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- / Q: How many lawyers does it take to \
- | change a light bulb? A: Whereas the |
- | party of the first part, also known as |
- | "Lawyer", and the party of the second |
- | part, also known as "Light Bulb", do |
- | hereby and forthwith agree to a |
- | transaction wherein the party of the |
- | second part shall be removed from the |
- | current position as a result of failure |
- | to perform previously agreed upon |
- | duties, i.e., the lighting, |
- | elucidation, and otherwise illumination |
- | of the area ranging from the front |
- | (north) door, through the entryway, |
- | terminating at an area just inside the |
- | primary living area, demarcated by the |
- | beginning of the carpet, any spillover |
- | illumination being at the option of the |
- | party of the second part and not |
- | required by the aforementioned |
- | agreement between the parties. |
- | |
- | The aforementioned removal transaction |
- | shall include, but not be limited to, |
- | the following. The party of the first |
- | part shall, with or without elevation |
- | at his option, by means of a chair, |
- | stepstool, ladder or any other means of |
- | elevation, grasp the party of the |
- | second part and rotate the party of the |
- | second part in a counter-clockwise |
- | direction, this point being tendered |
- | non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point |
- | where the party of the second part |
- | becomes fully detached from the |
- | receptacle, the party of the first part |
- | shall have the option of disposing of |
- | the party of the second part in a |
- | manner consistent with all relevant and |
- | applicable local, state and federal |
- | statutes. Once separation and disposal |
- | have been achieved, the party of the |
- | first part shall have the option of |
- | beginning installation. Aforesaid |
- | installation shall occur in a manner |
- | consistent with the reverse of the |
- | procedures described in step one of |
- | this self-same document, being careful |
- | to note that the rotation should occur |
- | in a clockwise direction, this point |
- | also being non-negotiable. The above |
- | described steps may be performed, at |
- | the option of the party of the first |
- | part, by any or all agents authorized |
- | by him, the objective being to produce |
- | the most possible revenue for the |
- \ Partnership. /
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- \ ^__^
- \ (oo)\_______
- (__)\ )\/\
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