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  2. 4 23 13:16:41 <DamienLunas> Last time, on turfwars!
  3. 4 23 13:16:56 <DamienLunas> The immortals strengthened their bond with eachother
  4. 4 23 13:17:01 <DamienLunas> and with their people
  5. 4 23 13:17:22 <DamienLunas> However, so many mysteries lurk beyond the horizon
  6. 4 23 13:17:29 <DamienLunas> Why do pokemon hate people?
  7. 4 23 13:17:41 <DamienLunas> What truly caused the Great Cataclysm?
  8. 4 23 13:18:11 <DamienLunas> What is Mr. Gorgeous's goal?
  9. 4 23 13:18:23 <DamienLunas> And most importantly
  10. 4 23 13:18:43 <DamienLunas> Can they stand up to the Shi Ten Ou and walk away to find the answers?
  11. 4 23 13:19:32 <Hope> (HERE)
  12. 4 23 13:19:33 <Hope> (WE)
  13. 4 23 13:19:33 <DamienLunas> A battle full of burning spirits and tearful sorrow awaits them at the Shi Ten Ou Tower.
  14. 4 23 13:19:34 <Hope> (GO)
  15. 4 23 13:19:40 <DamienLunas> Let's get things started!
  16. 4 23 13:19:52 <DamienLunas> Turf Wars Fight, ready... GO!
  17. 4 23 13:20:15 <DamienLunas> Episode 23: Aim For The Top! Turfbuster!
  18. 4 23 13:20:17  Kit has quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86.1 [Firefox 3.6.16/20110319135224])
  19. 4 23 13:20:29  Kit (kittrezz@sux-9975105.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #TurfWars
  20. 4 23 13:20:42 <DamienLunas> Today is Friday, and some of you most likely have some business to finish.
  21. 4 23 13:21:37 <DamienLunas> Six and Mira left to speak with the Dynasty Warriors
  22. 4 23 13:21:49 <DamienLunas> While Klark spends the day in the garden with Katy
  23. 4 23 13:22:10 <DamienLunas> Saru, Hope, what shall you do before this day's end?
  24. 4 23 13:22:47  Saru does his usual workout routine in the morning.
  25. 4 23 13:24:03 <Saru> (hm, what do you want to do?)
  26. 4 23 13:24:05  HopeOnaRope (Anonymous@sux-980EE19F.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #TurfWars
  27. 4 23 13:24:07 <Saru> (oh herp)
  28. 4 23 13:24:10 <HopeOnaRope> !dm9001 lastlines #15
  29. 4 23 13:24:33  HopeOnaRope is in her room, writing in her notebook and watching that egg.
  30. 4 23 13:25:10 <DamienLunas> (Saru, this is the day you killed the hitlerzam)
  31. 4 23 13:25:11 <HopeOnaRope> (I'd like to take Galix to... um.. our friend... Moira? Maira? :3c)
  32. 4 23 13:25:19 <DamienLunas> (Maria)
  33. 4 23 13:25:48  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  34. 4 23 13:26:05  HopeOnaRope checks the egg to judge about how long it has left to hatch before grabbing her things.
  35. 4 23 13:26:14 <HopeOnaRope> (Did we ever get Maria set up in Stardust County?)
  36. 4 23 13:26:21 * HopeOnaRope is now known as Hope
  37. 4 23 13:26:24  Kit has quit (Quit: )
  38. 4 23 13:26:48  Kit (kittrezz@sux-77D64B5F.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #TurfWars
  39. 4 23 13:26:51 <DamienLunas> (You did not)
  40. 4 23 13:27:44 <Arthur> (sure would be nice to have everyone here for once now that it's time to actually see what TMs we can buy and distribute all these vitamins)
  41. 4 23 13:28:05  Hope in that case, grabs her things and heads down to talk to Saru.
  42. 4 23 13:28:26 <DamienLunas> (What's Arthur doing today?)
  43. 4 23 13:28:51 <Arthur> (taking a look at that forest)
  44. 4 23 13:28:56  Saru waves at Hope when she comes in. He's doing a handstand, though, so after a second he loses his balance and falls over.
  45. 4 23 13:29:37 <Hope> "Ack, Saru, you alright?" She heads to his side.
  46. 4 23 13:29:57  Saru brushes himself off. "I'm fine, I'm fine."
  47. 4 23 13:30:50 <Hope> "I was just coming by to say I wanted to visit a friend in the Punks territory, and help her get moved in to Stardust County."
  48. 4 23 13:31:06 <Saru> "Oh, okay. Did you want a hand with that?"
  49. 4 23 13:31:11  Hope helps him up.
  50. 4 23 13:31:30 <DamienLunas> (what forest arthur)
  51. 4 23 13:31:30 <Hope> "I wouldn't mind some company." she smiles. "But you might have other things to do, so..."
  52. 4 23 13:31:36  Mira (Anise@sux-2A21121.cable.mindspring.com) has joined #TurfWars
  53. 4 23 13:31:39 <Arthur> (the old one. with virizion)
  54. 4 23 13:31:42 <DamienLunas> (Oh.)
  55. 4 23 13:31:47  Saru shrugs. "No, I'd rather go with you, if that's all right."
  56. 4 23 13:31:51 <DamienLunas> (Okay then)
  57. 4 23 13:32:02 <DamienLunas> Mira
  58. 4 23 13:32:10 <DamienLunas> You just finished up your talk with Virizion
  59. 4 23 13:32:28 <DamienLunas> and after you part ways with him and the Dynasty Warriors
  60. 4 23 13:32:36 <Arthur> (SO WHERE THE HELL IS DOX THEN. WHARRGARBL I AM THIS CLOSE TO JUST TAKING THE PP UP)
  61. 4 23 13:32:38 <DamienLunas> you run into arthur in the forest
  62. 4 23 13:33:23 <Mira> "Oh. H-hello."
  63. 4 23 13:33:30 <Arthur> "Huh?"
  64. 4 23 13:33:34 <Arthur> "...What're you doing here."
  65. 4 23 13:33:46 <Mira> "I-er, I visited the Dynasty Warriors."
  66. 4 23 13:34:37  Arthur shrugs. "Good a time as any, I guess. Don't think they like me much. Then again, who does? Ahaha. No, but really, this is mostly what I do on off days, just look at plants and beaches and such and talk to my pokemon. Sooo."
  67. 4 23 13:35:18 <Mira> "Y-you probably shouldn't be out wandering on your own - it's not safe."
  68. 4 23 13:36:43 <Arthur> "And yet I find you entirely on your own, in the middle of the very same place I intended to wander."
  69. 4 23 13:37:05 <Mira> "I was with the others until recently. :I"
  70. 4 23 13:37:12 * Kit is now known as TF2Kit
  71. 4 23 13:37:16 <Arthur> "And you didn't follow them back."
  72. 4 23 13:37:41 <Arthur> "So in between their leaving and my coming here, you were a hypocrite for a few moments~"
  73. 4 23 13:38:19  Mira grumbles and turns to leave. "I hope you get eaten by an Ursaring or something."
  74. 4 23 13:39:08  Arthur snickers a little and sits against a tree.
  75. 4 23 13:39:51  Mira heads back home. >:I
  76. 4 23 13:41:22 <Arthur> "...So you really think I have a good chance of dying, Lev?"
  77. 4 23 13:41:37 <Arthur> "I mean, not like being eaten HERE or anything."
  78. 4 23 13:41:50 <Arthur> "Just... in a general sense, with the Shi Ten Ou and all."
  79. 4 23 13:41:52 <DamienLunas> <Dying? What are you talking about?>
  80. 4 23 13:42:04 <DamienLunas> <Oh... I'm not really sure about all that.>
  81. 4 23 13:42:21 <DamienLunas> <I mean, everyone says they're strong... but if we're more clever than them, their strength won't matter.>
  82. 4 23 13:42:44 <DamienLunas> (by the way losers)
  83. 4 23 13:42:47 <DamienLunas> (I complied a list)
  84. 4 23 13:42:53 <DamienLunas> (of EVERY TM AND VM YOU HAVEN'T BOUGHT)
  85. 4 23 13:42:58 <DamienLunas> (BE GRATEFUL.)
  86. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Aqua Ring VM 10 Berries
  87. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Aurora Beam VM 7 Berries
  88. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Needle Arm VM 6 Berries
  89. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Dive HM 10 Berries
  90. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Dark Pulse TM 7 Berries
  91. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Gyro Ball TM 4 Berries
  92. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Attract TM 4 Berries
  93. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Swagger TM 4 Berries
  94. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Secret Power TM 4 Berries
  95. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Rock Polish TM 4 Berries
  96. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Weather Ball VM 10 Berries
  97. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Rock Smash TM 4 Berries
  98. 4 23 13:43:00 <DamienLunas> Low sweep TM 6 Berries
  99. 4 23 13:43:00 <Arthur> "I don't quite expect to do some sort of crazy sacrifice or something. Not my style. But the entire situation seems to invite that sort of thing, y'know."
  100. 4 23 13:43:36 <DamienLunas> <If we had to sacrifice you... I wouldn't feel right in counting it as a victory.>
  101. 4 23 13:44:10 <Hope> (thxu :3)
  102. 4 23 13:44:12 <DamienLunas> (Btw)
  103. 4 23 13:44:19 <DamienLunas> (7 more berries today)
  104. 4 23 13:44:34 <Hope> (Can we all agree saturday is shop day)
  105. 4 23 13:44:45 <DamienLunas> (I have allocated them for you)
  106. 4 23 13:45:01 <Saru> (Saturday is normally our fight day)
  107. 4 23 13:45:28 <Arthur> "Same. Except you can't count without arms."
  108. 4 23 13:45:30 <Hope> (Oh boy)
  109. 4 23 13:45:32 <Hope> (This again D=)
  110. 4 23 13:45:44 <Arthur> (GODDAMMIT)
  111. 4 23 13:45:44 <DamienLunas> (It's sunday please ignore it I accidentally retconned it)
  112. 4 23 13:45:52 <Saru> (ok)
  113. 4 23 13:45:54 <Klark> (That works for me Hope and wasn't there an X-scissor TM in Dynastylands?)
  114. 4 23 13:46:14 <DamienLunas> oh
  115. 4 23 13:46:17 <Arthur> (But we already bought and used it, right)
  116. 4 23 13:46:18 <Saru> (shopping tomorrow is fine with me)
  117. 4 23 13:46:19 <DamienLunas> yeah I missed several.
  118. 4 23 13:46:19 <Arthur> (As in you did)
  119. 4 23 13:46:42 <Klark> (Nah we haven't bought it yet I don't think.)
  120. 4 23 13:47:29 <DamienLunas> Cheer Up TM 4 Berries
  121. 4 23 13:47:29 <DamienLunas> Roost TM 8 Berries
  122. 4 23 13:47:29 <DamienLunas> Ice Breath TM 6 Berries
  123. 4 23 13:47:29 <DamienLunas> X-scissor TM 8 Berries
  124. 4 23 13:48:21 <DamienLunas> <I can count just fine, Master.>
  125. 4 23 13:48:26 <DamienLunas> Anyway
  126. 4 23 13:48:31 <DamienLunas> Shall we see what Hope and Saru are up to?
  127. 4 23 13:49:47  Klark has quit (Ping timeout)
  128. 4 23 13:50:02 <Saru> (Shore)
  129. 4 23 13:50:24  Hope has gathered her things and swaddled the tirtouga egg in the remains of her jacket from before, before gently placing it in the purse she carried the eevees in when they visited Wailmer Mart
  130. 4 23 13:50:56  Saru collects his jacket and gear, and waits for Hope at the door.
  131. 4 23 13:50:57 <DamienLunas> Hope and Saru walk over to Maria's house
  132. 4 23 13:51:04  Hope heads out.
  133. 4 23 13:51:32  CounterBeard (CounterBea@sux-B0A766D7.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #TurfWars
  134. 4 23 13:51:36 * CounterBeard is now known as Klark
  135. 4 23 13:51:44 <Klark> (Fucking bluescreen.)
  136. 4 23 13:51:50 <DamienLunas> After a quick jaunt over there
  137. 4 23 13:52:10 <DamienLunas> You see her elgyem, Nico, poke his head out and wave
  138. 4 23 13:52:33 <Hope> "Hi, Nico!"
  139. 4 23 13:52:35 <Hope> "Is Maria in?"
  140. 4 23 13:53:09 <DamienLunas> The door opens, and Maria stands in the doorway, smiling a little, though looking somewhat anxious
  141. 4 23 13:53:46 <Hope> "Hey." she smiles, then turns to Saru. "This is Maria, the friend I told you about. Maria, this is Saru, the leader of the Ribbonwood Immortals."
  142. 4 23 13:53:56 <Saru> "A pleasure to meet you."
  143. 4 23 13:54:25 <DamienLunas> "Oh, H-Hi."
  144. 4 23 13:54:34 <DamienLunas> "You're Hope's friend then?"
  145. 4 23 13:55:21  Saru nods. "She's told me a lot about you. We're going to help you move over to Stardust County, right?"
  146. 4 23 13:55:32 <DamienLunas> "R-Right."
  147. 4 23 13:55:50 <Hope> "Is everything okay? Those people haven't been picking on you again, have they?"
  148. 4 23 13:56:10 <DamienLunas> She shakes her head, "N-No, not recently."
  149. 4 23 13:56:27  Hope smiles.
  150. 4 23 13:57:00 <Hope> "Come to think of it, I probably should have sent a letter over to Stardust first, but I'm sure we can find a nice place for you."
  151. 4 23 13:57:15  Happyworkan (chatzilla@sux-B7A3A714.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #TurfWars
  152. 4 23 13:57:25 <Hope> "Are you ready to move? Anything we can help you with before hand?"
  153. 4 23 13:58:10 <Saru> "Yeah, that's why I'm here - strong back, weak mind," Saru adds with a wink.
  154. 4 23 13:58:12 <DamienLunas> "Umm... well I guess. I don't have a lot."
  155. 4 23 13:58:22  Hope elbows Saru playfully.
  156. 4 23 13:58:33 <DamienLunas> All she has is the wobbly table, the small bedroll, and the icebox.
  157. 4 23 13:59:01  Hope grabs the bedroll because she is incredibly 6 str.
  158. 4 23 13:59:20  Saru goes with the icebox.
  159. 4 23 13:59:32 <Hope> (How big is the table?)
  160. 4 23 13:59:51 <Saru> (yeah, i just had that thought... ill call Zhu out to get that)
  161. 4 23 14:00:01 <Hope> (Ok)
  162. 4 23 14:00:15  Saru also calls out his emboar and points him at the table.
  163. 4 23 14:00:21 <DamienLunas> It's not a very big table
  164. 4 23 14:00:25 <DamienLunas> it's just a small coffee table
  165. 4 23 14:00:27 <DamienLunas> that wobbles.
  166. 4 23 14:01:06 <Saru> (brb)
  167. 4 23 14:01:27 <Hope> "Alright! Say goodbye, Grime Alley, say hello, Stardust County! ...No, I bet the people here would HATE the name Grime Alley."
  168. 4 23 14:01:40  Saru shifts the ice box. "I got this one, big buddy. You're a bit too hot for it, I think."
  169. 4 23 14:01:43 <Saru> (now brb()
  170. 4 23 14:01:57 <DamienLunas> "Heh, it's not a really nice place I guess..."
  171. 4 23 14:02:29 <DamienLunas> She grabs onto Hope's hand and sort of squeezes it nervously as she ries to slowly walk outside into the light.
  172. 4 23 14:02:40  Hope takes her hand, smiling.
  173. 4 23 14:02:50 <DamienLunas> "Ah... it's bright..." :<
  174. 4 23 14:03:07 <Hope> "Like your new future, am I right?"
  175. 4 23 14:03:22 <DamienLunas> She blushes a bit, "T-Thanks"
  176. 4 23 14:03:55  Hope nods.
  177. 4 23 14:03:58 <Hope> "Let's go!"
  178. 4 23 14:04:26 <DamienLunas> Her little entorauge of pokemon follow her
  179. 4 23 14:04:39 <DamienLunas> as she nervously clings to hope's arm while they walk.
  180. 4 23 14:05:03 <DamienLunas> "S-Sorry... it's just I don't go outside much."
  181. 4 23 14:05:39 <Hope> "It's okay. You're safe with us."
  182. 4 23 14:05:48  Saru hums to himself as he and Zhu follow carrying the icebox and table.
  183. 4 23 14:06:11  Hope leads her towards Stardust County.
  184. 4 23 14:06:19 <DamienLunas> She smiles, "It's a lot easier with you here..."
  185. 4 23 14:06:39 <DamienLunas> She walks a bit more comfortably after you reassure her, but she still holds onto your hand
  186. 4 23 14:06:46 <Hope> "It's always easier to push forward with friends."
  187. 4 23 14:06:52 <Saru> "Yep!"
  188. 4 23 14:07:03 <DamienLunas> Eventually, you get her into stardust county.
  189. 4 23 14:07:53 <Hope> "Hm... Wonder if anyone knows where there's a vacancy."
  190. 4 23 14:08:00 <Saru> "I'll ask!"
  191. 4 23 14:08:21 <Saru> 1d20+6 Shakers and Movers
  192. 4 23 14:08:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Shakers and Movers: 20 [1d20=14]
  193. 4 23 14:08:41 <DamienLunas> Saru runs forward full speed to go find someone to ask!
  194. 4 23 14:08:50 <DamienLunas> And he runs right smack into someone as they're walking around the corner
  195. 4 23 14:09:03 <Hope> (Hey Gorb)
  196. 4 23 14:09:09 <Hope> (Don't forget Saru gets a +5 to his cha checks)
  197. 4 23 14:09:29 <DamienLunas> (?)
  198. 4 23 14:09:43 <Happyworkan> (+8 if you want to use your jacket)
  199. 4 23 14:09:44 <Hope> (Authority Figure should probably apply to pretty much every cha check in our territory. :3c)
  200. 4 23 14:10:15 <Hope> "Oh dear?"
  201. 4 23 14:11:08 <DamienLunas> (yeah it does hope)
  202. 4 23 14:11:33 <DamienLunas> You run into a big guy wearing yellow and bounce off of him
  203. 4 23 14:11:43 <Saru> (oh right)
  204. 4 23 14:12:02 <Saru> "Oh, sorry about that!"
  205. 4 23 14:12:06 <DamienLunas> It's Zack from the S-Squad
  206. 4 23 14:12:28 <DamienLunas> "Huh? Oh it's you. Don't worry about it, I'm allright."
  207. 4 23 14:12:34 <Saru> "How's it going, Zack?"
  208. 4 23 14:12:46 <DamienLunas> "Uhh... well not so well to be honest."
  209. 4 23 14:12:57 <Saru> "Really? What's up?"
  210. 4 23 14:13:19 <DamienLunas> The lady in the green dress, Trini, walks up, "We're having... employment issues."
  211. 4 23 14:13:23  Hope raises an eyebrow and heads over, herself.
  212. 4 23 14:13:29 <Hope> "Employment issues?"
  213. 4 23 14:14:21 <DamienLunas> Tommy, the one in Orange walks up, "Not for lack of trying anyway, but Jason has caused a few..."
  214. 4 23 14:14:34 <DamienLunas> "Incidents." finishes Billy.
  215. 4 23 14:14:40 <DamienLunas> Pretty soon all 6 of them are there.
  216. 4 23 14:14:52 <Saru> (which one is Jason?)
  217. 4 23 14:14:55 <DamienLunas> (Red)
  218. 4 23 14:15:07 <Saru> (ah)
  219. 4 23 14:15:10 <Hope> "Oh dear. That doesn't sound good..."
  220. 4 23 14:15:15 <DamienLunas> (Blue is billy and yeah I have some of the colors mixed up and not others but deal with it.)
  221. 4 23 14:15:25 <Hope> "What kind of incidents, exactly?"
  222. 4 23 14:15:47 <DamienLunas> "Well..." starts Kimberly, "We were doing okay trying to be dry cleaners..."
  223. 4 23 14:16:25 <DamienLunas> "Until Jason jammed the machines so full of random coins that they stopped working, then overloaded the other ones."
  224. 4 23 14:16:43 <Saru> "Whoops."
  225. 4 23 14:17:04 <Hope> :I
  226. 4 23 14:17:11 <DamienLunas> "What? You're blaming me? I was just going on natural instinct! When a man sees a hole, he's going to want to put things in it over and over until it's full! It's only natural!" Jason says defensively.
  227. 4 23 14:17:18 <Happyworkan> (Ahahaha)
  228. 4 23 14:17:24 <Saru> "Uh..."
  229. 4 23 14:17:54  Hope puts down the bedroll for a moment, and takes out her notebook, scribbling "Help the S-Squad find jobs" in her to-do list.
  230. 4 23 14:18:03 <DamienLunas> "And you'd think they're the kind of simple folk that could at LEAST be plumbers..." says Trini
  231. 4 23 14:18:49 <DamienLunas> "Hey! How am I supposed to know that some pipes have water and some pipes have wires in them?" asks Zack
  232. 4 23 14:19:09 <Saru> "Some pipes have wires in them?!"
  233. 4 23 14:19:14 <DamienLunas> "See!"
  234. 4 23 14:19:16 <DamienLunas> "SEE?!"
  235. 4 23 14:19:24  Hope facepalms.
  236. 4 23 14:19:33 <DamienLunas> (by the way give me a sec to do some dog-related things)
  237. 4 23 14:19:39 <DamienLunas> (in the meantime, here is the list of stuff to buy again)
  238. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Aqua Ring VM 10 Berries
  239. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Aurora Beam VM 7 Berries
  240. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Needle Arm VM 6 Berries
  241. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Dive HM 10 Berries
  242. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Dark Pulse TM 7 Berries
  243. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Gyro Ball TM 4 Berries
  244. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Attract TM 4 Berries
  245. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Swagger TM 4 Berries
  246. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Secret Power TM 4 Berries
  247. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Rock Polish TM 4 Berries
  248. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Weather Ball VM 10 Berries
  249. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Rock Smash TM 4 Berries
  250. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Low sweep TM 6 Berries
  251. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Cheer Up TM 4 Berries
  252. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Roost TM 8 Berries
  253. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> Ice Breath TM 6 Berries
  254. 4 23 14:19:43 <DamienLunas> X-scissor TM 8 Berries
  255. 4 23 14:19:53 <Hope> (Couldn't we just have)
  256. 4 23 14:19:55 <Hope> (A shop page)
  257. 4 23 14:20:06 <Hope> (In fact)
  258. 4 23 14:20:09 <Hope> (I will make one now)
  259. 4 23 14:20:25 <Arthur> (I want roost and possibly dark pulse)
  260. 4 23 14:20:40 <Arthur> (But the only other thing I'm all grabby for is the PP up)
  261. 4 23 14:21:57 <Hope> (I wonder what the consequences of teaching Attract to Nix would be)
  262. 4 23 14:22:28 <Klark> (X-scissor is on my left of stuff to want. Weatherball would be usefull for something?)
  263. 4 23 14:23:36 <Klark> (Dragonites hitting on things. Mygod)
  264. 4 23 14:24:43 <Saru> (hahaha)
  265. 4 23 14:25:14 <Saru> (dunno if there's anything particularly awesome for any of my guys, though the Low Sweep and Rock Smash ones could be useful)
  266. 4 23 14:26:19 <Hope> (Zhu could learn gyroball)
  267. 4 23 14:26:53 <Hope> (But honestly it won't be that good unless we're fighting a speed ace)
  268. 4 23 14:26:55 <Saru> (his spd is 5)
  269. 4 23 14:26:59 <Hope> (Yes)
  270. 4 23 14:27:05 <Saru> (oh wait i misread that)
  271. 4 23 14:27:07 <Hope> (Gyro Ball does more damage the slower the user is)
  272. 4 23 14:27:15 <Klark> (Wow.)
  273. 4 23 14:27:34 <Saru> (Klark might be interested in that)
  274. 4 23 14:27:42 <Klark> (That is silly...I have two pokes at spd 1)
  275. 4 23 14:27:52 <DamienLunas> (one of them is steel even)
  276. 4 23 14:27:52 <Hope> (:3c)
  277. 4 23 14:28:17 <Klark> (And it would give he a decent attack move other than tackle and headbutt!)
  278. 4 23 14:28:25 <DamienLunas> (unfortunately it doesn't learn it)
  279. 4 23 14:28:28 <DamienLunas> (it's not a VM, it's a TM)
  280. 4 23 14:28:53 <DamienLunas> (also I'm back)
  281. 4 23 14:29:04 <Saru> (sad)
  282. 4 23 14:29:11 <DamienLunas> Billy sighs, "I'm having difficulty coming up with ideas to match everyone's skillset."
  283. 4 23 14:29:29 <Saru> "Well, what are your skillsets?"
  284. 4 23 14:29:36 <DamienLunas> "That's why it's so difficult."
  285. 4 23 14:29:45 <Saru> "You don't all have to do the exact same thing, maybe find like a couple of things that go together?"
  286. 4 23 14:29:48 <DamienLunas> Trini smacks him one.
  287. 4 23 14:30:29 <DamienLunas> "Yeah but... we all want to find something we can do together."
  288. 4 23 14:30:36 <Hope> "Let's see..."
  289. 4 23 14:30:49  Saru scratches his head. "Can any of you cook?"
  290. 4 23 14:31:00 <DamienLunas> "Oh no, we tried that one."
  291. 4 23 14:31:07 <Saru> "oh."
  292. 4 23 14:31:22 <DamienLunas> "Went allright until someone started a pie figh-" "I DID NOT START THAT PIE FIGHT" several people shout
  293. 4 23 14:31:47 <Hope> "Volunteering at the orphanage? Starting a pokemon daycare? Carpentry? Scavenge goods and donate?"
  294. 4 23 14:32:32 <DamienLunas> They have mixed feelings about those prospects...
  295. 4 23 14:32:40 <DamienLunas> "Anyway, who's your friend?"
  296. 4 23 14:32:54 <DamienLunas> Maria is kind of hiding behind hope
  297. 4 23 14:33:41 <Hope> "This is Maria." she smiles. "She used to live in the Poison Punks territory, but we're helping her move. I thought here could be a good place... are there any vacant buildings?"
  298. 4 23 14:34:13  Aeros (nekodes@i.dunno.lol) has joined #TurfWars
  299. 4 23 14:34:15 <DamienLunas> Zack speaks up, "Well... there are, but they're all really small..."
  300. 4 23 14:34:34 <DamienLunas> "Most of the ones in decent shape have been taken..."
  301. 4 23 14:34:46 <DamienLunas> "T-that's okay... I don't need a nice place."
  302. 4 23 14:34:56 <Saru> "We could fix something up if we need to."
  303. 4 23 14:35:04 <Arthur> (or THEY could)
  304. 4 23 14:35:10 <Arthur> (you know, build more houses)
  305. 4 23 14:35:14 <Saru> (hm)
  306. 4 23 14:35:14 <Arthur> (as a thing to do)
  307. 4 23 14:35:17 <Arthur> (Everyone can build)
  308. 4 23 14:35:23 <Hope> (Already suggested carpentry. :3c)
  309. 4 23 14:36:11  Hope shrugs. "I'm sure whatever you have is better than what she had to begin with, but... you haven't tried fixing up places like those?"
  310. 4 23 14:37:06 <Saru> "Yeah! I'm sure people would trade you all kinds of stuff if you fixed up a place for them."
  311. 4 23 14:37:13 <DamienLunas> "Yeah... we tried that... I'm not sure any of us should be allowed near hammers or saws..."
  312. 4 23 14:37:24  Hope hms.
  313. 4 23 14:37:53 <Hope> "What did you do before you became the S-Squad?"
  314. 4 23 14:38:14 <DamienLunas> "Not much... we were just sort of friends trying to get by however we could."
  315. 4 23 14:38:40  Hope scratches her head. This is a tough one.
  316. 4 23 14:39:16 <Saru> "Well, it sounds like you're sort of good at a lot of things, but not great at any one thing, right?"
  317. 4 23 14:39:48 <DamienLunas> "Kinda..."
  318. 4 23 14:40:44 <DamienLunas> They all look a bit embarassed, but Kimberly speaks up, "That's not true guys, we're all really great friends!"
  319. 4 23 14:41:17 <DamienLunas> "Even if we screw up a lot, we still stick together because we like eachother, right?"
  320. 4 23 14:41:27  Saru chuckles. "How about this? You guys like helping people, why not do that? We're helping out Maria today, but the Immortals can't be everywhere."
  321. 4 23 14:41:57 <DamienLunas> "Helping people? What does she need?"
  322. 4 23 14:41:59 <Saru> "Why not let people know if they have a problem, to come to you? If you can't fix it yourselves, you're the kind of people who know how to find someone who can."
  323. 4 23 14:42:09 <DamienLunas> "N-no it's..."
  324. 4 23 14:42:24 <Hope> "You know, Maria could use some friends, if she's going to live here."
  325. 4 23 14:42:26 <Hope> She smiles.
  326. 4 23 14:43:10 <DamienLunas> She looks a little embarassed, but Zack comes right up and smiles, "Aww come on, don't be shy. My name's Zack. Welcome to stardust county!"
  327. 4 23 14:43:34 <DamienLunas> "Jason." "Tommy." "Billy." "Kimberly. "Trini."
  328. 4 23 14:43:48 <DamienLunas> She seems to be very oh god so many people what do I do
  329. 4 23 14:43:58  Hope giggles.
  330. 4 23 14:44:32 <DamienLunas> Jason speaks up, "She needs a new home right? Doesn't look like she has a lot of things... why doesn't she just move in with us?"
  331. 4 23 14:44:55 <DamienLunas> "N-no I couldn't... I don't want to burden you..."
  332. 4 23 14:45:31 <Hope> "You remind me a lot of one of our friends, Maria. But it's okay. You're going to love it here." She looks at them.
  333. 4 23 14:46:05 <Saru> "Yeah, I think it's a great idea!"
  334. 4 23 14:46:16 <DamienLunas> She looks a little unsure
  335. 4 23 14:46:22 <DamienLunas> but suddenly
  336. 4 23 14:46:28 <Hope> "Thank you. I don't know what we can do about your employment problem - just yet. We'll look into it. But in the meantime, thank you for offering to take in Maria."
  337. 4 23 14:46:39 <DamienLunas> Two young boys dressed in black leather, one fat one and one skinny one come walking up
  338. 4 23 14:47:00  Saru looks them over.
  339. 4 23 14:47:13 <Klark> (Ohgod.)
  340. 4 23 14:47:14 <Hope> (Ahahaha)
  341. 4 23 14:47:17 <Hope> (Yes)
  342. 4 23 14:47:17 <Hope> (YES)
  343. 4 23 14:47:21 <Arthur> (what)
  344. 4 23 14:47:25 <Arthur> (oh)
  345. 4 23 14:47:26 <Hope> (It's Bulk and Skull)
  346. 4 23 14:47:27 <DamienLunas> "Hey, looks like Crazy Maria went and decided to try and skip town on us!"
  347. 4 23 14:47:27 <Arthur> (AAAAAAA)
  348. 4 23 14:47:29 <Klark> (Bulk and Skull)
  349. 4 23 14:47:33 <Arthur> (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
  350. 4 23 14:47:52  Hope glares at them.
  351. 4 23 14:47:53  Saru puts down the ice box. "And who are you two?"
  352. 4 23 14:48:23 <DamienLunas> "Don't you know if you're moving you're supposed to send out a notice to everyone? After all, I'd want to know if a crazy person moved into my neighborhood."
  353. 4 23 14:49:03 <Hope> "Hey, you can just step right off. Maria's not crazy, and you people have an attitude problem."
  354. 4 23 14:49:11 <DamienLunas> "Heh, what's it to you?"
  355. 4 23 14:49:44 <DamienLunas> "Yeah! We come and visit her all the time, and she doesn't wanna let us know if she's moving? That's cold..."
  356. 4 23 14:51:10 <DamienLunas> Maria just shivers and stays silent, trying to hide her face
  357. 4 23 14:51:23 <Hope> "If I were visited by people like you, I'd want to leave, too. Tell me, did the grimers teach you how to stink, or was it the other way around?"
  358. 4 23 14:51:44  Saru looks over at Hope. "Who are these two idiots?"
  359. 4 23 14:52:08 <Hope> "Some of the people that picked on her, I gather."
  360. 4 23 14:52:42 <Hope> "A bunch of guys drove off her pokemon with theirs, called her crazy to her face."
  361. 4 23 14:53:04 <DamienLunas> "And who do you think you are, bitch? That chick's off her rocker, everyone knows it. What's wrong if we have a little fun with her, huh?"
  362. 4 23 14:53:56 <Hope> (Let's see...)
  363. 4 23 14:54:08 <Hope> (Let the S-Squad deal with them, or call out Nix...)
  364. 4 23 14:54:39  Saru steps up close and glares down at these two. "I'm going to ask you only once. Apologize to both of them, and then get out of my sight."
  365. 4 23 14:54:53 <Klark> (C. Let Saru deal with it.)
  366. 4 23 14:55:04 <Saru> 1d20+14 Intimidate
  367. 4 23 14:55:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Intimidate: 25 [1d20=11]
  368. 4 23 14:55:33 <DamienLunas> "Y-you think you're tough, huh? You wanna go?"
  369. 4 23 14:55:50  Hope fingers Nix's pokeball.
  370. 4 23 14:56:51 <DamienLunas> Jason steps out in front.
  371. 4 23 14:56:54 <DamienLunas> "Hold on, Hope."
  372. 4 23 14:57:37  Hope looks over.
  373. 4 23 14:57:38 <DamienLunas> Zack steps forward with him, "This kinda scum 'aint even worth fightin' you."
  374. 4 23 14:58:16 <Saru> (guess what i still havent bothered to retrain?)
  375. 4 23 14:58:28 <Hope> (Back Off? :3c)
  376. 4 23 14:58:29 <DamienLunas> Tommy smirks, "You fighting them would be like hunting bunearies with a cannon."
  377. 4 23 14:58:32 <Saru> (yep)
  378. 4 23 14:58:58 <Hope> (And the only time it would be useful, is more of a plot point. :3c)
  379. 4 23 14:59:23 <DamienLunas> "Mind if we clean up this scum?" asks Trini
  380. 4 23 14:59:33  Saru grins. "Be my guests."
  381. 4 23 14:59:56 <DamienLunas> "W-Who the hell are you guys?"
  382. 4 23 15:00:08 <DamienLunas> "Just a bunch of friends."
  383. 4 23 15:00:13 <DamienLunas> "Trying to get by in this world."
  384. 4 23 15:00:24 <Saru> "They're the S-Squad. And you just got yourselves in waaaaaay over your heads."
  385. 4 23 15:00:38 <Hope> (Not the S-Squad anymore :<)
  386. 4 23 15:00:41 <DamienLunas> "You can feel them resonating, right guys?"
  387. 4 23 15:00:49 <DamienLunas> "Let's do it!"
  388. 4 23 15:00:51 <Hope> (OR ARE THEY)
  389. 4 23 15:00:55 <Saru> (i think they are again :3)
  390. 4 23 15:01:07 <DamienLunas> They pull out the octagonal shining pieces of metal
  391. 4 23 15:01:15 <DamienLunas> "STARDUST FLASH!"
  392. 4 23 15:01:19  Hope grins.
  393. 4 23 15:02:14 <DamienLunas> "Red Star!" "Orange Star." "Yellow Star!" "Blue Star." "Pink Star!" "Green Star."
  394. 4 23 15:02:52 <DamienLunas> "The S-Squad huh? Last I heard they were a bunch of weaklings who couldn't do anything on their own. Come on!"
  395. 4 23 15:03:04 <DamienLunas> The two punks send out a Graveler and a Golbat
  396. 4 23 15:03:24 <DamienLunas> They send out their Magnetone, Rotom Saw, Bronzors, Metang, Tentacruel, and Ferrothorn.
  397. 4 23 15:04:39  Hope steps back, a smile on her face.
  398. 4 23 15:05:06 <DamienLunas> Billy looks them over quickly, "Trini, Kimberly, take out that graveler with me. Zack, Jason, Tommy, disable the golbat for now."
  399. 4 23 15:05:09 <DamienLunas> "Right!"
  400. 4 23 15:05:29 <DamienLunas> In an instant, the graveler is hit with a bubblebeam, metal claw, and vine whip all at once
  401. 4 23 15:05:46 <DamienLunas> It goes down easily from the super effective attacks
  402. 4 23 15:06:35 <DamienLunas> While the Rotom confuse rays the golbat, the magneton thunder waves it, and the two bronzors hypnotize it and smack it around with extrasensory. It's completely locked down
  403. 4 23 15:06:58 <DamienLunas> "My Gravelly!" "My Golby!"
  404. 4 23 15:07:53 <DamienLunas> "If guys like you wanna mess up stardust county and hassle our friends, we'll make you pay for it!"
  405. 4 23 15:08:14 <DamienLunas> The golbat is then swiftly finished off by the magneton
  406. 4 23 15:08:47 <DamienLunas> "Uhh... uh oh."
  407. 4 23 15:09:02 <DamienLunas> "Hey saru, what should we do about these two?"
  408. 4 23 15:09:27  Hope pats Maria on the arm. She's sure she'll be well off with these guys.
  409. 4 23 15:09:35 <Saru> "Hmm..."
  410. 4 23 15:09:49 <Saru> (how old are they?)
  411. 4 23 15:09:58 <DamienLunas> (young, like 17)
  412. 4 23 15:11:15 <Saru> (huh, good question?)
  413. 4 23 15:12:55 <DamienLunas> (Okay guys I'm pretty damn sure NOBDOY TOOK THE ICICLE CRASH VM)
  414. 4 23 15:13:04 <Arthur> (Okay so nobody did)
  415. 4 23 15:13:06 <DamienLunas> (and it's just marked off for no reason. So who wants it)
  416. 4 23 15:13:07 <Arthur> (who gets it)
  417. 4 23 15:13:08 <Saru> "They just got their butts handed to them, so I think after they apologize, kick 'em back over the border to where they came from."
  418. 4 23 15:13:23 <DamienLunas> "W-We're sorry!"
  419. 4 23 15:13:49 <DamienLunas> "Good. Remember this ass-kicking. If you try to start anything like this again, Saru might not be so willing to take pity on you. Now get out of our sight!"
  420. 4 23 15:13:57 <Arthur> (DL did dox SAY he'd be absent)
  421. 4 23 15:14:05 <DamienLunas> (He did not. A tree is in his house)
  422. 4 23 15:14:10 <DamienLunas> (So he gets a pass.)
  423. 4 23 15:14:21 <Arthur> (oh shit)
  424. 4 23 15:14:25 <DamienLunas> The two return their pokemon and run like hell
  425. 4 23 15:14:26 <Klark> (What?)
  426. 4 23 15:14:48 <DamienLunas> "It's okay Maria, they're gone now." says Kimberly.
  427. 4 23 15:15:08 <DamienLunas> "W-Wow, you fought so hard..."
  428. 4 23 15:15:35 <DamienLunas> "I know we don't like fighting, but no way in hell are we going to just stand around and watch someone be mean to a friend of ours like that."
  429. 4 23 15:15:38 <Hope> (Hnngh can't unsee Maria as their Alpha 5)
  430. 4 23 15:15:53 <Hope> "Right."
  431. 4 23 15:16:08 <Saru> "That's the spirit!"
  432. 4 23 15:17:03 <DamienLunas> "I guess we still haven't solved our problem, but that's fine. As long as we're able to solve yours, Maria."
  433. 4 23 15:17:18 <Hope> "Thank you, all of you. I hope you do end up finding something to do." she smiles. "But even if not, you still have your friends."
  434. 4 23 15:17:28 <DamienLunas> "You said it, Hope!"
  435. 4 23 15:18:13  Hope gives Maria a hug. "Remember, we're just a B-Mail away if you need anything."
  436. 4 23 15:18:41 <DamienLunas> She hesitates, but hugs back
  437. 4 23 15:18:44 <DamienLunas> "Thanks, Hope."
  438. 4 23 15:18:50  Hope nods.
  439. 4 23 15:19:05 <DamienLunas> "And you wanted me to help Galix learn something, right?"
  440. 4 23 15:19:13 <Hope> "Oh! If you don't mind, yes."
  441. 4 23 15:19:19 <DamienLunas> "I don't mind at all." she smiles
  442. 4 23 15:19:30 <Hope> (Oh god)
  443. 4 23 15:19:30 <DamienLunas> (Timeskip to saturday then?)
  444. 4 23 15:19:42 <Hope> (I just imagined all of the S-Squad's pokemon learning Cosmic Power)
  445. 4 23 15:19:56 <Klark> (Sound good to me. Also: Are we doing anything other than shopping?)
  446. 4 23 15:20:01 <Saru> (time skip is fine)
  447. 4 23 15:20:07 <Hope> (Hurray time skip :3)
  448. 4 23 15:20:45 <DamienLunas> (I dunno.)
  449. 4 23 15:20:47 <DamienLunas> (but you could)
  450. 4 23 15:20:49 <DamienLunas> Anyway
  451. 4 23 15:20:50 <DamienLunas> SATURDAY
  452. 4 23 15:20:53 <DamienLunas> new day for you all
  453. 4 23 15:21:02 <DamienLunas> today you're going to finish shopping
  454. 4 23 15:21:11 <DamienLunas> and tutoring and whatever else you wanted to do
  455. 4 23 15:21:16 <DamienLunas> (Up to 6 things can learn mega kick)
  456. 4 23 15:21:23 <DamienLunas> (So if anyone wants to do that before the fight just say so now)
  457. 4 23 15:21:28 <Happyworkan> (Katy shuffles off awkwardly)
  458. 4 23 15:21:36 <Saru> (Sai-fon would)
  459. 4 23 15:21:39 <Arthur> (I repeat: Want dark pulse, roost and PP up)
  460. 4 23 15:21:41 <DamienLunas> (that's one)
  461. 4 23 15:21:54 <Hope> (Poor Katy)
  462. 4 23 15:22:04 <Arthur> (also scirocco is getting one)
  463. 4 23 15:22:16 <Klark> (Sorry Katy ;_;)
  464. 4 23 15:22:25 <Arthur> (and we should save one for six)
  465. 4 23 15:22:31 <Hope> (Let Klark and Katy have PMtime at least. ;_;)
  466. 4 23 15:22:33 <DamienLunas> (that's two)
  467. 4 23 15:22:39 <Hope> (Nix? Nix nix niiiix? Does he have mega kix?)
  468. 4 23 15:23:05 <Klark> (Want: X-scissor. And I think that is it.)
  469. 4 23 15:23:49 <DamienLunas> (he does not)
  470. 4 23 15:23:54 <Saru> (id like low sleep and rock smash, but put them low on list if there's stuff others want/need)
  471. 4 23 15:23:56 <Hope> (;_;)
  472. 4 23 15:23:57 <Mira> (I don't think I've anything I want)
  473. 4 23 15:23:59 <Hope> http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/turf-shops btw
  474. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Aqua Ring VM 10 Berries
  475. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Aurora Beam VM 7 Berries
  476. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Needle Arm VM 6 Berries
  477. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Dive HM 10 Berries
  478. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Dark Pulse TM 7 Berries
  479. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Gyro Ball TM 4 Berries
  480. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Attract TM 4 Berries
  481. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Swagger TM 4 Berries
  482. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Secret Power TM 4 Berries
  483. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Rock Polish TM 4 Berries
  484. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Weather Ball VM 10 Berries
  485. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Rock Smash TM 4 Berries
  486. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Low sweep TM 6 Berries
  487. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Cheer Up TM 4 Berries
  488. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Roost TM 8 Berries
  489. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> Ice Breath TM 6 Berries
  490. 4 23 15:23:59 <DamienLunas> X-scissor TM 8 Berries
  491. 4 23 15:24:05 <Hope> (Dammit DL stop)
  492. 4 23 15:24:06 <Hope> (STOP)
  493. 4 23 15:24:09 <Hope> (D=)
  494. 4 23 15:24:13 <DamienLunas> http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/turf-shops
  495. 4 23 15:24:16 <Saru> (he cant, he pasted it)
  496. 4 23 15:25:59 <Hope> (In that case)
  497. 4 23 15:26:24 <DamienLunas> (you realize rock smash isn't brick break right saru)
  498. 4 23 15:26:34 <Hope> (I'd like the Aqua Ring VM for Trixie, really.)
  499. 4 23 15:26:34 <Saru> (yeah, i just did so never mind)
  500. 4 23 15:27:15 <Hope> (Hey DL)
  501. 4 23 15:27:19 <Hope> (Prices for consumables?)
  502. 4 23 15:27:38 <DamienLunas> (you mean healing items?)
  503. 4 23 15:27:39 <Klark> (How many potions do we still have? I know Klark still has all of his.)
  504. 4 23 15:27:52 <Hope> (Heaaaaling)
  505. 4 23 15:28:12 <DamienLunas> (It's kind of hard for me to get reasonable prices for those... but don't worry, it won't be a problem)
  506. 4 23 15:28:53 <DamienLunas> (that sounds like a weird thing to say and probably kind of lazy)
  507. 4 23 15:28:59 <Mira> (Actually, I'd kind of like the Cheer Up TM)
  508. 4 23 15:29:06 <DamienLunas> (cheer up? really?)
  509. 4 23 15:29:49 <Arthur> (So would I but what I want it on doesn't learn it)
  510. 4 23 15:29:52 <Arthur> (so go ahead)
  511. 4 23 15:30:55 <Mira> (Damien, why not?)
  512. 4 23 15:31:18 <DamienLunas> (Your stuff has a problem with not living very long)
  513. 4 23 15:31:31 <DamienLunas> (staying in to raise combat stages feels like it might make that problem worse)
  514. 4 23 15:31:48 <Mira> (:I)
  515. 4 23 15:31:54 <Mira> (Fine then.)
  516. 4 23 15:32:34 <Hope> (I think half the problem is that since it's a community money pool we're hesitant to spend it)
  517. 4 23 15:32:42 <Saru> (crap, it's Low Sweep and not Low Kick?)
  518. 4 23 15:32:53 <Arthur> (i'm surprised nobody is contesting me for roost and dark pulse)
  519. 4 23 15:32:56 <DamienLunas> (yeah)
  520. 4 23 15:32:59 <Arthur> (and the PP up at that)
  521. 4 23 15:33:09 <Arthur> (you said go all-out. now is the time
  522. 4 23 15:33:29 <Hope> (Taking Aqua Ring VM for Trixie, last chance for contesting)
  523. 4 23 15:33:37 <Mira> (Actually, Dark Pulse would be nice for giving Aidan some extra coverage)
  524. 4 23 15:33:56 <Arthur> (same reason i want it for ostria)
  525. 4 23 15:33:59 <Mira> (because Volcaronas have terrible movepools for a while)
  526. 4 23 15:34:02 <Arthur> (all she has is electric and ghost)
  527. 4 23 15:34:14 <Arthur> (but then again that's pretty good, so go ahead)
  528. 4 23 15:34:32 <Arthur> (Because the PP up is ALSO going to her ominous wind. woo whoo here comes the CS train)
  529. 4 23 15:34:46 <Saru> (i was gonna contest for dark pulse, but who i want it on cant use it)
  530. 4 23 15:34:53 <Mira> (seriously, all he has for attacks right now are Fire Spin, Gust, and Ember)
  531. 4 23 15:34:57 <Arthur> (jegus)
  532. 4 23 15:34:59 <Arthur> (yeah go ahead)
  533. 4 23 15:35:04 <Mira> (and a bunch of moves that work off his lol 4 atk)
  534. 4 23 15:35:23 <Hope> (Aha)
  535. 4 23 15:35:26 <Hope> (I see what happened guys)
  536. 4 23 15:35:34 <Hope> (The -- we're using to denote TMs)
  537. 4 23 15:35:38 <Mira> (er, Saru)
  538. 4 23 15:35:40 <Hope> (Is also used for strikethrough)
  539. 4 23 15:35:45 <Mira> (it is a VM you know)
  540. 4 23 15:36:07 <Saru> (says TM on the list)
  541. 4 23 15:36:19 <Mira> (well shit)
  542. 4 23 15:36:21 <Mira> (you're right)
  543. 4 23 15:36:23 <DamienLunas> (what says tm on the list)
  544. 4 23 15:36:37 <DamienLunas> (oh dark pulse yeah that's a TM0
  545. 4 23 15:36:48 <DamienLunas> so far you want
  546. 4 23 15:36:50 <Klark> (Hmm. Nothing actually took the Icicle Crash TM, yeah?)
  547. 4 23 15:36:53 <DamienLunas> X-scissor TM 8 Berries
  548. 4 23 15:36:53 <DamienLunas> Roost TM 8 Berries
  549. 4 23 15:36:53 <DamienLunas> Dark Pulse TM 7 Berries
  550. 4 23 15:36:53 <DamienLunas> Aqua Ring VM 10 Berries
  551. 4 23 15:36:54 <Arthur> (nope)
  552. 4 23 15:36:56 <DamienLunas> it's a VM
  553. 4 23 15:37:09 <Mira> (and nope, Volcarona can't learn it)
  554. 4 23 15:37:14 <Mira> (:C)
  555. 4 23 15:37:21 <Mira> (guess it's yours)
  556. 4 23 15:37:33 <DamienLunas> (aurora beam VM might be nice for aidan)
  557. 4 23 15:37:33 <Arthur> (why not take the aurora beam VM)
  558. 4 23 15:37:37 <Arthur> (it's special)
  559. 4 23 15:37:40 <Saru> (yeah, i was about to suggest)
  560. 4 23 15:37:50 <DamienLunas> (it's a 2d20 ice move that's EoT. Pretty useful actually)
  561. 4 23 15:37:55 <Arthur> (also weather ball)
  562. 4 23 15:37:58 <Klark> (Inded.)
  563. 4 23 15:38:05 <Klark> (I can set us up for weather).
  564. 4 23 15:38:26 <Saru> (i might grab Gyro Ball for Zhu since Klark's mons can't use it, and Zhu is sloooow)
  565. 4 23 15:38:27 <Mira> (I'll take aurora beam, if that's fine with everyone else)
  566. 4 23 15:38:33 <Hope> (Oh what the christ)
  567. 4 23 15:38:35 <Saru> (go for it!)
  568. 4 23 15:38:37 <Hope> (This wiki formatting is terrible)
  569. 4 23 15:39:08 <Klark> (Damn you gyroball! Why can't my Bastidon use the power of his SLOW!)
  570. 4 23 15:39:08 <DamienLunas> there's also safeguard, Toxic, Rest, Icicle Crash unused
  571. 4 23 15:39:16 <DamienLunas> I dunno if the energy ball vm was taken by anything
  572. 4 23 15:39:18 <DamienLunas> was it
  573. 4 23 15:39:19 <Mira> (other than that, I think I can cheese out some moves for my mans with crypto)
  574. 4 23 15:39:21 <Mira> It was
  575. 4 23 15:39:23 <Mira> Fion got it
  576. 4 23 15:39:28 <DamienLunas> oh cool.
  577. 4 23 15:39:33 <Saru> (yeah, Fion got the energy ball)
  578. 4 23 15:39:33 <DamienLunas> I'll write that down for her then
  579. 4 23 15:39:46 <DamienLunas> or kain write it down
  580. 4 23 15:39:53 <Klark> (I thought cannontom got the toxic?)
  581. 4 23 15:40:02 <DamienLunas> did he saru
  582. 4 23 15:40:13 <Saru> (i dont remember claiming it)
  583. 4 23 15:40:22 <Saru> (but id be happy to take it for him)
  584. 4 23 15:40:24 <DamienLunas> then that's up for grabs
  585. 4 23 15:40:30 <DamienLunas> because really anything can learn toxic
  586. 4 23 15:40:40 <Hope> (FIXED)
  587. 4 23 15:40:41 <Saru> (yeah, and tom has other ways to poison people)
  588. 4 23 15:40:50 <DamienLunas> literally anything can learn toxic
  589. 4 23 15:40:56 <Hope> (Safeguard, Icicle Crash, Rest, and Toxic are up for grabs)
  590. 4 23 15:41:39 <Hope> (Did anyone want those Carbos)
  591. 4 23 15:41:57 <Saru> (i already took some for Sai-fon i think)
  592. 4 23 15:42:04 <Saru> (but that should be updated already)
  593. 4 23 15:42:15 <Hope> (2 left, I can use them to fix up Nix's speed lag)
  594. 4 23 15:43:24 <Saru> (go for it i think)
  595. 4 23 15:43:29 <DamienLunas> (nobody's contesting it, so take them)
  596. 4 23 15:43:36 <DamienLunas> (Mira, anything else)
  597. 4 23 15:43:51 <DamienLunas> (anything on the tm list you want or one of the tms owned you want)
  598. 4 23 15:44:08 <DamienLunas> (protein, calcium, iron, good on those?)
  599. 4 23 15:44:16 <Klark> (Just X-scissor for Bertilak fo rme I think.)
  600. 4 23 15:44:36 <DamienLunas> (Mira arthur Hope Klark Saru please stake what you would like to claim on those 3 things)
  601. 4 23 15:44:44 <DamienLunas> (then we will pay and move on)
  602. 4 23 15:45:03 <Hope> (Aaaand I'll take one more HP up for Nix)
  603. 4 23 15:45:04 <Arthur> (uhm...not really)
  604. 4 23 15:45:26 <Klark> (I'm good on vitamins.)
  605. 4 23 15:45:27 <Hope> (As far as TMs, I think..)
  606. 4 23 15:45:38 <Saru> (im good on vitamins as well i think)
  607. 4 23 15:45:41 <Hope> (Well, I want HM Dive but that's for post shi ten ou)
  608. 4 23 15:45:54 <Mira> (I'll take)
  609. 4 23 15:45:56 <Mira> (one sec)
  610. 4 23 15:46:41 <Mira> (any HP ups that haven't been taken yet)
  611. 4 23 15:46:53 <Hope> (One, yes)
  612. 4 23 15:47:00 <Klark> (Yep one left)
  613. 4 23 15:47:10 <Mira> (aww, okay)
  614. 4 23 15:47:10 <DamienLunas> (so then one hp up for mira one for hope)
  615. 4 23 15:47:18 <Mira> (boosting eanna's hp then)
  616. 4 23 15:47:22 <Hope> (Mira, do you want the HP Up I was giving Nix?)
  617. 4 23 15:47:38 <Mira> (nah)
  618. 4 23 15:47:46 <Hope> (Nix's base stats are now 10/13/10/10/10/10 then. :3c)
  619. 4 23 15:47:54 <DamienLunas> X-scissor TM 8 Berries
  620. 4 23 15:47:54 <DamienLunas> Roost TM 8 Berries
  621. 4 23 15:47:54 <DamienLunas> Dark Pulse TM 7 Berries
  622. 4 23 15:47:54 <DamienLunas> Aqua Ring VM 10 Berries
  623. 4 23 15:47:54 <DamienLunas> Aurora Beam VM 7 Berries
  624. 4 23 15:47:54 <DamienLunas> Gyro Ball TM 4 Berries
  625. 4 23 15:47:57 <DamienLunas> so far
  626. 4 23 15:47:59 <Klark> (...Damn.)
  627. 4 23 15:48:00 <Hope> (DAMIEEEEN)
  628. 4 23 15:48:03 <Hope> (Oh)
  629. 4 23 15:48:13 <Hope> (I already accounted Aqua Ring Damine)
  630. 4 23 15:48:17 <Hope> (*Damien)
  631. 4 23 15:48:19 <DamienLunas> (you paid for it?)
  632. 4 23 15:48:22 <Hope> (Yeah)
  633. 4 23 15:48:28 <Mira> (could you update the turf main page so I can figure out wtf's left)
  634. 4 23 15:48:38 <Hope> (I update it after every take)
  635. 4 23 15:48:51 <DamienLunas> update it for her hp up
  636. 4 23 15:48:54 <DamienLunas> so
  637. 4 23 15:48:55 <Saru> (the stuff damien is listing is stuff we can buy)
  638. 4 23 15:48:58 <DamienLunas> no
  639. 4 23 15:49:01 <DamienLunas> that's the stuff you want to buy
  640. 4 23 15:49:06 <Hope> (Done)
  641. 4 23 15:49:19 <Mira> (then why did it say there were two hp ups left instead of one :I)
  642. 4 23 15:49:28 <DamienLunas> refresh it
  643. 4 23 15:49:33 <DamienLunas> anyway
  644. 4 23 15:49:35 <DamienLunas> discounting aqua ring
  645. 4 23 15:49:38 <DamienLunas> that's -34 berries
  646. 4 23 15:50:27 <DamienLunas> please subtract the berries and enter the TMs along with who is getting them
  647. 4 23 15:50:34 <DamienLunas> x-scissor is bertilak, dark pulse is... who again?
  648. 4 23 15:50:36 <Klark> (Hmm. What all do we have that can learn Icicle Crash anyway?)
  649. 4 23 15:50:38 <Hope> (16 Slot machines, the 4 left from the vague something, 10 from the ancient japanese secrets if no one wants those)
  650. 4 23 15:50:41 <DamienLunas> IT
  651. 4 23 15:50:41 <DamienLunas> IS
  652. 4 23 15:50:42 <DamienLunas> A
  653. 4 23 15:50:43 <DamienLunas> GOD
  654. 4 23 15:50:43 <DamienLunas> DAMN
  655. 4 23 15:50:44 <DamienLunas> VM
  656. 4 23 15:50:47 <DamienLunas> ANYTHING CAN LEARN IT
  657. 4 23 15:50:52 <DamienLunas> THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ICICLE CRASH TM
  658. 4 23 15:50:55 <DamienLunas> I HAVE SAID THIS 50 TIMES NOW
  659. 4 23 15:51:17 <Hope> (Calm down, man)
  660. 4 23 15:51:20 <DamienLunas> (; ;)
  661. 4 23 15:51:49 <DamienLunas> saru is that cool
  662. 4 23 15:51:58 <Saru> (yeah its fine.)
  663. 4 23 15:52:00 <DamienLunas> taking it from the slot machines, the something, and the ancient japanese secrets
  664. 4 23 15:52:15 <DamienLunas> okay
  665. 4 23 15:52:22 <DamienLunas> make it so hope
  666. 4 23 15:52:30 <Hope> It's paid for.
  667. 4 23 15:52:34 <DamienLunas> and write in the TMs
  668. 4 23 15:52:35 <Hope> Adding all the things to the list now.
  669. 4 23 15:52:36 <Arthur> (DL: dark pulse and the PP up are on ostria)
  670. 4 23 15:52:40 <DamienLunas> okay
  671. 4 23 15:53:07 <Arthur> (also sort of tempted to claim icicle crash to make lev a miserable pile of coverage, but i think there are better uses for it)
  672. 4 23 15:53:30 <Saru> (who do you think?)
  673. 4 23 15:53:45 <Arthur> (i bunno, who has less coverage)
  674. 4 23 15:54:01 <DamienLunas> klark's pokemon have poor coverage in general I think
  675. 4 23 15:54:05 <Arthur> (for how narrow his typing set is, arthur covers a pretty wide variety of offense and defense)
  676. 4 23 15:54:06 <Saru> (my guys who have decent attack also have decent coverage i think)
  677. 4 23 15:54:16 <DamienLunas> x-scissor on bertilak, roost on who?
  678. 4 23 15:54:23 <Arthur> (zephyros)
  679. 4 23 15:54:27 <DamienLunas> dark pulse on ostria, aurora beam on aidan, gyro ball on zhu
  680. 4 23 15:54:32 <DamienLunas> okay, write those down hope
  681. 4 23 15:54:33 <Arthur> (enjoy trying to kill your most hated bird)
  682. 4 23 15:55:38 <Hope> (Updated)
  683. 4 23 15:56:39 <DamienLunas> okay
  684. 4 23 15:57:00 <DamienLunas> then let's proceed, shall we?
  685. 4 23 15:57:36 <Mira> mm
  686. 4 23 15:57:51 <Klark> (Sure)
  687. 4 23 15:57:52 <Saru> (shore)
  688. 4 23 15:57:54 <Hope> (Yup)
  689. 4 23 15:57:59 <DamienLunas> Sunday
  690. 4 23 15:58:11 <DamienLunas> Today
  691. 4 23 15:58:19  Hope has a tearful, adorable and completely offscreen encounter with Saru the night before.
  692. 4 23 15:58:22 <DamienLunas> The final confrontation with the Shi Ten Ou begins
  693. 4 23 15:58:39 <DamienLunas> you have all taken saturday to clear your head and get your affairs in order.
  694. 4 23 15:58:42  Mira probably goes to meet Manaphy the night before
  695. 4 23 15:58:48 <DamienLunas> And Saru stands outside
  696. 4 23 15:59:07 <DamienLunas> Ready to lead you all to the final confrontation
  697. 4 23 15:59:16  Hope is choosing between which pokemon to take...
  698. 4 23 16:00:02 <DamienLunas> They all seem eager to follow you
  699. 4 23 16:00:20 <Mira> (do we have a limit? if not, I'm takin' everyone)
  700. 4 23 16:00:21  Hope eventually decides to leave Beeatrice behind, since there is still one combee left in the garden. Her husband marches to war today.
  701. 4 23 16:00:35  Klark Had one more fatefull encounter with Katy...and maybe finished the sculpture or something.
  702. 4 23 16:00:56 <Hope> (I'm at least TRYING to keep to the limit of six. :3c)
  703. 4 23 16:01:03 <Hope> (unless this is a special time when we can use all of them)
  704. 4 23 16:01:05  Saru stands outside letting the wind blow his coat dramatically.
  705. 4 23 16:01:38 <DamienLunas> (Yeah... it really doesn't matter if you take all of them because the 4100 don't fight with honor anyway)
  706. 4 23 16:02:29  Hope will take Beeatrice, then, if she doesn't mind leaving the little one behind. She can also offer a pokeball for it to stay in while they're gone.
  707. 4 23 16:03:13  Klark Takes erry buddy but...Cali the dugtrio. She gets to man the fort and watch the little bee.
  708. 4 23 16:03:24 <Hope> (:3c)
  709. 4 23 16:03:28 <Hope> (thxu)
  710. 4 23 16:04:04  Hope eventually meets Saru outside.
  711. 4 23 16:04:14 <Hope> "Today, everything changes."
  712. 4 23 16:04:39  Mira wears her new mask and princess dress. CONFIDENCE +10
  713. 4 23 16:04:51  Hope is wearing her new clothes as well.
  714. 4 23 16:05:22 <DamienLunas> Depart? Y/N
  715. 4 23 16:05:28 <Mira> y
  716. 4 23 16:05:56  Klark Pulls a little pin from the inside of his coat and places it on the outside, before they depart.
  717. 4 23 16:05:57  Saru nods.
  718. 4 23 16:05:58 <Klark> (y)
  719. 4 23 16:06:05 <Saru> "Forward, Immortals!"
  720. 4 23 16:06:36  Mira forwards!
  721. 4 23 16:06:45 <DamienLunas> You all take the long walk north
  722. 4 23 16:06:50 <DamienLunas> Into the Shi Ten Ou territory
  723. 4 23 16:06:56 <DamienLunas> and cross the threshold.
  724. 4 23 16:07:12 <DamienLunas> Immediately you feel the pressure of their strength
  725. 4 23 16:07:18  Arthur picks his nose.
  726. 4 23 16:07:22 <DamienLunas> The enormous Four Story tower
  727. 4 23 16:07:28 <DamienLunas> taller than any building you've ever seen
  728. 4 23 16:07:33 <Saru> (haha, Arthur :I)
  729. 4 23 16:07:39 <DamienLunas> and all around in the streets
  730. 4 23 16:07:48 <DamienLunas> people with plain white robs walk around
  731. 4 23 16:07:57 <DamienLunas> moving sluggishly with blank expressions on their faces
  732. 4 23 16:08:06  Hope looks around as they do so.
  733. 4 23 16:08:07  Mira shivers
  734. 4 23 16:08:21 <DamienLunas> white robes*
  735. 4 23 16:08:36  Klark Stares at the tower.
  736. 4 23 16:08:37 <DamienLunas> perception for everyone but arthur
  737. 4 23 16:08:48 <Hope> 1d20+7
  738. 4 23 16:08:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+7: 10 [1d20=3]
  739. 4 23 16:08:50 <Klark> 1d20+1
  740. 4 23 16:08:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 17 [1d20=16]
  741. 4 23 16:09:03 <Mira> 1d20+8
  742. 4 23 16:09:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+8: 21 [1d20=13]
  743. 4 23 16:09:12 <DamienLunas> :o
  744. 4 23 16:09:18 <Saru> 1d20-2
  745. 4 23 16:09:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-2: 9 [1d20=11]
  746. 4 23 16:09:24 <DamienLunas> Mira is the only one who notices it
  747. 4 23 16:10:33  Mira shivers again. "There's something wrong with their auras...on their necks."
  748. 4 23 16:10:47 <Hope> "What?"
  749. 4 23 16:10:49 <Klark> "What?"
  750. 4 23 16:11:32  Hope looks, too.
  751. 4 23 16:11:37 <DamienLunas> It's subtle but... when mira points it out, klark can see it too
  752. 4 23 16:11:40 <Saru> "Wh-" :I Saru stops himself before he sounds like an echo.
  753. 4 23 16:11:41 <DamienLunas> (roll again to see it hope)
  754. 4 23 16:11:48 <DamienLunas> (saru too)
  755. 4 23 16:11:50 <Hope> 1d20+7
  756. 4 23 16:11:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+7: 17 [1d20=10]
  757. 4 23 16:12:20 <DamienLunas> It's a small grey bit of aura on the back of their necks... it looks almost like a tiny seed.
  758. 4 23 16:12:33 <DamienLunas> it's very subtle but it's there. On all of them.
  759. 4 23 16:12:33  Hope makes a face. That's disturbing.
  760. 4 23 16:13:36 <DamienLunas> saru
  761. 4 23 16:13:38  Klark Blinks at them and then slowly nods to himself.
  762. 4 23 16:13:40 <DamienLunas> roll again to see if you notice it?
  763. 4 23 16:13:52 <Arthur> "Weird."
  764. 4 23 16:13:53 <Saru> 1d20-2
  765. 4 23 16:13:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-2: 11 [1d20=13]
  766. 4 23 16:13:59 <DamienLunas> saru don't see shit
  767. 4 23 16:14:09 <Saru> (was there any doubt? ;3)
  768. 4 23 16:14:13 <DamienLunas> it's really small after all
  769. 4 23 16:14:26 <DamienLunas> but all the people in the white robes seem to go about their business albeit slowly
  770. 4 23 16:14:31 <DamienLunas> paying you absolutely no attention
  771. 4 23 16:14:31  Saru takes everyone elses word for it. "Come on, the best way to help them is to knock these guys out of their tower."
  772. 4 23 16:15:14  Klark mumbles to himself "When this is over. That tower should come down."
  773. 4 23 16:15:30 <Hope> "Let's fight for everyone's sake."
  774. 4 23 16:15:39 <DamienLunas> roll perception again everyone this time
  775. 4 23 16:15:45 <Arthur> 1d20+1 hurr?
  776. 4 23 16:15:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, hurr?: 12 [1d20=11]
  777. 4 23 16:15:55 <Klark> 1d20+1
  778. 4 23 16:15:56 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20+1: 16 [1d20=15]
  779. 4 23 16:15:59 <Saru> 1d20-2
  780. 4 23 16:16:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20-2: 13 [1d20=15]
  781. 4 23 16:16:06 <Hope> 1d20+7
  782. 4 23 16:16:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Hope, 1d20+7: 8 [1d20=1]
  783. 4 23 16:16:22 <Arthur> 1d20+11 for any derps
  784. 4 23 16:16:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, for any derps: 14 [1d20=3]
  785. 4 23 16:16:27 <Mira> 1d20+8
  786. 4 23 16:16:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20+8: 28 [1d20=20]
  787. 4 23 16:16:30 <DamienLunas> hope is too creeped out to notice, but the rest of you are hearing them mutter slowly to themselves...
  788. 4 23 16:16:32 <Mira> (whelp)
  789. 4 23 16:16:50 <Saru> (derp roll is a 3. still better than Saru's normal roll)
  790. 4 23 16:16:53 <DamienLunas> "God's in his heaven, all's right with the world..."
  791. 4 23 16:17:09 <DamienLunas> they repeat it like a mantra
  792. 4 23 16:17:13 <Hope> (Oh god)
  793. 4 23 16:17:24 <Mira> (oh god indeed)
  794. 4 23 16:17:41 <Arthur> (aaa)
  795. 4 23 16:17:49  Klark Shivers.
  796. 4 23 16:17:58 <DamienLunas> As you walk closer and closer to the tower, they continue to pay you no heed
  797. 4 23 16:18:09  Mira doesn't know what that means but they should be dealt with after. D:
  798. 4 23 16:18:10 <DamienLunas> they stay out of your way, walking about like ants
  799. 4 23 16:18:41 <DamienLunas> so many identical forms, completely unaware of what seems to be happening around them
  800. 4 23 16:19:26 <DamienLunas> and eventually you make it to the base of the tower
  801. 4 23 16:19:40  Hope stares up at it.
  802. 4 23 16:20:03  Saru looks up as well.
  803. 4 23 16:20:22 <Hope> (>four stories)
  804. 4 23 16:20:24 <DamienLunas> the design seems to be in a pagoda style
  805. 4 23 16:20:27 <Hope> (Tallest building we've seen)
  806. 4 23 16:20:28 <Hope> (D=)
  807. 4 23 16:20:30  Mira watches their backs for SURPRISE TORTERRA
  808. 4 23 16:20:32  Klark Looks for windows.
  809. 4 23 16:20:33 <Hope> (http://www.kc-lofts.com/bldgs/safeway.jpg)
  810. 4 23 16:20:38 <DamienLunas> but large sections of the walls seem to be made out of stained glass
  811. 4 23 16:20:39 <DamienLunas> http://deitchman.com/mcneillslides/images/Pagoda.jpg
  812. 4 23 16:21:24 <DamienLunas> Big metal doors stand in front of you, waiting for you to cross the threshold.
  813. 4 23 16:21:30  Hope can't help but fathom the design.
  814. 4 23 16:21:35 <Saru> (crap i need to run an errand in a second)
  815. 4 23 16:21:40 <DamienLunas> Open the doors? Y/N
  816. 4 23 16:21:50 <Mira> y
  817. 4 23 16:21:51 <Arthur> (y)
  818. 4 23 16:22:12  Saru goes and throws open the first doors he sees!
  819. 4 23 16:22:24  Hope has her crowbar at the ready.
  820. 4 23 16:22:36  Paradox (clockwork.@sux-80C7B337.lightspeed.stlsmo.sbcglobal.net) has joined #TurfWars
  821. 4 23 16:23:02 <Paradox> (okay, tree is out and our electricity is back!)
  822. 4 23 16:23:09 <Klark> (yaaay also wut?)
  823. 4 23 16:23:11 <Hope> (We're entering the tour of the shi ten ou)
  824. 4 23 16:23:20 <DamienLunas> You throw open the doors
  825. 4 23 16:23:22 <Paradox> (the ... tour? like, with a tour guide?)
  826. 4 23 16:23:31 <DamienLunas> inside, you see an enormous pile of gold and jewels
  827. 4 23 16:23:53 <DamienLunas> an ornate oversized throne is in the center of it, with Genbu sitting atop it.
  828. 4 23 16:24:21  Anonymous (Anonymous@sux-F04D6C9B.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #TurfWars
  829. 4 23 16:24:25 * Anonymous is now known as HopeIsThePope
  830. 4 23 16:24:28 <DamienLunas> Some of the citizens in their white robes are bringing him large plates of cooked meats, dripping with sauce, and other delicious looking foods.
  831. 4 23 16:24:28 <HopeIsThePope> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  832. 4 23 16:24:45 <HopeIsThePope> (Tower. I timed out before I corrected myself)
  833. 4 23 16:24:54 <HopeIsThePope> (Anyway, perfect timing)
  834. 4 23 16:25:01 <HopeIsThePope> (http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/turf-wars-game feel free to take what's left)
  835. 4 23 16:25:03 <DamienLunas> He smiles and says in his tiny voice which belies his size, "As I thought, you have decided to challenge us today."
  836. 4 23 16:25:20 <DamienLunas> (think Freiza's Japanese voice.)
  837. 4 23 16:25:32 * Paradox is now known as Six
  838. 4 23 16:25:38 <HopeIsThePope> ( http://www.rreactor.com/images/phocagallery/l2b/thumbs/phoca_thumb_l_borgan1.jpg I imagine him like this)
  839. 4 23 16:25:39 <DamienLunas> (is the best way I can describe it.)
  840. 4 23 16:25:54 <DamienLunas> (That's a good one. We'll go with that.)
  841. 4 23 16:26:09 <HopeIsThePope> (Borgan happens to be the genbu in the game he's in. :3c)
  842. 4 23 16:26:16  Hope has quit (Ping timeout)
  843. 4 23 16:26:17 <DamienLunas> His Black Tortoise seems to be out already, standing over in the corner glaring at you.
  844. 4 23 16:26:29  HopeIsThePope looks around for signs of traps.
  845. 4 23 16:26:46 <Saru> (tortoise?)
  846. 4 23 16:26:46 <DamienLunas> "Once you have begun your challenge, the only way to leave is when we throw you out."
  847. 4 23 16:26:50 <DamienLunas> (Torterra)
  848. 4 23 16:26:58  Klark Watches the man.
  849. 4 23 16:27:07 <DamienLunas> "However, you will not need to worry about that."
  850. 4 23 16:27:30  HopeIsThePope narrows her eyes.
  851. 4 23 16:27:40 <DamienLunas> "I, Genbu of the North, have calculated a flawless strategy. You can not hope to defeat my unbreakable defense."
  852. 4 23 16:27:50 * TF2Kit is now known as Kit
  853. 4 23 16:28:07 <Arthur> "What happens if you throw us out? One floor isn't much of a drop."
  854. 4 23 16:28:10 <DamienLunas> "Servants, begone. There is no need to lose valuable assets."
  855. 4 23 16:28:30 <DamienLunas> the people in white robes trudge out slowly past you
  856. 4 23 16:28:55 <DamienLunas> "Now then..."
  857. 4 23 16:28:59 <Six> "Aw, he called them valuable. That's sweet."
  858. 4 23 16:29:05  Six rolls his eyes.
  859. 4 23 16:29:08 <DamienLunas> he presses a button on his throne
  860. 4 23 16:29:25 <Klark> (Cue trap door?)
  861. 4 23 16:29:27 <DamienLunas> Suddenly he's swallowed up by a strange white metallic orb.
  862. 4 23 16:29:35 <Saru> "I don't care what kind of defenses you have, the Immortals will break through and tear down you and the rest of the Shi Ten Ou!"
  863. 4 23 16:29:49 <DamienLunas> "We shall see about that." a voice projects from the orb.
  864. 4 23 16:29:57 <Mira> "....Should we just wait until he suffocates?"
  865. 4 23 16:30:16 <DamienLunas> "Both I and my Black Tortoise are invincible to your half-baked tactics. Now, prepare to die!"
  866. 4 23 16:30:22 <DamienLunas> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ih8hpokyI&feature=related
  867. 4 23 16:30:31 <DamienLunas> Dex and Speed everyone
  868. 4 23 16:30:33 <HopeIsThePope> (More like)
  869. 4 23 16:30:33 <HopeIsThePope> http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=3d7LHNVJet0
  870. 4 23 16:31:16 <Six> (20 dex, speed ... hmmm ... )
  871. 4 23 16:31:25 <Mira> (8 dex, 18 speed, using Aisling)
  872. 4 23 16:31:28 <HopeIsThePope> Hope 6, Beeatrice 2.
  873. 4 23 16:31:37 <Klark> (Dex 12 Spds Bertilak 15 LuchaBear 18)
  874. 4 23 16:31:44 <Six> (also awww someone took the PP up)
  875. 4 23 16:31:44 <Saru> (22 Dex, Spd 5 Zhu)
  876. 4 23 16:31:53 <Arthur> (11 dex, 17 speed, cordonazo)
  877. 4 23 16:31:56 <Six> (I wanted EoT substitute >:] )
  878. 4 23 16:32:15 <HopeIsThePope> (Arthur is a jerk. :3c)
  879. 4 23 16:32:23 <DamienLunas> luchabear and aisling roll off
  880. 4 23 16:32:28 <Klark> 1d10
  881. 4 23 16:32:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d10: 4 [1d10=4]
  882. 4 23 16:32:29 <Saru> (also baalllls i really have to go run an errand)
  883. 4 23 16:32:31 <Arthur> (you'll thank me when ostria solos seiryu)
  884. 4 23 16:32:56 <DamienLunas> mira roll off
  885. 4 23 16:33:04 <Six> (I guess I'll send out Eris, speed 23)
  886. 4 23 16:33:32 <Saru> (after Saru's go im gonna dash out and try and be back before Zhu's turn)
  887. 4 23 16:33:40 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru, Six, Klark, Arthur, Mira, Hope / Eris 23, Aisling 18, Luchabear 18, Cordonazo 17, Bertilak 15, Zhu 5, Beeatrice 2
  888. 4 23 16:33:41 <Mira> 1d10
  889. 4 23 16:33:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d10: 5 [1d10=5]
  890. 4 23 16:33:49 <DamienLunas> oh
  891. 4 23 16:33:52 <DamienLunas> roll off hope
  892. 4 23 16:33:57 <HopeIsThePope> 1d10
  893. 4 23 16:33:57 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d10: 7 [1d10=7]
  894. 4 23 16:34:01 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  895. 4 23 16:34:02 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 7 [1d10=7]
  896. 4 23 16:34:03 <DamienLunas> 1d10
  897. 4 23 16:34:05 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d10: 7 [1d10=7]
  898. 4 23 16:34:06 <HopeIsThePope> 1d10
  899. 4 23 16:34:07 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d10: 2 [1d10=2]
  900. 4 23 16:34:08 <DamienLunas> o.o
  901. 4 23 16:34:11 <Klark> (...All these 7s)
  902. 4 23 16:34:15 <Saru> (wow)
  903. 4 23 16:34:16 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru, Six, Klark, Arthur, Mira, Hope / Eris 23, Aisling 18, Luchabear 18, Cordonazo 17, Bertilak 15, Zhu 5, Black Tortoise, Beeatrice 2
  904. 4 23 16:34:17 <Mira> (TRIPLE SEVEN JACKPOT)
  905. 4 23 16:34:39 <DamienLunas> Saru, go.
  906. 4 23 16:35:08  Saru studies that black turtle thing, what can it do? (Intuitive Logic, 7 moves are revealed to me)
  907. 4 23 16:35:35 <DamienLunas> Crunch
  908. 4 23 16:35:35 <DamienLunas> Leech Seed
  909. 4 23 16:35:35 <DamienLunas> Synthesis
  910. 4 23 16:35:35 <DamienLunas> Earthquake
  911. 4 23 16:35:35 <DamienLunas> Razor Leaf
  912. 4 23 16:35:35 <DamienLunas> Wood Hammer
  913. 4 23 16:35:35 <DamienLunas> Tackle
  914. 4 23 16:35:53 <Saru> (thank you sir)
  915. 4 23 16:36:09  Saru calls these out to the others so they know what to expect.
  916. 4 23 16:36:18 <Saru> (and im gonna dash and try to be back asap)
  917. 4 23 16:36:20 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  918. 4 23 16:36:50  Six moves out in front of Saru, and sits on stand-by for now.
  919. 4 23 16:36:56 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  920. 4 23 16:37:28  Klark Gets into a defensive position jsut clsoe enough to run to evreyone.
  921. 4 23 16:37:47 <Klark> (Dats it.)
  922. 4 23 16:37:57 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  923. 4 23 16:38:20 <Arthur> 1d20 featherdance the stupid turtle
  924. 4 23 16:38:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, featherdance the stupid turtle: 18 [1d20=18]
  925. 4 23 16:38:30 <DamienLunas> (oh snap)
  926. 4 23 16:38:34 <DamienLunas> (that's -2 atk stages right)
  927. 4 23 16:38:52 <DamienLunas> "Tch, only a minor setback!"
  928. 4 23 16:39:13 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn
  929. 4 23 16:39:22  Mira uses Morale Blessing! Def ++!
  930. 4 23 16:39:48 <DamienLunas> (+1 combat stage for everyone?)
  931. 4 23 16:39:53 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn
  932. 4 23 16:40:16  HopeIsThePope moves to the side, spacing out so they're not all clumped when it attacks.
  933. 4 23 16:40:19 <HopeIsThePope> (End turn)
  934. 4 23 16:40:19 <Mira> (yes)
  935. 4 23 16:40:32 <Arthur> (yes)
  936. 4 23 16:40:37 <DamienLunas> Eris's turn
  937. 4 23 16:40:49 <Six> Eris uses safeguard!
  938. 4 23 16:41:00 <DamienLunas> The team was protected from status effects!
  939. 4 23 16:41:05 <DamienLunas> Aisling's turn.
  940. 4 23 16:41:17 <Mira> Aisling targets the turtle with Icy Wind!
  941. 4 23 16:41:18 <Mira> 1d20
  942. 4 23 16:41:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  943. 4 23 16:41:23 <Mira> hit yn
  944. 4 23 16:41:30 <DamienLunas> Miss
  945. 4 23 16:41:35 <Mira> goddamn
  946. 4 23 16:41:48 <DamienLunas> "Hahaha! I told you, Black Tortoise's defenses are impregnable!"
  947. 4 23 16:41:57 <DamienLunas> It roars as its shell gleams black
  948. 4 23 16:41:57 <HopeIsThePope> (I got this one guys. :3)
  949. 4 23 16:42:00 <DamienLunas> Luchabear's turn
  950. 4 23 16:42:02 <Klark> "See if it wants to share!"
  951. 4 23 16:42:05 <Klark> 1d20 Covet
  952. 4 23 16:42:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Covet: 11 [1d20=11]
  953. 4 23 16:42:16 <DamienLunas> ac 2...
  954. 4 23 16:42:23 <Arthur> (against speed.)
  955. 4 23 16:42:25 <Arthur> (SPEED.)
  956. 4 23 16:42:30 <DamienLunas> covet is physical.
  957. 4 23 16:42:34 <Arthur> (it does damage?)
  958. 4 23 16:42:38 <DamienLunas> yes fool.
  959. 4 23 16:42:38 <Mira> (yes)
  960. 4 23 16:42:40 <DamienLunas> but it hits.
  961. 4 23 16:42:42 <DamienLunas> BARELY.
  962. 4 23 16:42:44 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  963. 4 23 16:42:48 <Arthur> (i dunno all weird obscure normal effect moves are the same to me)
  964. 4 23 16:43:12 <Klark> 2d20+1d10+23
  965. 4 23 16:43:13 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d20+1d10+23: 71 [2d20=19,20; 1d10=9]
  966. 4 23 16:43:18 <Klark> (=D)
  967. 4 23 16:43:40 <DamienLunas> The large bear looks forward and stares...
  968. 4 23 16:43:42 <DamienLunas> He leaps at it!
  969. 4 23 16:43:43 <DamienLunas> SLICE
  970. 4 23 16:43:44 <DamienLunas> SLICE
  971. 4 23 16:43:46 <DamienLunas> SLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICESLICE
  972. 4 23 16:43:47 <Mira> (/me surreptitiously checks to see how many times a day she can use demoralize)
  973. 4 23 16:43:57 <DamienLunas> He suddenly starts cutting the tortoise's shell to ribbons
  974. 4 23 16:44:04 <HopeIsThePope> (That's almost a max damage attack)
  975. 4 23 16:44:13 <DamienLunas> it turns into some kind of liquid while in midair
  976. 4 23 16:44:17 <DamienLunas> he leaps over to it
  977. 4 23 16:44:18 <HopeIsThePope> (HAHAHA)
  978. 4 23 16:44:22 <DamienLunas> and wraps it around himself
  979. 4 23 16:44:25 <DamienLunas> turning his fur completely black
  980. 4 23 16:44:36 <DamienLunas> "URSAAA"
  981. 4 23 16:44:38 <HopeIsThePope> (Oh boy, enjoy your black sludge Klark)
  982. 4 23 16:44:47 <DamienLunas> (Enjoy your SOLID ROCK ACCESSORY)
  983. 4 23 16:44:52 <Klark> (FUCK YER!)
  984. 4 23 16:44:53 <HopeIsThePope> (OH NICE)
  985. 4 23 16:44:54 <DamienLunas> "WHAT?!"
  986. 4 23 16:44:57 <Mira> (fuck year)
  987. 4 23 16:44:58 <DamienLunas> "How did you know about the coating!"
  988. 4 23 16:45:14 <Arthur> (MOTHERFUCKER.)
  989. 4 23 16:45:16 <DamienLunas> Cordonazo's turn
  990. 4 23 16:45:27  Klark Smiles at Genbu.
  991. 4 23 16:45:29 <Arthur> 1d20 ice fang
  992. 4 23 16:45:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ice fang: 3 [1d20=3]
  993. 4 23 16:45:40 <Arthur> (not blowing probcontrol on an eot)
  994. 4 23 16:45:52 <Mira> (damn, 1/10 levels)
  995. 4 23 16:45:53 <Mira> (:c)
  996. 4 23 16:46:00 <DamienLunas> it barely cuts through its shell, which is a bit darker than normal, but not completely black
  997. 4 23 16:46:08 <DamienLunas> and by barely
  998. 4 23 16:46:09 <DamienLunas> I meant not at all
  999. 4 23 16:46:16 <DamienLunas> bertilak's turn
  1000. 4 23 16:46:42 <Mira> (and I'd better save those for things we have trouble protecting against)
  1001. 4 23 16:46:48 <Klark> "Bertilak X-Scissor!"
  1002. 4 23 16:46:49 <Klark> 1d20
  1003. 4 23 16:46:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  1004. 4 23 16:46:54 <Klark> (Nawp)
  1005. 4 23 16:47:07 <DamienLunas> "Ha! Black Tortoise's defense is still superior, even without that man's gift!"
  1006. 4 23 16:47:17 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn
  1007. 4 23 16:47:17 <HopeIsThePope> (FREEEEEEEEEEEED)
  1008. 4 23 16:47:20 <Happyworkan> (Oh god what)
  1009. 4 23 16:47:28 * Happyworkan is now known as Happy
  1010. 4 23 16:47:31 <Arthur> "Why has he never given US one of those?"
  1011. 4 23 16:47:34  Klark "Looks like we have a friend in common then."
  1012. 4 23 16:47:48 <DamienLunas> but... saru is not quite back yet.
  1013. 4 23 16:48:00  Six ... Eris floats to Arthur and beats him in the nose with his crown.
  1014. 4 23 16:48:37 <DamienLunas> (oh yeah six)
  1015. 4 23 16:48:39 <Arthur> "I meant the black thing you stupid goat."
  1016. 4 23 16:48:41 <DamienLunas> (you gonna activate that or what)
  1017. 4 23 16:48:49 <Arthur> "One for this guy, one for that Tropius..."
  1018. 4 23 16:48:52 <Six> (ffff I always forget that has an effect)
  1019. 4 23 16:48:59 <DamienLunas> Suddenly
  1020. 4 23 16:49:05 <DamienLunas> The Black Tortoise splits
  1021. 4 23 16:49:08 <DamienLunas> into four copies
  1022. 4 23 16:49:08 <Six> (cast ... hourly ... hmm )
  1023. 4 23 16:49:21 <DamienLunas> Double Team.
  1024. 4 23 16:49:22 <HopeIsThePope> (Fucking hell D=)
  1025. 4 23 16:49:24 <DamienLunas> Go, Beeatrice
  1026. 4 23 16:49:32 <Mira> (can we detect which is which via aura)
  1027. 4 23 16:49:34 <Six> (someone beam 'em)
  1028. 4 23 16:49:41 <DamienLunas> (they copy over the aura too)
  1029. 4 23 16:49:57 <DamienLunas> (miracle eye or foresight sees through it)
  1030. 4 23 16:50:00 <HopeIsThePope> (There goes that idea)
  1031. 4 23 16:50:00 <DamienLunas> (double team is illusions)
  1032. 4 23 16:50:07 <HopeIsThePope> (I was gonna use Toxic)
  1033. 4 23 16:50:17 <HopeIsThePope> (Can I hit two of them with Ominous Wind?)
  1034. 4 23 16:50:23 <Arthur> (miracle eye, foresight...and arthur)
  1035. 4 23 16:50:24 <DamienLunas> yyyes
  1036. 4 23 16:50:29 <Mira> (>implying we have miracle eye or foresight)
  1037. 4 23 16:50:32 <DamienLunas> wait, no
  1038. 4 23 16:50:33 <Six> (> column )
  1039. 4 23 16:50:34 <DamienLunas> (oh)
  1040. 4 23 16:50:37 <DamienLunas> (arthur you ahve that?)
  1041. 4 23 16:50:44 <Arthur> (I think I do lemme check)
  1042. 4 23 16:50:50 <DamienLunas> (if you do, then you can see it.)
  1043. 4 23 16:51:01 <Arthur> (nope the other one :I)
  1044. 4 23 16:51:03 <Six> ( How can a column not hit two of them? )
  1045. 4 23 16:51:04 <HopeIsThePope> (I'm holding Bee's turn until we figure out if Arthur can se-)
  1046. 4 23 16:51:06 <Six> (or all of them really)
  1047. 4 23 16:51:07 <HopeIsThePope> (Dammit Mons)
  1048. 4 23 16:51:08 <Arthur> (Unless you'll let me get rid of Air Cutter)
  1049. 4 23 16:51:17 <DamienLunas> (okay fine you can hit two)
  1050. 4 23 16:51:22 <DamienLunas> (SEE IF YOU CAN HIT ANY THOUGH. Roll it.)
  1051. 4 23 16:51:30 <HopeIsThePope> "Beeatrice, Ominous Wind!"
  1052. 4 23 16:51:38 <HopeIsThePope> (Two attack rolls or one?)
  1053. 4 23 16:51:39 <DamienLunas> one
  1054. 4 23 16:51:41 <HopeIsThePope> (I keep forgetting)
  1055. 4 23 16:51:41 <HopeIsThePope> 1d20
  1056. 4 23 16:51:42 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  1057. 4 23 16:51:42 <DamienLunas> left, right, or center?
  1058. 4 23 16:51:50 <HopeIsThePope> (Center)
  1059. 4 23 16:52:01 <DamienLunas> Two copies dissapear
  1060. 4 23 16:52:06 <DamienLunas> 2d10
  1061. 4 23 16:52:07 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d10: 13 [2d10=7,6]
  1062. 4 23 16:52:18 <Six> (btw, all your stages go up! woo!)
  1063. 4 23 16:52:30 <DamienLunas> new turn
  1064. 4 23 16:52:33 <DamienLunas> saru is not here
  1065. 4 23 16:52:35 <DamienLunas> six's turn
  1066. 4 23 16:52:43 <HopeIsThePope> (So they do)
  1067. 4 23 16:52:51 <Six> 2d20+25 fuck you blackturtle
  1068. 4 23 16:52:51 <HopeIsThePope> (Beeatrice is now 3 speed, faster than turtle)
  1069. 4 23 16:52:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, fuck you blackturtle: 57 [2d20=13,19]
  1070. 4 23 16:53:00 <DamienLunas> (what's that, a punch?)
  1071. 4 23 16:53:07  Six runs up to it and baps it on the nose.
  1072. 4 23 16:53:15 <Six> (yep)
  1073. 4 23 16:53:17 <Klark> (Huh. I did not notice how Chip away was statted. It is 5d10)
  1074. 4 23 16:53:25 <DamienLunas> (that's wrong.)
  1075. 4 23 16:53:30 <DamienLunas> (but... whatever)
  1076. 4 23 16:53:44 <DamienLunas> it doesn't seem to have taken much damage from it...
  1077. 4 23 16:53:47 <DamienLunas> klark's turn
  1078. 4 23 16:53:54 <Six> (what's wrong?)
  1079. 4 23 16:53:57 <Klark> (Passing.)
  1080. 4 23 16:54:01 <HopeIsThePope> (If you hit the origin of double team, the remaining copies vanish)
  1081. 4 23 16:54:03 <DamienLunas> (chip away should be 2d20)
  1082. 4 23 16:54:08 <DamienLunas> (OH!)
  1083. 4 23 16:54:11 <DamienLunas> (right I forgot double team)
  1084. 4 23 16:54:16 <DamienLunas> six, left or right
  1085. 4 23 16:54:23 <Six> (oh I did too :B ... )
  1086. 4 23 16:54:29 <Six> 1d2 , 2 is right
  1087. 4 23 16:54:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, , 2 is right: 2 [1d2=2]
  1088. 4 23 16:54:34 <DamienLunas> 1d10 poof
  1089. 4 23 16:54:34 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, poof: 8 [1d10=8]
  1090. 4 23 16:54:48 <DamienLunas> arthur's turn
  1091. 4 23 16:55:14 <Arthur> 1d20 more -atk because fuck draining 13 HP a turn instead of 5
  1092. 4 23 16:55:15 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, more -atk because fuck draining 13 HP a turn instead of 5: 4 [1d20=4]
  1093. 4 23 16:55:20 <DamienLunas> hits
  1094. 4 23 16:55:31 <Arthur> (HOW(
  1095. 4 23 16:55:39 <Arthur> (oh speed)
  1096. 4 23 16:55:55 <DamienLunas> Mira's turn
  1097. 4 23 16:56:00 <Mira> (hmmm)
  1098. 4 23 16:56:05 <Mira> (hmmmm)
  1099. 4 23 16:56:11  Mira passes
  1100. 4 23 16:56:16 <DamienLunas> Hope's turn
  1101. 4 23 16:56:16  HopeIsThePope passes.
  1102. 4 23 16:56:19 <DamienLunas> Eris's turn
  1103. 4 23 16:57:02 <Six> (hmm)
  1104. 4 23 16:57:17 <Six> 1d20 encore on double team~
  1105. 4 23 16:57:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, encore on double team~: 7 [1d20=7]
  1106. 4 23 16:57:31 <HopeIsThePope> (inb4 it actually can)
  1107. 4 23 16:57:49 <DamienLunas> yeaaaah that's gonna force him to protect
  1108. 4 23 16:58:35 <DamienLunas> Aisling, got any buffs?
  1109. 4 23 16:58:39 <Mira> nope
  1110. 4 23 16:58:40 <Mira> :I
  1111. 4 23 16:58:53 <DamienLunas> luchabear?
  1112. 4 23 16:59:04 <Klark> Sweet Scent would be useless I take it?
  1113. 4 23 16:59:16 <DamienLunas> (I... think so.)
  1114. 4 23 16:59:27 <DamienLunas> (yeah.)
  1115. 4 23 16:59:36 <DamienLunas> Cordonazo got buffs?
  1116. 4 23 16:59:55 <Arthur> GYARADOS USED SPLASH
  1117. 4 23 16:59:58 <DamienLunas> Bertilak?
  1118. 4 23 17:00:06 <Arthur> (except not really a SPLAH)
  1119. 4 23 17:00:09 <Arthur> (more like a bounce)
  1120. 4 23 17:00:10 <Arthur> (...:3)
  1121. 4 23 17:00:17 <Klark> "Give him a hand!" (Helping hand on BEAR)
  1122. 4 23 17:00:27 <DamienLunas> Beeatrice?
  1123. 4 23 17:00:31 <HopeIsThePope> "Defend Order!"
  1124. 4 23 17:01:00 <HopeIsThePope> Beeatrice summons a swarm of insects around herself.
  1125. 4 23 17:01:09 <DamienLunas> New turn, six's go. It's done protecting
  1126. 4 23 17:01:22 <Six> (hmm)
  1127. 4 23 17:01:39  Six recalls Eris, and sends out Ivan.
  1128. 4 23 17:01:47 <DamienLunas> Ivan the terrible appears!
  1129. 4 23 17:01:50 <DamienLunas> (what's ivan?)
  1130. 4 23 17:01:52 <DamienLunas> (And his speed?
  1131. 4 23 17:01:54 <Six> "Ivan! Ready for your first battle?"
  1132. 4 23 17:02:09 <DamienLunas> <Of course~>
  1133. 4 23 17:02:09 <Six> (speed 12, it's the the gay milotic :P )
  1134. 4 23 17:02:29 <DamienLunas> <I'll show them the beauty of my strength!>
  1135. 4 23 17:02:41 <Mira> "Wouldn't it be the beauty of your strength?"
  1136. 4 23 17:02:48 <Mira> (er, strength of your beauty)
  1137. 4 23 17:02:49 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru, Six, Klark, Arthur, Mira, Hope / Aisling 18, Luchabear 18, Cordonazo 17, Bertilak 15, Ivan, Zhu 5, Black Tortoise, Beeatrice 2
  1138. 4 23 17:02:52 <Mira> (dammit ivan)
  1139. 4 23 17:03:09 <DamienLunas> <Oh, you think I'm beautiful? Thanks for the compliment~>
  1140. 4 23 17:03:20 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  1141. 4 23 17:03:43 <Klark> (Notta)
  1142. 4 23 17:03:44 <DamienLunas> Arthur's turn
  1143. 4 23 17:04:03 <Arthur> 1d20 one more of those then oh god i'll actually have to burn HP in increments more than 5
  1144. 4 23 17:04:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, one more of those then oh god i'll actually have to burn HP in increments more than 5: 6 [1d20=6]
  1145. 4 23 17:04:20 <Arthur> (resource management makes me paranoid
  1146. 4 23 17:04:21 <DamienLunas> Mira, Hope?
  1147. 4 23 17:04:29 <Mira> nothin'
  1148. 4 23 17:04:38 <DamienLunas> Aisling's turn then
  1149. 4 23 17:04:42  HopeIsThePope passes
  1150. 4 23 17:04:50 <Mira> 1d20 powder snow c'mon freeze
  1151. 4 23 17:04:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, powder snow c'mon freeze: 20 [1d20=20]
  1152. 4 23 17:04:54 <Mira> (WHELP)
  1153. 4 23 17:04:56 <DamienLunas> (I)
  1154. 4 23 17:04:57 <DamienLunas> (WAS)
  1155. 4 23 17:04:59 <DamienLunas> (FROZEN)
  1156. 4 23 17:05:00 <DamienLunas> (TODAY)
  1157. 4 23 17:05:11 <DamienLunas> (Roll damage)
  1158. 4 23 17:05:18 <DamienLunas> (Shell armor~)
  1159. 4 23 17:05:28 <Mira> 3d10+16
  1160. 4 23 17:05:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 3d10+16: 32 [3d10=3,7,6]
  1161. 4 23 17:05:35 <Mira> at least he's frozen
  1162. 4 23 17:05:51 <DamienLunas> "Urgh... curses!"
  1163. 4 23 17:05:56 <DamienLunas> Luchabear
  1164. 4 23 17:06:05 <Klark> (Since it has been a turn could I use Slash again or nah?)
  1165. 4 23 17:06:06 <DamienLunas> (at least you do a minimum of 4 damage)
  1166. 4 23 17:06:09 <DamienLunas> (you can klark)
  1167. 4 23 17:06:16 <Klark> "Slash it!"
  1168. 4 23 17:06:18 <Klark> 1d20
  1169. 4 23 17:06:18 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 18 [1d20=18]
  1170. 4 23 17:06:20 <DamienLunas> (you... didn't even use slash before you used covet)
  1171. 4 23 17:06:21 <DamienLunas> (roll damage)
  1172. 4 23 17:06:25 <Mira> (oh, it is still ground/grass? THANKS DAMIEN)
  1173. 4 23 17:06:28 <Mira> (:3c)
  1174. 4 23 17:06:36 <Klark> 3d20+1d10+23
  1175. 4 23 17:06:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 3d20+1d10+23: 68 [3d20=16,14,10; 1d10=5]
  1176. 4 23 17:06:45 <DamienLunas> (slash is not 3d20)
  1177. 4 23 17:06:50 <Klark> (Helping hand =3)
  1178. 4 23 17:06:53 <DamienLunas> (oh snap)
  1179. 4 23 17:06:57 <DamienLunas> (disregard my cocksucking then)
  1180. 4 23 17:07:04 <DamienLunas> (also seriously why didn't you use that on mira you jerk)
  1181. 4 23 17:07:19 <DamienLunas> it takes a strong hit through the ice
  1182. 4 23 17:07:25 <Arthur> 1d20 annnnnnd it comes down
  1183. 4 23 17:07:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, annnnnnd it comes down: 1 [1d20=1]
  1184. 4 23 17:07:32 <Klark> (ahahaha)
  1185. 4 23 17:07:35 <Mira> (nope.jpg.png.gif.avi)
  1186. 4 23 17:07:36 <Arthur> (Think I should probcontrol this)
  1187. 4 23 17:07:41 <Six> (DM is really hating on Arthur today)
  1188. 4 23 17:07:41 <HopeIsThePope> (Ehhh)
  1189. 4 23 17:07:41 <Mira> (what no)
  1190. 4 23 17:07:42 <Arthur> (it's 5d20 SE)
  1191. 4 23 17:07:47 <Six> (oh then yes)
  1192. 4 23 17:07:50 <Mira> (oh)
  1193. 4 23 17:07:51 <Mira> (yes)
  1194. 4 23 17:07:53 <Arthur> (off gyarados attack)
  1195. 4 23 17:07:59 <Happy> (inb4 3)
  1196. 4 23 17:08:02 <Arthur> 1d20 dicemaid i swear to god
  1197. 4 23 17:08:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, dicemaid i swear to god: 17 [1d20=17]
  1198. 4 23 17:08:07 <DamienLunas> (hopy shit.)
  1199. 4 23 17:08:08 <Arthur> (PARALYZED)
  1200. 4 23 17:08:10 <DamienLunas> (roll damage)
  1201. 4 23 17:08:12 <Klark> (Hahaha)
  1202. 4 23 17:08:23 <Arthur> 5d20+1d10+24
  1203. 4 23 17:08:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 5d20+1d10+24: 106 [5d20=19,13,9,18,17; 1d10=6]
  1204. 4 23 17:08:31 <Arthur> splat
  1205. 4 23 17:08:31 <Klark> (Dayum)
  1206. 4 23 17:08:48 <Happy> (Did Arthur sex dicemaid or something?)
  1207. 4 23 17:09:04 <HopeIsThePope> (I think she's taking a hating for Genbu)
  1208. 4 23 17:09:11 <Six> (it just wanted to be contrary after I said it'd been hating on him :P )
  1209. 4 23 17:09:16 <DamienLunas> SMMMMMMASH
  1210. 4 23 17:09:21 <DamienLunas> a powerful hit lands on the turtle
  1211. 4 23 17:09:25 <DamienLunas> but it's still up!
  1212. 4 23 17:09:29 <DamienLunas> not that it's easy to tell...
  1213. 4 23 17:09:51 <DamienLunas> Bertilak's turn
  1214. 4 23 17:09:52 <Klark> "Try again Bertilak X-scissor!"
  1215. 4 23 17:09:54 <Klark> 1d20
  1216. 4 23 17:09:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  1217. 4 23 17:10:05 <DamienLunas> (wow dicemaid. You really hate genbu)
  1218. 4 23 17:10:09 <DamienLunas> (that's cool.)
  1219. 4 23 17:10:12 <DamienLunas> (roll damage)
  1220. 4 23 17:10:13 <Klark> 5d10+14
  1221. 4 23 17:10:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 5d10+14: 38 [5d10=9,1,3,8,3]
  1222. 4 23 17:10:18 <DamienLunas> ding
  1223. 4 23 17:10:36 <DamienLunas> Ivan's turn
  1224. 4 23 17:11:19 <DamienLunas> six
  1225. 4 23 17:11:21 <DamienLunas> it's ivan's turn
  1226. 4 23 17:11:27 <DamienLunas> then beeatrice
  1227. 4 23 17:11:28 <Six> 1d20 Dragon Puuuulse
  1228. 4 23 17:11:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Dragon Puuuulse: 1 [1d20=1]
  1229. 4 23 17:11:32 <Six> (nope.avi)
  1230. 4 23 17:11:34 <DamienLunas> whiff
  1231. 4 23 17:11:36 <Arthur> (oh dicemaid)
  1232. 4 23 17:11:39 <HopeIsThePope> "Move in and Bug Bite!"
  1233. 4 23 17:11:41 <HopeIsThePope> 1d20
  1234. 4 23 17:11:42 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1235. 4 23 17:11:50 <Arthur> (christ these rolls)
  1236. 4 23 17:11:51 <HopeIsThePope> 3d10+18+1d8
  1237. 4 23 17:11:52 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 3d10+18+1d8: 39 [3d10=1,7,7; 1d8=6]
  1238. 4 23 17:12:07 <DamienLunas> ding
  1239. 4 23 17:12:15 <DamienLunas> it tries to not be a frozen
  1240. 4 23 17:12:16 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1241. 4 23 17:12:17 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  1242. 4 23 17:12:21 <Arthur> (MOTHERFUCKER)
  1243. 4 23 17:12:23 <DamienLunas> it... succeeds in defrosting itself!
  1244. 4 23 17:12:25 <DamienLunas> but it can't move
  1245. 4 23 17:12:27 <Saru> (blargh, sorry about that... my mom is supposed to be bringing desert to easter dinner tomorrow but called me and went "i forgot to get it and i wont have time to tonight, can you go grab X?")
  1246. 4 23 17:12:28 <DamienLunas> because that's how it works
  1247. 4 23 17:12:31 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn
  1248. 4 23 17:12:50 <Klark> (Saru: This poor torterra.)
  1249. 4 23 17:12:58 <Saru> (anything i should know before Heat Crash?)
  1250. 4 23 17:13:04 <DamienLunas> (not really)
  1251. 4 23 17:13:09 <DamienLunas> (it's paralyzed.)
  1252. 4 23 17:13:13 <DamienLunas> (but it just unfroze itself)
  1253. 4 23 17:13:17 <DamienLunas> (so go ahead)
  1254. 4 23 17:13:23 <Saru> "Zhu, Heat Crash!"
  1255. 4 23 17:13:25 <Saru> 1d20
  1256. 4 23 17:13:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  1257. 4 23 17:13:27 <DamienLunas> that...
  1258. 4 23 17:13:32 <DamienLunas> it's ac 2 right
  1259. 4 23 17:13:38 <Saru> (yeah)
  1260. 4 23 17:13:40 <DamienLunas> that'll hit.
  1261. 4 23 17:13:47 <Saru> "I know you can do it!"
  1262. 4 23 17:14:35 <Saru> 4d20+7d10+25+1d12
  1263. 4 23 17:14:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 4d20+7d10+25+1d12: 112 [4d20=16,5,18,4; 7d10=8,1,1,6,6,8,3; 1d12=11]
  1264. 4 23 17:15:40 <DamienLunas> another devastating hit!
  1265. 4 23 17:16:14 <DamienLunas> it's barely hanging on...
  1266. 4 23 17:16:16 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1267. 4 23 17:17:14 * Kit is now known as Lulu
  1268. 4 23 17:17:20 <Saru> (hm... i could just take a swing at it myself, i suppose)
  1269. 4 23 17:17:35 <DamienLunas> (you could.)
  1270. 4 23 17:17:37  Saru gets out his 'chete and gives it a try.
  1271. 4 23 17:17:39 <Saru> 1d20
  1272. 4 23 17:17:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 19 [1d20=19]
  1273. 4 23 17:17:47 <HopeIsThePope> (Haha oh wow)
  1274. 4 23 17:17:52 <DamienLunas> (but you'd need to get like an 18 or hi-)
  1275. 4 23 17:17:55 <DamienLunas> (O.o)
  1276. 4 23 17:17:55 <Klark> (Whoa.)
  1277. 4 23 17:17:59 <Six> ( > and then as his first action in the fight, Saru decapitates it)
  1278. 4 23 17:18:01 <DamienLunas> (seriously dicemaid?)
  1279. 4 23 17:18:03 <Klark> (Dicemaid haet turtles)
  1280. 4 23 17:18:06 <DamienLunas> (she do.)
  1281. 4 23 17:18:09 <DamienLunas> (she hate tortoise hard.)
  1282. 4 23 17:18:13 <Saru> 2d20+7+4+6
  1283. 4 23 17:18:13 <Mira> (damien status [x]trolled [ ]not trolled)
  1284. 4 23 17:18:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+7+4+6: 40 [2d20=17,6]
  1285. 4 23 17:18:17 <DamienLunas> dink
  1286. 4 23 17:18:27 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1287. 4 23 17:18:40 <Six> 2d20+25 bonk
  1288. 4 23 17:18:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, bonk: 60 [2d20=20,15]
  1289. 4 23 17:18:56 <Saru> (Dink, Bonk, Hurr?)
  1290. 4 23 17:19:11 <DamienLunas> Six punches it hard
  1291. 4 23 17:19:15 <DamienLunas> Klark, arthur, mira, hope?
  1292. 4 23 17:19:20 <Klark> (Nawp)
  1293. 4 23 17:19:22  HopeIsThePope passes again.
  1294. 4 23 17:19:24 <Arthur> 1d20 airslash
  1295. 4 23 17:19:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, airslash: 16 [1d20=16]
  1296. 4 23 17:19:27 <Six> (everyone, melee attacks, I demand it)
  1297. 4 23 17:19:28 <Arthur> (flinch)
  1298. 4 23 17:19:29 <DamienLunas> ...
  1299. 4 23 17:19:30  Mira pass
  1300. 4 23 17:19:32 <DamienLunas> that's never happened before
  1301. 4 23 17:19:33 <Arthur> 5d10+4
  1302. 4 23 17:19:34 <HopeIsThePope> (FINALLY gets a flinch)
  1303. 4 23 17:19:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 5d10+4: 29 [5d10=8,3,2,6,6]
  1304. 4 23 17:19:37 <DamienLunas> dink
  1305. 4 23 17:19:39 <Arthur> (NEVER. BEFORE.)
  1306. 4 23 17:19:49 <Arthur> (but fuck damage IT WAS A FLINCH)
  1307. 4 23 17:19:57 <Happy> (inb4 inner focus)
  1308. 4 23 17:19:59 <DamienLunas> "SHIT! THE... BULLSHIT! AGAIN!"
  1309. 4 23 17:20:01 <Saru> (the worry is...yeah)
  1310. 4 23 17:20:08 <DamienLunas> Aisling's turn
  1311. 4 23 17:20:16 <Mira> 1d20 icy wiiiind
  1312. 4 23 17:20:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, icy wiiiind: 19 [1d20=19]
  1313. 4 23 17:20:23 <DamienLunas> (WHAT IS HAPPENING)
  1314. 4 23 17:20:24 <Six> (ffffffff)
  1315. 4 23 17:20:25 <Klark> (ahahahah)
  1316. 4 23 17:20:31 <Arthur> (I would actually have bet on rock head because of wood hammer)
  1317. 4 23 17:20:32 <Mira> 4d10+16 y u mad bro
  1318. 4 23 17:20:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, y u mad bro: 31 [4d10=1,1,5,8]
  1319. 4 23 17:20:39 <Mira> (whelp)
  1320. 4 23 17:20:42 <Mira> (dicemaaaid)
  1321. 4 23 17:20:44 <DamienLunas> (god mira I am laughing so hard)
  1322. 4 23 17:20:51 <DamienLunas> (his speed's down again)
  1323. 4 23 17:20:54 <DamienLunas> (too bad it can't go lower than 0)
  1324. 4 23 17:20:55 <Mira> (OH BOY)
  1325. 4 23 17:20:56 <Arthur> (it keeps happening)
  1326. 4 23 17:21:02 <DamienLunas> Luchabear's turn
  1327. 4 23 17:21:08 <Saru> (HA! *dink* oh :/)
  1328. 4 23 17:21:22 <DamienLunas> go klark
  1329. 4 23 17:21:25 <Klark> "Be sneaky!)
  1330. 4 23 17:21:33 <Klark> 1d20 lol crit on faint attack that is useless
  1331. 4 23 17:21:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, lol crit on faint attack that is useless: 3 [1d20=3]
  1332. 4 23 17:21:45 <Klark> 3d10+23
  1333. 4 23 17:21:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 3d10+23: 35 [3d10=4,5,3]
  1334. 4 23 17:21:48 <DamienLunas> dink
  1335. 4 23 17:21:59 <DamienLunas> Cordonazo's turn
  1336. 4 23 17:22:04 <DamienLunas> come on crit icefang
  1337. 4 23 17:22:09 <Arthur> 1d20 ice fang, let's see some hilarity
  1338. 4 23 17:22:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, ice fang, let's see some hilarity: 14 [1d20=14]
  1339. 4 23 17:22:14 <DamienLunas> miss
  1340. 4 23 17:22:17 <DamienLunas> wait
  1341. 4 23 17:22:21 <Arthur> (See it doesn't happen when you CALL it)
  1342. 4 23 17:22:31 <DamienLunas> ...
  1343. 4 23 17:22:33 <DamienLunas> JUST HITS
  1344. 4 23 17:22:34 <DamienLunas> EXACTLY
  1345. 4 23 17:22:43 <Arthur> 2d20+24 i'm loling
  1346. 4 23 17:22:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, i'm loling: 51 [2d20=14,13]
  1347. 4 23 17:22:49 <Mira> (...it has 60 def?)
  1348. 4 23 17:22:52 <Mira> (well shitcocks)
  1349. 4 23 17:22:56 <Arthur> (40+double team)
  1350. 4 23 17:23:07 <Arthur> (DT's accuracy increase doesn't FADE)
  1351. 4 23 17:23:17 <Mira> (that's retarded)
  1352. 4 23 17:23:26 <DamienLunas> it roars as it takes more heavy damage
  1353. 4 23 17:23:29 <DamienLunas> bertilak's turn
  1354. 4 23 17:23:41 <DamienLunas> this thing is barely up...
  1355. 4 23 17:23:41 <Klark> "Throw sand in its eyes!"
  1356. 4 23 17:23:46 <Klark> 1d20 Lol sand attack
  1357. 4 23 17:23:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Lol sand attack: 9 [1d20=9]
  1358. 4 23 17:23:53 <DamienLunas> you add insult to injury
  1359. 4 23 17:23:55 <DamienLunas> ivan's turn
  1360. 4 23 17:24:02 <Klark> (=3)
  1361. 4 23 17:24:02 <Six> 1d20 Water Pulse?
  1362. 4 23 17:24:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, Water Pulse?: 16 [1d20=16]
  1363. 4 23 17:24:06 <DamienLunas> hits
  1364. 4 23 17:24:20 <Six> (not gonna do enough damage though..)
  1365. 4 23 17:24:22 <DamienLunas> neutral, roll damage
  1366. 4 23 17:24:34 <Six> 3d10+19+1d8
  1367. 4 23 17:24:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 3d10+19+1d8: 47 [3d10=9,3,10; 1d8=6]
  1368. 4 23 17:24:49 <DamienLunas> little by little...
  1369. 4 23 17:24:53 <DamienLunas> it seems to be wearing down
  1370. 4 23 17:24:55 <DamienLunas> Zhu's turn, saru
  1371. 4 23 17:25:19 <Saru> 1d20 Ember
  1372. 4 23 17:25:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Ember: 4 [1d20=4]
  1373. 4 23 17:25:23 <Saru> (nope)
  1374. 4 23 17:25:35 <DamienLunas> beeatrice
  1375. 4 23 17:25:50 <HopeIsThePope> "Ominous Wind again!"
  1376. 4 23 17:25:51 <HopeIsThePope> 1d20
  1377. 4 23 17:25:52 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1378. 4 23 17:25:55 <DamienLunas> (that's battle)
  1379. 4 23 17:26:00 <DamienLunas> (and it misses)
  1380. 4 23 17:26:04 <HopeIsThePope> (Is it? I thought it was EOT)
  1381. 4 23 17:26:04 <Arthur> (miss but AC+)
  1382. 4 23 17:26:06 <HopeIsThePope> (Let me check)
  1383. 4 23 17:26:08 <Arthur> (it's battle.)
  1384. 4 23 17:26:12 <DamienLunas> (try something else)
  1385. 4 23 17:26:14 <Arthur> (otherwise i wouldn't have wanted the PP up.)
  1386. 4 23 17:26:15 <HopeIsThePope> (Oh whoops)
  1387. 4 23 17:26:27 <HopeIsThePope> (Let's say that's Gust then)
  1388. 4 23 17:26:30 <DamienLunas> (... arthur you horrible horrible man)
  1389. 4 23 17:26:34 <DamienLunas> it misses regardless
  1390. 4 23 17:26:37 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1391. 4 23 17:27:03 <DamienLunas> "I can't believe this... this is unbelievable!"
  1392. 4 23 17:27:09 <Saru> (hm)
  1393. 4 23 17:27:15  Saru tries kicking it!
  1394. 4 23 17:27:16 <Saru> 1d20
  1395. 4 23 17:27:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  1396. 4 23 17:27:20 <DamienLunas> oh god your foot hurts
  1397. 4 23 17:27:22 <DamienLunas> Six
  1398. 4 23 17:27:25 <DamienLunas> show him how it's done.
  1399. 4 23 17:27:27 <DamienLunas> Finish him.
  1400. 4 23 17:27:30  Saru hops around swearing.
  1401. 4 23 17:27:50 <Saru> 2d20
  1402. 4 23 17:27:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20: 7 [2d20=5,2]
  1403. 4 23 17:28:03 <HopeIsThePope> (Appropriate description is appropriate)
  1404. 4 23 17:28:03 <DamienLunas> (You tried THAT?)
  1405. 4 23 17:28:09 <Saru> (yes)
  1406. 4 23 17:28:14 <DamienLunas> (haha, oh saru)
  1407. 4 23 17:28:16 <DamienLunas> Six come on
  1408. 4 23 17:29:00 <Six> (bluh sorry)
  1409. 4 23 17:29:06 <Six> 2d20+25 bonk
  1410. 4 23 17:29:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, bonk: 48 [2d20=10,13]
  1411. 4 23 17:29:17 <DamienLunas> six doesn't finish him :<
  1412. 4 23 17:29:26 <DamienLunas> but it's getting there...
  1413. 4 23 17:29:32 <DamienLunas> Arthur klark mira hope?
  1414. 4 23 17:29:34  Klark Tries to whack it with his shovel.
  1415. 4 23 17:29:35 <Klark> 1d20
  1416. 4 23 17:29:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  1417. 4 23 17:29:40 <Klark> (nawp)
  1418. 4 23 17:29:47 <DamienLunas> it bounces off its thick shell
  1419. 4 23 17:29:54 <DamienLunas> Arthur?
  1420. 4 23 17:30:01 <Six> (I like how we're all clustered around this thing poking it to death)
  1421. 4 23 17:30:07 <Arthur> (On one hand, I want to finish it. on the other hand I don't want to blow 40 HP on an aeroblast this early)
  1422. 4 23 17:30:11 <Arthur> (decisions decisions)
  1423. 4 23 17:30:25 <HopeIsThePope> (The pokemon can handle it. :<)
  1424. 4 23 17:30:27 <DamienLunas> Aisling's turn then.
  1425. 4 23 17:31:05 <DamienLunas> mira it's aisling's turn
  1426. 4 23 17:31:48 <Mira> 1d20 power snow I guess
  1427. 4 23 17:31:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, power snow I guess: 17 [1d20=17]
  1428. 4 23 17:31:53 <Mira> 3d10+16
  1429. 4 23 17:31:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 3d10+16: 28 [3d10=5,1,6]
  1430. 4 23 17:32:02 <DamienLunas> oh god it's cold
  1431. 4 23 17:32:07 <DamienLunas> it's looking really... under the weather
  1432. 4 23 17:32:10 <DamienLunas> Luchabear klark
  1433. 4 23 17:32:23 <Klark> "Finish him!"
  1434. 4 23 17:32:26 <Klark> 1d20 Slash
  1435. 4 23 17:32:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Slash: 17 [1d20=17]
  1436. 4 23 17:32:29 <DamienLunas> hits
  1437. 4 23 17:32:34 <Klark> 2d20+1d10+23
  1438. 4 23 17:32:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d20+1d10+23: 55 [2d20=14,9; 1d10=9]
  1439. 4 23 17:32:52 <Arthur> 1d20 leer. for once, this actually helps. actually. helps.
  1440. 4 23 17:32:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, leer. for once, this actually helps. actually. helps.: 18 [1d20=18]
  1441. 4 23 17:32:56 <DamienLunas> SLLLASH!
  1442. 4 23 17:33:15 <HopeIsThePope> (inb4 it was finished off and leer didn't help)
  1443. 4 23 17:33:17 <DamienLunas> The black bear cuts its face
  1444. 4 23 17:33:21 <DamienLunas> with its powerful claws
  1445. 4 23 17:33:22 <Saru> (hahaha)
  1446. 4 23 17:33:35 <Klark> (Fuck yeah. Love this bear.)
  1447. 4 23 17:33:38 <DamienLunas> and it collapses, shaking the room
  1448. 4 23 17:33:46 <DamienLunas> 1d20 NOT YET EARTHQUAAAAKE
  1449. 4 23 17:33:46 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, NOT YET EARTHQUAAAAKE: 9 [1d20=9]
  1450. 4 23 17:33:52 <DamienLunas> 1d20 was it paralyzed though
  1451. 4 23 17:33:53 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, was it paralyzed though: 11 [1d20=11]
  1452. 4 23 17:33:58 <DamienLunas> it was not :o
  1453. 4 23 17:33:59 <HopeIsThePope> Misses Beeatrice. :3c
  1454. 4 23 17:34:01 <DamienLunas> so then...
  1455. 4 23 17:34:05 <DamienLunas> everything in melee range
  1456. 4 23 17:34:06 <DamienLunas> takes
  1457. 4 23 17:34:18 <Arthur> (except for things that happen to by flying types :3)
  1458. 4 23 17:34:24 <HopeIsThePope> Remember -6 Attack stages
  1459. 4 23 17:34:28 <DamienLunas> 4d20+5d10+11
  1460. 4 23 17:34:29 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 4d20+5d10+11: 62 [4d20=3,1,15,6; 5d10=5,4,1,10,6]
  1461. 4 23 17:34:40 <DamienLunas> 62 damage courtesy of its final quake
  1462. 4 23 17:34:52  HopeIsThePope watches this from her safe distance.
  1463. 4 23 17:34:59 <DamienLunas> Six, Saru, Luchabear, Bertilak and Zhu all take this damage
  1464. 4 23 17:35:11 <DamienLunas> oh and klark
  1465. 4 23 17:35:16 <DamienLunas> because he just ran up to hit it with his shovel
  1466. 4 23 17:35:20 <Klark> (Heh.)
  1467. 4 23 17:35:29 <DamienLunas> unless he wants to try for a quick intercept rolll
  1468. 4 23 17:35:32  Six is not particularly hurt, but is thinking he sure keeps being hit by earthquakes.
  1469. 4 23 17:35:38 <Klark> (Wait, what ac is eq?)
  1470. 4 23 17:35:41 <DamienLunas> 2
  1471. 4 23 17:35:54 <DamienLunas> btw grass resists ground
  1472. 4 23 17:36:03 <Saru> (Zhu is still up)
  1473. 4 23 17:36:07 <Klark> (Damn barley hits Bert)
  1474. 4 23 17:36:15 <DamienLunas> "... I don't believe this bullshit."
  1475. 4 23 17:36:34 <Arthur> "Really? It makes a lot of sense to me."
  1476. 4 23 17:36:46 <HopeIsThePope> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huQoDlHmqrE
  1477. 4 23 17:36:50 <DamienLunas> "Heh heheheehe! Well then, your deaths will only be more gruesome while you are thrown from the second level of the tower!"
  1478. 4 23 17:36:54 <Arthur> "I mean, why else would you have hesitated to just end us all three or whatever weeks ago?"
  1479. 4 23 17:37:15 <DamienLunas> "And thanks to my absolutely-safe-device, I'll remain absolutely safe!'
  1480. 4 23 17:37:16 <Klark> (also Mfw its only damaging attack was its Not Yet!)
  1481. 4 23 17:37:28 <Six> (mfw he's King P)
  1482. 4 23 17:37:28 <Mira> "Er."
  1483. 4 23 17:37:29 <Mira> "Question."
  1484. 4 23 17:37:31 <HopeIsThePope> (>absolutely safe device)
  1485. 4 23 17:37:34 <Mira> "Can you even get out of there?"
  1486. 4 23 17:37:37 <HopeIsThePope> (Dohoho)
  1487. 4 23 17:37:40 <DamienLunas> "Of course I can!"
  1488. 4 23 17:37:46 <Saru> "Really?"
  1489. 4 23 17:37:51 <DamienLunas> "I've worked out the bugs since the first version!"
  1490. 4 23 17:37:58  Saru walks over and looks over the white orb.
  1491. 4 23 17:38:01 <Klark> "I don't think he can..."
  1492. 4 23 17:38:05 <Saru> "It doesn't have like hinges or anything."
  1493. 4 23 17:38:14 <Saru> "I think you're right Klark, I think he's stuck."
  1494. 4 23 17:38:24 <DamienLunas> "I could get out any time I want!"
  1495. 4 23 17:38:35 <DamienLunas> "But why would I want to? It's absolutely safe!"
  1496. 4 23 17:38:39  Saru shakes his head. "No way, now way."
  1497. 4 23 17:38:52 <Six> "Well, you stay there then. See ya later~"
  1498. 4 23 17:39:05 <Arthur> "We'll be back for the money on our way down."
  1499. 4 23 17:39:07 <Mira> "Whelp."
  1500. 4 23 17:39:08 <Six> "Let's just fucking go up already this guy is creepy and dumb," Six murmurs to Saru.
  1501. 4 23 17:39:13  HopeIsThePope looks around for an untouched plate of food to give Beeatrice a quick bite to eat.
  1502. 4 23 17:39:13 <Mira> "Let's move on I guess."
  1503. 4 23 17:39:49 <HopeIsThePope> "Yeah."
  1504. 4 23 17:39:51  Saru murmers back, "He's lying too about it being safe."
  1505. 4 23 17:40:14 <DamienLunas> "Ahhh ahahahaaha what do you mean? O-of course it's absolutely safe! Only I know how to operate it, s-s-so it's safe!"
  1506. 4 23 17:40:23 <Klark> "Hmm.
  1507. 4 23 17:40:38  Saru taps on it with his 'chete.
  1508. 4 23 17:40:40  Klark "You think it can move Saru?" he says with a grin.
  1509. 4 23 17:40:50 <Saru> "Hey... Why not?"
  1510. 4 23 17:40:56  Arthur examins the device.
  1511. 4 23 17:41:01  Arthur examines it CLOOOOOSELY.
  1512. 4 23 17:41:33  Saru tries to puhs it over.
  1513. 4 23 17:41:36 <Saru> *push
  1514. 4 23 17:41:49 <DamienLunas> it rolls a bit
  1515. 4 23 17:41:49 <Arthur> "..."
  1516. 4 23 17:41:55 <Arthur> "Hey. Hey Genbu."
  1517. 4 23 17:41:56  Klark Whistles for Bear to give Saru a hand as he starts to push too.
  1518. 4 23 17:41:59 <Mira> "Let's just leave him."
  1519. 4 23 17:42:00 <DamienLunas> "W-What?"
  1520. 4 23 17:42:13 <Arthur> "I'm bored. Wanna play I Spy?"
  1521. 4 23 17:42:21 <DamienLunas> "What are you babbling about?"
  1522. 4 23 17:42:29  Saru rocks it back and forth with the bear.
  1523. 4 23 17:42:40  Arthur sits down. "Look, I'll just stay right here and talk with you. Byakko won't even get hurt by me. Jsut one round."
  1524. 4 23 17:42:54 <Arthur> "Not like I can touch you anyway, right?"
  1525. 4 23 17:42:56 <HopeIsThePope> (What are you on about)
  1526. 4 23 17:43:00 <Arthur> (wait for it)
  1527. 4 23 17:43:11 <DamienLunas> "Hmm... fine, abandoning your friends will make her able to defeat you all the easier!"
  1528. 4 23 17:43:28 <Arthur> "Good. I spy, with my one good eye... Something that starts with an I."
  1529. 4 23 17:43:33 <Arthur> "Three guesses."
  1530. 4 23 17:43:38 <DamienLunas> "An Idiot?"
  1531. 4 23 17:43:43 <Arthur> "Nope."
  1532. 4 23 17:43:44 <DamienLunas> "An Imbicile?"
  1533. 4 23 17:43:51 <Arthur> "Wasn't even looking near Six."
  1534. 4 23 17:43:52 <DamienLunas> "An Incompetent group of buffoons?"
  1535. 4 23 17:44:03 <Arthur> "Now I can't see ALL of you four, can I?"
  1536. 4 23 17:44:04  Six >:c
  1537. 4 23 17:44:10 <Arthur> "The answer is..."
  1538. 4 23 17:44:40 <Arthur> "...Initiate manual ejection code: 2795."
  1539. 4 23 17:44:47 <DamienLunas> "... I hate you so m-" *SCHOOOM*
  1540. 4 23 17:44:57 <HopeIsThePope> (lolwut)
  1541. 4 23 17:44:58  Arthur rolls around giggling.
  1542. 4 23 17:45:01 <DamienLunas> He is catapulted out of the machine
  1543. 4 23 17:45:03  HopeIsThePope stares.
  1544. 4 23 17:45:06 <Arthur> "I love this guy!"
  1545. 4 23 17:45:09  Klark Blinks and starts to laugh with Arthur.
  1546. 4 23 17:45:10 <DamienLunas> launched like a fat missile out of the doors of the tower
  1547. 4 23 17:45:15  Mira giggles.
  1548. 4 23 17:45:18 <HopeIsThePope> "Did... he have something written on the OUTSIDE of it?"
  1549. 4 23 17:45:20 <DamienLunas> and crashing into the wall on the opposite side.
  1550. 4 23 17:45:50 <HopeIsThePope> "In case he got stuck? Ahahaha... Oh my."
  1551. 4 23 17:45:55  Arthur gets up and brushes himself off while taking a couple deep breaths. "No, I just...did magic or whatever you want to call it. Anyway, come on."
  1552. 4 23 17:46:07 <DamienLunas> he seems to have passed out
  1553. 4 23 17:46:11 <HopeIsThePope> "Fair enough."
  1554. 4 23 17:46:11 <DamienLunas> and suddenly
  1555. 4 23 17:46:21 <DamienLunas> the doors leading out of the main floor slam shut automatically
  1556. 4 23 17:46:23 <DamienLunas> and bars drop down
  1557. 4 23 17:46:30 <DamienLunas> The passageway to the left stairs opens
  1558. 4 23 17:46:37 <HopeIsThePope> "Looks like we're in this until we finish the others off."
  1559. 4 23 17:46:41 <Saru> "Forwards, then!"
  1560. 4 23 17:46:43  HopeIsThePope starts walking.
  1561. 4 23 17:46:55  Klark Nods walking. "How is everyone feeling?"
  1562. 4 23 17:47:02 <Mira> "Not bad."
  1563. 4 23 17:47:07 <Saru> "I'm okay, but Zhu took a pretty bad hit."
  1564. 4 23 17:47:07 <HopeIsThePope> "I hung back, unlike some people." she quips.
  1565. 4 23 17:47:23  Saru rubs his foot some more and sticks his tongue out at Hope.
  1566. 4 23 17:47:24 <HopeIsThePope> "You said it had Earthquake, Saru, but..."
  1567. 4 23 17:47:25 <Arthur> "Pretty fine, all told."
  1568. 4 23 17:47:32  HopeIsThePope jabs him in the side. :3
  1569. 4 23 17:47:45 <Saru> "... I forgot."
  1570. 4 23 17:47:45 <HopeIsThePope> "Just take care of yourselves, alright?"
  1571. 4 23 17:47:49 <DamienLunas> The door to the second floor greets you after a long flight of stairs
  1572. 4 23 17:47:55 <DamienLunas> open? Y/N
  1573. 4 23 17:47:59 <Mira> y
  1574. 4 23 17:48:00 <Six> yyyy
  1575. 4 23 17:48:03 <Arthur> y
  1576. 4 23 17:48:03 <Klark> (Y)
  1577. 4 23 17:48:07 <HopeIsThePope> Y
  1578. 4 23 17:48:08  Saru applies THE FOOT OF JUSTICE.
  1579. 4 23 17:48:08 <DamienLunas> You bust open the door
  1580. 4 23 17:48:26 <DamienLunas> inside, a room with beautiful stained glass windows of nude angels greets you
  1581. 4 23 17:48:33 <DamienLunas> the lighting in the room is dark red
  1582. 4 23 17:48:40 <DamienLunas> and... some other really disturbing features of the room.
  1583. 4 23 17:48:46  HopeIsThePope looks around, taking in the scenery.
  1584. 4 23 17:48:52 <DamienLunas> There are a couple people chained up
  1585. 4 23 17:48:59  Klark Blinks in the new lighting...and the other things.
  1586. 4 23 17:49:04  Mira suddenly decides hiding behind everyone else is a REALLY GOOD IDEA. Confidence -10!
  1587. 4 23 17:49:09 <DamienLunas> wearing nothing but robes which seem to have been slashed in several places
  1588. 4 23 17:49:26 <DamienLunas> they have looks of disturbing blank glee as they stand their chained and bleeding
  1589. 4 23 17:49:39 <HopeIsThePope> "...Oh god."
  1590. 4 23 17:49:44 <DamienLunas> And in the far corner, You see byakko sitting naked in her bath tub
  1591. 4 23 17:49:50 <DamienLunas> With her white tiger next to her.
  1592. 4 23 17:49:53 <Klark> "Uh."
  1593. 4 23 17:50:03 <DamienLunas> "Finally decided to show up, Hmm?'
  1594. 4 23 17:50:12 <Six> "Oh! It seems we interrupted your bath."
  1595. 4 23 17:50:19 <DamienLunas> "You took sooooo long~"
  1596. 4 23 17:50:24 <Mira> "p-please put some clothes on"
  1597. 4 23 17:50:27 <Mira> "pleeeeease."
  1598. 4 23 17:50:39 <Six> "Hope you don't mind. But it looks like someone has been a very naughty girl and needs some punishment."
  1599. 4 23 17:50:41 <DamienLunas> "I decided to entertain myself by getting a few new pets."
  1600. 4 23 17:50:58 <DamienLunas> "After all, there's only so much my dear white tiger can satisfy me..."
  1601. 4 23 17:51:05  HopeIsThePope narrows her eyes.
  1602. 4 23 17:51:07 <Klark> (D=)
  1603. 4 23 17:51:14 <Six> (D= )
  1604. 4 23 17:51:32 <Happy> (aaaaand out it comes)
  1605. 4 23 17:51:50 <DamienLunas> "Now then..."
  1606. 4 23 17:51:59 <DamienLunas> "Won't you turn around? Or would you like to watch me get dressed..."
  1607. 4 23 17:52:12  Mira makes soft retching sounds and claws vaguely at the mask she's wearing
  1608. 4 23 17:52:15 <Happy> (She seems legit)
  1609. 4 23 17:52:19 <Mira> "Urrrrrgh"
  1610. 4 23 17:52:26  HopeIsThePope doesn't turn around, crossing her arms.
  1611. 4 23 17:52:29 <Klark> "Mira?"
  1612. 4 23 17:52:33 <Arthur> "If you're going to vomit, do it in the bath."
  1613. 4 23 17:52:33 <Saru> "Hurry up so we can finish this."
  1614. 4 23 17:52:39 <Arthur> "It'll be funny."
  1615. 4 23 17:52:42  Mira turns around. "I don't want to see this ;~;"
  1616. 4 23 17:52:45  HopeIsThePope has ASCIIstare on her face, though.
  1617. 4 23 17:52:46 <DamienLunas> "As you wish..."
  1618. 4 23 17:53:17 <DamienLunas> She gets out of the bath, completely nude for a moment and dripping wet before she suddenly creates a burst of heat around herself which dries her off.
  1619. 4 23 17:53:46 <DamienLunas> She then begins to slowly dress herself in a red satin dress, giving occasional glances over to the group.
  1620. 4 23 17:54:27 <DamienLunas> "There we go. All ready to play~"
  1621. 4 23 17:54:28  Mira is staring fixedly at the door
  1622. 4 23 17:54:53 <DamienLunas> "You're so shy, girlie. I'll enjoy getting a chance to break you in."
  1623. 4 23 17:55:03 <Mira> "D:"
  1624. 4 23 17:55:24 <HopeIsThePope> "Don't be intimidated, Mira. She's trying to throw off your confidence!"
  1625. 4 23 17:55:59  Six patpats Mira.
  1626. 4 23 17:56:09 <DamienLunas> "Now then..."
  1627. 4 23 17:56:13  HopeIsThePope grabs a pokeball.
  1628. 4 23 17:56:13 <DamienLunas> "Let's play."
  1629. 4 23 17:56:14 <Mira> "L-Let's just get this over with."
  1630. 4 23 17:56:18 <Saru> "The only ones breaking today are the Shi Ten Ou."
  1631. 4 23 17:56:28 <DamienLunas> She licks her lips excitedly
  1632. 4 23 17:56:30 <DamienLunas> dex and speeds?
  1633. 4 23 17:56:41 <HopeIsThePope> Hope 6, Galix 20
  1634. 4 23 17:56:55 <Mira> 8, Aidan 19
  1635. 4 23 17:57:12 <Arthur> (11, eurus 26)
  1636. 4 23 17:57:15 <Klark> 12 Spds Sobek 20 ROCK last
  1637. 4 23 17:57:24 <Six> (Jax 7)
  1638. 4 23 17:57:30 <Six> (dex is still 20)
  1639. 4 23 17:57:37 <Saru> (22 Dex, Sigmund spd 16)
  1640. 4 23 17:59:01 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru, Six, Byakko, Klark, Arthur, Mira, Hope / White Tiger, Eurus, Galix, Sobek, Aidan, Sigmund, Jax, Rock
  1641. 4 23 17:59:06 <DamienLunas> roll off
  1642. 4 23 17:59:08 <DamienLunas> for galix and sobek
  1643. 4 23 17:59:20 <Klark> 1d10
  1644. 4 23 17:59:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d10: 5 [1d10=5]
  1645. 4 23 18:01:10 <DamienLunas> hope
  1646. 4 23 18:01:11 <DamienLunas> roll off
  1647. 4 23 18:01:43 <HopeIsThePope> 1d10
  1648. 4 23 18:01:43 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d10: 5 [1d10=5]
  1649. 4 23 18:01:47 <Klark> 1d10
  1650. 4 23 18:01:48 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d10: 4 [1d10=4]
  1651. 4 23 18:01:55 <HopeIsThePope> 1d10
  1652. 4 23 18:01:55 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d10: 7 [1d10=7]
  1653. 4 23 18:02:02 <DamienLunas> k
  1654. 4 23 18:02:04 <DamienLunas> saru
  1655. 4 23 18:02:05 <DamienLunas> go
  1656. 4 23 18:03:16 <HopeIsThePope> (Saru?)
  1657. 4 23 18:03:59 <Saru> (sorry, froze up on me)
  1658. 4 23 18:04:42  Saru figures out what this dumb cat can do. (Intuitive Read again, 7 moves(
  1659. 4 23 18:04:46 <DamienLunas> http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=ETTk83qis0w
  1660. 4 23 18:05:44 <Arthur> (seriously? mokou? she probably doesn't even HAVE pants)
  1661. 4 23 18:05:58 <DamienLunas> Thunder Fang, Fire Fang, Extremespeed, Flare Blitz, Crunch, Take Down, Reversal
  1662. 4 23 18:06:26 <DamienLunas> (btw you guys are so lucky you stunlocked genbu)
  1663. 4 23 18:06:29 <DamienLunas> (he had stockpile.)
  1664. 4 23 18:06:35 <HopeIsThePope> (Derp)
  1665. 4 23 18:06:38 <Klark> (Mother of god)
  1666. 4 23 18:06:50 <Happy> (bueno.jpg)
  1667. 4 23 18:06:51 <DamienLunas> (and synthesis. and swallow)
  1668. 4 23 18:06:59 <DamienLunas> Six go
  1669. 4 23 18:07:14 <HopeIsThePope> (Hope moves to the side and passes when her turn comes up, brb a moment)
  1670. 4 23 18:07:30  Six stands by this turn again, and observes..
  1671. 4 23 18:07:47  Klark Moves into a defensive blah blah not grouping too close.
  1672. 4 23 18:08:02 <DamienLunas> Arthur mira hope
  1673. 4 23 18:08:07 <DamienLunas> oh hope said.
  1674. 4 23 18:08:09 <DamienLunas> mira
  1675. 4 23 18:08:13 <DamienLunas> and arthur
  1676. 4 23 18:08:15  Arthur starts up with the zapping.
  1677. 4 23 18:08:17 <Mira> Morale Blessing, SP. ATK ++
  1678. 4 23 18:09:18 <Arthur> (Column hits a lot sideways)
  1679. 4 23 18:09:24 <Arthur> (But what does it do up-ways)
  1680. 4 23 18:10:17 <DamienLunas> roll it arthur
  1681. 4 23 18:10:23 <Arthur> (>roll thunder wave)
  1682. 4 23 18:10:28 <DamienLunas> you just said zapping
  1683. 4 23 18:10:34 <DamienLunas> you didn't say you used thunder wave
  1684. 4 23 18:10:38 <DamienLunas> anyway...
  1685. 4 23 18:10:51 <DamienLunas> it eats its lum berry
  1686. 4 23 18:11:00 <DamienLunas> mira boosts everyone's SPA
  1687. 4 23 18:11:09 <DamienLunas> White Tiger's turn
  1688. 4 23 18:11:55 <DamienLunas> it looks over its targets...
  1689. 4 23 18:11:57 <DamienLunas> and thunder fangs galix
  1690. 4 23 18:11:58 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  1691. 4 23 18:12:00 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  1692. 4 23 18:12:01 <Arthur> 1d20 aqua jet
  1693. 4 23 18:12:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, aqua jet: 3 [1d20=3]
  1694. 4 23 18:12:04 <Arthur> (DERP)
  1695. 4 23 18:12:05 <DamienLunas> misses
  1696. 4 23 18:12:07 <DamienLunas> also
  1697. 4 23 18:12:10 <DamienLunas> I forgot to mention
  1698. 4 23 18:12:12 <DamienLunas> on byakko's turn
  1699. 4 23 18:12:14 <DamienLunas> she snaps her fingers
  1700. 4 23 18:12:22 <DamienLunas> and White Tiger starts burning brightly
  1701. 4 23 18:12:38 <DamienLunas> 2d20+32
  1702. 4 23 18:12:39 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d20+32: 45 [2d20=2,11]
  1703. 4 23 18:12:40 <Arthur> (...motherfucker she's signer, isn't she)
  1704. 4 23 18:12:48 <DamienLunas> (nnno.)
  1705. 4 23 18:12:48 <HopeIsThePope> (Back)
  1706. 4 23 18:12:57 <Klark> (Galix is kaput I think.)
  1707. 4 23 18:12:58 <DamienLunas> (galix is being thunder fanged)
  1708. 4 23 18:13:02 <Six> (obviously she is a Breeder)
  1709. 4 23 18:13:23 <HopeIsThePope> (Oh, thunder fang, huh)
  1710. 4 23 18:13:34 <Arthur> (i wouldn't put mystic/breeder past DL, but she's also rider and POSSIBLY firebreather)
  1711. 4 23 18:13:44 <Arthur> (or godspeaker.)
  1712. 4 23 18:13:50 <Six> (I was just making a joke :B )
  1713. 4 23 18:13:54 <HopeIsThePope> Galix takes the hit hard, but is still up!
  1714. 4 23 18:14:46 <DamienLunas> amazing
  1715. 4 23 18:14:50 <DamienLunas> Eurus used aqua jet
  1716. 4 23 18:14:52 <DamienLunas> Galix's turn
  1717. 4 23 18:14:58 <HopeIsThePope> "Bubblebeam!"
  1718. 4 23 18:14:59 <HopeIsThePope> 1d20
  1719. 4 23 18:15:00 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  1720. 4 23 18:15:05 <DamienLunas> 1d20 extremespeed
  1721. 4 23 18:15:06 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, extremespeed: 9 [1d20=9]
  1722. 4 23 18:15:15 <HopeIsThePope> Hits
  1723. 4 23 18:15:19 <Klark> (Awww.)
  1724. 4 23 18:15:24 <DamienLunas> 5d10+32
  1725. 4 23 18:15:26 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10+32: 62 [5d10=10,8,2,5,5]
  1726. 4 23 18:15:39 <HopeIsThePope> The Starmie gets ready to lay a beat down, but gets taken out!
  1727. 4 23 18:15:47 <DamienLunas> Sobek's turn
  1728. 4 23 18:16:06 <Klark> "Go under Sobek!" (Diggan.)
  1729. 4 23 18:16:12 <DamienLunas> sobek digs!
  1730. 4 23 18:16:16 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  1731. 4 23 18:16:52 <Mira> "Use fire spin!"
  1732. 4 23 18:16:59 <DamienLunas> (o.o)
  1733. 4 23 18:17:09 <Mira> 1d20 c'mon trap
  1734. 4 23 18:17:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, c'mon trap: 2 [1d20=2]
  1735. 4 23 18:17:14 <Klark> (...What if it has flashfire?)
  1736. 4 23 18:17:14 <Mira> (fuck)
  1737. 4 23 18:17:16 <Arthur> (are you sure about that. arcanine gets flash fire you know)
  1738. 4 23 18:17:19 <DamienLunas> uhh, you miss anyway but it has flash fire
  1739. 4 23 18:17:26 <DamienLunas> which was already activated by byakko on her turn
  1740. 4 23 18:18:11 <DamienLunas> (still you got that 2 out of the way.)
  1741. 4 23 18:18:12 <DamienLunas> Sigmund
  1742. 4 23 18:18:15 <Mira> (flash fire does not work that way)
  1743. 4 23 18:18:23 <Arthur> (doesn't it?)
  1744. 4 23 18:18:27 <Arthur> (she used ember or something)
  1745. 4 23 18:18:33 <Klark> (If she shot it with- yeah)
  1746. 4 23 18:18:34 <DamienLunas> it does now mira, stark changed it
  1747. 4 23 18:18:41 <DamienLunas> and yeah that's what she did
  1748. 4 23 18:18:42 <HopeIsThePope> (Flash fire is just immunity, it doesn't have to be activated first)
  1749. 4 23 18:18:43 <DamienLunas> she used ember
  1750. 4 23 18:18:45 <Arthur> (just like i zap scirocco to increase stats)
  1751. 4 23 18:19:01 <DamienLunas> (wait oh god... RAW flash fire doesn't stop stacking)
  1752. 4 23 18:19:06 <DamienLunas> (I rule it does.)
  1753. 4 23 18:19:09 <Mira> (ffffwuat)
  1754. 4 23 18:19:15 <Arthur> (yes that's why i am sort of nervous. also mailing stark)
  1755. 4 23 18:19:17 <DamienLunas> (but you missed anyway. Sigmund's turn)
  1756. 4 23 18:19:26 <Six> (stacking?)
  1757. 4 23 18:19:47 <DamienLunas> (you can technically use ember on it every turn and just keep getting more and more and more stab and oh jesus this thing is already going to do ludicrous damage just with one)
  1758. 4 23 18:19:58 <DamienLunas> Sigmund's turn
  1759. 4 23 18:20:02 <DamienLunas> who is sigmund
  1760. 4 23 18:20:07 <DamienLunas> why is it not doing anything
  1761. 4 23 18:20:10 <DamienLunas> oh it's saru
  1762. 4 23 18:20:20 <Saru> Dragon Dance
  1763. 4 23 18:20:34 <DamienLunas> what's his speed now
  1764. 4 23 18:20:36 <DamienLunas> Jax's turn
  1765. 4 23 18:20:43 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru, Six, Byakko, Klark, Arthur, Mira, Hope / White Tiger, Eurus, Galix, Sobek, Aidan, Sigmund, Jax, Rock
  1766. 4 23 18:20:44 <Saru> (Spd 20)
  1767. 4 23 18:20:52 <Six> 2#1d20 c'mooooooon HIT
  1768. 4 23 18:20:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, c'mooooooon HIT: 8 [1d20=8], 11 [1d20=11]
  1769. 4 23 18:21:10 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru, Six, Byakko, Klark, Arthur, Mira, Hope / White Tiger, Eurus, Sigmund, Galix, Sobek, Aidan, Jax, Rock
  1770. 4 23 18:21:12 <DamienLunas> hits both
  1771. 4 23 18:21:40 <Six> 8d6+1d12+40
  1772. 4 23 18:21:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 8d6+1d12+40: 77 [8d6=6,1,6,6,4,5,3,1; 1d12=5]
  1773. 4 23 18:21:53 <HopeIsThePope> (Bonemerang?)
  1774. 4 23 18:22:00 <Six> (yep)
  1775. 4 23 18:22:01 <DamienLunas> (you're only adding attack once right six)
  1776. 4 23 18:22:08 <Six> (yep. :D)
  1777. 4 23 18:22:11 <HopeIsThePope> (Thick club =D)
  1778. 4 23 18:22:17 <Klark> (Wha-OOOH)
  1779. 4 23 18:22:51 <DamienLunas> Both hit powerfully
  1780. 4 23 18:23:13 <DamienLunas> Rock's turn klark
  1781. 4 23 18:23:17 <Klark> "Helkion Rock Slide!"
  1782. 4 23 18:23:20 <Klark> 1d20
  1783. 4 23 18:23:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  1784. 4 23 18:23:24 <DamienLunas> flinch!
  1785. 4 23 18:23:28 <DamienLunas> but... it already moved anyway!
  1786. 4 23 18:23:36 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  1787. 4 23 18:23:52 <Klark> 6d10+20
  1788. 4 23 18:23:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 6d10+20: 50 [6d10=6,9,1,7,5,2]
  1789. 4 23 18:24:21 <DamienLunas> ouchies
  1790. 4 23 18:24:46 <DamienLunas> next
  1791. 4 23 18:24:48 <DamienLunas> new round
  1792. 4 23 18:24:49 <DamienLunas> saru's turn
  1793. 4 23 18:25:39 <Saru> (hold action to see if Byakko does anything)
  1794. 4 23 18:26:05 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1795. 4 23 18:26:05  Six passes.
  1796. 4 23 18:26:10 <Saru> (i think im lagging)
  1797. 4 23 18:26:21 <Saru> (because im responding pretty quickly after i see my turn get called)
  1798. 4 23 18:26:27 <Klark> (Save heals or get Galix back up?
  1799. 4 23 18:26:35 <HopeIsThePope> (I'll return her)
  1800. 4 23 18:26:38 <HopeIsThePope> (Him)
  1801. 4 23 18:26:41 <HopeIsThePope> (It)
  1802. 4 23 18:26:43 <Klark> (Pass then.)
  1803. 4 23 18:27:00 <HopeIsThePope> (No need to waste heals when it has thunder fang. I have a better idea)
  1804. 4 23 18:27:04 <DamienLunas> Byakko gathers energy in her palms
  1805. 4 23 18:27:12 <DamienLunas> and fires a blinding flash of light
  1806. 4 23 18:27:19 <DamienLunas> at the rock
  1807. 4 23 18:27:22 <DamienLunas> 1d20 flash cannon
  1808. 4 23 18:27:23 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, flash cannon: 9 [1d20=9]
  1809. 4 23 18:27:32 <DamienLunas> 5d10+12
  1810. 4 23 18:27:34 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10+12: 47 [5d10=7,8,7,8,5]
  1811. 4 23 18:27:39 <DamienLunas> super effective
  1812. 4 23 18:28:13 <Klark> (Special?)
  1813. 4 23 18:28:15 <DamienLunas> yes
  1814. 4 23 18:28:17 <DamienLunas> it's flash cannon
  1815. 4 23 18:28:45 <Klark> (S-s-s-sturdy)
  1816. 4 23 18:29:00 <DamienLunas> "Persistent little thing, isn't it~"
  1817. 4 23 18:29:19  Klark Grins.
  1818. 4 23 18:29:39 <DamienLunas> (I view byakko's voice sounding like Juri from Street Fighter 4)
  1819. 4 23 18:30:11  Arthur ACTUALLY FINALLY paralyzes the stupid dog.
  1820. 4 23 18:30:36 <DamienLunas> Mira and hope
  1821. 4 23 18:30:47 <DamienLunas> also dog drops to...
  1822. 4 23 18:30:57 <DamienLunas> how much speed is aidan mira
  1823. 4 23 18:31:02 <Mira> 19
  1824. 4 23 18:31:06  HopeIsThePope returns Galix and sends out Kumiho, speed 19. Eccentric into the Arcanine.
  1825. 4 23 18:31:18 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru, Six, Byakko, Klark, Arthur, Mira, Hope / Eurus, Sigmund, Galix, Sobek, Aidan, White Tiger, Jax, Rock
  1826. 4 23 18:31:23 <DamienLunas> roll speed tie hope
  1827. 4 23 18:31:27 <HopeIsThePope> 1d10
  1828. 4 23 18:31:27 <Mira> 1d10
  1829. 4 23 18:31:28 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, 1d10: 5 [1d10=5]
  1830. 4 23 18:31:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 1d10: 6 [1d10=6]
  1831. 4 23 18:31:31 <Mira> yaay
  1832. 4 23 18:31:35  Mira passes
  1833. 4 23 18:31:57 <HopeIsThePope> "Let's do this, Kumiho!"
  1834. 4 23 18:32:03 * DamienLunas has changed the topic to: Saru, Six, Byakko, Klark, Arthur, Mira, Hope / Eurus, Sigmund, Sobek, Aidan, Kumiho, White Tiger, Jax, Rock
  1835. 4 23 18:32:14 <DamienLunas> "Double the pleasure, eh?"
  1836. 4 23 18:32:18 <Saru> (thats better, i was lagging)
  1837. 4 23 18:32:28 <DamienLunas> Eurus's turn
  1838. 4 23 18:32:35 <Arthur> 1d20 aqua tail?
  1839. 4 23 18:32:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, aqua tail?: 13 [1d20=13]
  1840. 4 23 18:32:39 <DamienLunas> hits!
  1841. 4 23 18:32:42 <Arthur> 3d20+19
  1842. 4 23 18:32:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, 3d20+19: 33 [3d20=4,8,2]
  1843. 4 23 18:32:53 <Arthur> (why do you betray me dicemaid)
  1844. 4 23 18:34:11 <DamienLunas> it growls angrily
  1845. 4 23 18:34:12 <DamienLunas> Sigmund
  1846. 4 23 18:34:19 <Saru> 1d20 Zen Headbutt
  1847. 4 23 18:34:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Zen Headbutt: 10 [1d20=10]
  1848. 4 23 18:34:26 <DamienLunas> hit
  1849. 4 23 18:34:44 <Saru> "You got this, Sigmund!"
  1850. 4 23 18:34:46 <Saru> 5d10+25+7d10
  1851. 4 23 18:34:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 5d10+25+7d10: 87 [5d10=6,5,3,7,6; 7d10=2,6,4,1,3,9,10]
  1852. 4 23 18:35:20 <DamienLunas> Sigmund delivers a strong hit!
  1853. 4 23 18:35:35 <DamienLunas> Sobek's turn
  1854. 4 23 18:35:44 <Klark> 1d20 dig?
  1855. 4 23 18:35:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, dig?: 6 [1d20=6]
  1856. 4 23 18:35:54 <DamienLunas> miss
  1857. 4 23 18:36:04 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn, mira
  1858. 4 23 18:36:11 <Mira> 1d20 aurora biiimu
  1859. 4 23 18:36:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, aurora biiimu: 12 [1d20=12]
  1860. 4 23 18:36:16 <Mira> (hit?)
  1861. 4 23 18:36:20 <DamienLunas> yes
  1862. 4 23 18:36:25 <DamienLunas> but it's not very effective
  1863. 4 23 18:36:33 <Mira> (hey damien)
  1864. 4 23 18:36:35 <Mira> (hey damien)
  1865. 4 23 18:36:37 <Mira> (tinted lens)
  1866. 4 23 18:36:39 <Mira> :3c
  1867. 4 23 18:36:43 <DamienLunas> oh snap
  1868. 4 23 18:36:46 <DamienLunas> clever girl
  1869. 4 23 18:36:53 <DamienLunas> roll damage :D
  1870. 4 23 18:37:19 <Mira> 2d20+33
  1871. 4 23 18:37:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d20+33: 54 [2d20=12,9]
  1872. 4 23 18:37:54 <DamienLunas> a strong hit from aidan
  1873. 4 23 18:37:59 <DamienLunas> Kumiho's turn
  1874. 4 23 18:38:26 <HopeIsThePope> (Let's see... just the moves you listed earlier?)
  1875. 4 23 18:38:40 <DamienLunas> (:3c)
  1876. 4 23 18:38:54 <HopeIsThePope> (:3c)
  1877. 4 23 18:39:32 <HopeIsThePope> If DL won't give me the full move list, then Crunch it is.
  1878. 4 23 18:39:36 <Mira> (while you're :3cing at each other, I'ma get food)
  1879. 4 23 18:39:42 <Happy> (:3c food)
  1880. 4 23 18:39:45 <HopeIsThePope> "Tear into it with your fangs!"
  1881. 4 23 18:39:47 <HopeIsThePope> 1d20 Crunch
  1882. 4 23 18:39:48 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, Crunch: 4 [1d20=4]
  1883. 4 23 18:40:01 <DamienLunas> (mira could get the full move list if she used her knowledge thingy)
  1884. 4 23 18:40:04 <DamienLunas> miss
  1885. 4 23 18:40:17 <Saru> (so thats what they're calling it these days)
  1886. 4 23 18:40:27 <DamienLunas> white tiger moved
  1887. 4 23 18:40:33 <DamienLunas> Jax's turn
  1888. 4 23 18:40:45 <Six> 1d20 stone edge pplz don't miss ;o;
  1889. 4 23 18:40:46 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, stone edge pplz don't miss: 11 [1d20=11]
  1890. 4 23 18:40:49 <DamienLunas> hits!
  1891. 4 23 18:40:55 <Six> 4d20+40
  1892. 4 23 18:40:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 4d20+40: 75 [4d20=7,11,9,8]
  1893. 4 23 18:41:24 <DamienLunas> a powerful blow from Jax that shakes the room
  1894. 4 23 18:41:26 <DamienLunas> but it's still up
  1895. 4 23 18:41:28 <DamienLunas> Rock's turn
  1896. 4 23 18:41:44 <Klark> "Shower it in crystals!"
  1897. 4 23 18:41:49 <Klark> 1d20 Powergen
  1898. 4 23 18:41:50 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Powergen: 6 [1d20=6]
  1899. 4 23 18:41:55 <DamienLunas> ac 2 right?
  1900. 4 23 18:42:02 <DamienLunas> that'll hit
  1901. 4 23 18:42:03 <Klark> si
  1902. 4 23 18:42:08 <DamienLunas> it's special though
  1903. 4 23 18:42:25 <Klark> 2d20+1d10+6
  1904. 4 23 18:42:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 2d20+1d10+6: 32 [2d20=3,17; 1d10=6]
  1905. 4 23 18:43:25 <DamienLunas> still not a bad hit
  1906. 4 23 18:43:28 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  1907. 4 23 18:43:41  Saru aims a flying kick at Byakko
  1908. 4 23 18:43:42 <Saru> 1d20
  1909. 4 23 18:43:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  1910. 4 23 18:43:47 <DamienLunas> hits!
  1911. 4 23 18:44:00 <Saru> 3d20+14
  1912. 4 23 18:44:01 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 3d20+14: 56 [3d20=20,8,14]
  1913. 4 23 18:44:54 <DamienLunas> She stumbles back as you kick her body, but gets right back to her feet.
  1914. 4 23 18:44:56 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  1915. 4 23 18:45:50  Six follows on Saru's lead and punches her D:<
  1916. 4 23 18:45:53 <Six> 2d20+25
  1917. 4 23 18:45:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2d20+25: 44 [2d20=2,17]
  1918. 4 23 18:46:14 <DamienLunas> She licks her bloodied lip, "Hurts so good~"
  1919. 4 23 18:46:31 <DamienLunas> "Let me share it with you..."
  1920. 4 23 18:46:36 <DamienLunas> 1d20 lava plume
  1921. 4 23 18:46:37 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, lava plume: 12 [1d20=12]
  1922. 4 23 18:46:52 <DamienLunas> 5d10+12
  1923. 4 23 18:46:54 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 5d10+12: 41 [5d10=8,5,10,4,2]
  1924. 4 23 18:47:08 <DamienLunas> hits saru and six
  1925. 4 23 18:47:20 <DamienLunas> klark's turn
  1926. 4 23 18:47:31 <Saru> "OW HOT HOT HOT!"
  1927. 4 23 18:47:43 <Klark> (Ohgoddeathbylava)
  1928. 4 23 18:47:47 <Klark> (Pass)
  1929. 4 23 18:47:58  Six patpats Saru furiously to put out the fire D:
  1930. 4 23 18:48:07 <Six> (wait hold up)
  1931. 4 23 18:48:23 <Six> (lava plume is single target)
  1932. 4 23 18:48:44 <DamienLunas> (wait what?)
  1933. 4 23 18:49:03 <DamienLunas> (oh geez.)
  1934. 4 23 18:49:11 <DamienLunas> (i've been doing this shit wrong since ARTHUR JOINED)
  1935. 4 23 18:49:20 <DamienLunas> (can I change my move? :3c)
  1936. 4 23 18:49:29 <DamienLunas> (or would you guys dislike it)
  1937. 4 23 18:49:37 <Arthur> (you're the GM. this is boss.)
  1938. 4 23 18:49:49 <Six> (GM is lord, GM is death, GM is savior)
  1939. 4 23 18:49:51 <DamienLunas> 1d20 she embers the rock then.
  1940. 4 23 18:49:53 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, she embers the rock then.: 7 [1d20=7]
  1941. 4 23 18:49:56 <Arthur> (but I am the only person ever who is just pretty okay with any number of boss shenanigans)
  1942. 4 23 18:49:58 <DamienLunas> does that hit his sdef?
  1943. 4 23 18:50:04 <Klark> (Yep =()
  1944. 4 23 18:50:12 <DamienLunas> she snaps her fingers and in a puff of flame he's out
  1945. 4 23 18:50:12 <Saru> (sad :C but fair)
  1946. 4 23 18:50:14 <DamienLunas> 2d10+13
  1947. 4 23 18:50:15 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 2d10+13: 28 [2d10=9,6]
  1948. 4 23 18:50:24 <DamienLunas> (it was what I was gonna do but I forgot so I was like shit improvsise)
  1949. 4 23 18:50:30 <Saru> (retcon the OW HOT)
  1950. 4 23 18:50:38 <DamienLunas> Klark's turn
  1951. 4 23 18:50:46 <Six> (retcon the patting Saru furiously)
  1952. 4 23 18:50:50 <DamienLunas> oh he pass
  1953. 4 23 18:50:52 <DamienLunas> arthur's turn
  1954. 4 23 18:51:00 <Klark> (ehy can I throw somethign out then?)
  1955. 4 23 18:51:03 <Arthur> 1d20 NOW IT BEGINS ONCE MORE
  1956. 4 23 18:51:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, NOW IT BEGINS ONCE MORE: 3 [1d20=3]
  1957. 4 23 18:51:06 <DamienLunas> (no problem)
  1958. 4 23 18:51:09 <DamienLunas> IT BEGINS
  1959. 4 23 18:51:09  HopeIsThePope passes again.
  1960. 4 23 18:51:12 <Arthur> (whiff)
  1961. 4 23 18:51:13 <Saru> (yeah, it does. derpmaid)
  1962. 4 23 18:51:16 <DamienLunas> (mira want to do anything?)
  1963. 4 23 18:51:22 <Klark> (Return Rock, Replace with Rem. Spd 6)
  1964. 4 23 18:51:28 <Mira> (nope)
  1965. 4 23 18:51:34 <DamienLunas> (okay then.)
  1966. 4 23 18:51:41 <DamienLunas> (OH DID EVERYONE BOOST THEIR SPA BY ONE STAGE)
  1967. 4 23 18:51:45 <DamienLunas> (you better have remembered it.)
  1968. 4 23 18:51:47 <Mira> (yes)
  1969. 4 23 18:51:49 <DamienLunas> (if not tell me what the bonus damage was)
  1970. 4 23 18:51:53 <DamienLunas> (and I'll add it in now)
  1971. 4 23 18:51:58 <DamienLunas> Eurus's turn
  1972. 4 23 18:52:02 <Klark> (Oh. +1 from rock attack)
  1973. 4 23 18:52:13 <Saru> (>implying Sigmunds SPA isnt crap even with a +1 CS)
  1974. 4 23 18:52:26 <DamienLunas> aidan's loving that tinted lens it seems
  1975. 4 23 18:52:32 <Mira> (:3c)
  1976. 4 23 18:52:33 <Klark> (oh and derp not Rem Pomona, spd 3.)
  1977. 4 23 18:52:37 <DamienLunas> ok
  1978. 4 23 18:52:44 <DamienLunas> Eurus's turn arthur
  1979. 4 23 18:52:48 <Klark> (Never seperate the dino bros. =3)
  1980. 4 23 18:52:56 <Arthur> 1d20 MORE AQUA JET
  1981. 4 23 18:52:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, MORE AQUA JET: 19 [1d20=19]
  1982. 4 23 18:53:08 <Arthur> 2d10+19 in before it does more damage than a 3d20
  1983. 4 23 18:53:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, in before it does more damage than a 3d20: 31 [2d10=2,10]
  1984. 4 23 18:53:36 <Saru> (Bros before missingno.s)
  1985. 4 23 18:53:58 <DamienLunas> it hits but it's still ready to go
  1986. 4 23 18:54:00 <DamienLunas> sigmund's turn
  1987. 4 23 18:54:35 <Saru> 1d20 Submission
  1988. 4 23 18:54:35 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, Submission: 19 [1d20=19]
  1989. 4 23 18:54:40 <DamienLunas> hits
  1990. 4 23 18:54:43 <Saru> (oh shit it hit)
  1991. 4 23 18:54:51 <DamienLunas> roll damage
  1992. 4 23 18:54:52 <Saru> 5d10+25
  1993. 4 23 18:54:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 5d10+25: 54 [5d10=2,5,10,7,5]
  1994. 4 23 18:55:20 <DamienLunas> it slams into it
  1995. 4 23 18:55:23 <DamienLunas> Sobek's turn
  1996. 4 23 18:55:41 <Klark> "Trap it!"
  1997. 4 23 18:55:41 <Saru> (yay rockhead, no damage~)
  1998. 4 23 18:55:44 <Klark> 1d20 Sand tomb
  1999. 4 23 18:55:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, Sand tomb: 10 [1d20=10]
  2000. 4 23 18:55:48 <DamienLunas> hits!
  2001. 4 23 18:56:01 <DamienLunas> how long is it trapped for
  2002. 4 23 18:56:02 <Klark> 1d8+1d10+19
  2003. 4 23 18:56:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d8+1d10+19: 26 [1d8=4; 1d10=3]
  2004. 4 23 18:56:10 <Klark> 1d4+1
  2005. 4 23 18:56:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d4+1: 5 [1d4=4]
  2006. 4 23 18:56:15 <Klark> (Forever)
  2007. 4 23 18:56:33 <DamienLunas> or until it faints
  2008. 4 23 18:56:35 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  2009. 4 23 18:56:51 <Mira> 1d20 all my moves are still fire so gust
  2010. 4 23 18:56:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, all my moves are still fire so gust: 20 [1d20=20]
  2011. 4 23 18:56:56 <Mira> (...dicemaid)
  2012. 4 23 18:57:01 <Mira> (fuck. you.)
  2013. 4 23 18:57:07 <Arthur> (ahaha oh dicemaid)
  2014. 4 23 18:57:13 <DamienLunas> how much damage
  2015. 4 23 18:57:14 <Mira> 63 damage in any case
  2016. 4 23 18:57:22 <Saru> (dicemaid, always trolling even when you hit)
  2017. 4 23 18:57:23 <HopeIsThePope> 1d20 "Take it down!"
  2018. 4 23 18:57:24 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeIsThePope, "Take it down!": 3 [1d20=3]
  2019. 4 23 18:57:24 <DamienLunas> mfw more damage than the aqua jet
  2020. 4 23 18:57:33 <HopeIsThePope> (Stole my 20)
  2021. 4 23 18:57:37 <Arthur> (It's...some sort of balance)
  2022. 4 23 18:57:42 <DamienLunas> 1d20 paralyze derp
  2023. 4 23 18:57:43 <Arthur> (Being as trolol genbu)
  2024. 4 23 18:57:44 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, paralyze derp: 7 [1d20=7]
  2025. 4 23 18:57:47 <DamienLunas> succeeds!
  2026. 4 23 18:58:05 <HopeIsThePope> (Hasn't it been two turns?)
  2027. 4 23 18:58:19 <DamienLunas> it's been one
  2028. 4 23 18:58:31 <DamienLunas> The white tiger...
  2029. 4 23 18:58:54 <Mira> ...
  2030. 4 23 18:59:01 <DamienLunas> trying to figure out what's in melee
  2031. 4 23 18:59:07 <HopeIsThePope> (Kumiho)
  2032. 4 23 18:59:13 <Saru> (Sigmund, who is a shelgon)
  2033. 4 23 18:59:26 <Saru> (since he keeps whacking it with his head... shell? whatever)
  2034. 4 23 18:59:43 <DamienLunas> it uses FACADE on sigmund
  2035. 4 23 18:59:45 <DamienLunas> 1d20
  2036. 4 23 18:59:47 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  2037. 4 23 19:00:01 <DamienLunas> 6d20+32
  2038. 4 23 19:00:01 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, 6d20+32: 126 [6d20=12,19,16,14,18,15]
  2039. 4 23 19:00:06 <DamienLunas> (holy shit dicemaid)
  2040. 4 23 19:00:10 <Saru> "Protect!"
  2041. 4 23 19:00:24 <DamienLunas> Sigmund stands his ground and hides in his strong shell!
  2042. 4 23 19:00:31 <DamienLunas> Jax's turn
  2043. 4 23 19:00:38 <Saru> (KLONK)
  2044. 4 23 19:00:46 <Six> 1d20 KLONL
  2045. 4 23 19:00:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, KLONL: 13 [1d20=13]
  2046. 4 23 19:00:53 <Six> (ac5)
  2047. 4 23 19:01:03 <Six> (Should still hit I think )
  2048. 4 23 19:01:04 <DamienLunas> hits
  2049. 4 23 19:01:08 <DamienLunas> what was that
  2050. 4 23 19:01:20 <Six> 2d20+1d12+40
  2051. 4 23 19:01:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2d20+1d12+40: 62 [2d20=1,19; 1d12=2]
  2052. 4 23 19:01:23 <DamienLunas> bone club?
  2053. 4 23 19:01:23 <Six> Bone club
  2054. 4 23 19:01:30 <DamienLunas> KLONKD
  2055. 4 23 19:02:02 <DamienLunas> Klark
  2056. 4 23 19:02:03 <Klark> "Rock Throw!"
  2057. 4 23 19:02:04 <DamienLunas> your thingie's turn
  2058. 4 23 19:02:05 <Klark> 1d20
  2059. 4 23 19:02:05 <Six> (dem se attacks)
  2060. 4 23 19:02:06 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  2061. 4 23 19:02:11 <DamienLunas> whatever it is
  2062. 4 23 19:02:22 <Klark> 4d6+1d8+23
  2063. 4 23 19:02:23 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 4d6+1d8+23: 44 [4d6=1,6,6,2; 1d8=6]
  2064. 4 23 19:02:25 <Klark> (My sudo)
  2065. 4 23 19:02:36 <HopeIsThePope> (Hope will pass again. :3c)
  2066. 4 23 19:02:41 <DamienLunas> Saru's turn
  2067. 4 23 19:02:55 <Arthur> 1d20 you sort of skipped me NOT LIKE FEATHERDANCE HITS ANYWAY
  2068. 4 23 19:02:55 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, you sort of skipped me NOT LIKE FEATHERDANCE HITS ANYWAY: 3 [1d20=3]
  2069. 4 23 19:03:03 <Arthur> (how many shinies is that)
  2070. 4 23 19:03:10 <DamienLunas> who knows
  2071. 4 23 19:03:11 <Saru> 1d20 'Chete
  2072. 4 23 19:03:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 'Chete: 10 [1d20=10]
  2073. 4 23 19:03:15 <DamienLunas> hits
  2074. 4 23 19:03:32 <Saru> 2d20+17
  2075. 4 23 19:03:32 <DiceMaid-9001> Saru, 2d20+17: 42 [2d20=11,14]
  2076. 4 23 19:03:38 <DamienLunas> on byakko?
  2077. 4 23 19:03:42 <Saru> (yeah)
  2078. 4 23 19:03:46 <Saru> "See how you like this!"
  2079. 4 23 19:04:11 <DamienLunas> She takes a cut from it, "Mmmm, I love it"
  2080. 4 23 19:04:36 <DamienLunas> Six's turn
  2081. 4 23 19:04:52 <Six> 2d20+25
  2082. 4 23 19:04:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Six, 2d20+25: 43 [2d20=15,3]
  2083. 4 23 19:05:01 <Six> "Stop getting off on us hitting you geez!"
  2084. 4 23 19:05:08  Six smacks her in the face.
  2085. 4 23 19:05:25 <DamienLunas> "Fine then, I'll get off on hitting you!"
  2086. 4 23 19:05:39 <DamienLunas> 1d20 flamethrower on both of you
  2087. 4 23 19:05:40 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, flamethrower on both of you: 2 [1d20=2]
  2088. 4 23 19:05:44 <Mira> :23c
  2089. 4 23 19:05:46 <DamienLunas> 1d20 prob control
  2090. 4 23 19:05:47 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, prob control: 4 [1d20=4]
  2091. 4 23 19:05:47 <Mira> *:3c
  2092. 4 23 19:05:50 <Mira> :3c
  2093. 4 23 19:05:51 <Saru> (hahaha)
  2094. 4 23 19:06:06 <DamienLunas> 1d20 hey dicemaid wanna make her waste even more health
  2095. 4 23 19:06:07 <DiceMaid-9001> DamienLunas, hey dicemaid wanna make her waste even more health: 6 [1d20=6]
  2096. 4 23 19:06:11 <DamienLunas> hahahaha oh wow
  2097. 4 23 19:06:11 <Arthur> (dicemaid will not allow anyone to be more of a bitch than her)
  2098. 4 23 19:06:12 <Saru> (>miss >let's try that again >dicemaid "Nope")
  2099. 4 23 19:06:25 <Six> (2, 4, 6! Byakko deserves a shiny!)
  2100. 4 23 19:06:41 <DamienLunas> "Bastards! Stay still so I can hit you!"
  2101. 4 23 19:06:42 <Six> (anyway lets finish this fight already)
  2102. 4 23 19:06:51 <Saru> (2, 4, 6, 8! who do we appreciate? dicemaid! (until she screws us again at least))
  2103. 4 23 19:07:02 <DamienLunas> klark's turn
  2104. 4 23 19:07:41 <DamienLunas> (You're actually pretty close to done actually)
  2105. 4 23 19:07:45 <DamienLunas> Arthur?
  2106. 4 23 19:07:52 <Arthur> (already whiffed)
  2107. 4 23 19:07:52 <Klark> (Yeah pass sorry)
  2108. 4 23 19:07:57 <DamienLunas> Mira or hope?
  2109. 4 23 19:08:14 <Mira> pass
  2110. 4 23 19:08:22 <DamienLunas> Eurus's turn arthur
  2111. 4 23 19:08:37 <Arthur> 1d20 dragon rush will probably do more won't it
  2112. 4 23 19:08:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Arthur, dragon rush will probably do more won't it: 20 [1d20=20]
  2113. 4 23 19:08:43 <Arthur> (yes. yes it will)
  2114. 4 23 19:08:43 <Mira> (ahaha)
  2115. 4 23 19:08:47 <DamienLunas> ,,, fuck yeah it will
  2116. 4 23 19:08:52 <DamienLunas> how much
  2117. 4 23 19:08:56 <Saru> (wow)
  2118. 4 23 19:09:02 <Arthur> (...)
  2119. 4 23 19:09:04 <Mira> (dicemaid loev us tonight)
  2120. 4 23 19:09:04 <Arthur> (FUCKING SYMBOLIC)
  2121. 4 23 19:09:07 <Arthur> (108)
  2122. 4 23 19:09:10 <Mira> (YES)
  2123. 4 23 19:09:19 <Arthur> (this is deeeeep_
  2124. 4 23 19:09:51 <DamienLunas> it flinches too
  2125. 4 23 19:09:55 <DamienLunas> srsly jegus
  2126. 4 23 19:09:58 <DamienLunas> Sigmund's turn
  2127. 4 23 19:10:01 <DamienLunas> he protected
  2128. 4 23 19:10:04 <DamienLunas> Sobek's turn
  2129. 4 23 19:10:05 <Saru> (yerp)
  2130. 4 23 19:10:16 <Klark> 1d20 crunch
  2131. 4 23 19:10:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, crunch: 19 [1d20=19]
  2132. 4 23 19:10:20 <Klark> (hahaha)
  2133. 4 23 19:10:26 <Saru> (shit son)
  2134. 4 23 19:10:45 <Klark> 6d10+19
  2135. 4 23 19:10:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Klark, 6d10+19: 50 [6d10=7,7,2,6,7,2]
  2136. 4 23 19:11:14 <DamienLunas> Aidan's turn
  2137. 4 23 19:11:22 <Mira> 1d20 aurora biiimu
  2138. 4 23 19:11:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, aurora biiimu: 8 [1d20=8]
  2139. 4 23 19:11:24 <DamienLunas> Finish It!
  2140. 4 23 19:11:32 <Mira> (please say that hits ;~;)
  2141. 4 23 19:11:36 <DamienLunas> hits
  2142. 4 23 19:11:40 <Mira> 2d20+33
  2143. 4 23 19:11:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Mira, 2d20+33: 41 [2d20=4,4]
  2144. 4 23 19:11:47 <Klark> (Don't forget the denses - 1 stage =D)
  2145. 4 23 19:11:53 <Klark> 9Er defense)
  2146. 4 23 19:11:55 <DamienLunas> that's physical
  2147. 4 23 19:11:57 <DamienLunas> this is special
  2148. 4 23 19:11:59 <DamienLunas> and then
  2149. 4 23 19:12:13 <DamienLunas> Aidan fires his icy beam
  2150. 4 23 19:12:22 <DamienLunas> which chills the white tiger until it falls over defeated
  2151. 4 23 19:12:28 <DamienLunas> "My... white tiger..."
  2152. 4 23 19:12:31 <DamienLunas> "I lost?"
  2153. 4 23 19:12:37 <Arthur> "Yyyyyyep."
  2154. 4 23 19:12:38 <HopeIsThePope> "You were a lot tougher the first time."
  2155. 4 23 19:12:56 <DamienLunas> (it had 736 hp this time)
  2156. 4 23 19:13:03 <Mira> (goddamn wut)
  2157. 4 23 19:13:04 <HopeIsThePope> (Damn)
  2158. 4 23 19:13:08 <HopeIsThePope> (Enduring Souls up in here)
  2159. 4 23 19:13:12 <DamienLunas> (YOU GUYS ARE STRONG OKAY)
  2160. 4 23 19:13:13 <Saru> "You lost."
  2161. 4 23 19:13:18 <DamienLunas> "I did... which means..."
  2162. 4 23 19:13:24  Klark Watches her.
  2163. 4 23 19:13:28 <DamienLunas> "My body belongs to you to do what-e-ver you want with it"
  2164. 4 23 19:13:34 <Happy> (AHAHA)
  2165. 4 23 19:13:36 <Mira> "...Let's move on okay?"
  2166. 4 23 19:13:38 <Klark> "Out the window?"
  2167. 4 23 19:13:39 <Saru> "Really?"
  2168. 4 23 19:13:43  Mira herds everyone towards the door.
  2169. 4 23 19:13:45 <Saru> "Whatever I want?"
  2170. 4 23 19:13:49 <DamienLunas> "Whatever~"
  2171. 4 23 19:13:50 <Mira> "No, Klark, she'd get off on that."
  2172. 4 23 19:13:53  HopeIsThePope crosses her arm, smirking.
  2173. 4 23 19:14:06  Saru puts a hand on her shoulder. And shoves her back into the tub. "Cool off for a bit."
  2174. 4 23 19:14:15  Klark Shrugs.
  2175. 4 23 19:14:23 <Arthur> "..."
  2176. 4 23 19:14:27 <DamienLunas> You shove her into the tub with her dress on
  2177. 4 23 19:14:32 <Arthur> "...You're not going to kill her?"
  2178. 4 23 19:14:38 <HopeIsThePope> "That can come later."
  2179. 4 23 19:14:41 <DamienLunas> "Really, is that the best you can think of?"
  2180. 4 23 19:14:53  Saru shrugs. "I have bigger things to deal with."
  2181. 4 23 19:14:59 <Arthur> "Yes, later. WHEN SHE HAS TIME TO HAVE HEALED AND CHASES US UPSTAIRS."
  2182. 4 23 19:15:18 <Klark> "Why not lock her up like these poor folks?"
  2183. 4 23 19:15:18 <Mira> "I don't think whoever is next would let her."
  2184. 4 23 19:15:29 <Six> "I dunno boss, she's a sneaky one. I think we should finish her now."
  2185. 4 23 19:15:32 <Arthur> "They aren't all that dumb, are they?"
  2186. 4 23 19:15:35 <HopeIsThePope> "Mm, we could chain her up."
  2187. 4 23 19:15:43  Mira shrug.
  2188. 4 23 19:15:43 <DamienLunas> "Now there's a thought..."
  2189. 4 23 19:15:54 <Arthur> "Just...just throw her out the window."
  2190. 4 23 19:15:58 <Six> "We don't want to die at the last second just because we let all of them live as we made our way to the top."
  2191. 4 23 19:15:59 <Arthur> "Not hard."
  2192. 4 23 19:16:16 <Mira> "It's like twenty feet. Wouldn't kill her or anything."
  2193. 4 23 19:16:18 <Arthur> "I mean, I let Genbu pass because he probably couldn't make the stairs without passing out again. But her?"
  2194. 4 23 19:16:42  HopeIsThePope hauls Byakko out of the tub, and over to where the guys are chained up.
  2195. 4 23 19:17:00 <DamienLunas> I didn't say they were guys
  2196. 4 23 19:17:18 <DamienLunas> One of them is :3c
  2197. 4 23 19:17:20 <HopeIsThePope> (Well, the people. :<)
  2198. 4 23 19:17:33  HopeIsThePope sees if she can fasten this harlot in before they just up and leave her.
  2199. 4 23 19:17:34 <DamienLunas> They give a vacant smile, "Lady byakko... you look so beautiful..."
  2200. 4 23 19:17:37 <Klark> "Hmm."
  2201. 4 23 19:17:48 <DamienLunas> "Please play with us more Lady Byakko..."
  2202. 4 23 19:17:52 <Saru> "What did you do to these people?"
  2203. 4 23 19:17:57  Arthur gives a sigh and looks for a whip.
  2204. 4 23 19:18:10 <Arthur> "Seriously, have to strangle her myself."
  2205. 4 23 19:18:15 <DamienLunas> Hope Chains her to the ceiling and floor, "Heh, I didn't do a single thing~"
  2206. 4 23 19:18:24 <Klark> "This might be a little dirty for us but...She loves that White Tiger of hers right?
  2207. 4 23 19:18:27 <DamienLunas> "To their minds anyway."
  2208. 4 23 19:18:30 <HopeIsThePope> "What is this, why do they act that way?"
  2209. 4 23 19:18:46 <HopeIsThePope> "To their auras?"
  2210. 4 23 19:18:48 <DamienLunas> "It's just the mind god gave them. One that respects and understands strength."
  2211. 4 23 19:19:05  HopeIsThePope snorts.
  2212. 4 23 19:19:05  Mira has quit (Quit: )
  2213. 4 23 19:20:03 <HopeIsThePope> "Let's move on."
  2214. 4 23 19:20:38  HopeIsThePope looks at Byakko a moment.
  2215. 4 23 19:20:39 <Saru> "Right. After this, we can deal with her."
  2216. 4 23 19:21:42  HopeIsThePope then turns and follows Saru.
  2217. 4 23 19:21:42  Klark Shrugs. "Going up?"
  2218. 4 23 19:21:55 <DamienLunas> Ascend? Y/N
  2219. 4 23 19:21:58  Saru heads upwards.
  2220. 4 23 19:22:01 <Klark> (Aww no holding her pokemon hostage?)
  2221. 4 23 19:22:04  Arthur doesn't want to get left behind.
  2222. 4 23 19:22:09 <Saru> (oh, i thought we did?)
  2223. 4 23 19:22:16 <Saru> (crap it ate my comment on that)
  2224. 4 23 19:22:21 <Six> (we're not gonna do all the fight tonighs are we?)
  2225. 4 23 19:22:29 <DamienLunas> (definitely not all.)
  2226. 4 23 19:22:37 <DamienLunas> (we could still do suzaku if you're all not feeling tired quite yet)
  2227. 4 23 19:22:43 <Six> (I'm honestly pretty exhausted after all that tree shit)
  2228. 4 23 19:22:43 <DamienLunas> (seiryu would pretty much be out though)
  2229. 4 23 19:22:44 <Arthur> (I
  2230. 4 23 19:22:44 <Klark> (Are we ending it here?)
  2231. 4 23 19:22:49 <HopeIsThePope> (>suzaku isn't the leader)
  2232. 4 23 19:22:51 <HopeIsThePope> (Oh god)
  2233. 4 23 19:22:54 <DamienLunas> (tree shit?)
  2234. 4 23 19:22:54 <Arthur> (I'm...alright, but kinda want to go to bed early)
  2235. 4 23 19:22:59 <Saru> "That's a good idea Klark."
  2236. 4 23 19:23:16 <DamienLunas> "What? No, you can't hurt my white tiger!"
  2237. 4 23 19:23:36  Klark Smiles at her. "Then promise to play nice."
  2238. 4 23 19:23:42 <DamienLunas> (what tree shit though six)
  2239. 4 23 19:23:51 <DamienLunas> "Damn you... you better not hurt him..."
  2240. 4 23 19:23:55 <Saru> (>tree in house)
  2241. 4 23 19:24:00 <DamienLunas> (oh that shit.)
  2242. 4 23 19:24:02 <DamienLunas> (right)
  2243. 4 23 19:24:17 <Saru> (im good to go due to sleeping in til 1pm due to migraine, but we did lose anise and im willing to do what the party is for)
  2244. 4 23 19:24:26 <Saru> (but i am gonna be unavailable next sat :/)
  2245. 4 23 19:24:32 <Klark> (Eh. I wouldn;t mind stopping. Buddy is in town for the weekend...)
  2246. 4 23 19:24:37  Anonymous (Anonymous@sux-5007FB73.jan.bellsouth.net) has joined #TurfWars
  2247. 4 23 19:24:43 <DamienLunas> (Yeah that's why I want to continue, because of the saru not being here next sat)
  2248. 4 23 19:24:43 * Anonymous is now known as HopeDroppedTheSoap
  2249. 4 23 19:24:51 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> !dm9001 lastlines #10
  2250. 4 23 19:24:55 <DamienLunas> (which pretty much means we can't run)
  2251. 4 23 19:25:06 <Six> (oh, shit. Hmm)
  2252. 4 23 19:25:12 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "Be a good girl, Byakko~" she heads towards the door.
  2253. 4 23 19:25:18 <Arthur> (like i said, i'm good either way)
  2254. 4 23 19:25:21 <Saru> (i can do any other night except Friday if needed, i think)
  2255. 4 23 19:25:26 <Six> (Could we do a make-up Monday?)
  2256. 4 23 19:25:26 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "And by that I mean drop dead, but hey."
  2257. 4 23 19:25:33 <Six> (Or rather, an additional)
  2258. 4 23 19:25:34 <Klark> (I am open any day next week that isn;t tuesday)
  2259. 4 23 19:25:43 <DamienLunas> (I doubt other people could though is the problem... but who is open mondays)
  2260. 4 23 19:25:55 <Arthur> (I'm fine, unless I'm suddenly not)
  2261. 4 23 19:25:59  HopeIsThePope has quit (Ping timeout)
  2262. 4 23 19:26:01 <Klark> (I am~)
  2263. 4 23 19:26:06 <DamienLunas> (At the very least, can I introduce Suzaku?)
  2264. 4 23 19:26:09 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> (I'm open)
  2265. 4 23 19:26:11 <Saru> (yeah)
  2266. 4 23 19:26:13 <Arthur> (sure go ahead)
  2267. 4 23 19:26:16 <DamienLunas> Okay then
  2268. 4 23 19:26:26 <DamienLunas> You ascend the staircase
  2269. 4 23 19:26:31 <DamienLunas> immediately once you're all clear
  2270. 4 23 19:26:45 <DamienLunas> A metal barrier comes down hard
  2271. 4 23 19:26:49 <DamienLunas> cutting off the 2nd floor
  2272. 4 23 19:26:53 <Six> (yeah I wanna see this Suzaku bitch. Also, anyone NOT open on Monday then? Sounds like we have most people)
  2273. 4 23 19:26:55 <DamienLunas> forcing you to advance to the third
  2274. 4 23 19:27:22 <Saru> (i think we got a quorom. though i dont get home to approx 6pm Eastern)
  2275. 4 23 19:27:23  HopeDroppedTheSoap ascends.
  2276. 4 23 19:28:01 <DamienLunas> You reach the door to the third floor
  2277. 4 23 19:28:19 <Saru> ([S] Immortals: Ascend)
  2278. 4 23 19:28:54 * Lulu is now known as Kit
  2279. 4 23 19:29:01 <DamienLunas> Open?
  2280. 4 23 19:29:11  Saru throws open the door!
  2281. 4 23 19:29:27 <DamienLunas> Saru opens the door
  2282. 4 23 19:29:32 <DamienLunas> inside is a quiet looking room
  2283. 4 23 19:29:40  Klark Follows the Fearless Leader.
  2284. 4 23 19:30:35 <DamienLunas> A full length mirror, beautiful angelic stained glass windows, a straw mat floor, a simple wooden table with a bowl of burning incense are a few of the things in this meager looking room
  2285. 4 23 19:30:48 <Saru> "Definite change of pace..."
  2286. 4 23 19:31:03  Klark Raises a brow looking around the room.
  2287. 4 23 19:31:18 <DamienLunas> Inside, there is a man on a small mat who sits cross legged with his eyes closed.
  2288. 4 23 19:31:33 <DamienLunas> He rises, and opens his eyes, which are steely blue, like his aura
  2289. 4 23 19:32:13 <DamienLunas> His skin is brown, and his hair long and dark, stretching down to his waist as it is tied in a thick braid.
  2290. 4 23 19:32:14 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "Not a greedy pig like Genbu, or a whore like Byakko... This actually seems humble in comparison."
  2291. 4 23 19:32:36 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/chara_masterasia_a_2747.gif
  2292. 4 23 19:32:46 <DamienLunas> (no not like that at all.)
  2293. 4 23 19:33:08 <Six> "Yes, this is definitely more of what I had in mind when I was thinking about the Shi Ten Ou."
  2294. 4 23 19:33:43 <DamienLunas> He has a very slim build, effeminate even.
  2295. 4 23 19:33:53 <DamienLunas> It'd be difficult to tell if he was a boy or a girl.
  2296. 4 23 19:34:06  Klark Watches the person.
  2297. 4 23 19:34:12 <DamienLunas> He bows with his hands together.
  2298. 4 23 19:34:41 <DamienLunas> "Greetings. My name is Suzaku of the South. Third member of the Shi Ten Ou."
  2299. 4 23 19:34:53 <Saru> (summer wars kid?)
  2300. 4 23 19:35:05  HopeDroppedTheSoap hesitates, wondering if she should even show him mutual respect.
  2301. 4 23 19:35:37 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> 1d100
  2302. 4 23 19:35:38 <DiceMaid-9001> HopeDroppedTheSoap, 1d100: 57 [1d100=57]
  2303. 4 23 19:35:41 <Arthur> "...So why are you with them?"
  2304. 4 23 19:35:42  Six does not hesitate
  2305. 4 23 19:36:03 <Arthur> "Why do you condone everything else going on here?"
  2306. 4 23 19:36:10 <DamienLunas> ( http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/9/109101.jpg )
  2307. 4 23 19:36:17 <Six> "So old man, we've beat two of your comrades already. You're next. Ready?"
  2308. 4 23 19:36:21 <DamienLunas> (kind of like that.)
  2309. 4 23 19:36:29 <Happy> (>old man)
  2310. 4 23 19:36:46 <DamienLunas> "I don't. Not exactly."
  2311. 4 23 19:36:46 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> (I think Six was thrown off by me posting Master Asia)
  2312. 4 23 19:36:53  HopeDroppedTheSoap finally decides to give a polite little bow.
  2313. 4 23 19:36:57 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> But only just.
  2314. 4 23 19:37:08  Saru crosses his arms and watches.
  2315. 4 23 19:37:11 <DamienLunas> "But... I need to understand my strength."
  2316. 4 23 19:37:36 <DamienLunas> "Lord Seiryu took me in... he helped me to become as strong as I am today."
  2317. 4 23 19:37:41 <Six> ( no, I just for some reason assumed he was old :I )
  2318. 4 23 19:37:47 <Six> (RETCON THEN)
  2319. 4 23 19:37:54 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "I see..."
  2320. 4 23 19:38:05 <DamienLunas> (nobody except for gorgeous and two others are older than 30)
  2321. 4 23 19:38:39 <Six> "Well, you don't sound like a self absorbed loser or a raving sexual psychopath. Maybe Boss will find a place for you, after we're done here."
  2322. 4 23 19:38:43 <Saru> (whats that saying... "Who is the better samurai? The one who faithfully serves a good lord, or the one who does the same for an evil lord?")
  2323. 4 23 19:38:43 <DamienLunas> "I don't agree with the despicable way that Lady Byakko views her strength."
  2324. 4 23 19:39:09 <DamienLunas> "Nor do I agree with Lord Genbu's way. Using strength to take what you want is not my way."
  2325. 4 23 19:39:11 <Saru> (was is Seiryu who trains dragons?)
  2326. 4 23 19:39:15 <DamienLunas> (yes)
  2327. 4 23 19:39:20 <Saru> (k)
  2328. 4 23 19:40:08 <DamienLunas> He goes over to a small Clay teacup sitting next to a ceramic pot, and takes a drink from it.
  2329. 4 23 19:40:21 <DamienLunas> "Would you like some? It's Oolong."
  2330. 4 23 19:41:11 <Saru> "No, thanks."
  2331. 4 23 19:41:14 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "It's... not poisoned, is it? You understand anyone would be hesitant before taking tea from an opponent."
  2332. 4 23 19:41:41 <Six> "I am kind of parched."
  2333. 4 23 19:41:43 <DamienLunas> "No... I wouldn't stoop to something like that."
  2334. 4 23 19:41:46 <DamienLunas> He's telling the truth.
  2335. 4 23 19:42:09 <Saru> "What do you do with your strength then?"
  2336. 4 23 19:42:17  HopeDroppedTheSoap looks at Saru for a moment, then back at Suzaku and nods.
  2337. 4 23 19:42:22 <Six> "I'd like some tea."
  2338. 4 23 19:42:29 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "I would, thank you."
  2339. 4 23 19:42:56 <DamienLunas> "I do not yet know."
  2340. 4 23 19:43:13  Klark Looks at the tea and politely shakes his head. "No thank you."
  2341. 4 23 19:43:16 <DamienLunas> He goes over to the teapot, and pours two more cups.
  2342. 4 23 19:43:27 <DamienLunas> He looks to Arthur, "Would you like some?"
  2343. 4 23 19:43:43  Arthur considers... "Mnnnno. I'mm be fine, thanks."
  2344. 4 23 19:43:43 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "I get a totally different vibe about you... this battle may be the most difficult yet."
  2345. 4 23 19:43:55 <Arthur> "Well, if there is a fight."
  2346. 4 23 19:44:13 <DamienLunas> He takes a drink of his tea.
  2347. 4 23 19:44:21 <Saru> "There will be. Won't there?"
  2348. 4 23 19:44:21  HopeDroppedTheSoap takes her cup with a thank you.
  2349. 4 23 19:44:31 <Arthur> "I for one, all due respect, don't quite think the answer you want is in this room, this tower or this city."
  2350. 4 23 19:44:43 <Arthur> "Answers are never right in front of you."
  2351. 4 23 19:44:58  HopeDroppedTheSoap sips.
  2352. 4 23 19:45:21 <DamienLunas> "To tell the truth... I feel unsure if fighting you would make me stronger or not."
  2353. 4 23 19:45:39 <DamienLunas> "I've been thinking for a long time... do I truly become stronger by fighting others..."
  2354. 4 23 19:45:51 <DamienLunas> "Or do I become stronger by conquering myself."
  2355. 4 23 19:46:12  Arthur shrugs. "I don't think I could say either. But no. Nobody does. Nobody EVER does. There's only so much you can learn from a life spent with every day the same."
  2356. 4 23 19:46:12  HopeDroppedTheSoap considers that a moment.
  2357. 4 23 19:46:45 <DamienLunas> (he's saying you don't become stronger by conquering yourself?)
  2358. 4 23 19:47:01 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> (Fighting others, I thought)
  2359. 4 23 19:47:14 <Arthur> (no. he never really buys into inner/hidden potential)
  2360. 4 23 19:47:23 <Saru> "How do you conquer yourself?"
  2361. 4 23 19:47:25 <DamienLunas> "You don't think so?" He takes a drink.
  2362. 4 23 19:47:33 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "We've gotten where we are by fighting others, but also dealing with our own problems."
  2363. 4 23 19:47:40 <Six> "I think everyone becomes stronger in different ways," Six says, and takes a sip of his tea.
  2364. 4 23 19:47:40 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "I'm not sure any one thing really makes you strong."
  2365. 4 23 19:47:57 <Arthur> "No... Even if you could, you'd find nothing in yourself that you didn't already know, but just took for granted."
  2366. 4 23 19:48:20 <DamienLunas> "For thousands of years, men have tried to kill their egos and cut away from their emotions to become stronger. You... you learned it, didn't you." he says to Six.
  2367. 4 23 19:48:25 <Arthur> "Better for it to find you when you need it."
  2368. 4 23 19:48:48  HopeDroppedTheSoap looks at Six.
  2369. 4 23 19:49:12  Six jus takes a sip of his tea.
  2370. 4 23 19:49:16 <Six> "I've learned many things."
  2371. 4 23 19:49:20 <DamienLunas> "Haou-ken."
  2372. 4 23 19:49:27  Klark Quietly listens.
  2373. 4 23 19:49:44  Six takes another sip.
  2374. 4 23 19:49:49 <Six> "Yeah, that I did."
  2375. 4 23 19:50:14 <DamienLunas> "I can see your aura... it's that same golden color. They say practitioners of Haou-ken gain that mark on their aura."
  2376. 4 23 19:50:36 <DamienLunas> "And when they achieve the level of mastery, they can become consumed by its radiance and shine brilliantly."
  2377. 4 23 19:50:43 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "You don't have that mark on yours, so you're not, are you?"
  2378. 4 23 19:50:54 <DamienLunas> "No... I practice my own style."
  2379. 4 23 19:51:22  HopeDroppedTheSoap drinks more tea.
  2380. 4 23 19:51:30  Klark Raises a brow.
  2381. 4 23 19:51:35 <DamienLunas> "But..." he sips and turns to arthur.
  2382. 4 23 19:51:51 <DamienLunas> "Do you truly live by being true to all your emotions?"
  2383. 4 23 19:51:58 <Arthur> "Nope."
  2384. 4 23 19:52:02 <Arthur> "Does anybody?"
  2385. 4 23 19:52:13 <DamienLunas> "I don't know the answer to that."
  2386. 4 23 19:52:22 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "You sure have a pessimistic view, Arthur."
  2387. 4 23 19:52:25  Saru sctraches his head.
  2388. 4 23 19:52:39 <DamienLunas> "But it means in a way, you deny your own emotions to become stronger, don't you?"
  2389. 4 23 19:53:07 <Six> "How so, Hope? I mean, when we hold back negative emotions - like anger, that's not living true to them, but it's a good thing right?"
  2390. 4 23 19:53:27 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "I think you can learn a lot from your emotions."
  2391. 4 23 19:53:52 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "I certainly wouldn't want to cut off mine."
  2392. 4 23 19:54:12 <DamienLunas> He directed that last question to Arthur.
  2393. 4 23 19:54:16 <Six> "So next time I feel like braining Arthur, I shouldn't cut that off?"
  2394. 4 23 19:54:18 <Six> "Noted!"
  2395. 4 23 19:54:20  HopeDroppedTheSoap is answering Six.
  2396. 4 23 19:54:34  Saru can't help but chuckle.
  2397. 4 23 19:54:37 <HopeDroppedTheSoap> "Now you're putting words in my mouth." she pouts.
  2398. 4 23 19:54:56 <DamienLunas> He laughs a little bit with Saru and smiles.
  2399. 4 23 19:55:04  Arthur looks like he's chewing on something. "Only in the vaguest sense. I...don't really actively seek strength, or at least not in any conventional form. I live for living itself, pursue what I feel I want most, and disregard the value of anything that holds me back. If I'm wrong, will my sins be accounted for? Will they mar the world in some great cosmic sense? If the answer to both is yes, I haven't seen it yet."
  2400. 4 23 19:55:48  HopeDroppedTheSoap looks at Arthur, quiet a moment. She doesn't know quite how to respond to that.
  2401. 4 23 19:56:12 <DamienLunas> "You... don't try to make yourself stronger?"
  2402. 4 23 19:56:13 <Six> "That's nice Arthur."
  2403. 4 23 19:56:20 * HopeDroppedTheSoap is now known as Hope
  2404. 4 23 19:56:22  Six takes a sip of his tea.
  2405. 4 23 19:56:30  Arthur shrugs. "I've become stronger, but...mostly sort of incidentally."
  2406. 4 23 19:56:40 * Six is now known as SixInTheStyx
  2407. 4 23 19:56:44 <Saru> "We aren't becoming stronger for it's own sake."
  2408. 4 23 19:56:55 <Saru> "It's just that in order to accomplish our dream, we have to."
  2409. 4 23 19:57:01 <Hope> "We become strong because we defend others who can't defend themselves."
  2410. 4 23 19:57:11 <Hope> "And to end these terrible gang wars."
  2411. 4 23 19:57:29  Klark Nods. "We became strong by coming together as well."
  2412. 4 23 19:58:53 <Saru> "Right. As a whole we're stronger than just adding together how strong we are individually."
  2413. 4 23 19:59:30 <DamienLunas> "So then... the nature of your strength is to draw on the strength of your companions?"
  2414. 4 23 20:00:19 <Hope> "That's about the long and short of it."
  2415. 4 23 20:00:26 <SixInTheStyx> "Well, I think being a strong individual is important too. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link."
  2416. 4 23 20:00:46  SixInTheStyx finishes his tea.
  2417. 4 23 20:00:55  Hope does as well, and puts aside her cup.
  2418. 4 23 20:01:03 <SixInTheStyx> "Anyway, thanks for the tea. Ready for a fight?"
  2419. 4 23 20:01:08 <DamienLunas> "Would you like another cup?"
  2420. 4 23 20:01:17 <Hope> "No thank you, but it was delicious."
  2421. 4 23 20:01:37 <SixInTheStyx> "We really ought to keep this moving along. We can talk more on the way down."
  2422. 4 23 20:02:02 <DamienLunas> "Well then... I suppose I should only ask you one more question."
  2423. 4 23 20:02:08 <Hope> "What's that?"
  2424. 4 23 20:02:27 <DamienLunas> He looks at arthur, "Do you agree that is the nature of your strength? If it's not... then what is?"
  2425. 4 23 20:02:38  Klark Cocks his head to the side.
  2426. 4 23 20:02:55 <Arthur> "...Do you accept a question as an answer?"
  2427. 4 23 20:03:09 <DamienLunas> "So long as I can answer back."
  2428. 4 23 20:03:58 <SixInTheStyx> (ugggh I'm gonna go lay down. sorry. my head is killing me and I am so tired)
  2429. 4 23 20:04:05 <Hope> (Night. :()
  2430. 4 23 20:04:15 * SixInTheStyx is now known as DoxHasThePox
  2431. 4 23 20:04:17 <Saru> (night :C hope tomorrow is better for you)
  2432. 4 23 20:04:17 <DamienLunas> (Yeah it's cool, he's just going to finish up this question and then send out his pokemon and we'll end it)
  2433. 4 23 20:05:41 <Arthur> "Because that only prompts me to ask; are you able to see the absolute nature of every single piece of straw in this room, or every brick or beam that makes this tower? You'll never be able to know everything about everything, so I think it's more important to only ask the questions that you'll truly gain from. I've long since accepted that my strength isn't really wholly under my control or wholly able to be comprehended, so I only ask thi
  2434. 4 23 20:05:41 <Arthur> of myself that I know I'm up to."
  2435. 4 23 20:06:31 <DamienLunas> He finishes his tea and puts the cup down.
  2436. 4 23 20:06:33 <DamienLunas> "I see."
  2437. 4 23 20:07:43 <DamienLunas> "I believe... the question of the nature of our strength is one I would truly gain from being able to answer."
  2438. 4 23 20:08:12 <DamienLunas> "So now, I shall confirm the answer to that question with our battle."
  2439. 4 23 20:08:19 <Hope> "Let's, then."
  2440. 4 23 20:08:50 <DamienLunas> "I may not get my answer... but it is better to have asked and learned nothing than to have asked nothing at all."
  2441. 4 23 20:08:57 <DamienLunas> He brings out a pokeball.
  2442. 4 23 20:09:00 <DamienLunas> "Come, Vermillion Bird."
  2443. 4 23 20:09:25 <DamienLunas> Out of the ball appears a majestic Staraptor
  2444. 4 23 20:09:47 <DamienLunas> Its red crest extends further than usual, covering a large part of its body.
  2445. 4 23 20:10:03 <DamienLunas> "Now then..."
  2446. 4 23 20:10:15 <DamienLunas> He takes a stance and extends his hand "Come at us however you like."
  2447. 4 23 20:10:37 <DamienLunas> And the adventure of life goes on.
  2448. 4 23 20:10:44 <Saru> (whee)
  2449. 4 23 20:10:51 <DamienLunas> Is the strength of the immortals great enough to defeat Suzaku?
  2450. 4 23 20:11:04 <DamienLunas> What sort of terror lies in wait on the 4th floor?
  2451. 4 23 20:11:38 <DamienLunas> We'll find out on Episode 24 of Turfwars: My Pain is Greater Than Yours!"
  2452. 4 23 20:11:48 <DamienLunas> And remember, there'll be plenty of fanservice next time too!~
  2453. 4 23 20:11:51 <DamienLunas> [/session]
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