1[10:13] <@Peachy> anyways in the first one, i was in high school, and it was the last day
01[10:14] <@Peachy> so my lab group and i (which included a much younger justin timberlake) made something that would give you an extra testicle
01[10:14] <@Peachy> so he took one and used it, and then left
01[10:15] <@Peachy> then no one else in the group seemed to want one so i took the other three and wandered the halls for some reason
01[10:16] <@Peachy> so that was p much the first dream
01[10:16] <@Peachy> for the second
01[10:16] <@Peachy> at some point i went to like
01[10:16] <@Peachy> the cia archives
01[10:16] <@Peachy> and i got a bunch of stuff
01[10:17] <@Peachy> like secret stuff
01[10:17] <@Peachy> then it's hard to explain but i ended up going to hitler's house
01[10:17] <@Peachy> which was somewhere in kansas
01[10:17] <@Peachy> and despite being like 116 years old, he looked 50 or 55, tops
01[10:18] <@Peachy> anyways he was p much living like a regular person there
01[10:18] <@Peachy> except he was in a khaki nazi uniform
01[10:19] <@Peachy> so we had dinner there
01[10:19] <@Peachy> i think my dad was dating a lady that lived there
01[10:20] <@Peachy> anyways some nazi at the dinner table called me out and said "oh yeah if you're so legit then why did i see you going into the cia building for like 3 hours
01[10:20] <@Peachy> and everyone shut up and got super tense
01[10:20] <@Peachy> so i said i had snuck in and brought a bunch of cool souvenirs to share with everyone
01[10:20] <@Peachy> and this pleased hitler enormously
01[10:21] <@Peachy> and they went through the little baggy of goods
01[10:21] <@Peachy> which had stuff like little leaflets from the war
01[10:21] <@Peachy> and jfk's daughter's diary
01[10:21] <@Peachy> like did he even have a daughter
01[10:21] <@Peachy> i don't know
01[10:22] <@Peachy> anyways they went through the stuff and then after dinner we left and the lady my dad was there to see said she hadn't left in like a year and a half
01[10:22] <@Peachy> but i had to leave
[10:22] <@BaconCat> Peachy: lol
01[10:22] <@Peachy> so she and my dad drove me to the high school from the first dream, where i'd parked my car
[10:22] <@BaconCat> Uakh:  wake up i need your money
01[10:22] <@Peachy> there were hugs
01[10:23] <@Peachy> and then i allowed myself to wake up