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  1. GENERAL:
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  3. There are grues in lighted places everywhere in the game. Grues are creatures of the dark; they are severely weakened in light. This must be kept in
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  5. mind. On that note, there is only one type of grue, and that type is a grue. You can include cameos by the different "types" of Grue, if only to show
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  7. how stupid they are. Same with Eurgs.
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  9. Weapons are important. Make sure you do them well.
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  11. Try having IRL locations named "grue" or something. Also the french word for crane is grue, as well as the name of a color. Don't overuse them.
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  13. Consider having the player roam areas from the old, decrepit Grueslayer, like the shitty Intermediate train path or the abandoned old PvP lobby.
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  15. EASY MODE:
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  17. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/cookandeatsteak (hank hill is delightfully random, but if you are to use him it needs improvement)
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  19. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/mainquest (crossovers with other games are fine and dandy, just do them intelligently!)
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  21. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/texas (random like the hank hill pages, but make sure to do it well)
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  23. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch2/demon/ask/search/map (uncyclopedia injokes are not to be used often - if they're used
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  25. correctly they can be funny, easy mode does it too much)
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  27. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch2/office5 (this is an awesome page, especially the prose and the french chef)
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  29. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch2/office5/afsword (this is also awesome, what with the writing and the Blajkffsbgaushf pancake
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  31. fork weapon)
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  33. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch2/raid_kitchen (the police station path isn't very good but the rest is great)
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  35. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/game/ch3/Martinshotel (also awesome)
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  37. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/Martinshotel/bensonistwait (full of snarky prose, pretty good)
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  39. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/bensonistchamber/afterbrycemore/room (a generally entertaining fight, but needs more
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  41. improvement with multiple options and better death scenes - also, Beverly the shotgun is a nice touch)
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  43. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch3/fightbryce/wait3/room/speares (okayish prose, but the grueslayer is an AFGNCAAP and therefore
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  45. there must be no intended attraction to any sex, including the teenager and the deputy)
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  47. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/airport/boardinggates/scotland (the multiple choices that all loop to Edinburgh Airport are
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  49. interesting, but you need less player-parser bickering, and the terrorist grues were kind of bad)
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  51. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/ch4/edinburgh/train (okayish prose, the fourth option is good but it could be improved, also the
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  53. prose in your following pages could be improved as well)
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  55. INTERMEDIATE MODE:
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  57. Intermediate mode serves no purpose. You would do well to not include it in the new Grueslayer.
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  59. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/town (intersting description, with a funny small town that you can explore, a rally race and train
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  61. station, plus the whole small town mayoral corruption thing is intersting but could be improved)
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  63. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/town/rally/garage (intersting concept with the whole garage with cars thing, but the things you
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  65. can do with the cars could be improved and the cars themselves don't need to be fully named)
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  67. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/town/rally/garage (races are an interesting concept but it needs to be improved)
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  69. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/town/rally/food/grue (randomized grue-themes fast food is an interesting concept, but it needs to
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  71. be improved - we could use this for other things as well)
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  73. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/mayor (dealing with the municipal goings on of a small town is a good concept, but this example
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  75. here is poorly done - must be improved on)
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  77. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/town/trainstation (railroad stuff is an interesting concept, but the results in this example are
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  79. poorly done)
  80.  
  81. HARD MODE:
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  83. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/danger (interesting page, but 3 choices and they all lead to death albeit one of them is funny)
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  85. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/trail/miningcamp (eurg mine shift is interesting, but 3 choices and two lead to death, the
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  87. prospector battle could be improved)
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  89. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/prospectors/hut (cabin is fairly interesting)
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  91. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/prospectors/mineright (a very interesting idea indeed, unfortunately this is the limit of hard
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  93. mode)
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  95. PVP:
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  97. You can do PVP in the new Grueslayer. Just don't let it get carried away like last time.
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  99. Consider having special modes/abilities for Implementors/Creators. It's a thought.
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  101. PvP is like the save files - a nifty little extra place, a smaller, bonus adventure if you will. Keep that in mind.
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  103. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Trar/PickupUber (this is just lol, very random and funny - reading about the player defeating
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  105. Trar in a ridiculous way with bad grammar could have its uses)
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  107. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/PvP/TYATU (this PvP fight was the base of the intended hidden PvP subplot, the plans of which got
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  109. so ridiculous before the whole thing eventually fell apart - the fight itself is kind of okayish, and it is notable because TYATU itself does no
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  111. longer exist)
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  113. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/PvP/Conniving (related to TYATU because the talk page of this page has a bunch of plans for what
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  115. was to become the PvP subplot - huge egos all around while not getting anything done :p)
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  117. SAVE FILES:
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  119. Save files is like PvP - a nifty little extra place, a smaller bonus adventure if you will. Keep that in mind.
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  121. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/save7 (a completely inane place - might be useful)
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  123. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/save1 (interesting, but needs work)
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  125. MISC:
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  127. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Game:Grueslayer/uggamuggawuggapuggaOMGN00B (might be useful - just change url or something)