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  1. <div class="log"> <p><strong>Derek</strong> has joined discussion.</p> </div>
  2. <div class="log"> <p><strong>Kuan Ti</strong> has joined discussion.</p> </div>
  3. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>Dude... I don't feel very well...</p> </div>
  4. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>I see zat, I see zat… Oh, Officer, don't die now, what if I can't find Hua, what if I get lost? <em>Grabs Derek by the shoulders and shakes him.</em> Stay wiz me, darling!</p> </div>
  5. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span><img src="data:image/png;base64,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" alt="-_-" class="tid_ico MSC-datafied" data-imgname="dontcare" data-imgw="21" data-imgh="19"> It... It's Sargeant... not Officer...</p> </div>
  6. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span><em>Derek grabs Kuan Ti by the hand, the blizzard is so dense you can barely see a thing</em> ... Don't you <strong>ever</strong> mention we "hold hands", did you hear me? I have a reputation to mantain.</p> </div>
  7. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>Wait wait wait, I know, we can, we can… heeem… do you need a Heimlich maneuver? I know zat maneuver. Or maybe eat berries! No, wait, what if ze berries are poisonous? Don't eat ze berries and you'll be fine. I promise you'll be fine, Off… Sergeant!</p> </div>
  8. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>Wow your hands are unnaturaly soft... How do you do that?</p> </div>
  9. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span><em>Breaks out into tears and holds Derek's hand tight.</em> I promise! Just stay alive and bring me back on ze ship!</p> </div>
  10. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>I… <em>Wipes away a tear.</em> I wash zem wiz ze tears of baby dolphins. Please don't mention zat to anybody.</p> </div>
  11. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>You'll see <strong>Lai</strong>, there is much more to me than a pretty face and a divine-sculptured-body. I promise I will get the three of us back to the Daedalus, kinda safe and sound. Except if I die but... I'm like really lucky, so... yeah... I'm gonna check on the crew</p> </div>
  12. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>I trust you, Hogan. You're not gonna die here. Hua can't be far away… She can't…</p> </div>
  13. <div class="log"> <p><strong>Hua</strong> has joined discussion.</p> </div>
  14. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>There she is... and without a scratch! I should've known... Get on the ship, alien freak, we're getting you back.</p> </div>
  15. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>Jiang, when we're back, take ze bed in Bravo dorm, zat's where Janice is. Hogan, hold on, we just need to get out of zat swamp…</p> </div>
  16. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span><em>Derek is using his jacket in his head. Carrying Kuan Ti on his arms, like a bride</em> Ok, I'm not gonna make it... I can't keep walking in this leech infested slime-swamp. I-I can barely stand under this blazing sun. You're gonna have to walk, <strong>Lai</strong>, I don't care how many Klix are those boots worth...</p> </div>
  17. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>No no no, we're just a few meters from ze ship, hold me, hold me!</p> </div>
  18. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>Don't get too used to it... <em>makes a final effort</em></p> </div>
  19. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>Alright, we're on ze ship, we're on ze ship. Stay here, Sergeant, I'll be back wiz ze medikit.</p> </div>
  20. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span><em>moans</em> Mphhh...</p> </div>
  21. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>Oh, wow... You- you actually healed me. Nobody ever does something like that for me.</p> </div>
  22. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span><em>Bursts back in the Icarus bay, panting.</em> I've… I've got it. <em>Burps.</em> And a meal, sorry. Now… Do you want ze boys bandage or ze girls bandage?</p> </div>
  23. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>I'll take the one with the skulls. I've brought that, you know?</p> </div>
  24. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>You're not that bad after all, <strong>Lai</strong>... I'm sorry I've called you a <em>spoony</em>. Yeah, I guess you're ok. <img src="data:image/png;base64,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" alt=":)" class="tid_ico MSC-datafied" data-imgname="smile" data-imgw="21" data-imgh="19"></p> </div>
  25. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>Well, you helped me not ruin my clozes on zat dirty planet, and we… <em>looks at Hua</em> …hem, had a rescue mission togezer, and zat creates powerful bonds, right?</p> </div>
  26. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>Humm.... Yeah, I guess... I guess we both <strong>pulled a Hogan</strong> together.</p> </div>
  27. <div class="message"> <div class="char derek" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Derek :</span>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8</p> </div>
  28. <div class="message"> <div class="char kuan_ti" style=""></div> <p><span class="buddy"> Kuan Ti :</span>Anyway, I… I should go. To sleep. Tired. <em>Yawns loudly.</em> Aaah, sleep, silk pajamas, plastic bed…</p> </div>
  29. <div class="log"> <p><strong>Derek</strong> cannot be reached here, closed the tab.</p> </div>
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