Well I used to be a gamer who would buy them all the time.
I had some PC games and i never thought of crime.
But times went by and though I tried, the fun just wasn't there,
though early access took my dosh, their game would make me swear.
I looked for every kind of game, the devs were always shit,
Pay us now they always laughed we’ll never finish it
The modding groups they promised me they’d always be my friend
But for a small percent they take Gabe’s dick in their rear end!
Then I thought who gives a damn if all the mods aren’t free,
I'm gonna be a pirate, on the board we call /scurv/!

And it's a heave ho hi ho pirates fan the flames
Stealing cracks and downloads for all the other games
And it's a ho hey hi hey publishers are dead
When they see their DLC on a file sharing thread

Well you think the local gamers would know that we’re at large
But many buyfags still don’t get their games all free of charge
I posted a smug anime girl to act as an advisor
“>Buying games >The Current year” It made them so much wiser
The mighty console makers fear their consoles getting hacks
They tell themselves that they are safe contrary to the facts.
'Cause they know that /v/ anons be browsing on the bay
They'll get the games and wreck their sales and never have to paaayyyyy

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Well good guy(goy?) Dan he chastised, he was always on my ass,
He’d shitpost in the threads that he had bought a season pass.
But he had a mod for Field o view, his steam game got a ban,
now he torrents with us and we call him Salty Dan.
I’ll scuttle Humble Bundle and their shitty charities,
I’ll never move to Origin and screw the GoG (Screw it!)
Sailing down to /scurv/ we’re the chums of all the board,
If you want to play some games come on and check our archived hoard
HAHAR

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Well the pirate life's appealing but it isn’t all that new,
I hear in 8chan’s /a/ there is a band of weeaboos,
They roam their manga reading sites and scour them every day,
And you're gonna have to go there if you want some anime,
Well Summer is a-coming and the plunder is all gone,
My pirate days are stalled with no new games to come upon,
But I'll be back to seed and leech much later in the year
I hear there's lots of reasons I should pirate Metal GEAAARRRRRR,

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When they see their  DLC on a file sharing thread
When they see their  DLC on a file sharing thread