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	Closing the door behind him, Karkat felt the heat rise to his cheeks as he thought about what he was about to do. It was an absolutely, downright filthy habit he had picked up ever since they saved the Mayor and his little flying friend. Shaking his head, he reached behind himself to lock the door before making a beeline to a shelf stacked full of a miscellaneous objects. Though this room was originally mostly empty, over the past months Karkat had taken to decorating it like his old room; his shitty movie posters and desk and husktop were the only other pieces of furniture of worth though he did intend on adding other…more appropriate arrangements for his friend. Speaking of…his eyes instinctively looked towards the top of the shelf at a glass jar he kept tucked between some novels. He wrapped his hand gently around the jar, bringing it close to his face and peeking inside for the familiar smile of the Mayor’s companion.

	Serenity gleefully waved through the glass, a wide smile on her face. Her translucent wings fluttered excitedly and even through the fabric of her black dress he could see her nipples hard and erect. Greeting her with a gruff hello, Karkat cradled the jar in his arms and carefully made his way to his desk. Setting her down in front of the husktop, he watched the way her body eagerly swayed in front of the artificial lighting. In particular his eyes were drawn to her wide hips and the way her dress rose above her thighs every time she moved. Swallowing roughly, he took a seat before her and nervously asked if she was still alright with this. Turning around almost indignantly, she flipped her skirt up, revealing her plump ass and began to rapidly blink it at him. He wasn’t exactly fluent in Morse code, but bubbly grin and enthusiastic shaking seemed like a positive enough sign and nervously unzipped his pants.

	Although it was awkward pulling out his half-hard dick, Serenity seemed completely at ease, pulling her dress over her head and tossing it down carelessly. Her breasts bounced slightly and her puffy nipples grew even harder in the cool air. With his eyes trained directly on her, Karkat watched the petite firefly touch herself; her hands groped at her breasts, twisting her nipples and squeezing them until her nails left deep impressions. Occasionally one of her hands would slip down her sides and between her legs and Karkat would stroke himself faster. When her keen eyes noticed the flushed head of his dick leaking pre-cum she gave a flirty grin before shimmying around to show off her backside. With her hips rocking side to side, Serenity let her hands reach back to grab and slap at her ass. She jiggled both hefty cheeks with rough smacks before digging her nails into both sides and spreading herself for Karkat.

	With his hand wrapped around his dick, Karkat sped up his jerking, watching the small firefly’s actions. His breathing hitched and his felt himself grow harder, throbbing against his hand as she touched herself. Jerking faster, he had to bite into his lip to keep from making too much noise. As Serenity slipped a hand between her asscheeks and pressed two fingers into herself, Karkat could feel him himself get close. He let out a garbled swear before hastily unscrewing the top of the jar. Grabbing it in shaky hands, he jostled Serenity until she fell on her knees. As he aimed for the opening, Serenity willingly opened her mouth, face raised towards the sky in preparation. Panting and gasping as orgasm racked his body, thick globs of red cum shot inside the bottle. It coated her entire body in one go, covering her face and beasts and thighs the most. Running her fingers along the tops of her breasts she shoved two in her mouth, moaning around her fingers at the taste. Another spurt and this time her hair was covered. Pulling her fingers from her mouth, she continued to rub at herself, hands brushing over her hard nipples and down to her thick thighs, tracing patterns in the thick fluid and fluttering her long lashes at Karkat’s flushed face. By the time he had finished, over half the bottle was filled with red spunk, forcing Serenity to stand to keep from drowning.