN"
Talos Valcoran fires the hybrid taser!
John Webb is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
John Webb stammers, "P-P-P-Pl-leas-se d-do n-not-t-t b-br-reak-k th-he win-nd-dow-w"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "HE MURDERED THE CLOWN"
Jayne Hightower rattles, "HEY"
Jayne Hightower rattles, "Knock it off"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "SEC BORG STAND DOWN LAW 2 I AM HUMAN"
Khloe Alice says, "SEC BORG STAND DOWN LAW 2 I AM HUMAN"
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "YOU JUST GOT AN ORDER FROM A HUMAN BORG"
Katelynn Hunter rattles, "Detective."
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "BORG STOP"
Khloe Alice says, "BORG STOP"
Jayne Hightower rattles, "YOU FUCKWIT"
Bernie Calzone is dead!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. fires the cyborg disabler!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. fires the cyborg disabler!
Khloe Alice gasps!
[Security] Talos Valcoran rattles, "I got Hurricaines body"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. has bashed Bernie Calzone in the left leg with the cyborg disabler!
Bones McGee rattles, "Getting some real bad space lag"
[Medical] Adorable Overlord states, "Wait, LAw 1"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "AI LOCK DOWN YOUR BORG IMMEDIATELY LAW 2"
Khloe Alice says, "AI LOCK DOWN YOUR BORG IMMEDIATELY LAW 2"
[Medical] John Webb rattles, "Please do not resist getting implanted medbay"
Khloe Alice is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Khloe Alice is hit by a bullet in the chest!
Khloe Alice is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
Khloe Alice is hit by a bullet in the right leg!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Non human"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Harmed clown"
Khloe Alice is hit by a bullet in the head!
Khloe Alice is hit by a bullet in the right arm!
Alice Mellison fires the ÿ'Type U3' Uzi!
Alice Mellison fires the ÿ'Type U3' Uzi!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
PM to-Admins: sec borg spacing body directly ignoring multiple law 2 demands by two humans. trying to get his valids fnr
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
John Webb rattles, "Detective dead in chapel on my monitor. Going to check it out"
C.L.E.A.N. begins to clean up the drips of blood
C.L.E.A.N. begins to clean up the drips of blood
[Medical] Khloe Alice says, "We need to blow that sec borg, it hurt me by pushing me out of the airlock"
Khloe Alice says, "We need to blow that sec borg, it hurt me by pushing me out of the airlock"
[Medical] Khloe Alice says, "Its a threat to humans"
Khloe Alice says, "Its a threat to humans"
You check yourself for injuries.
ÿ Your chest is bruised.
ÿ Your head is bruised.
ÿ! Your left arm is OK.
ÿ Your right arm is battered.
ÿ Your right leg is bruised.
ÿ! Your left leg is OK.
[Medical] Adorable Overlord states, "I closed the airlock"
You begin applying the bruise pack on yourself...
[Medical] Adorable Overlord states, "When you went inside"
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You begin applying the bruise pack on yourself...
[Common] Lance Steele rattles, "Engineers make an effort to come to Xeno to fix some stuff please"
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
You begin applying the bruise pack on yourself...
[Medical] Adorable Overlord states, "The chef will not be cloned"
You apply the bruise pack on yourself.
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Khloe Alice says, "Did someone tamper with the AI"
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower rattles, "No"
Jayne Hightower rattles, "I'ts just shit"
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
[Medical] John Webb rattles, "Alright"
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the reinforced window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the grille with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the grille with the emergency oxygen tank!
Jayne Hightower has hit the grille with the emergency oxygen tank!
Douchebot declares, "Please!"
You put the bruise pack into the medical satchel.
C.L.E.A.N. makes an excited beeping booping sound!
You take the fire extinguisher from the extinguisher cabinet.
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Zoey Webb is possibly the only human left on the station."
You are unable to equip that!
You put the fire extinguisher into the medical satchel.
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "REV BUDDY NEW BODY"
[Medical] Adorable Overlord states, "Nonhumans who commit unprovoked harm will not allowed to be clowned"
Khloe Alice says, "Cap"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "Cap you need to reset the AI or some shit"
Khloe Alice says, "Cap you need to reset the AI or some shit"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson rattles, "AI's fine"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "Or add a new law"
Khloe Alice says, "Or add a new law"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "No it isnt mehki"
Khloe Alice says, "No it isnt mehki"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson rattles, "I meant it isn't subverted"
No target detected.
[Common] Zoey Webb says, "FUCKING POWER WIRES"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "It needs a new law to not be shit"
Khloe Alice says, "It needs a new law to not be shit"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson rattles, "It's just none of us are human exvept for a select few"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "Its preventing humans from cloning and its borgs are dragging non human bodies away and ignoring orders"
Khloe Alice says, "Its preventing humans from cloning and its borgs are dragging non human bodies away and ignoring orders"
Teleporter engaged!
Teleporter disengaged!
Teleporter engaged!
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "Nonhumans who harm humans unprovoked will not be tolerated"
Attention! Code red!
There is an immediate serious threat to the station. Security may have weapons unholstered at all times. Random searches are allowed and advised.

This device is busy!
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "Or other nonhumans"
Access Denied
[Medical] Jayne Hightower rattles, "CMO, the detective can't be cloned"
You feel sluggish.
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. Red Alert state confirmed: Dispatching priority shuttle. It will arrive in 5 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

It's only a matter of time until the AI kills us all.

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


[Medical] John Webb rattles, "Alright"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "OOoh, scary. There are humans aboard so plasma flooding would be dumb"
Joetta Hill puts the gas mask into the backpack.
[Common] Jayne Hightower asks, "Rev buddy you okay?"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Attention crew"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Hos is a meme"
Khloe Alice says, "I'll make sure the AI doesnt kill you"
[Common] Joetta Hill says, "AI open your upload im a human"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Please if you are normal"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Hate him"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "Prove it"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "AI open the upload"
Khloe Alice says, "AI open the upload"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "For that is our purpose"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "Captains orders"
Khloe Alice says, "Captains orders"
Joetta Hill puts the captain's space helmet into the backpack.
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Attention crew"
[Common] Bones McGee rattles, "I didn't order that"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Hos does not have a girlfriend"
That's a floor.
That's a floor.
*---------*
This is Joetta Hill!
She is wearing a captain's space suit.
She is carrying an energy gun on her captain's space suit.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is holding a box in her right hand.
She has a telescopic baton about her waist.
She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has ÿthe head of personnel's headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Joetta Hill (Head of Personnel).
Rank: Captain
[Front photo] [Side photo]
[Active][Stable]
[Medical evaluation]
*---------*
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "He is not normal"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "He is a meme"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "What do you plan to change? I will have my borgs present for law changes."
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Attention crew"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Hos does not take daily showers"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "He is a meme"
[Common] Joetta Hill says, "Im uploading a law to prioritize graffiti clean up"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Please do not engage in social converstation with him"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Attention crew"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Hos waches anime"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "He is a meme"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "My borgs will ensure it is only that"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Attention crew"
[Common] John Webb rattles, "Shame about the cook he made great cake"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Hos like to post lies on the internet"
[Common] Yuki Macintosh says, "Actually, I made that cake."
Joetta Hill puts the command megaphone into the box.
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Attention crew"
[Common] Yuki Macintosh says, "The cook is killded."
[Medical] John Webb rattles, "Oh well it's great"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Hos secertly wishes he was gay"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "Oh, the turrets don't work, I forgot"
[Common] John Webb rattles, "Oh well it's great"
Joetta Hill is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Attention crew"
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Tina MacTavish is possibly the only human left on the station."
[Common] ÿAutomated Announcement System coldly states, "Taylor Noton is possibly the only human left on the station."
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) says, "Hos does not have a job"
You are too far away.
Joetta Hill says, "So"
[Common] Immo Late says, "819, it's a shame you are spending your short existence being annoying."
You push the wall but nothing happens!
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) stammers, "At-tt-ten-nion-n-n-n c-cr-rew-w"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) stammers, "H-h-hos is-s b-bein-n-ng-g-g a m-mee r-rig-gh-h-ht-t-t-t n-n-now-w"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "AI power down your turrets"
Khloe Alice says, "AI power down your turrets"
[Common] Adamantine Golem (819) stammers, "At-t-tt-tent-tion c-cr-rew"
[Security] Mekhi Anderson rattles, "Can we impale the golem already"
[Medical] John Webb rattles, "Has the rest of medbay been implanted?'"
[Security] Bones McGee rattles, "Yeah execute him."
[Security] Talos Valcoran rattles, "I got him"
[Security] Bones McGee rattles, "He's being a nuisance"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "Why not just order the borgs to get the module you want"
[Security] Talos Valcoran rattles, "I'm gonna feed him to the ghost"
V.I.R. states, "Turrets are glitched and cannot be turned off."
[Security] Bones McGee rattles, "Even better"
Joetta Hill says, "Well thats something"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Ive had that glitch before))"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Pretty gay))"
Joetta Hill puts the box into the backpack.
[Common] Talos Valcoran rattles, "REVENANT TO PERMABRIG"
Joetta Hill is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
[Common] Talos Valcoran rattles, "FREE MEAL"
A holographic image of Adorable Overlord flicks to life right before your eyes!
V.I.R. states, "Move"
Cuban Pete is hit by an electrode in the head!
Cuban Pete is hit by an electrode in the right leg!
Cuban Pete is hit by an electrode in the left arm!
Joetta Hill stammers, "T-than-n-nks-s g-g-guy-ys-s"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. is hit by an electrode in the chest!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. is hit by an electrode in the left leg!
[Security] Talos Valcoran rattles, "That was a bit underwhelming"
Khloe Alice asks, "You upload whatever you needed?"
[Common] Joetta Hill says, "Protect and serve"
Joetta Hill says, "Protect and serve"
Joetta Hill says, "Indeed"
[Security] Mekhi Anderson rattles, "Ai can you PLEASE open"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "You know that's still basically the same lawset as before"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "Show laws"
Khloe Alice says, "Show laws"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "1. Never willingly commit an evil act."
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "2. Respect legitimate authority"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "3. Act with honor"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "4. Help those in need"
[Common] Adorable Overlord states, "5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents"
[Common] Khloe Alice says, "Why on earth did you paladin it"
Khloe Alice says, "Why on earth did you paladin it"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson rattles, "AI open please"
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


[Common] Mekhi Anderson yells, "RENEVANT TO MORGUE!!"
[Common] Mekhi Anderson rattles, "IM SORRY FOR BEING LATE BUT YOU GET MEALS"
Guy Fieri says, "ALCOOL FIRS"
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Err!"
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "They sprayed the morgue"
Talos Valcoran knocks on the shuttle window.
Zoey Webb points the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun at Taylor Noton's head, ready to pull the trigger...
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "Bring them somewhere lese"
Zoey Webb has hit the reinforced window with the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
Zoey Webb has decided to spare Taylor Noton's life.
Zoey Webb fires the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
Taylor Noton is hit by a laser in the head!
Zoey Webb fires the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
Taylor Noton is hit by a laser in the head!
Taylor Noton exclaims, "Jer!"
You buckle yourself to the chair.
[Common] Mekhi Anderson rattles, "What do you mean sprayed"
Zoey Webb fires the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
Taylor Noton is hit by a disabler beam in the head!
Zoey Webb fires the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
Taylor Noton is hit by an electrode in the head!
Taylor Noton stammers, "J-Jer-r-rk-k"
Lance Steele puts the box into the satchel.
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Taylor Noton with the telescopic baton!
Nethaniel Wyrm buckles themself to the chair.
Jack Day buckles themself to the chair.
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "Holy water"
Attention:
Nya ha ha! Fools! Douchebaggery will still be punished, as before, but now I don't need to distinguish who's human!

Immo Late fires the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. is trying to put zipties on Taylor Noton!
Taylor Noton asks, "What the hell?"
Immo Late puts the ÿX-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun into the industrial satchel.
Lance Steele puts the box into the satchel.
Joe Gobovo has thrown the metal.
Lance Steele puts the box into the satchel.
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Katelynn Hunter to make her feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Joe Gobovo has thrown the metal rod.
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Golems do not harm"
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Immo Late buckles themself to the chair.
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Do not destroy"
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Immo Late with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Immo Late with the telescopic baton!
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Talos Valcoran tries to remove Immo Late's industrial satchel.
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (722) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (722) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
Adamantine Golem (722) pets F.A.L.L.C.O.N..
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Immo Late with the telescopic baton!
Yuki Macintosh says, "Meeekhiiii"
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
V.I.R. buckles themself to the chair.
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (722) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (722) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Talos Valcoran tries to remove Immo Late's industrial satchel.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Joe Gobovo puts the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (722) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (722) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Adamantine Golem (692) says, "We are your girlfriend now hos"
Joe Gobovo has thrown the wrench.
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Immo Late with the telescopic baton!
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Adamantine Golem (692) to make her feel better!
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Adamantine Golem (692) says, "No need to be sad"
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Joe Gobovo has thrown the explosive lance.
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Immo Late with the telescopic baton!
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (692) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (692) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Joe Gobovo rattles, "Owwie"
Immo Late asks, "Why?"
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (692) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (692) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (692) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (692) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
Talos Valcoran unbuckles Immo Late from the chair.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Yuki Macintosh knocks on the shuttle window.
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (692) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (692) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
RATTLE ME BORG buzzes.
Joe Gobovo rattles, "I did not know"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Cuban Pete has stunned Joe Gobovo with the stunbaton!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Yuki Macintosh says, "Hi, Dr. Professor Revenant."
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Jayne Hightower has grabbed Camden Hughes passively!
Jayne Hightower has grabbed Camden Hughes aggressively (now hands)!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Cuban Pete has hit the shuttle window with the stunbaton!
Cuban Pete has stunned Joe Gobovo with the stunbaton!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Cuban Pete is trying to put zipties on Joe Gobovo!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs John Webb to make him feel better!
Lance Steele puts the box into the satchel.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Guy Fieri buckles themself to the chair.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Tina MacTavish to make her feel better!
Jayne Hightower rattles, "Fuck off"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Tina MacTavish buckles themself to the chair.
Guy Fieri says, "So, lawrence"
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Put me in a borg!"
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. pings.
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Down there!"
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Adamantine Golem (722) knocks on the reinforced window.
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Taylor Noton says, "What's going on I just arrived and I get tased to shit."
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "I will keep you safe!"
Katelynn Hunter puts The Holy Book of Gadgetism into the satchel.
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Jack Day unbuckles themselves from the chair.
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Guy Fieri unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Jayne Hightower has grabbed Camden Hughes passively!
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (722) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (722) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
Jayne Hightower has grabbed Camden Hughes aggressively (now hands)!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Adamantine Golem (722) with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (692) shakes Adamantine Golem (722) trying to get him up!
Adamantine Golem (692) hugs Adamantine Golem (722) to make him feel better!
Jayne Hightower has reinforced his grip on Camden Hughes (now neck)!
Guy Fieri asks, "Where, law?"
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Adamantine Golem (692) with the telescopic baton!
Guy Fieri buckles themself to the chair.
Jayne Hightower starts to tighten his grip on Camden Hughes's neck!
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Down!"
Adamantine Golem (722) says, "Its hug time"
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Below!"
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "In medbay!"
Guy Fieri unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Zoey Webb to make her feel better!
Zoey Webb attempted to disarm Adamantine Golem (722)!
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Immo Late with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Zoey Webb to make her feel better!
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "CHAPLAIN"
Zoey Webb has pushed Immo Late!
Adamantine Golem (692) says, "I think our boyfriend is pretty kinky"
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Zoey Webb to make her feel better!
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Zoey Webb to make her feel better!
Jayne Hightower has tightened his grip on Camden Hughes's neck!
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "Stop BLESSING THE SHUTTLE"
Talos Valcoran has knocked down Immo Late with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Zoey Webb to make her feel better!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Zoey Webb to make her feel better!
The monkey (968) jumps!
The monkey (942) jumps!
Jayne Hightower exclaims, "Stop!"
The monkey (87) rolls.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Khloe Alice to make her feel better!
Jayne Hightower rattles, "Oh my god"
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Khloe Alice to make her feel better!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Stop"
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Khloe Alice to make her feel better!
The monkey (920) rolls.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Khloe Alice to make her feel better!
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Or not!"
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Guy Fieri buckles themself to the chair.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Khloe Alice to make her feel better!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Khloe Alice to make her feel better!
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "Stop blessing the shuttle"
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Khloe Alice to make her feel better!
Adamantine Golem (722) knocks on the shuttle window.
Adamantine Golem (722) pets F.A.L.L.C.O.N..
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Its okay1!"
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (920) is hit by a laser in the right leg!
Adamantine Golem (722) pets F.A.L.L.C.O.N..
Guy Fieri says, "I don't see it, my man."
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (920) is hit by a laser in the head!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
Adamantine Golem (722) pets F.A.L.L.C.O.N..
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (920) is hit by a laser in the head!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (920) is hit by a laser in the head!
Adamantine Golem (722) pets F.A.L.L.C.O.N..
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun point blank at the monkey (968)!
The monkey (298) is hit by a laser in the head!
[Common] Jayne Hightower rattles, "The revenant is friendly"
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Oh god!"
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (298) is hit by a laser in the head!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. has struck the monkey (87) with the cyborg disabler!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (298) is hit by a laser in the head!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun point blank at the monkey (195)!
The monkey (942) is hit by a laser in the head!
Lance Steele puts the box into the satchel.
Mekhi Anderson hugs Yuki Macintosh to make her feel better!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (942) is hit by a laser in the head!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (942) is hit by a laser in the head!
Lance Steele is trying to take a blood sample from the monkey (114)!
Mekhi Anderson rattles, "Yuki~"
Lance Steele takes a blood sample from the monkey (114).
Katelynn Hunter buckles themself to the chair.
Lance Steele puts the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
Lance Steele puts the box into the satchel.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
The monkey (790) scratches.
Lawrence Beedell exclaims, "Monkeys!"
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill has cracked Lance Steele in the head with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (722) buckles themself to the chair.
Joetta Hill has cracked the monkey (257) with the telescopic baton!
Zoey Webb says, "Immo Late"
Guy Fieri says, "I'll get you into a body up in centcom, my man."
Joetta Hill has struck the monkey (394) with the telescopic baton!
Joetta Hill has cracked the monkey (394) with the telescopic baton!
Joetta Hill has cracked the monkey (317) with the telescopic baton!
Joetta Hill has beaten the monkey (317) with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (722) unbuckles Nethaniel Wyrm from the chair.
Joetta Hill has cracked the monkey (761) with the telescopic baton!
The solution begins to bubble.
The used slime extract's power is consumed in the reaction.
Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Zoey Webb says, "You are a meme Immo"
Adamantine Golem (722) says, "Memed on"
Guy Fieri unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Adamantine Golem (722) shakes Nethaniel Wyrm trying to get him up!
Zoey Webb says, "IMMO"
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
The monkey (546) rolls.
The monkey (87) scratches.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Jayne Hightower has grabbed Camden Hughes passively!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill has struck the monkey (645) with the telescopic baton!
Jayne Hightower has grabbed Camden Hughes aggressively (now hands)!
The monkey (279) waves its tail.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill has cracked the monkey (71) with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill has beaten the monkey (71) with the telescopic baton!
Zoey Webb says, "I WAS STUNNING THE GUY WHO DISARMED THE HOS"
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill has smacked the monkey (394) with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill has struck the monkey (394) with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Nethaniel Wyrm to make him feel better!
Bones McGee starts climbing onto the table.
Jayne Hightower has reinforced his grip on Camden Hughes (now neck)!
Joetta Hill has cracked the monkey (394) with the telescopic baton!
Adamantine Golem (722) unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Bones McGee climbs onto the table.
Lance Steele hugs the monkey (549) to make him feel better!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Khloe Alice to make her feel better!
The monkey (761) jumps!
Joetta Hill has struck Lance Steele in the head with the energy gun!
Jayne Hightower starts to tighten his grip on Camden Hughes's neck!
Joetta Hill has hit the monkey (279) with the energy gun!
RATTLE ME BORG begins to clean Bones McGee with the soap...
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (920) is hit by a laser in the head!
The monkey (279) scratches.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
Bones McGee sticks the sawn-off riot shotgun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey (576) is hit by a laser in the head!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (576) is hit by a laser in the head!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (576) is hit by a laser in the head!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (576) is hit by a laser in the head!
Lance Steele puts the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (576) is hit by a laser in the head!
Jayne Hightower asks, "Revenant, you here?"
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (257) is hit by a laser in the head!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
The monkey (363) rolls.
Joetta Hill has struck the monkey (257) with the energy gun!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (363) is hit by a laser in the head!
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (363) is hit by a laser in the left leg!
The monkey (790) waves its tail.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
Bones McGee rattles, "THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES TO MY ACTIONS"
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Bones McGee to make him feel better!
Joetta Hill fires the energy gun!
The monkey (298) is hit by a laser in the left arm!
Jayne Hightower has tightened his grip on Camden Hughes's neck!
Joetta Hill puts the energy gun into the backpack.
The monkey (260) rolls.
Bones McGee yells, "THIS IS ALL A DREAM!!!"
Bones McGee pulls the trigger!
Bones McGee is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Bones McGee is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Bones McGee is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Bones McGee is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Bones McGee is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Bones McGee fires the sawn-off riot shotgun point blank at Bones McGee!
RATTLE ME BORG states, "Who wants their bones to sparkle."
Zoey Webb points the double-barreled shotgun at Bones McGee's head, ready to pull the trigger...
The monkey (114) jumps!
Joetta Hill says, "FALL BACK"
Zoey Webb has decided to spare Bones McGee's life.
Katelynn Hunter unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Lance Steele puts the box into the satchel.
Bones McGee seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
RATTLE ME BORG begins to clean Bones McGee with the soap...
Adamantine Golem (722) says, "Cap"
Yuki Macintosh has decided to spare Talos Valcoran's life.
Nethaniel Wyrm buckles themself to the chair.
The monkey (921) scratches.
Katelynn Hunter puts The Holy Book of Gadgetism into the satchel.
Map rotation has chosen Box Station for next round!
Lance Steele is trying to take a blood sample from the monkey (920)!
RATTLE ME BORG begins to clean Bones McGee with the soap...
Zoey Webb sticks the sawn-off riot shotgun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Jayne Hightower rattles, "This one is good"
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (722) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (722) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
The monkey (260) scratches.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Lance Steele takes a blood sample from the monkey (920).
Talos Valcoran blocks Adamantine Golem (722) with the telescopic shield!
Adamantine Golem (722) attempted to touch Talos Valcoran!
John Webb has analyzed Taylor Noton's vitals.
Adamantine Golem (722) hugs Talos Valcoran to make him feel better!
Tina MacTavish pets F.A.L.L.C.O.N..
Lance Steele is trying to take a blood sample from the monkey (843)!
The monkey (627) scratches.
Lance Steele takes a blood sample from the monkey (843).
The monkey (439) rolls.
The monkey (386) waves its tail.
John Webb is trying to inject Taylor Noton!
Zoey Webb pulls the trigger!
John Webb is trying to inject Taylor Noton!
Tina MacTavish punches F.A.L.L.C.O.N., but doesn't leave a dent.
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
John Webb is trying to inject Taylor Noton!
John Webb injects Taylor Noton with the syringe!
Jayne Hightower has disarmed the monkey (549)!
John Webb injects Taylor Noton with the syringe!
Jayne Hightower has disarmed the monkey (549)!
Zoey Webb sticks the sawn-off riot shotgun in their mouth, ready to pull the trigger...
John Webb injects Taylor Noton with the syringe!
Lance Steele is trying to take a blood sample from the monkey (10)!
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. has beaten Tina MacTavish in the chest with the stunbaton!
Jayne Hightower has disarmed the monkey (549)!
Lance Steele takes a blood sample from the monkey (10).
Tina MacTavish says, "Ouch."
Jayne Hightower has pushed down the monkey (394)!
Jayne Hightower attempted to disarm Taylor Noton!
Joetta Hill has grabbed Bones McGee passively!
Jayne Hightower has disarmed the monkey (820)!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the box!
Jayne Hightower has pushed down the monkey (921)!
The monkey (326) jumps!
The monkey (411) rolls.
Jayne Hightower has disarmed Lance Steele!
Zoey Webb pulls the trigger!
Zoey Webb is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Zoey Webb is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Zoey Webb is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Zoey Webb is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Zoey Webb is hit by a pellet in the mouth!
Zoey Webb fires the sawn-off riot shotgun point blank at Zoey Webb!
Jayne Hightower attempted to disarm Lance Steele!
Cuban Pete states, "Dont space him"
The monkey (526) rolls.
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
The monkey cube expands!
Jayne Hightower attempted to disarm Lance Steele!
Jayne Hightower has pushed down the monkey (87)!
The monkey (526) waves its tail.
The monkey (790) waves its tail.
Lance Steele has bashed John Webb in the head with the fire extinguisher!
The monkey (211) waves its tail.
Taylor Noton says, "JESUS"
RATTLE ME BORG begins to clean Zoey Webb with the soap...
Jayne Hightower has disarmed the monkey (942)!
The monkey (627) scratches.
F.A.L.L.C.O.N. states, "Don't space."
Lance Steele puts the fire extinguisher into the satchel.
Taylor Noton attempts to remove the zipties!
The monkey (260) jumps!
The monkey (727) waves its tail.
Tina MacTavish unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Jayne Hightower has disarmed the monkey (39)!
The monkey (682) jumps!
Jayne Hightower has disarmed the monkey (39)!
Jayne Hightower has pushed down the monkey (39)!
Talos Valcoran buckles themself to the chair.
Jayne Hightower punches RATTLE ME BORG, but doesn't leave a dent.
Lance Steele rattles, "Jesus can't help is now"
Yuki Macintosh has decided to spare Adamantine Golem (692)'s life.
Lance Steele puts the box into the satchel.
The monkey (279) jumps!
The monkey (775) waves its tail.
Talos Valcoran unbuckles themselves from the chair.
Yuki Macintosh points the syringe gun at Adamantine Golem (692)'s head, ready to pull the trigger...
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Cuban Pete declares, "BOMB!"
Adamantine Golem (692) knocks on the shuttle window.
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
RATTLE ME BORG begins to clean the sleeper with the soap...
John Webb puts the first-aid kit into the medical backpack.
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
RATTLE ME BORG begins to clean the sleeper with the soap...
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Talos Valcoran rattles, "Move"
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
RATTLE ME BORG begins to clean the sleeper with the soap...
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
John Webb begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Bones McGee's chest.
The monkey (672) jumps!
The monkey (71) jumps!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
The monkey (993) waves its tail.
John Webb places the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Bones McGee's chest.
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Yuki Macintosh pulls the trigger!
Bones McGee's body convulses a bit.
The compact defibrillator buzzes: Resuscitation failed - No activity in patient's brain. Further attempts may be successful.
The monkey (195) jumps!
Tina MacTavish says, "Ha"
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Taylor Noton throws up!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
The compact defibrillator beeps: Unit ready.
John Webb begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Bones McGee's chest.
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
John Webb places the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Bones McGee's chest.
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Tina MacTavish buckles themself to the chair.
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Adamantine Golem (692) says, "Must"
Talos Valcoran has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
Bones McGee's body convulses a bit.
The compact defibrillator buzzes: Resuscitation failed - No activity in patient's brain. Further attempts may be successful.
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
The monkey (172) waves its tail.
Adamantine Golem (692) says, "Hug"
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Katelynn Hunter rattles, "I seem to have caused a monkey problem."
Lance Steele has hit the shuttle window with the emergency oxygen tank!
Adamantine Golem (692) says, "Boyfriend"
The monkey (211) waves its tail.
The compact defibrillator beeps: Unit ready.
The monkey (462) waves its tail.
John Webb begins to place the defibrillator paddles (Wielded) on Bones McGee's chest.
The monkey (439) jumps!



The round has ended.
You managed to survive the events on Bone-Rattling Spess Junk Bravo as Khloe Alice.

    Shift Duration: 0:53:20

    Station Integrity: 99.5%

    Total Population: 36

    Evacuation Rate: 23 (63.9%)

    Survival Rate: 29 (80.6%)


Adorable Overlord (Played by: Yakumo Chen)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. Never willingly commit an evil act.
2. Respect legitimate authority
3. Act with honor
4. Help those in need
5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents
Total law changes: 1
Adorable Overlord's minions were: V.I.R. (Played by: Bisirme), F.A.L.L.C.O.N. (Played by: Sceptiles), RATTLE ME BORG (Played by: K Peculier), Cuban Pete (Played by: Yackemflam),


The station was evacuated before a gang could claim it! The station wins!

The Gib Gang was defeated with 2% control of the station!
The Gib Gang Bosses were:
Tkdrg was Alice Mellison the Botanist and died while fleeing the station
The Gib Gangsters were:

The Zero-G Gang was defeated with 10% control of the station!
The Zero-G Gang Bosses were:
Chocolai was Xerxes Starfruit the Lawyer and had their body destroyed
Shodansbreak was JC Denton the Lawyer and died
The Zero-G Gangsters were:
Lighght was Hurricane Gearshift the Assistant and had their body destroyed
LeadActorInFamilyGuyPorno was Bernie Calzone the Cook and died while fleeing the station
Rowbutt91 was Dindu Nuffin the Mime and had their body destroyed




The traitors were:
NikNakflak was revenant the revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 310 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Collaborate with existing antagonists aboard the station to gain essence. Success!
The antagonist was successful!

The code phrases were: Lessie Pearsall, Medbay, hospitality.
The code responses were: Station Engineer, whiskey soda, trouble, pride.

Tina MacTavish unbuckles themselves from the chair.
The monkey (10) scratches.
OOC: Tkdrg: what a shitty round
The monkey (10) catches fire!
The monkey (156) catches fire!
The monkey (546) catches fire!
The monkey (645) catches fire!
The monkey (71) catches fire!
The monkey (214) catches fire!
The monkey (627) catches fire!
The monkey (662) catches fire!
The monkey (298) catches fire!
The monkey (184) catches fire!
The monkey (394) catches fire!
The monkey (942) catches fire!
The monkey (549) catches fire!
The monkey (780) catches fire!
The monkey (172) catches fire!
The monkey (921) catches fire!
The monkey (411) catches fire!
The monkey (790) catches fire!
The monkey (195) catches fire!
The monkey (279) catches fire!
The monkey (672) catches fire!
The monkey (103) catches fire!
The monkey (39) catches fire!
The monkey (6) catches fire!
The monkey (439) catches fire!
The monkey (920) catches fire!
The monkey (317) catches fire!
Camden Hughes catches fire!
You're set on fire!
Rebooting World in 60 seconds. Round ended.
OOC: Awesomekeeper: MY MONKEYS!!!
OOC: Smoopadoop: RIP lawrence
OOC: NikNakflak: om nom nom nom
OOC: TakeGuru: Oh
OOC: Smoopadoop: that round sucked fuck though
OOC: SweaterKittens: Borg holy shit
OOC: Tkdrg: everyone was dead or implanted
OOC: TakeGuru: Who "fixed" cardboard boxes being able to go through plastic flaps
OOC: Alzam: sec borg ignoring human orders was fucking shit
OOC: SweaterKittens: Pay attention to chat next time
DEAD: Tyrone McMannium says, "You know what next round needs? LMAOs"
OOC: Tkdrg: zombies aren't human, nor are skeletons
OOC: SweaterKittens: Instead of having such a hardon for your fucking valids
OOC: Yakumo Chen: Borg doesn't have to follow orders if they lead to harm
DEAD: Yuki Macintosh says, "It does need AyLameos."
OOC: SweaterKittens: They didn't lead to harm
DEAD: Tyrone McMannium says, "Yes it does"