misc

be sure mommy didn't smoke or drink during pregnancy and had all her needs fulfilled

be sure to be born in a family with an available mother and an alpha dad who spends time with you (you can't control this of course). If you are european, be sure to be born in the 90s when religion fully lost its grip on society (mostly if you come from catholic countries, if you are protestant it doesn't matter that much). Be sure to suck on mommy's breasts until you get teeth. As soon you get teeth start chewing on hard natural foods. After having spent the most important years of development (the first 3) in a peaceful environment where you are treated like a god and your parents aren't slaves of society (hard workers or young careerists) it's time to orient to first socialization attempts with your peers at kindergarten: if the first 3 years went good and you end up in a non-religious school with young and hot teachers who aren't starving for penor and love, it's going to be all cool, play with toys and learn alphabet. Get in school and have more fun with your non-aspie neurotypical socializing skills with your peers who happen to be similar looking as you. Ignore the weaker instead of bullying them, since bullying is done to improve one's status, when you are already on top status. Get straight A because you are a well-educated and good-looking kid who studies with his peers one hour a day, spending the rest of day playing with them and being with mom and dad at home, or with your cool uncles / aunts / cousins / family friends.

Get in middle school and, always thanks to your NT skills, start playing the local team sport. Be sure to play it outside of school time too. Start puberty and get horny seeing all your female peers growing breasts etc. They will all be attracted to you because you are playing basketball which is making you taller too, thanks to grow plate stimulation. You are eating fats and spending a lot of energy since you are a kid so your hormonal environment is perfect. You are not eating a ****ty mediterran diet full of carbs and weak foods because the dumbass doctors told your parents that if they want to be thin they have to eat like that (they ignored thinness of lean mass). You are eating a german diet full of meat and milk + nuts and seeds and potato chips when you are hungry because you are a kid with high metabolism and it all goes to your leidyg cells.

This diet happened to prepare your skull for slayerdom: you aren't mouth breathing because your adenoids are immune to allergies, since you spent a good time of your first years being sick from common infectious diseases, developing a strong and regulated immune system with good Th1-Th2 balance, plus you avoided non-biological foods. Your skull is developing horizontally and frontally, your zygos are projecting, your jaw is wide and pointy frontally, your glabella is starting to come outside and your big eyes are hooding themselves. Your temporal bones is widening like your occipital bone, and you are losing the big ears thanks to the maxillofacial development. Neck is growing thicker too. You don't have posture problems like scoliosis or kyphosis because your lean tissues and spinal muscles never got weak since you were on dat dere diet and hormonal profile, and didn't sit at computers because you were getting dopamine and validation from your peers outside in the sun. You aren't developing myopia because you don't do much near-work but play a lot outside and your male tunnel-vision and attention is developing. You don't have a lot of empathy because you don't need to know what other people are thinking, that's what girls are doing, helped from their increased peripheral vision and attention and capability of recognizing all social cues, thing that you don't need to do since you believe subconsciously you are a more than worthy human (first 3 years).

You are starting to listen to more active music and hanging out with your male peers in dark corners trying the first cigarettes and hitting on town's young girls who all seek for your attention. You get your first sexual experiences at age 13 with kissing and touching. You are so sweet and in love with the girls you meet and develop strong bonds with them thanks to oxytocin. But you have more of them, so your attention isn't focused only on one, while they are all focused on you.

You get in high school and bring some of your bros from middle school. First day in class you are already ruling, because you have a strong social circle that you brought from your past years, and people see this and want to share things with you and connect with you. The loners are butthurting but you ignore them, except when they do some dumb stuff for attention, when you burn them with any comment. The burn they feel doesn't come from some strange "wit" skill you have, but simply from the perceived interaction between social statuses, where anything a superior human like you says is seen as cool and may be interpreted in any way but always stays cool. If you say: "u ugly" to the nerd, everyone will laugh because it's true and you are beautiful. If you tell him: "u beautiful" everyone will laugh because you are sarcastic. If you say "chill bro" the same or if you say "I actually like you" everyone will think you are such a gentle soul. But your attention isn't focusing there, it's focusing on your equal of status or higher: you are concentrated on winning the inter-school soccer championships and get the hottest cheerleaders. Your heavy physical training and social life doesn't leave too much time to study, but you manage to do it because of your high oxygenated and vascularized neurons and well developed intelligence since your parents treated you good and teached you how to study "enough". You aren't the big nerd able to write a long post on the misc on how to live life, after having discovered all its secrets, because you don't need to. You believe what you got told to believe because you never had the need to ask you questions.

Meanwhile, the hot young school teachers are missing their high school days and get emotionated everytime you enter class. Wether you are on a good mood or a bad mood, everyone loves that, because you are so beautiful and powerful you can be and act how you want without worrying of punishment, which you never had. The few haters are hating without showing that, because they are afraid of your uninhibited verbal wrath, which shames them to oblivion thanks to your perceived social support where everything you say is supported. When you are sad or angry it's because your favorite team lost, or because some hater isn't fully submitting to your will, or because some peer or parent didn't give you what you wanted, not because you are a sad human without friends or options, you never worried about that and you never understood those who had those problems. The hot teachers invite you to their house, you get drunk in a small party with their daughter who you banged before, and end up banging your married teacher too. It's no big deal to you because you have so much experience with women, but everyone admires you and you develop wrist pain after all the high fives. Your teacher gets removed from school.

You grow up more and either end up in some high class sport team or go in the professional world and join college. When you go to parties or clubs, women get hypnotized from the sight of the movement of your shoulder width and waist in a tight V-neck, oscillating at the rhytm of electronic music, and your aloof slight head banging that shows your perfect beautiful hair and your defined wide neck surrounded from a necklace, with your aloof expression looking down while you are rolling a joint at the music rhytm. A group of blonde exchange students with a rope diadema on their foreheads casually bump on you and you exchange duchenne smiles, eye squinting, parted lips while you stare at their blue eyes and red cheeks on a perfect white skin due to perfect vascularization. You end up having a gangbang with all of them after having got high together, and spend your weeks with them until they leave and invite you to reach them in sweden sometime.

In the remaining time, you are having the fun of your life with your buddies, and studying with them since they are also responsible. You study hard, party hard and play high intensity sports. You never lifted a weight in your life and that's why your muscles aren't glycogen-based, but myoglobin based, since they got developed on oxygen and hormones and proteins, but not through stress-stimulatated adaptive answer like a slave builder in ancient egypt building pyramids would have. You are biologically a hunter, and your craniofacial shape betrays that. But you have no ****ing idea what that means. You have a harem of hot girls with high 2D:4D ratio, opposed to yours.

Before you graduate, you either decide you are tired of your slayer life, and go full oxytocin with your future first wife, loving her to death, or you just decide you want to focus on career, mostly if you chose a big one like being a surgeon or engineer or lawyer.

You have no problem getting the job, thanks to your superior people skills, and watch the remaining of your years, running faster and faster after each year (due to routine) being an orgasmic slide from the vulcan you were put on at birth, never having to climb anything or to force your neurotransmittorial pathways to cope against something. You are getting tons of money, buying stuff and investing, because global social power is now your main objective. All women are willing to give you their anor on first sight, also because they know your fame before meeting your impressive frame and massive skull and admire your vascular and oxygenated skin and get wet at your cocky smiles. You either decide to have a full-monogamous life and get some kids from your perfect wife who are going to inherit the earth or you decide to go poly and get more kids from more women, who will be beta provided from other submissive humans, fully acknoweledging your genetical superiority (supported from society too).

Either way, your 30s are the most awesome time of your life, countrary to what people told you before (you never had to question anything, you just followed what you heard from other humans who weren't living the godmode life).

Your 40s are cool and in your 50s you are doing something really big. You are someone known and important, no matter the path you chose. Or you died before because of the haters pulling some conspiracy against you (see J. Christ, Che Guevara). If you chose the rockstar life you might get ****ed up because of drugs ruining your brain homeostasis and neurotransmitorial equilibrium (see Kurt Kobain).

If you get to old age, it's time to feel the perma-orgasm old people live while being proud of their fruits and their offspring growing up, and re-living the young emotions vicariously, like you are doing by reading my post now. You die in a DMT-induced emotional explosion, which is the biggest mental trip you ever had in your heroic life. Your name is remembered by humanity, but it doesn't fucing matter since you are dead. After billion of years, having the universe collapsed on itself in an amorphous mass where everything is equal, and after the next big bang where everything repeats itself in the same identical way, you are born again to relive your life for the infinitesimal time, since the universe is about predetermination and destiny, due to quantum mechanics and cause-effect mechanisms that we cannot analyze with our current technology and our limitations of senses.