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- >A golden, royal chariot is being pulled by two flying guard pegasi
- >Inside, a figure is detained by a third pegasus
- >”This is Chariot Alpha 2, heading due over Canterlot,”
- >The pegasus in the chariot says, communicating via magic
- >”We’re on route, everything’s a go, over.”
- >”This is control tower,” a voice responds
- >It sounds like the princess…
- >”Report cargo status on captured human, over.”
- >”That’s a 10-4,” he responds. “Cargo is secure, and— WHAT!?“
- >Suddenly, there’s a ruckus on board
- >”Didn’t copy that, over!” the princess clarifies
- >”The human is out of binds, and—AUGH!”
- >What’s going on!?”
- >You are Anon
- >And like HELL you’re going to Molestia’s rape dungeon!
- >She’s been trying to capture you for too long. This is the closest she’s come in a while, but…
- >Looks like you’ll be disappointing her again
- >You knocked out the pegasus guard that was keeping you captive
- >The other two pegasi piloting the chariot are just noticing you now
- >”Freeze!” one yells, “What do you think you’re doing!?
- >”Get that human!” the other screams
- >You smirk over at them, before grabbing a chunk of metal from the side of the chariot and tearing it off
- >It makes a nice plank
- Talk about low budget flights!
- >You start to say snarkily
- No food or movies? I’m outta here!
- >You step to the edge of the chariot
- I like running better!
- >They gape their mouths at you, as if to say, “What the hell are you doing!?”
- >You give them a wave goodbye, before diving back first into the air
- >You snap the board on your feet magically, and spin around for kicks
- WOOOOOOH!
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKVkH8dtWs
- >You slam down hard on the streets of Canterlot, miraculously not snapping your legs
- >You’re high up in the city, and there’s only one place to go
- >Downhill
- >You pick up speed incredibly quickly, the fashioned snowboard sending sparks in every direction
- >P0nies start jumping out of your way as you weave around carriages, carts, and the like
- >Shadows begin to cast down around you
- >Shadows of pegasi
- >”All units!” one yells
- >”The suspect is due south! Close off all major intersections! Capture the suspect at all costs!”
- >HA! Like that’ll happen!
- >You grip your board and make a sharp left turn around a corner, showering the snobby residents in sparks
- >You snake back around the other direction, continuing your trek downhill
- >A cart lies down on the road ahead, fashioning a nice make-shift ramp
- You head right for it, ducking down with your knees, before launching off, pressing up, and taking high into the air
- >A pegasus guard tries to tackle you out of the air
- >But instead, he’s too low, and you plant the board down on top of him, launching yourself up higher
- >High in the air, you slam down onto the side of building, grinding at insane speeds around the edges of various architecture
- >Down a cable you go, raining down sparks as you go
- >P0nies are starting to marvel at your insanely impractical downhill city-boarding abilities
- >”GET HIM! Celestia demands that human in her personal quarters!”
- >You let out a wise-crackin’ laugh
- >They actually think they can catch you
- >How quaint!
- >Another section of downhill streets appears, so you hop off the cable and slam down to it, gaining even more speed
- >Launching off another cart, you take air, doing a 1080 with ease
- >While upside down
- >And wise cracking
- >Landing down just before a curve, you turn sharply, easily rounding it
- >You’ve far outrun the guards
- >You round one more turn, seeing a small, park-like area of the city
- >You hop up to a nearby carriage, grind along the corner of it, and use it for height to hop again, clearing the fence blocking it in
- >You hop off the board before landing, doing a few roles for safety
- >Rolling perfectly up straight, you raise your arm and catch your golden street board
- >Damn, you are so cool
- >You look over to your right
- >A few female p0nies are gazing over to you
- >You smile at them, giving them a thumbs up and a wink
- >They all swoon and pass out
- >Just like always
- >You take a step or two, ready to find the exit of the city
- >But another shadow is cast above you, blotting out the sun
- >A large, white p0ny slams down hard, almost causing the ground to shake
- >She looks up to you hungrily
- >She’s drooling, and her eyes are mere dots
- >Oh shit!
- >Molestia herself!
- >Time for Act 2!
- [spoiler]There is no Act 2[/spoiler]
- Guys, something’s wrong. I don’t even play Sanic. I think I just have some weird temporary obsession with City Escape, because [spoiler]the song is so fucking unironically amazing.[/spoiler]
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